Dad of the year #monsterdon #thestuff

Lol I love the movie trope of BODILY GRABBING and SHAKING someone while saying "you scared me! What are you doing!!"

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Jeez, beat the shit out of the kid for getting a midnight snack whydontcha :/ #Monsterdon

Ah, casually abusive parents. Very 1980s.
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#monsterdon see now, America’s Scariest Home Videos!

In fairness, I'd be deeply disturbed too if I saw a snack in my refrigerator moving, kid. #Monsterdon

Don't you know when curfew time starts in this house mister?! Lockdown 'til 6pm reveille! You're lucky the guards didn't shoot you - MOVE! #monsterdon

Dang, pretty harsh for wanting a snack. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon seems like a nice dad

Another #monsterdon father of the year. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

@CactuarJoe Dogs do it all the time and nothing happens to them though #monsterdon

Join us on #Monsterdon we've got #TheStuff

All the taste of Olestra™️ with none of the anal leakage!

Kraft Parmesan…shelf-stable and impervious to The Stuff #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that's not what video games taught me! #Monsterdon

Mmm, delicious!

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Garret Morris, this movie's gonna put bells on and hit us with sticks. #Monsterdon

Garrett Morris? #monsterdon

that first scene reminds me how the story behind so many artificial sweeteners is somebody in a lab accidentally tasted something. seems to be rampant behaviour #monsterdon

@Louisa https://xkcd.com/242/ #monsterdon

Narrating every feeling that crosses my mind aloud: relatable. #monsterdon

@aprilfollies I know! #monsterdon

Was this before the invention of window screens? #Monsterdon

seriously i wish I'd timed that bike home from work I think I set a new record #monsterdon

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz It's geologist behavior!
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#monsterdon I wouldn't eat that snow this is where the huskies go

@moira nothing much, its just snowing asbestos and some dude's eating it. Or something. #Monsterdon

Stuff time! Snow? Wait this is an 80s move. Those are mountains of cocaine!
(I need to go grab some tea and a snack before getting into the movie proper)
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The _least_ unreasonable explanation is that this guy is the worst geologist in the history of time

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Mmmm… Let’s do this!

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Thanks for the label @apLundell!

mmm. ground goo

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#monsterdon YOU'RE SMOOTH

At the Hollywood cocaine mines... #Monsterdon

away we go! #monsterdon

WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN!! #monsterdon #thestuff

Holy Deadly Diet Dessert!

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! #Monsterdon #TheStuff

just mashed play on The Stuff (1985) #monsterdon 🚨

GET STUFFED!

er... Well, you know what I mean. #Monsterdon

HI #MONSTERDON SORRY I'M LATE DID I MISS ANYTHING