hahahahahhahahaha no comment on 80s commercial #monsterdon

@aprilfollies That's what they did in the Triffid movie so must be right #monsterdon

...now I am being reminded of the ridiculous amount of ads in #Plex movies 😥 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon these commercials are great

okay, i'm absolutely sure they filmed extra scenes between those two, but why did they cut them? #monsterdon

@ryan Seriously, we need to claw our heritage back #monsterdon

Okay why does she believe him now?

Why is The Stuff not trying to kill that kid?

Why didn’t our heroes even comment on the heads that came apart?

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

wait. they arrested the kid?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, if you’re going to use an ice cream truck as a getaway car, it has to be playing music for comedic purposes. I thought that was a law.

Okay I'm gonna have to ask the editor to sit down and figure out a way to *coherently* link cuts because this? This is not working. #Monsterdon

"Do you want to trade sins?"
#monsterdon

So much Stuff.
Doggo hungry.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

@Zerofactorial i'm assuming inflatables? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “You got any of the Stuff?”

Whole diner goes quiet.

Mo sends Chip for the FBI.

Okay, how did they do that scene of a cylinder of Stuff tearing across the floor and up a wall? Before computer effects! #monsterdon

Are the Stuff-zombies really coordinated, or are the people with cars and radios just normal capitalists?
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

@diazona I'm not sure I can, tbh #Monsterdon

@moira ...Herbert .... Herbert... Herbert... #Monsterdon

"Yo-gutt"
Wow that is a really New York pronunciation.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

Ain't gonna lie, I actually love the logo design for The Stuff. #monsterdon

Y'know, The Stuff is pretty incompetent for a world-spanning hive mind. #Monsterdon

Those boys are ready for a little bit of the ol' Ultra Stuff

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

Hey that guy! This move has a lotta hey that guys.
Good doggy.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

She's gonna go commune with the hi-fructose corn syrup in the walk-in freezer. #Monsterdon

@ModusMatt Can it be about drugs *and* oil? Asking for a strained metaphor. #Monsterdon

Paula's Saloon looks like a classy joint. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

strong body snatcher vibes #monsterdon

he needs to hitchhike? How did he get here? #monsterdon

WTF #monsterdon #thestuff

"Oh, we don't need to shoot that scene -- the audience will understand how they paddled away quickly enough to escape."

#Monsterdon

@jonny there was no exposition. guy finds Stuff gooping away in the ground, eats it, the next scene it is already a product people can buy #Monsterdon

@aprilfollies "Take him to Detroit!" #wrongMovie #MonsterDon

You know the rules people. Don't get invested in the Garrett Morris character.

#Monsterdon
#TheStuff

“…hand him this “Dune” novel I wrote” #monsterdon

This kid has gone all in on "fuck your consumer culture" at a young age. Fight the power boy!
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

#Monsterdon Oh look, someone put dish soap in the dishwasher.

#Monsterdon the stuff is white, it's bad for you, and everyone's addicted. It's the mid 80s. I wonder what this could be about.

herbert #monsterdon

these are the practical effects movies cgi took from you #monsterdon

Fakey Southern guy loses his accent when panicked #monsterdon

@diazona @jonny 75% of this movie is people yelling at one another about something or another. 25% is The Stuff #monsterdon

holy fucking shit these are some spectacularly gory effects for this slapstick movie. also i am just assuming there was some compressed exposition in the first 5 minutes I missed that makes this make sense. right now i'm just vibing on the stuff being some abstract omnipotent evil #monsterdon

Thanks for pushing us out in the current, Stuff Zombie! #monsterdon

We're gonna need a bigger boat? #WrongMovie #MonsterDon

That's what empty calories'll do to a person -_-; #Monsterdon

alkdjflaksjf gah #monsterdon

Okay but why are they lit like The Warriors #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Midland Georgia! Truly, a wretched hive of scum and villainy! (I lived there for a year.).

@jonny Personally I missed the part about what the heck is going on for 75% of this movie #Monsterdon

Bad dog.

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

I love Chocolate Chip Charlie. I'm rooting for him. #Monsterdon

Well.

You know what I don't care how tasty it is I'm going back to Olestra™️ I'd much rather deal with a greasy anus #Monsterdon

@jonny No you didn't! We don't know either! #MonsterDon

Has anyone ever made 7 minute frosting? #Monsterdon

NOW we're cookin' with gas! #monsterdon

"Fill 'er up!"
…
"Could you stop that at $20?"

Look pal, make up your mind.

#Monsterdon

We run a high tech operation lol #monsterdon

Aaaand cue monster. #Monsterdon

i missed the part about why they are in this town and also why they are kidnapping this guy #monsterdon

Everybody in this small town acts like a 15 year-old who is sneaking off to masturbate :-#

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I’ve seen better fight choreography on Star Trek.

creepy shop

creepy little town

#monsterdon

I concur with sleepy post office guy: Go away and leave me alone #monsterdon

That guy has a whole other five-and-dime shop in his pockets. #monsterdon

On Pluto I just watched an ad for ending hunger in America. That kind of targeting deserves a slow clap #monsterdon

"I've... EATEN already" is right up there with "I do not drink... WINE." :P #Monsterdon

"...what's a big executive like you doing in a place like this"

#Monsterdon #TheStuff

@jonny@neuromatch.social Also the camera film that sucked for dark skin color ranges.
#Monsterdon

"Tangy Taffy" Already setting up the sequel. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

Man something tells me they didn't vanish so much as liquefy. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe you'll have to be more specific 😛 #Monsterdon

Bikinis, furcoats, and Stuff. man this is painfully 80s.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

this is 1985 so of course they named him chocolate chip charlie and made him the whacky comic relief sidekick. #monsterdon

I love Charlie already. Garrett is wiping the floor with this movie within 2 minutes. #monsterdon

That kid has a thick New York accent too. Give me more accents. The real stuff.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

Ooo. Horror piano and screaming eagle sounds. 🤩 #Monsterdon

...what the fuck *IS* this scene? #Monsterdon

@sean Colombo's gonna be pissed! #MonsterDon

The product jingle...is not good #monsterdon

Garrett!!! #monsterdon

@yatsu Yeah it's hard to take the dog attack scene seriously when the pooch is wagging his tail so much :P #Monsterdon

“I just put in a new towel” reminded me we used to live like this. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

That dog went through the Stuff remarkably fast. I don't want to see their back yard.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

#Monsterdon Yes, there are never teenagers at an ice-cream joint at 3:30 am.

#Monsterdon every time we see #MichaelMoriarty in a scene, I expect the Law & Order "dun-dun" SFX

Fill it up? Or twenty bucks worth? Make up your mind! #monsterdon

Ben just wants to share!

... and the roadside Stuff diner has big Dairy Queen vibes. This was filmed in Texas, wasn't it?
#monsterdon

I bet that's leaded gas. #monsterdon

Wait what? That was abrupt. Ewww.. Looked like Triumph the insult comic dog ate too much shaving cream. #Monsterdon #TheStuff

Aw yeah, THAT'S the stuff. :3 #Monsterdon

@blogdiva Cocaine is the only reason no one's tried puting chocolate chips in the Stuff yet #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I gotta say I’m on the dog’s side on this one.

This better not end like Old Yeller #Monsterdon

Oh hey it's the start of Q the Winged Serpent! And something called... Order & Law? Huh.
Man his southern accent is painfully thick.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff

And that's why you don't train your dog to rip things out of the wall. #monsterdon

what a good boy! so well trained! <3 #monsterdon

If I was a dog I'd bite that guy in the crotch, and not in a good way, just sayin. #MonsterDon

@diazona The ones on the shelf must be empty because none of them spilled any contents #monsterdon

Dog's gonna open his mouth and show a third eye or something. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The FDA guy is shady as hell. Modern relevance!