R.I.P. Fauxseph Cotten

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And done! Here's my new drawing of Susan Cabot as the titular Wasp Woman! Thanks for watching this week's Monsterdon Monsterdrawn art shape-up! Can't wait to draw another new piece next week!
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I'm sure the FDA will be fine with this. "We tested it on two guinea pigs, a cat and our CEO, so it's fine."

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this movie's monster is literally just a woman in a pullover mask from spirit halloween

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"I want one thing understood very clearly." Buzz buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz. Got it? #monsterdon

wasp woman attack immediately followed by wacky xylophone

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@LK_877 I thought if she overshot she'd just end up a fetus #monsterdon

#monsterdon wait, now she's back to normal?!

Pipe guy is very sciencey. #Monsterdon

this is just a movie about a business owner dealing with some minor inconveniences

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Man, smells like burnt waspcat around here #monsterdon

he didn't disappear into the swamp or something. he died in the street in the middle of the city

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Once again, not since Manos have we seen such thrilling driving-around-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-to-incoherent-music scenes!

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How could they resist stopping to shop for some DRAPERY? #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb That shot had a real Ed Wood "the audience will figure it out" feel to it. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"How did he come here?"
"He abseiled from a fucking zeppelin, how the fuck do you think he came here?"
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Love the office art!

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I just want to say that I’ve always looked much younger than I really am and all it’s ever gotten me was male attention I did not want and people several years younger than me telling me how I’ll feel about things when I get older. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Time to think about science. And smoke. Always more time to smoke.
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Night of the Wasp Cat

now that would've been a movie

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@Taweret #TeamWaspCat #WaspCat4Life
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WASP KITTY! :blobastonished:

DON'T HURT WASP KITTY!

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Now, you too can have your very own evidence-disposing mini-crematorium! Fits conveniently in the corner of any room with a gas connection! 52 convenient payments of just $19.95 each!

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Need to remake this with Jeff Goldblum. The Wasp Woman vs Brundle Fly!

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xylophone kid is back.

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I didn't know Wilford Brimley was in this. He's gonna warn us that too much royal jelly can cause diabeeeeetus.

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okay that cat scene took a dark turn #monsterdon

@howler0502 for her and the animals! #monsterdon

@chirpbirb IMO half of it is that she's smiling now

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@whknott Oughta be bloody stumps, don't you think? #monsterdon

@whknott Must be nine inch nails! #DadMode #Monsterdon

Sid Davis tried to warn 'em not to become Royal Jelly Junkies!

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"The one problem is the formula makes your eyebrows look like hirsute caterpillars. OMG, WE'RE TOO LATE." #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@blogdiva Checks out #monsterdon

Everyone knows when taking booze or serum you have to top the bottle off with some water to replace what you took. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@moira Next stop, the Titanic via homebrew submersible #monsterdon

I feel like I’ve been watching this film for four times as long as I actually have #monsterdon

side effects may include hearing ominous music at the time of injection

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ok, the 1h16m version on tubi is slightly time-stretched. i seeked the tubi version so it was slightly ahead of the 1h12m version and let them keep playing. the longer one eventually fell behind, despite no extra scenes or shots. i think the "AI enhancement" folks messed up the framerate when they re-encoded #monsterdon

Every good lab has a corner crematorium.

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who's cousin did they hire to do clarinet??? what the hell

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOUNDTRACK

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Coincidentally, I'm starting a course of injections this week but it's to get rid of hives, not live in one! Folks, I'm very itchy. #monsterdon

I’m going to be really confused if she turns into an insect and not a baby…or a white rat

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we tested on one whole animal. time for human trials i guess

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She sure is trusting. It's not even a good magic trick! He could have easily swapped the cats.

Yeah it has "the same markings", but it was pure black!

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@blogdiva More likely his neighbor's garage.

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@Taweret These reports of shifting colors are proving more entertaining than the movie so far

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the secretary seems unconcerned that her hands are slate gray but her fingers are orange

i would see someone about that

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Geeze, why won't these guys back off and just let an eccentric scientist inject the CEO with a secret untested formula?

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this movie is now a weird jazz comedy

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The actor who plays the brunette assistant played senior citizen Dottie in A League of Their Own… and also, this is her publicity photo and OH MY GOD! #Monsterdon

montage xylophones! #Monsterdon

INDUSTRY! Men adjusting test tubes! Writing things down! And RECORDING them! #Monsterdon

bees > someone smoking > bees > someone smoking > bees > someone smoking
good to know this movie knows what it's about. #monsterdon

That guinea pig is now a rat! THE HORROR!
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He’s kind of naive for an elderly scientist. Clearly he’s never worked with cosmetic companies before. #Monsterdon

...He doesn't need a contract. Just your word.

Would you like to take him to the cleaners now, or later? #Monsterdon

Bees are wasps, Guinea pigs are rats, sure
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“Let’s go directly to human trials on MEEEEEEE!” is always a recipe for disaster. #Monsterdon

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA IT'S A FUCKING RAT NOW???

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The true monster was society's pressure on women to remain beautiful?
Or just wasps.
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All the people watching the colorized version are clearly on drugs. #Monsterdon

he's got a singing frog in that birdcage, we all know that, right?

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B-but not all wasps are eusocial! You can't just generalize the behavior of all wasps as if they were! Disowned by science

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Holy hell, look at the size of the tiles on the wall. Setting those must have been fun.

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First progress shot on my new Wasp Woman art! Time to turn this silhouette into a monster!

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Ms. Capitalist Boss Lady reminds me of someone...

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Progressive movie in that there is a strong female business leader. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

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maybe it would help if i tagged #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman and not Monsteron. :blobfoxfacepalm:

Hard to believe Frank Capra played the scientist in this schlock. #Monsterdon

Is this movie just about the birth of the wellness industry #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

That crackpot and his wasps! I tell you Zinthrop will kill us all!

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Shipment of wasps … This is what happens when you buy your honeybees from Beavis and Butthead …
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So far we've established: Bees. And there are some wasps. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@forestine Just wait for the "accidental" uncasing

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in the colorized version the white car suddenly turned pink when going into a shadow and then suddenly became white again

good job

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great idea to keep tapping the box of "wasps", yeah, keep making lots of noises and jostling them #Monsterdon

The Tubi 1:16 version is nice and crisply B&W

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how are y'all already in an office. the guys are still in the field with a small guy in a suit talking about Orange Blossom honey.

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@moira A still wouldn’t cover it. Some things in motion have this colorful strobing.
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Did they write this as “The Bee Woman” and just change everything to “wasp” in post? #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

#Monsterdon I, too, dress in business casual while beekeeping.
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You know what'll scare the crap out of people?.... Beekeeping. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I'm just waiting for The Creeping Terror to emerge from the hills. #Monsterdon

MonsterBuzz
Look for Roger Corman cameo. He'll be playing a hospital doctor.

(Watch party now)
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smoke has that effect on me too, if you know what I mean ;-) #monsterdon

More like papier-mache wasps am I right?

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lol the beekeeper suit is fluctuating between colours #monsterdon

i'm counting on you guys to make this bearable. (buzzable? bee-able???) #monsterdon.

My god. The bees. not the bees.
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@whknott Well at least they are all women #monsterdon

Jeez, these brass stings. We're being beaten up by the musical score. :/ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Um, yeah, those are bees -- not wasps. We’re not getting off to a good start here, are we Roger?
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We're being gaslighted! These are bees!

(Watch party now)
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Hide the royal jelly! WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

The real horror of tonight’s #Monsterdon movie, The Wasp Woman, is the story of star Susan Cabot who was passed around to 8 foster homes as a kid, until she got married at 17 to escape.

She later had an affair with Jordanian King Hussein who ended the relationship when he leaned she was Jewish, but after getting her pregnant.

Her son, Timothy, was born with dwarfism. He was prescribed growth hormone - which apparently Susan started taking herself. 1/

@forestine Wow when you put them next to each other I see that the poster is pretty much exactly the opposite of what we got. (Human face with wasp body vs wasp face with human body)

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@Louisa Literally just her fursona. She was a trailblazer. #Monsterdon

:: Cue Amazing Grace :: "For less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help end the suffering of countless WaspCats in mad scientist labs across the country. Join now and We'll send you this WaspCat T-shirt ..."

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