LOVE the glasses shot just now. #monsterdon

WHERE IS THE MONSTER?

#Monsterdon

@Cherizilla The number of people who have died to monster attacks in this movie is entirely too low

#Monsterdon

@moira He does have negative cleavage #monsterdon

I wish I could just 'take over' the disused mansion of a railroad tycoon.

#Monsterdon

cop betrayed himself as being a robot by knowing an architectural historical fact #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

That old mansion is hard to miss, officer.

Tan suits have invaded the bedroom.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Fred can smell something's rotten in the state of Stepford #monsterdon

#monsterdon Good lord, I've been in those meetings. Deer in the headlights because they don't even know how to be people.

just invite the dudes over into the bedroom for a snooping session very normal & cool

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

The inaugural Ladies' Club meeting has real life mid roll ads for household goods that's just fine totally normal #Monsterdon

*Loon Sounds* #monsterdon #thestepfordwives

ma'am, i hope your doggo is trained to Attac. #monsterdon

lady you *are* doing a commercial

#Monsterdon

Not a rubber suit!! #monsterdon

Man, Stepford Wives come with adware. Jeez. #Monsterdon

holy cow indeed. #monsterdon

I mean practical housekeeping tips are priceless

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

omg the kitchen creeper scene is triggereing lol
#monsterdon

We’ve reached the ACAB portion of the show. #monsterdon

Tina Louise has the biggest hair

#monsterdon

Just tell me your name and everywhere you have lived. I plan to feed it into a computer. Dude is inventing LLMs in 1975. #monsterdon

This film is one giant Breck shampoo advertisement.

#monsterdon

Claude is the original AI Trainer :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

It is not lost on my that one of the AI training guys is named Claude

#monsterdon

Oh no. He has a computer? In the seventies?

He must be evil! #Monsterdon

She had "too much irony"?

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

Conspicuous sex noises! #monsterdon

@Infoseepage I mean, I'm pretty sure my version has some stuff cut, but not sure what.

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I'm really curious as to what got cut relative to the version I'm watching, because I think most people are watching versions that are between 2 and 6 minutes shorter than the theatrical which were made from bowlderized tapes for general audience tv viewing.

#monsterdon

More AI training sessions

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"Consciousness-raising session... class consciousness?

#monsterdon

you can tell this movie came out before the '20s because people still trust an old creep with a stammer
#monsterdon

"I'm a natural-born barger"
#Monsterdon

Nothing like a little statutory rape reference in your script. #Monsterdon

"consciousness raising session" but that sounds WOKE

#monsterdon

Um don't send the two teenage boys with permanent erections to her place

#Monsterdon

No, it's not blackmail. It's extortion. Duh.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"Oh you see I really wanted to grovel after glitching I mean getting mildly drunk, it was my idea." #monsterdon

I mean if I had the choice between brownies and starting a club I would go for the brownies too

Unless it's a brownie club

#Monsterdon

I can't believe this film isn't even halfway over yet
#monsterdon

This film was a scandal when it came out. Can you imagine watching this and being FURIOUS at these two hip girls during it?

Insanity.

#monsterdon

Why do you glitch in public? How embarrassing. #monsterdon

@Cherizilla And then try to play interpretive hand writing games and try to figure out if "1 cup" is actually 1 cup or it means a specific glass in your gramma's kitchen.

#Monsterdon

Patricia: You're the king, Frank!
Ron Howard: He wasn't.
#monsterdon

Snowflake Lane?

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

(also, damn, that was pretty risky for 1975.) #monsterdon

I mean it’s already established Protagonist likes to watch/listen in
#monsterdon

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. #monsterdon

ohp more voyeurism

#monsterdon

... what on earth am I watching?

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"I'm a natural born barger."

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh god this is a town of goreans isn't it

Does it ever bother you that the men have time for a Men's Club but the ladies are too busy to have a Ladies' Club? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon sweetie, you can't burn bras you don't even wear.

I love how many of y'all are finding out about a) William Goldman's writing and b) life in the 1970s

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

"Messed around with women's lib" like it was witchcraft...

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"I messed around with women's lib a little bit in New York"

"Didn't we all"

#Monsterdon

"I messed with women's lib in new york"

my mom: "She makes it sound like she was shooting up with it."

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@ohiofi These guys have tried turning off all the women. It's the turning on that doesn't seem to be working... :) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Maybe smack her real hard right between the shoulder blades with an open palm?

@allanb there's only two women in the informal women's club because the rest got got

#monsterdon

"I messed a little bit with women's lib in new york" is 70s jargon for "I fucked other girls for a while."

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch officers are very concerned about the application of coffee in this community.

NYC is innocent!!
#monsterdon

@Infoseepage Last year's LLM running her speech engine #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess it's better than "Syntax error", but not by much.

That is one creepy white suit and turtleneck. Good costume design.

#monsterdon

I'll just DIE 🤣 #Monsterdon

“They should start working on themselves” ouch #monsterdon

She just really wants that recipe
#monsterdon

@ohiofi guilty
#Monsterdon

I bet she doesn't get the recipe. And dies.

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

Movie... Why are you delivering a tall women in a belly shirt? The 70s is supposed to be ugly.
Okay the hair is still 70s weird.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

I’m surprised there are visible children at this party. Seems like they would be not seen and not heard
#monsterdon

ope she's stuck on repeat again

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I love Bobbie. I'm sorry, no one else comes close.

(and yet we know she's going to be a tragedy because *this movie*)

#Monsterdon

Damn, Bobby is really tall!
#monsterdon

@SRLevine Somebody has to make the robots

#Monsterdon

Ma'am, just run away with Bobby. Send for the kids later. #Monsterdon

Uh oh. Her record is skipping.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

ok the wide ties suck but the low cut below the ass flowing white suitjacket with the super broad lapel sorta rocks #monsterdon

PhD from Berkley who runs a multimillion dollar company. A PhD in what? Because pre-software engineering as a career that seems very unusual....

#Monsterdon

Later, at the Playboy mansion... #Monsterdon

White jacket, black turtleneck.... I keep wanting that to be Leonard Nimoy.

#monsterdon

All her dresses are immaculate so far

#Monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart I'm half tempted to watch this for real at some point

#Monsterdon

The men's association at least wasn't as soul consuming as a typical HOA meeting.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"i used to gawk at all those girls in those magazines" so, what i'm hearing here is that she might be into Miss Overalls. #monsterdon

At any point in the past 30 minutes a giant spider popping in would have been a marked improvement #TeamSpider

#Monsterdon

Yep. Gen X's parents left us 100% on our own MOST of the time.

Nah, not traumatized.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

this meeting is really the kind of thing i'd expect a Ladies Auxiliary or something to be working on... #Monsterdon

sorry, ma'am, this really is what happens at the Men's Association. #monsterdon

Yeah, this is exactly as mind-numbing as a normal small town meeting @_@ #Monsterdon

Look up cakewalk's origins sometime. It's more racist than you probably know.

#monsterdon

I think it’s rude to sketch your host’s wife, but that’s just me. #Monsterdon

Pro tip: everyone is interested in the overprivileged kids

That's why they're overprivileged

#Monsterdon

Cake walk! I haven't heard of one in years! And yes, the best fundraiser type ever!

#Monsterdon