(ominous music drowns out men's chatter) #Monsterdon

#monsterdon creepy old men, big surprise

oh no that guy is sketching her so they can replace her

#monsterdon

Claude Axehelm staring directly into the camera is next-level creepy

#monsterdon

"You don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy."
Don't give me good dialog either movie! I am confused.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

#Monsterdon "i like to watch women do little domestic chores" oh hi creepy guy

Tired: Checkov gun
Wired: Walt Disney robots

#monsterdon

"You don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy."

Oh, burn.

#Monsterdon

"I used to work at Disneyland."

On the animatronics. #Monsterdon

"And my Axehelm!"

#monsterdon

Dis has real Nimoy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers energy #monsterdon

yes, it is important to the plot that this guy worked at disney

#monsterdon

"...hi, I'm the creepiest human you will never meet"

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

eeeeeeiiiiiwwwwwwww

Women are “shutter bugs”…men are photographers
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Does anyone know what a Ring-Ding is?

Scotch and ring dings, breakfast of champions #Monsterdon

Before I used to go on-stage for improv and stand-up, I would cram a package of Chocodiles and down a Mountain Dew.

Gotta have a very similar effect to what they've just consumed...

#monsterdon

Ringdings and Scotch these ladies are FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

"What do you think they do up there?" "Jerk each other off."

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975 #monsterDong

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"I always carry tampons and ring-dings" <-- hero

Hmm, so for bingo purposes does it count as a "secret society" if everybody is a member

#Monsterdon

if this lady ends up a robot, i'm gonna be so depressed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon feels like a bechdel pass :D

@gnomon The Lymedel test? #monsterdon

/me taking notes on how normal people make friends

I may live to regret this....

#Monsterdon

Stop having good shot composition movie! I'm supposed to be enjoying a bad movie.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Oh no, Bobbie is adorable, rip #monsterdon

I think that conversation in the field made this a Bechdel pass!!! #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Flying through Bechdel with flying colours now, interview or none.

Starting to feel like an Altman film with the overlapping dialogue!

#monsterdon

Ominous Walter is ominous #monsterdon

I like Bobbie already. She has moxie!

#Monsterdon

"Given the absolute freedom of choice, I don't wanna squeeze the goddamn Charmin."

Oh I love her already :D #Monsterdon

Walter: I really love you!
Ron Howard: He didn't.
#monsterdon

Confession: I made it to #monsterdon time this time last night which was Sunday for me, but it was not Sunday for the organizers, so I watched it last night. I'm still gonna follow the comments though and chime in without spoilers.

The husband has learned things... Things that are making him feel man feelings.
Wait has his dumb ass made a figurative deal with the devil on accident and now has regrets but isn't explaining them to his wife?
That's worse than if he planned this all from the start.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

oh wow, is this guy actually NOT a jerk? i'm lowkey surprised. #monsterdon

The glimmer in his eyes as he's looking at her, Now That's What I Call Cinematography

#Monsterdon

I get real abuser vibes from him...

#Monsterdon

This scene hits harder on not your first watch-through.

#monsterdon

Me at work next year: "Did everything go okay at the initiation?"

#Monsterdon

"I wasn't let in on any ominous secrets at the meeting"

#monsterdon

Those are tears in his eyes, right? #monsterdon

walter is just withering in horny prison in front of the fire waiting for it to be time to fuck #monsterdon

@nev I'm seeing ads for private ambulances in the late 60s in CT, e.g. https://clickamericana.com/topics/culture-and-lifestyle/cars-trucks/vintage-ambulance-emergency-medical-services

And here's a post confirming Fairfield, CT had police-run ambulances in 1970. Not sure the cutover date but you're right, it wouldn't have been that out of date!

https://www.facebook.com/NationalPrivateEMS/photos/ace-ambulance-service1972-1995fairfield-ctfounded-by-jeff-zelanyacquired-by-medt/10151125575792119/

#monsterdon

@nev It looked like that.

#Monsterdon

Unrealistic suburbs… not a single SUV or Minivan in sight!!! /sarcasm

#monsterdon #thestepfordwives

white people knew what avocadoes were in the 70s?

#monsterdon

He's a Stepford bear, he's in the Homeowner's Association. #Monsterdon

That Teddy bear needs more AI in it.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Teddy bear gaslighting.

#Monsterdon

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Teddy is right and he only talks to his little girl don't even try it mom

@allanb

To the Soylent Green factory

#Monsterdon

Mommy, don’t gaslight your daughter #monsterdon

I'm still counting this as two women talking about a man btw #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

#Monsterdon they gotta melt her down and re-manufacture her after even minor damage

well I hope nothing mysterious happens to the woman who was taken to the not-hospital

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Huh, yeah maybe 🤷 It might depend on what kind of grocery store it is... the place I usually go is a little on the fancier side

#Monsterdon

Apparently when people have short-term memory problems, they do repeat themselves like that. It's either creepy or really funny depending on how serious the problem is.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Just me ogling the Corvette Stingray in the grocery parking lot

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"In the paaah-king lot! I can see it in the pah-king lot!"
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

This is all so silly! #monsterdon

yeah, get an ambulance, her hair has obviously been put out of place. #monsterdon

Back when health insurance wasn't using AI...
#monsterdon

the pahking lot

#Monsterdon

Ah the 70s, when the station wagon was king! #Monsterdon

ambulance lol
#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai That at least is still pretty normal

#Monsterdon

Only sad, beige moms allowed in this grocery store #Monsterdon

whiplash!
#monsterdon

Huh, separate cashier and bagger

#monsterdon

Ahhhh yes, writing checks at the grocery store. The "good ol' days".

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

so she just listed a lot of red flag behavior there

#monsterdon

I think I maybe rooting against the monster this time (unless a yeti shows up which I doubt but I haven't seen this movie)
#monsterdon

We both agreed we should move.

Did we though?

And all the kids in suit and tie.
:blobcateyes:
#Monsterdon

All this gropey feely stuff even in Stepford they cannot escape 1970s Peak Mojo #Monsterdon

I mean…………why *wouldn't* the Men's Association be men only

#Monsterdon

The MENS' association.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

The men's association IS an honor to join.

#Monsterdon

Sanka *gag*
#Monsterdon

oh so it's a cult right
#monsterdon

The men’s association 🚩🚩🚩🚩 #monsterdon

Seems like a lot of product placement for the 70s.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Hey, he does the dishes at least. I'm gonna be disappointed if he turns out to be in search of a robowife. #Monsterdon

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight on the lawn?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

her dude is a creep lol
#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

WALTER! #monsterdon #thestepfordwives

I bet the police car is a robot

#Monsterdon

okay, apparently what she's gonna miss about NY is the ability to spy on people's sex lives without having to leave the house. #monsterdon

She wears pants.
And hoop earrings.
The horror.

Carol gives a casserole.
And yes, the patchwork apron...creepy.

#monsterdon

No, to be fair I would also go out of my mind in this setting. #Monsterdon

Yeah, the sirens, the shouting, the distant cries of a drunk throwing up at six am... #Monsterdon

"An ambulance! Thank fuck, some action!"

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

*Angry Chickadee Noises* #monsterdon #thestepfordwives

Is that a chickadee I hear??? Help

#Monsterdon #birdeing #birding

#Monsterdon

Never wear that t shirt again.

Coffee *and* powdered creamer!

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

I keep expecting Columbo to show up.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Yikes! School bus! Terrifying! #monsterdon #thestepfordwives

I know this movie is The Stepford Wives, but not gonna lie, that looks like an entire bus full of Children Of The Corn right there.

#Monsterdon