hahahahahhahahaha no comment on 80s commercial #monsterdon
@aprilfollies That's what they did in the Triffid movie so must be right #monsterdon
...now I am being reminded of the ridiculous amount of ads in #Plex movies π₯ #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon these commercials are great
okay, i'm absolutely sure they filmed extra scenes between those two, but why did they cut them? #monsterdon
@ryan Seriously, we need to claw our heritage back #monsterdon
Okay why does she believe him now?
Why is The Stuff not trying to kill that kid?
Why didnβt our heroes even comment on the heads that came apart?
wait. they arrested the kid?
#Monsterdon Ok, if youβre going to use an ice cream truck as a getaway car, it has to be playing music for comedic purposes. I thought that was a law.
Okay I'm gonna have to ask the editor to sit down and figure out a way to *coherently* link cuts because this? This is not working. #Monsterdon
"Do you want to trade sins?"
#monsterdon
So much Stuff.
Doggo hungry.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
@Zerofactorial i'm assuming inflatables? #monsterdon
Okay, how did they do that scene of a cylinder of Stuff tearing across the floor and up a wall? Before computer effects! #monsterdon
Are the Stuff-zombies really coordinated, or are the people with cars and radios just normal capitalists?
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
@diazona I'm not sure I can, tbh #Monsterdon
@moira ...Herbert .... Herbert... Herbert... #Monsterdon
"Yo-gutt"
Wow that is a really New York pronunciation.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
Ain't gonna lie, I actually love the logo design for The Stuff. #monsterdon
Y'know, The Stuff is pretty incompetent for a world-spanning hive mind. #Monsterdon
Those boys are ready for a little bit of the ol' Ultra Stuff
Hey that guy! This move has a lotta hey that guys.
Good doggy.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
She's gonna go commune with the hi-fructose corn syrup in the walk-in freezer. #Monsterdon
@ModusMatt Can it be about drugs *and* oil? Asking for a strained metaphor. #Monsterdon
Paula's Saloon looks like a classy joint. #Monsterdon #TheStuff
strong body snatcher vibes #monsterdon
he needs to hitchhike? How did he get here? #monsterdon
WTF #monsterdon #thestuff
"Oh, we don't need to shoot that scene -- the audience will understand how they paddled away quickly enough to escape."
@jonny there was no exposition. guy finds Stuff gooping away in the ground, eats it, the next scene it is already a product people can buy #Monsterdon
@aprilfollies "Take him to Detroit!" #wrongMovie #MonsterDon
You know the rules people. Don't get invested in the Garrett Morris character.
ββ¦hand him this βDuneβ novel I wroteβ #monsterdon
This kid has gone all in on "fuck your consumer culture" at a young age. Fight the power boy!
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
#Monsterdon Oh look, someone put dish soap in the dishwasher.
#Monsterdon the stuff is white, it's bad for you, and everyone's addicted. It's the mid 80s. I wonder what this could be about.
herbert #monsterdon
these are the practical effects movies cgi took from you #monsterdon
Fakey Southern guy loses his accent when panicked #monsterdon
@diazona @jonny 75% of this movie is people yelling at one another about something or another. 25% is The Stuff #monsterdon
holy fucking shit these are some spectacularly gory effects for this slapstick movie. also i am just assuming there was some compressed exposition in the first 5 minutes I missed that makes this make sense. right now i'm just vibing on the stuff being some abstract omnipotent evil #monsterdon
Thanks for pushing us out in the current, Stuff Zombie! #monsterdon
We're gonna need a bigger boat? #WrongMovie #MonsterDon
That's what empty calories'll do to a person -_-; #Monsterdon
alkdjflaksjf gah #monsterdon
Okay but why are they lit like The Warriors #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Midland Georgia! Truly, a wretched hive of scum and villainy! (I lived there for a year.).
@jonny Personally I missed the part about what the heck is going on for 75% of this movie #Monsterdon
Bad dog.
I love Chocolate Chip Charlie. I'm rooting for him. #Monsterdon
Well.
You know what I don't care how tasty it is I'm going back to Olestraβ’οΈ I'd much rather deal with a greasy anus #Monsterdon
@jonny No you didn't! We don't know either! #MonsterDon
Has anyone ever made 7 minute frosting? #Monsterdon
NOW we're cookin' with gas! #monsterdon
We run a high tech operation lol #monsterdon
Aaaand cue monster. #Monsterdon
i missed the part about why they are in this town and also why they are kidnapping this guy #monsterdon
Everybody in this small town acts like a 15 year-old who is sneaking off to masturbate :-#
#Monsterdon Iβve seen better fight choreography on Star Trek.
I concur with sleepy post office guy: Go away and leave me alone #monsterdon
That guy has a whole other five-and-dime shop in his pockets. #monsterdon
On Pluto I just watched an ad for ending hunger in America. That kind of targeting deserves a slow clap #monsterdon
"I've... EATEN already" is right up there with "I do not drink... WINE." :P #Monsterdon
"...what's a big executive like you doing in a place like this"
@jonny@neuromatch.social Also the camera film that sucked for dark skin color ranges.
#Monsterdon
"Tangy Taffy" Already setting up the sequel. #Monsterdon #TheStuff
Man something tells me they didn't vanish so much as liquefy. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe you'll have to be more specific π #Monsterdon
Bikinis, furcoats, and Stuff. man this is painfully 80s.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
this is 1985 so of course they named him chocolate chip charlie and made him the whacky comic relief sidekick. #monsterdon
I love Charlie already. Garrett is wiping the floor with this movie within 2 minutes. #monsterdon
That kid has a thick New York accent too. Give me more accents. The real stuff.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
Ooo. Horror piano and screaming eagle sounds. π€© #Monsterdon
...what the fuck *IS* this scene? #Monsterdon
@sean Colombo's gonna be pissed! #MonsterDon
The product jingle...is not good #monsterdon
Garrett!!! #monsterdon
@yatsu Yeah it's hard to take the dog attack scene seriously when the pooch is wagging his tail so much :P #Monsterdon
βI just put in a new towelβ reminded me we used to live like this. #Monsterdon #TheStuff
That dog went through the Stuff remarkably fast. I don't want to see their back yard.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
#Monsterdon Yes, there are never teenagers at an ice-cream joint at 3:30 am.
#Monsterdon every time we see #MichaelMoriarty in a scene, I expect the Law & Order "dun-dun" SFX
Fill it up? Or twenty bucks worth? Make up your mind! #monsterdon
Ben just wants to share!
... and the roadside Stuff diner has big Dairy Queen vibes. This was filmed in Texas, wasn't it?
#monsterdon
I bet that's leaded gas. #monsterdon
Wait what? That was abrupt. Ewww.. Looked like Triumph the insult comic dog ate too much shaving cream. #Monsterdon #TheStuff
Aw yeah, THAT'S the stuff. :3 #Monsterdon
@blogdiva Cocaine is the only reason no one's tried puting chocolate chips in the Stuff yet #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I gotta say Iβm on the dogβs side on this one.
This better not end like Old Yeller #Monsterdon
Oh hey it's the start of Q the Winged Serpent! And something called... Order & Law? Huh.
Man his southern accent is painfully thick.
#Monsterdon #TheStuff
And that's why you don't train your dog to rip things out of the wall. #monsterdon
what a good boy! so well trained! <3 #monsterdon
If I was a dog I'd bite that guy in the crotch, and not in a good way, just sayin. #MonsterDon
@diazona The ones on the shelf must be empty because none of them spilled any contents #monsterdon
Dog's gonna open his mouth and show a third eye or something. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon The FDA guy is shady as hell. Modern relevance!