LOVE the glasses shot just now. #monsterdon
WHERE IS THE MONSTER?
@Cherizilla The number of people who have died to monster attacks in this movie is entirely too low
@moira He does have negative cleavage #monsterdon
I wish I could just 'take over' the disused mansion of a railroad tycoon.
cop betrayed himself as being a robot by knowing an architectural historical fact #monsterdon
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That old mansion is hard to miss, officer.
Tan suits have invaded the bedroom.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
Fred can smell something's rotten in the state of Stepford #monsterdon
#monsterdon Good lord, I've been in those meetings. Deer in the headlights because they don't even know how to be people.
just invite the dudes over into the bedroom for a snooping session very normal & cool
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
The inaugural Ladies' Club meeting has real life mid roll ads for household goods that's just fine totally normal #Monsterdon
*Loon Sounds* #monsterdon #thestepfordwives
ma'am, i hope your doggo is trained to Attac. #monsterdon
lady you *are* doing a commercial
Not a rubber suit!! #monsterdon
Man, Stepford Wives come with adware. Jeez. #Monsterdon
holy cow indeed. #monsterdon
I mean practical housekeeping tips are priceless
omg the kitchen creeper scene is triggereing lol
#monsterdon
Weβve reached the ACAB portion of the show. #monsterdon
Tina Louise has the biggest hair
Just tell me your name and everywhere you have lived. I plan to feed it into a computer. Dude is inventing LLMs in 1975. #monsterdon
This film is one giant Breck shampoo advertisement.
Claude is the original AI Trainer :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon
It is not lost on my that one of the AI training guys is named Claude
Oh no. He has a computer? In the seventies?
He must be evil! #Monsterdon
She had "too much irony"?
Conspicuous sex noises! #monsterdon
@Infoseepage I mean, I'm pretty sure my version has some stuff cut, but not sure what.
@Newpa_Hasai I'm really curious as to what got cut relative to the version I'm watching, because I think most people are watching versions that are between 2 and 6 minutes shorter than the theatrical which were made from bowlderized tapes for general audience tv viewing.
More AI training sessions
"Consciousness-raising session... class consciousness?
you can tell this movie came out before the '20s because people still trust an old creep with a stammer
#monsterdon
"I'm a natural-born barger"
#Monsterdon
Nothing like a little statutory rape reference in your script. #Monsterdon
"consciousness raising session" but that sounds WOKE
Um don't send the two teenage boys with permanent erections to her place
No, it's not blackmail. It's extortion. Duh.
"Oh you see I really wanted to grovel after glitching I mean getting mildly drunk, it was my idea." #monsterdon
I mean if I had the choice between brownies and starting a club I would go for the brownies too
Unless it's a brownie club
I can't believe this film isn't even halfway over yet
#monsterdon
This film was a scandal when it came out. Can you imagine watching this and being FURIOUS at these two hip girls during it?
Insanity.
Why do you glitch in public? How embarrassing. #monsterdon
@Cherizilla And then try to play interpretive hand writing games and try to figure out if "1 cup" is actually 1 cup or it means a specific glass in your gramma's kitchen.
Patricia: You're the king, Frank!
Ron Howard: He wasn't.
#monsterdon
Snowflake Lane?
(also, damn, that was pretty risky for 1975.) #monsterdon
I mean itβs already established Protagonist likes to watch/listen in
#monsterdon
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. #monsterdon
ohp more voyeurism
... what on earth am I watching?
"I'm a natural born barger."
#Monsterdon oh god this is a town of goreans isn't it
Does it ever bother you that the men have time for a Men's Club but the ladies are too busy to have a Ladies' Club? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon sweetie, you can't burn bras you don't even wear.
I love how many of y'all are finding out about a) William Goldman's writing and b) life in the 1970s
"Messed around with women's lib" like it was witchcraft...
"I messed with women's lib in new york"
my mom: "She makes it sound like she was shooting up with it."
@ohiofi These guys have tried turning off all the women. It's the turning on that doesn't seem to be working... :) #monsterdon
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Maybe smack her real hard right between the shoulder blades with an open palm?
@allanb there's only two women in the informal women's club because the rest got got
"I messed a little bit with women's lib in new york" is 70s jargon for "I fucked other girls for a while."
#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch officers are very concerned about the application of coffee in this community.
NYC is innocent!!
#monsterdon
@Infoseepage Last year's LLM running her speech engine #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I guess it's better than "Syntax error", but not by much.
That is one creepy white suit and turtleneck. Good costume design.
I'll just DIE π€£ #Monsterdon
βThey should start working on themselvesβ ouch #monsterdon
She just really wants that recipe
#monsterdon
@ohiofi guilty
#Monsterdon
I bet she doesn't get the recipe. And dies.
Movie... Why are you delivering a tall women in a belly shirt? The 70s is supposed to be ugly.
Okay the hair is still 70s weird.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
Iβm surprised there are visible children at this party. Seems like they would be not seen and not heard
#monsterdon
ope she's stuck on repeat again
I love Bobbie. I'm sorry, no one else comes close.
(and yet we know she's going to be a tragedy because *this movie*)
Damn, Bobby is really tall!
#monsterdon
@SRLevine Somebody has to make the robots
Ma'am, just run away with Bobby. Send for the kids later. #Monsterdon
Uh oh. Her record is skipping.
ok the wide ties suck but the low cut below the ass flowing white suitjacket with the super broad lapel sorta rocks #monsterdon
PhD from Berkley who runs a multimillion dollar company. A PhD in what? Because pre-software engineering as a career that seems very unusual....
Later, at the Playboy mansion... #Monsterdon
White jacket, black turtleneck.... I keep wanting that to be Leonard Nimoy.
All her dresses are immaculate so far
@Keiraleesharonart I'm half tempted to watch this for real at some point
The men's association at least wasn't as soul consuming as a typical HOA meeting.
"i used to gawk at all those girls in those magazines" so, what i'm hearing here is that she might be into Miss Overalls. #monsterdon
At any point in the past 30 minutes a giant spider popping in would have been a marked improvement #TeamSpider
Yep. Gen X's parents left us 100% on our own MOST of the time.
Nah, not traumatized.
this meeting is really the kind of thing i'd expect a Ladies Auxiliary or something to be working on... #Monsterdon
sorry, ma'am, this really is what happens at the Men's Association. #monsterdon
Yeah, this is exactly as mind-numbing as a normal small town meeting @_@ #Monsterdon
Look up cakewalk's origins sometime. It's more racist than you probably know.
I think itβs rude to sketch your hostβs wife, but thatβs just me. #Monsterdon
Pro tip: everyone is interested in the overprivileged kids
That's why they're overprivileged
Cake walk! I haven't heard of one in years! And yes, the best fundraiser type ever!