i know the kaiju suits are hot and heavy but how fun would it be to smash miniature buildings like that #monsterdon
blocking someone misusing the hashtag. and nothing of value was lost #monsterdon
the best part of #monsterdon is when kaiju nick fury appears at the end of the movie to recruit the kaiju for the next movie
@bunnyhero I don't really think that character's lines were the main problem with the production #monsterdon
I mean, I would have been okay if they just pulled in Mothra in the last two minutes, but no #monsterdon
So how will they keep from hurting the brown gargantua? Oh just kidding, there was a volcano, byeeee #monsterdon
I don't know why they didn't include scenes from The War of the Gargantuas in this https://youtu.be/qdETA7bEEwA #monsterdon
bombs and volcanoes and water and mayhem surely there is no way either could have survived
nope not at all
THE END
so the archive.org version is the US dub (and is a few minutes longer) whereas the version on criterion, tubi, etc is the international dub. the US dub has Russ Tamblyn doing his own lines while the international version has another actor's voice! was interesting to hear/watch them side-by-side #monsterdon #WarOfTheGargantuas
@Taweret So they ended in a tie, I guess #monsterdon
that's... a lot of ragù #monsterdon
A volcano?! What kind of deus ex machina is that? #monsterdon
@Taweret gotta set up a sequel #monsterdon
@moira Calgon take me away #monsterdon
@bunnyhero gotta say tho, it's all in the way they're used. they had a bunch of rural and natural settings in this movie too and they were shot beautifully #monsterdon
They're BATH bombs GET IT? #monsterdon
@Taweret thanks for hosting! #monsterdon
He doesn't seem very distraught about in what bad shape she's in #monsterdon
ty for joining, everyone!!
Well, that was ambiguous
thanks for the laughs, everyone! #Monsterdon
If you boys can't play with your ship responsibly I swear I'm not going to get you any more #monsterdon
@req i love city scenes in kaiju movies, although obviously i understand that wilderness sets must be way cheaper #monsterdon
@moira jinx #monsterdon
now kiss #monsterdon
Mr Brown: calm down bro
Mr Green: well maybe....NOT EFF YOU
Mr Brown: oh IT'S ON!
Very Fast Wrestling ensues
@cheribaker All this laser action will just attract the attention of a gargantua-scale cat #monsterdon
you have no idea how happy I am to see them in an urban setting after all those islands #monsterdon
Ooooooh I see they're trying to draw the attention of monster _cats_ #monsterdon
Classic Thesis/Antithesis/Synthesis/Beatdown structure. So educational! #monsterdon
um. i thought we weren't going to try to blow up the monsters because it would create a bunch more monsters
um
guys?
Oh thank goodness someone thought to bring back the ineffectual laser weapon #monsterdon
It would be awesome if they resorted to Three Stooges style violence #monsterdon
This is some Socratic-level dialogue right here. These monsters are making an _argument_. #monsterdon
Brother against brother…like Cain and Abel…a tale as old as time #Monsterdon
all this must have been fun to film
Careful, don't step on those Legos #monsterdon
and the model ship looks great too
This whole showdown is hysterical! Brothers gonna box #Monsterdon
@Taweret ture to the era it's like it's a Benny Hill chase scene through a furry convention #Monsterdon
I want to see more miniature tank flinging #monsterdon
"I can't. It's my role in this film to be wrong every time. It's my job!" #monsterdon
they have been several fantastic looking miniature sets in this
Now that the game is over we own top hashtag, folks #monsterdon
they created so many model buildings for them to smash too
the gargantuas move too fast tho. they should've slowed down the footage
Bro, stop chewing up the scenery #monsterdon
nonchalantly walking up to the SERIOUSLY INJURED WOMAN - sure, move her head and neck around a little more, why not #monsterdon
seriously, those miniature buildings look great. someone deserved a raise
Whenever a person suffers a traumatic fall it is best to pick them up immediately #monsterdon
@cheribaker @RamenCatholic @Taweret oh no. The models aren't the art. The art is the smashing! :D #monsterdon
the gargantuans have unionized #monsterdon
@cheribaker At least he didn't break into a dance number #monsterdon
is that low brass theme they keep doing in other movies? i've heard that sampled before... #monsterdon
general not in front of the media! #monsterdon
@msh @bunnyhero He craves the spotlight #monsterdon
@Taweret loving the miniatures, but it hurts watching them get destroyed #Monsterdon
@bunnyhero the best restaurants are there probably #Monsterdon
Oh, these are some *beautiful* miniatures…getting squished. #Monsterdon
So now they're all in on the lights idea again. I thought the new plan was napalm? #monsterdon
Pretty passive-aggressive conversational style, buddy #monsterdon
why do they keep heading for tokyo #monsterdon
some nice sets and locations in this
mf looks like he was just startled by a mouse
#monsterdon
I want to see a teeny tiny Gargantua #monsterdon
all joking aside that beachfront was a gorgeous set #monsterdon
this could easily end up like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia with the magical broom but much more dire consequences #Monsterdon
He covers a stretch of beach in seconds that would have taken Godzilla like fifteen minutes #monsterdon
that convertible is dope tho
STREAKING #monsterdon
"I agree with kaiju-universe Columbo, sir." #monsterdon
So did they give up on the bright lights idea? #monsterdon
get fuckin Abeled
#monsterdon
Look at him go, breaking tackles... #monsterdon
@Taweret they change speed a lot too #Monsterdon
"we are now fully deployed" MMM hey! #monsterdon
@Taweret They were more like laser *pointers* #monsterdon
Caught her in his soft, pillowy hand. #monsterdon
@Taweret Did the one owe the other one money or something? #monsterdon
if you people had been using masers instead of lasers, we wouldn't be in this mess
Brown Gargantua would later go on to stardom as Lurch in _The Addams Family_ #monsterdon
Overly dramatic rowboat music #monsterdon
So definitely not twigs or matchsticks #Monsterdon
I think falling that far into Brownie's palm ought to have been a bit more traumatic on her body #monsterdon
finally, the war of the gargantuas i was promised #Monsterdon
@bunnyhero @nev I bet she lifts #monsterdon
Okay, here's our plan. Step 1: napalm #Monsterdon
@nev she has the grip strength of a typical video game character! #monsterdon
@Taweret It's because little bits keep falling off #monsterdon
I just wanna say that this chick has great upper body strength because I would have fallen to my death 5 minutes in #Monsterdon
i sure hope there aren't any themes in this kaiju movie
#monsterdon
They're singing a traditional kaiju song #monsterdon
"guns and bombs shoudle be a last resort"
Wise Message
"hey I know we could use napalm instead!"
~sigh~
these kaiju change size a lot
[whistles MASH theme] #monsterdon
Maybe the one is violent because you keep shooting and shocking him #monsterdon
oooooh _soylent_ green gargantua #monsterdon
Quick, what are these ducks? #birdeing #Monsterdon
you just cut up a kaiju to create new seed kaiju