@CactuarJoe Wait for the climactic finale. They load the entire orchestra into a dump truck, then dump it onto a sound stage. #monsterdon

There's a buzzing noise from the wasp laboratory? Better draw your pistol! #monsterdon

remember, we're in NEW YORK. the BIG APPLE. MANHATTAN.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

this episode of mad men keeps getting weirder

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"We moved you out of the hospital so you could sleep in the offices of our cosmetics company."

#monsterdon

we couldn't have had more wasp woman attacks in this movie? really? its not like the one we got cost anything to film

#monsterdon

R.I.P. Fauxseph Cotten

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In my version, Wasp Woman just attacked and the scene was followed by jocular xylophone music following a rando.

Way to maintain the mood, director.

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And done! Here's my new drawing of Susan Cabot as the titular Wasp Woman! Thanks for watching this week's Monsterdon Monsterdrawn art shape-up! Can't wait to draw another new piece next week!
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I'm sure the FDA will be fine with this. "We tested it on two guinea pigs, a cat and our CEO, so it's fine."

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this movie's monster is literally just a woman in a pullover mask from spirit halloween

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Look just because I turned into a fuzzy grrl and ate a guy doesn't mean the product has a down side! If anything, that's a feature!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

She needs to Wasp Out in this meeting and kill everyone. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"I want one thing understood very clearly." Buzz buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz. Got it? #monsterdon

wasp woman attack immediately followed by wacky xylophone

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@LK_877 I thought if she overshot she'd just end up a fetus #monsterdon

#monsterdon wait, now she's back to normal?!

Pipe guy is very sciencey. #Monsterdon

this is just a movie about a business owner dealing with some minor inconveniences

#monsterdon

Man, smells like burnt waspcat around here #monsterdon

he didn't disappear into the swamp or something. he died in the street in the middle of the city

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Old man beekeeper got isekaied of screen!
And nice transition after his death.
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Once again, not since Manos have we seen such thrilling driving-around-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-to-incoherent-music scenes!

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How could they resist stopping to shop for some DRAPERY? #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb That shot had a real Ed Wood "the audience will figure it out" feel to it. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"How did he come here?"
"He abseiled from a fucking zeppelin, how the fuck do you think he came here?"
#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Love the office art!

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I just want to say that I’ve always looked much younger than I really am and all it’s ever gotten me was male attention I did not want and people several years younger than me telling me how I’ll feel about things when I get older. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Time to think about science. And smoke. Always more time to smoke.
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Night of the Wasp Cat

now that would've been a movie

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@Taweret #TeamWaspCat #WaspCat4Life
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WASP KITTY! :blobastonished:

DON'T HURT WASP KITTY!

#Monsterdon

Now, you too can have your very own evidence-disposing mini-crematorium! Fits conveniently in the corner of any room with a gas connection! 52 convenient payments of just $19.95 each!

#monsterdon

Need to remake this with Jeff Goldblum. The Wasp Woman vs Brundle Fly!

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xylophone kid is back.

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I feel like they're avoiding the swatting of insects just to mess up my bingo card

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I didn't know Wilford Brimley was in this. He's gonna warn us that too much royal jelly can cause diabeeeeetus.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

okay that cat scene took a dark turn #monsterdon

@howler0502 for her and the animals! #monsterdon

@chirpbirb IMO half of it is that she's smiling now

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@whknott Oughta be bloody stumps, don't you think? #monsterdon

@whknott Must be nine inch nails! #DadMode #Monsterdon

Sid Davis tried to warn 'em not to become Royal Jelly Junkies!

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#TheWaspWoman

"The one problem is the formula makes your eyebrows look like hirsute caterpillars. OMG, WE'RE TOO LATE." #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@blogdiva Checks out #monsterdon

Everyone knows when taking booze or serum you have to top the bottle off with some water to replace what you took. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@moira Next stop, the Titanic via homebrew submersible #monsterdon

I feel like I’ve been watching this film for four times as long as I actually have #monsterdon

side effects may include hearing ominous music at the time of injection

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ok, the 1h16m version on tubi is slightly time-stretched. i seeked the tubi version so it was slightly ahead of the 1h12m version and let them keep playing. the longer one eventually fell behind, despite no extra scenes or shots. i think the "AI enhancement" folks messed up the framerate when they re-encoded #monsterdon

Every good lab has a corner crematorium.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

who's cousin did they hire to do clarinet??? what the hell

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOUNDTRACK

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Coincidentally, I'm starting a course of injections this week but it's to get rid of hives, not live in one! Folks, I'm very itchy. #monsterdon

I’m going to be really confused if she turns into an insect and not a baby…or a white rat

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we tested on one whole animal. time for human trials i guess

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She sure is trusting. It's not even a good magic trick! He could have easily swapped the cats.

Yeah it has "the same markings", but it was pure black!

#monsterdon

@blogdiva More likely his neighbor's garage.

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hey, the cat managed to stay the same species! good job, kitty! #monsterdon

@Taweret These reports of shifting colors are proving more entertaining than the movie so far

#Monsterdon

the secretary seems unconcerned that her hands are slate gray but her fingers are orange

i would see someone about that

#monsterdon

Geeze, why won't these guys back off and just let an eccentric scientist inject the CEO with a secret untested formula?

#Monsterdon

this movie is now a weird jazz comedy

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

The actor who plays the brunette assistant played senior citizen Dottie in A League of Their Own… and also, this is her publicity photo and OH MY GOD! #Monsterdon

montage xylophones! #Monsterdon

INDUSTRY! Men adjusting test tubes! Writing things down! And RECORDING them! #Monsterdon

bees > someone smoking > bees > someone smoking > bees > someone smoking
good to know this movie knows what it's about. #monsterdon

That guinea pig is now a rat! THE HORROR!
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He’s kind of naive for an elderly scientist. Clearly he’s never worked with cosmetic companies before. #Monsterdon

...He doesn't need a contract. Just your word.

Would you like to take him to the cleaners now, or later? #Monsterdon

Bees are wasps, Guinea pigs are rats, sure
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“Let’s go directly to human trials on MEEEEEEE!” is always a recipe for disaster. #Monsterdon

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA IT'S A FUCKING RAT NOW???

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The true monster was society's pressure on women to remain beautiful?
Or just wasps.
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All the people watching the colorized version are clearly on drugs. #Monsterdon

he's got a singing frog in that birdcage, we all know that, right?

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

B-but not all wasps are eusocial! You can't just generalize the behavior of all wasps as if they were! Disowned by science

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Holy hell, look at the size of the tiles on the wall. Setting those must have been fun.

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First progress shot on my new Wasp Woman art! Time to turn this silhouette into a monster!

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Ms. Capitalist Boss Lady reminds me of someone...

#TheWaspWoman
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Progressive movie in that there is a strong female business leader. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@blogdiva Either beakers or equations on a chalkboard, depending on whether you want to be an experimental or theoretical genius

#Monsterdon

maybe it would help if i tagged #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman and not Monsteron. :blobfoxfacepalm:

Hard to believe Frank Capra played the scientist in this schlock. #Monsterdon

Is this movie just about the birth of the wellness industry #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

That crackpot and his wasps! I tell you Zinthrop will kill us all!

#Monsterdon

Shipment of wasps … This is what happens when you buy your honeybees from Beavis and Butthead …
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So far we've established: Bees. And there are some wasps. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@forestine Just wait for the "accidental" uncasing

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in the colorized version the white car suddenly turned pink when going into a shadow and then suddenly became white again

good job

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great idea to keep tapping the box of "wasps", yeah, keep making lots of noises and jostling them #Monsterdon

The Tubi 1:16 version is nice and crisply B&W

#monsterdon

how are y'all already in an office. the guys are still in the field with a small guy in a suit talking about Orange Blossom honey.

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@moira A still wouldn’t cover it. Some things in motion have this colorful strobing.
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Did they write this as “The Bee Woman” and just change everything to “wasp” in post? #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

#Monsterdon I, too, dress in business casual while beekeeping.
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You know what'll scare the crap out of people?.... Beekeeping. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I'm just waiting for The Creeping Terror to emerge from the hills. #Monsterdon

MonsterBuzz
Look for Roger Corman cameo. He'll be playing a hospital doctor.

(Watch party now)
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smoke has that effect on me too, if you know what I mean ;-) #monsterdon