Dad of the year #monsterdon #thestuff
Lol I love the movie trope of BODILY GRABBING and SHAKING someone while saying "you scared me! What are you doing!!"
Jeez, beat the shit out of the kid for getting a midnight snack whydontcha :/ #Monsterdon
Ah, casually abusive parents. Very 1980s.
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#monsterdon see now, Americaโs Scariest Home Videos!
In fairness, I'd be deeply disturbed too if I saw a snack in my refrigerator moving, kid. #Monsterdon
Don't you know when curfew time starts in this house mister?! Lockdown 'til 6pm reveille! You're lucky the guards didn't shoot you - MOVE! #monsterdon
Dang, pretty harsh for wanting a snack. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon seems like a nice dad
Another #monsterdon father of the year. #Monsterdon #TheStuff
@CactuarJoe Dogs do it all the time and nothing happens to them though #monsterdon
Join us on #Monsterdon we've got #TheStuff
All the taste of Olestraโข๏ธ with none of the anal leakage!
Kraft Parmesanโฆshelf-stable and impervious to The Stuff #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe that's not what video games taught me! #Monsterdon
Mmm, delicious!
Garret Morris, this movie's gonna put bells on and hit us with sticks. #Monsterdon
Garrett Morris? #monsterdon
that first scene reminds me how the story behind so many artificial sweeteners is somebody in a lab accidentally tasted something. seems to be rampant behaviour #monsterdon
Narrating every feeling that crosses my mind aloud: relatable. #monsterdon
@aprilfollies I know! #monsterdon
Was this before the invention of window screens? #Monsterdon
seriously i wish I'd timed that bike home from work I think I set a new record #monsterdon
@Louisa@mastodon.xyz It's geologist behavior!
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#monsterdon I wouldn't eat that snow this is where the huskies go
@moira nothing much, its just snowing asbestos and some dude's eating it. Or something. #Monsterdon
Stuff time! Snow? Wait this is an 80s move. Those are mountains of cocaine!
(I need to go grab some tea and a snack before getting into the movie proper)
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The _least_ unreasonable explanation is that this guy is the worst geologist in the history of time
mmm. ground goo
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At the Hollywood cocaine mines... #Monsterdon
away we go! #monsterdon
WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN!! #monsterdon #thestuff
Holy Deadly Diet Dessert!
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! #Monsterdon #TheStuff
just mashed play on The Stuff (1985) #monsterdon ๐จ
GET STUFFED!
er... Well, you know what I mean. #Monsterdon
HI #MONSTERDON SORRY I'M LATE DID I MISS ANYTHING