Werewolf on the car roof! #monsterdon

I howl when I poop sometimes too. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@strangefour Oh, I thought you were going to say "with a preposition." #TriesToPutAwayWoodenRulerQuietly #monsterdon

Car surfin'! Car surfin'! CAR SURFIN'!

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Really feel this calls for another awooooooooo #Monsterdon

i hope he kills the president #monsterdon

The second night of the full moon... #Monsterdon

HAHAHA "It was a werewolf you racist pig!"

Who then proves that he's a racist pig.
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The timeline is moving so fast, I try to click the star on one toot and two other toots roll into its spot.

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"a werewolf. can you imagine what happens if the press gets ahold of that?"

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@SarraceniaWilds 23 minutes in but I think I'm a little behind most people

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at least her lines were easy to remember. #Jack #Jack #Jack #Jack #monsterdon

RIGHT NAOWOOOOOOOO!

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go away noAWOOOOOOOOOOO #monsterdon

"You don't look well, Jack!"

Heh, he's really being HOUNDED :D #Monsterdon

Awooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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"Go away ... nowwwarrrwoooo!"

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Uh oh! Fake Bea Arthur is gonna get it next!

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We might need a supercut of people saying "Jack" when all is said and done. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

JACK jack JACK jack JACK jack JACK jack JACK jack I'd LIKE to be youR FRIEND JACK jack Jack Jack JACK JACK JACK JACK

JACK

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Did... did he just end a sentence with AWOOOO~?
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@athena_rising "Oh, you have a WOMAN'S hands!" #WrongBlackadderEpisode #monsterdon

Jack's got the limpest, wettest handshake in Washington. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Coterie of Impudent Snobs line is William Safire speech-writing for Spiro Agnew.

love this warwulf makeup

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Werewolf uses "Slow Time". It is highly effective.

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Lots of talking in wood paneled rooms. Yep this is a 70s movie alright. Where's the scenes of cops cold on the trail?
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oh yeah we have some "national anarchists" over here #monsterdon

But Jack was having a bad trip

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free sample, “I’m worried about national anarchy” #monsterdon

put national anarchy on the ballot and watch it win in a landslide #monsterdon

@srol This was the 70s, so lead paint and cigarettes for children

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Presidential daughter Marion is giving off Ophelia vibes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Staring at women's hands like some cheap carnival palm reader. Not creepy at all.

his voice. every time i look away, i hear Gene Wilder's voice instead...

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@brooke it's probably an accident #monsterdon

Fuzzy feet flashback!

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@davesdogmaggie Yep I see that

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Ooh, a Katharine Graham stand-in. Topicality!

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@howler0502 OMG they weren't slippers! #WhereAreTheKittehz #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, don't worry about national anarchy. It'll be just fine.

Not to nitpick but that’s not guts ripped open, she looks like a bottle of ketchup exploded and she fainted. #Monsterdon

Jack has a hand fetish now. #Monsterdon

wait what happened to giselle #monsterdon

Finally, some blood! Looks more like her throat was ripped open (kinda) rather than her guts, though.

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"Guts ... ripped open." Precisely the sort of details to be relayed over a short, tragic telephone call. #monsterdon

I imagine after every scene in this movie the actors were like “we were filming?” #Monsterdon

@coprolite9000
There are some scenes you'll barely see unless you keep the room real dark 😆

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"What would you want to call your compatriots in the press that's a bit more flashy" I'll go:
Assholes. No wait! Shitweasles. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

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"A coterie of impudent snobs" is exactly what they want for some reason?

@srol There was very little to miss TBH

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was this movie edited by an alcoholic???

is dean stockwell on quaaludes? #monsterdon

Yes, the president attends parties in regular suburban houses and then the guests walk home down Main Street past the appliance stores and car dealerships

Main Street, Washington, DC

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"gise-- uh, marion" nice job

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Y'know, this guy's pretty milquetoast for a werewolf. #Monsterdon

NO QUID PRO QUO!

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This is as close as we could get to the White House. One forced perspective shot. Or a model.
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All those people came to the store, filling the parking lot, and nobody discovers the body until one lady is returning to her car with a cart full of purchases.

At least I *think* there's a body, we haven't seen anything,

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What was that werewolf foot shot about? Who was supposed to be attached to them? #monsterdon

She's showing up midmorning, and plenty of other people have clearly showed up and parked, and she's the first to discover the body? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@morganmay Wharewoullff-lady?! #mst3k #monsterdon

Aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

Why is every scene so dark? Is the administration economizing on the light bill?

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@SRLevine Cool thanks! I'll come back to that

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lightning fast gore shot

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@srol Futons? the posters had big futon store energy

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i don't understand, was there a fly on the corner of his desk, or like... #monsterdon

@diazona

It's actually a super cool set of blog posts, by Patricia Brigg's late husband (I think it was him and not her doing the shooting anyway): https://www.patriciabriggs.com/articles/silver/silverbullets.shtml

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oh no she got killed by poor lighting #monsterdon

Dead,, next to the cart with the Special K #monsterdon

That antenna needs more tin foil.

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@trixter I'm torn about which one is worse

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"he prefers russian communists to certain liberal communists in this country"

please keep letting this old lady talk she's so fu- oh she's dead

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Wow, we just let drunk important women walk home on their own in the 70s in DC eh? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Sorry, I missed the murder, I was too busy trying to figure out what that store in the background was selling. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Is this the wrong time to say adding "in my pants" makes everything a comedy? #IcyStares #monsterdon

At least the werewolf was polite enough to put the corpse in an easily movable cart.

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And there goes Southern Endora! #Monsterdon

The death of Angela Lansbury. #Monsterdon

"the president is fed up with this guy's facial expressions and gestures"

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Well it’s a marvelous night for a moondance. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And breathing... the nerve of that guy!

Commander Salmon? But I hardly know ‘er! #monsterdon

"removal sale" too bad they didn't take this movie with them. #monsterdon

I assume this shot of the parking lot is very tense. I have to assume

BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING

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Boy the First Family is right effed up innit? Dipping the pen in the White House Ink was a really bad idea my good man

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Me watching this movie and also the 2023 disaster classic Moonfall: “Aw shit y’all here comes the MOOOOOOOON!” #Monsterdon

trying to find matching subs but it also seems like the theatrical cut is totally different than the other cuts that are available online. classic #monsterdon

Commander Salmon. Has a handshake like a limp fish. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@RobynGoodfellow

That's also the way they did it in Dark Shadows.

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The Moon! Is he going to chew-chew-chew on Mrs. Robinson there?

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The first Palm Pentagram has been sighted! And it's Karen!

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@RobynGoodfellow Werewolf hunter perhaps?

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Doesn't that guy normally play the belligerent Southern Sheriff in things?

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I think they got the actress drunk for this. It's hard to act that drunk. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Instead of cutting abruptly, they could have had the guy look out a window. If they'd been able to afford a set with a window, that is.

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This scene is so awkward I'm getting contact embarrassment. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Was it make a wish or take a pish? #monsterdon

So the pentagram shows up on the victims not the werewolf in this mythology? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

what the fuck are these cuts to other shots they are so disorienting movie you need to stop doing this #monsterdon