FDA guy is a STUFF JUNKIE!!! #monsterdon

Feeling sorry for Danny Aiello having to be in this scene #monsterdon

@diazona to be fair, that's also soda #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Huh so apparently only some of #TheStuff is in the freezer and the rest of it just sits out on the open store floor? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “He’s absolutely harmless.” Someone’s about to get bitten, and I say that as a loving dog parent.

What's this guy's plan anyway? Get the product's formula through the lady running the advertising campaign. #monsterdon

or they're _deceased_ that's new #monsterdon

What the hell is with all of fur coats and bathing suits?

#Monsterdon #HashtagGames

Uh Oh. The dog eats it. DUN DUN DUN #Monsterdon #TheStuff

Ben is full of Stuff. This will not end well.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Aww little baby holding a box of #TheStuff #Monsterdon

"How long was the testing before it was approved?"

"Well, Reagan cut our funding by like 80% so... Sixty seconds." #Monsterdon

Oh no, not the Whoppers display too #monsterdon

@joewynne It definitely looked fun. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

he's just doing #praxis #monsterdon #thestuff

Danny Aiello's next role = Tim Robbins's chiropractor #monsterdon

Well that is the most boring title card.
Does that boy have a picture of Satan in his bedroom? Or is that Krampus?
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

Danny Aiello, you're so trustable even when you're being an idiot jerk. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Direct action, see, that kid does environmentalism right.

Puppy! Time to check https://doesthedogdie.com

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

classic scene. I like the store guy just saying a resigned "shit."
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial #Monsterdon You said it. 😂

@sean Airlines now arriving gate 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

My theory is that the Stay Puft Man shits out The Stuff. #monsterdon

Yes. Eat the bubblin crude white stuff coming out of the ground. Nothing bad could come of that. Capitol idea gentlemen!
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

@msh inspiring scene tbh #monsterdon

@moira He's just furious there wasn't enough of a budget to get him a shirt that fit.

#Monsterdon

Yeah!! No one can buy The Stuff if you gently knock it over!! Foolproof

#Monsterdon

@aprilfollies He's super convincing as an oaf #monsterdon

Aw yeah kid, fuck up the keto aisle ^^b #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well that was a fun scene

#Monsterdon “I bet that mine’s bigger than yours,” does NOT work for a guy trying to pick up a lady.

Oh man. remember when they actually had multiple staffed checkout lanes? Flashback. #Monsterdon

@Telstar they're like if you industrially extruded a cylinder of leather and stapled it to a loafer #monsterdon

I wonder if tripping over those boxes was scripted. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

@AnotherDayInHell Southern accents always connote stupidity in movies. #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic lol yeah, it's just so weird when they could have not mentioned the FDA at all #Monsterdon

You know she's the best marketer in the world because she thought of the name "The Stuff". #monsterdon

@AnotherDayInHell He's dragging the pace down imho #monsterdon

oh i like the baby cup with the Stuff stripes, nailed the marketing #monsterdon

OMG there are baggers in the store!
#monsterdon

Dude really just walked onto a set, interrupted everything, and wrangled a favorable discussion with the people in charge? White guys really just fail upwards, don't they?
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

@YsengrinWolf And yet it worked? The Stuff may already be inside! #MonsterDon

Moe Rutherford needs to get a mo better toupee and stop doing that Foghorn Leghorn impersonation.

#Monsterdon #HashtagGames

@diazona the 80s were a different time. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “You gotta convince the public that LeeHigh Petroleum has the public’s best interests at heart!” Oh, so Exxon.

@YsengrinWolf You haven't seen my 1970s-80s moves! #MonsterDon

...He's wearing cowboy boots >_>; #Monsterdon

Benoit Blanc is killing this mysterious case so far.

#Monsterdon

Mo, you need mo bettah boots. #monsterdon

Mo o' less Rough-er-ford #monsterdon

That has to be the worst flirting I've ever heard.
#monsterdon

ah shit, I forgot to pre-roll my coffee gifs #monsterdon

@Louisa if they knew about things like transition cards it wouldn't be #Monsterdon

Dessert plus runway!! Why didn't anyone have this idea before. Works so gooey!

#Monsterdon
#TheStuff

Fur is so last century #monsterdon

Ah abusive dad followed by being called "little lady" in the workplace the 1980s were sumtin' eh? #Monsterdon

All the best industrial spies have absurd, exaggerated accents. Helps them blend in. #monsterdon

oh shit this guy is like Worst Benoit Blanc #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Well, it’s nice when people confess to industrial espionage right out.

at least he didn't try to keep them from eating it with the method the kid used in TROLL 2 #monsterdon

Jeez, dad's kind of an asshole. #Monsterdon

Fluffernutter addiction is so disturbing #monsterdon

She's a big girl now. You can tell by her giant fur coat and annoying baby voice.

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

Very "hey this milk smells off here taste it" moment #Monsterdon

@annathepiper He has a very punchable voice

And just K/O'd a guy

#Monsterdon

WOW abusive mom too?! #RootingForTheStuff #MonsterDon

These two parents are quite a pair. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon nice stock punching sound. Don't hear punches like that anymore

Is that Dave Barry? #monsterdon #thestuff

Pulling up late to #monsterdon and absolutely shocked that a movie named "the stuff" is in color and so seemingly folksy. At least it is familiarly Dudes Only

#Monsterdon “No one is as dumb as I appear to be.” That… is not the zinger you think it is…

I wish there was a #monsterdon a few hours earlier. Timezones are a pig. I'm just on my way to bed and Monsterdon is just starting :(

Mo Rutherford's voice not syncing with lips. Loose lips sync yachts #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait they're going to claim this sentient ice cream made it through FDA approval? 🤯 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon. Take one bite and the first thought is "We could sell this."

"No one is as dumb as I appear to be" Okay. That's a good line. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

Don't sell yourself short, sir, you ARE a son of a bitch. #monsterdon

ALL these dudes are wearing the same suit from yesterday? #monsterdon

The main thing I remember from watching this movie in 2009 was that I wanted to punch the so-called hero, Mo Rutherford. Watching this again now, I am so far not seeing any reason to change my mind. ;D

#Monsterdon

okay, he's obnoxious, but he offends the rich guys, so i'm having VERY mixed feelings right now. #monsterdon

Skeezy and immoral. Just the man for the job. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

Actually sir, you're already a son of a bitch #monsterdon

"Penetrate the company, do some damage..."

Sheesh, no lube?
#Monsterdon #Monsterdong #TheStuff

Aw man, please tell me Trip Tucker here is not our protagonist -_-; #Monsterdon

Is "boat floral designer" a thing? #monsterdon

@paco To be fair it was oozing, not walking #Monsterdon

Always taste test mysterious substances you find on the ground

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

They got it onto the market and the ingredients are unknown? Where the fuck is the FDA--

wait

oh yeah

1980s. Reagan. Never mind, makes perfect sense. #Monsterdon

Ah, Texas accents, the sound of 80s business corruption #monsterdon

I'm already rooting for the goop! #MonsterDon

#monsterdon
Late to the party - "sweaty palms"?

"...we have to keep the world safe for ice cream"

LOL!

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

Smarmy guys in suits with assorted stemmed glassware is just never good. #monsterdon

EXPENSIVE looking yacht #monsterdon

It's been a while since we've had a good rich guy yacht scene on #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I can only assume it was meant to be a series #Monsterdon

...Okay, that nonsequitor done, we switch scenes again! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Enough is never enough,” is that an anti-tautology?

#monsterdon Much better, it's called The^h 3 packs of lucky strikes a day