I keep thinking they're picking up monster turds #monsterdon

Brown Gargantua was so disappointed in those humans. Not mad, just disappointed. #monsterdon

so kaiju multiply like potatoes

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@Zerofactorial little too much panic in that manic if you know what I mean #monsterdon

matchsticks or twigs. more testing will be necessary to tell
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@moira I'm betting it being one of those home hair dye jobs #monsterdon

well, when a yellow gargantua loves a blue gargantua very much #monsterdon

beast friends for life #monsterdon

mr. president, another gargantua appeared... #monsterdon

the sasquatch union stands by its own in solidarity with the gargantuon union, this industrial action is not over #monsterdon

hey look. another one.
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A kaiju with a wingman is a novel concept #monsterdon

@nev legit thought! also after I said that I saw some on-location day-for-night, same notation #monsterdon

that laser looked painful. great monster acting #monsterdon

Sorry if there were any endangered species in that water (other than Gargantua) #monsterdon

Yeah Masers are pretty kick ass but I gotta say the collateral damage to the forest is a damn tragedy #Monsterdon

Update: payoff #Monsterdon

Can't tell if he's felling the trees or if it's those "lasers" #monsterdon

"never speak to me or my son again" - Bangs Kaiju

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Bangs Kaiju

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LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LESBIA ... SELF-DEFENCES FORCES LET'S GO #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Maybe it'll quiet down if the Chiefs solidify their lead #monsterdon

How'd they make a set look shot day for night? That takes work #monsterdon

[me being extremely tactical] damn I gotta check this shit out through my binoculars #monsterdon

Impressive vertical leap. This Gargantua could be one of those three-sports athletes #monsterdon

Gargantua is just trying his best 😭 #monsterdon

I am amused at the military all wearing bright white glow in the dark gloves with their green army fatigues #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial up against multiple superbowl tags is pretty impressive tbh #monsterdon

hand drawn lightning effects always make me smile

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@freebird We have to toot harder! #monsterdon

he looked both ways before crossing! he's a good boy!
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HEY YOU GUYS
HEY SOLDIER HURRY
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Y'all, we're like halfway through and we've seen only one (1) Gargantua. I was promised MULTIPLE GARGANTUAE. #Monsterdon

well Steve I told you we shouldn’t fly so close after what happened to the other one and look at us now #monsterdon

no masers? just lasers? its amateur hour around here

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let him moisturize in peace 😤​ #monsterdon

my best guess is those are rocket borne lasers? like they shoot up, and from above blast their lasers
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a series of sliding transitions ensues #monsterdon

really this one has some of the best miniature work of any of these

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That's a real bridge Bigfoot destroyed there. That's what made this the most expensive single shot in film at the ti—oh no wait, sorry, that was Buster Keaton's _The General_ #Monsterdon

@Taweret in Tokyo you have to pay a hefty rider for "monsters throwing artillery at your house" coverage #Monsterdon

what the hell is that #monsterdon

damn, just plain ol lasers 😞
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#Monsterdon beautiful landscape shots 😍

@Taweret im sure there's a system of kaiju insurance by now
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NARRATOR: Turns out it wasn't the end then #monsterdon

yeah…throw your hair back real sexy like #monsterdon

the troops seemed way too competent #monsterdon

@nev He'd make a good infielder #monsterdon

alright trying to surgically drop in on #monsterdon midstream and the dub/sub situation for the copy of this movie I have on plex is a hot mess

you have been no help at all
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i've had to take the dogs out 3 times and am also trying to work while i watch this so i think i've caught about 5 minutes of the movie lmao from what i can tell it's pretty great #monsterdon

@req they're helping him keep halal!
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@trixter Runs like OJ Simpson #monsterdon

this movie was totally worth it for King Kong throwing tanks through houses #Monsterdon

he just wanted some ham 😔​#monsterdon

have explaining to the insurance company that a giant water bigfoot threw a tank through your house

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@Jelly Oh, okay I guess #monsterdon

does gargantua even have a breath weapon?
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dude is BOUNDING over the countryside #monsterdon

damn they got masers? those looked like masers 👀
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see you have to get the Smol Ladies from that special island to sing *nicely* to them

plus I think that only works on giant moths but I wasn't smart enough for Giant Animal College so I dunno really

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I don't understand the plot - wasn't the attack on the airport in broad daylight? #monsterdon

Time for the heavy artillery #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic There was a cephalopod, and now a green bigfoot jazz fan #monsterdon

this is just what happened when you served too much cunt in the 60's
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#monsterdon I got distracted by stickers ... what in the jolly green fuck is going on here?!

that woman fucking died #monsterdon

tough crowd #monsterdon

the boosts get stuck in my post #monsterdon

If only there was a way to calm him down...

(begin groovy musical interlude with white lady singing badly)

nope that didn't work

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He simply wants an autograph #monsterdon

time to summon mothra!
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"and this song gets stuck in my head / and this sooong gets stuck in my head" #monsterdon

they had mondo budget in comparison lmao #monsterdon

Totally Expected King Kong Homage #Monsterdon

this movie is such an aesthetic #monsterdon

Obligatory Musical Number #Monsterdon

did they do frankenstein to a dracula? why is he scared of the sun
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Vampire gargantua? He sure hates the sun!! #Monsterdon

HE JUMPS #monsterdon

lmao he spat the clothes #monsterdon

@cheribaker YUP. that scene haunted me as a child when i saw this on tv #monsterdon

Gargantua has a real grudge against this airport. Must have had a bad flight once #monsterdon

when the gargantua peeks at you through the window 🥺​ #monsterdon

Why DOES he live in a pineapple under the sea? #monsterdon

they did 9/11 to a gargantua
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these shots in the airport fucking rule #monsterdon

The perspective on this airport scene is great! #Monsterdon

respecting the old scientist's goatee game #monsterdon

AND I DOUBLE CHECKED IT #monsterdon

Biological atomic chemistry! Woot!! #Monsterdon

some really nice miniature work here

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also was there a previous gargantua movie? it really seems like they expect us to know what a gargantua is
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The miniature sets!!! #Monsterdon

so were the cast just speaking japanese and english at each other on set, and then dubbed into a monolingual movie for both distributions?
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@Taweret "OMG, I look terrible!" #monsterdon

fisherman looking down into the water to see a kaiju looking up at them is actually a great moment

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@bunnyhero Russ Tamblyn was in West Side Story and Twin Peaks #monsterdon

Nope (1966)
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