@sealawyer she's too cool. no one that cool survives a movie like this

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They're the best thing to happen since Thelma and Louise!

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hAUSFRAUS! #monsterdon

It IS hard to be smart.

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taking @lytta 's read of 'the men are replaced too,' them realizing that they can't trust the scientist either because he's hitting on her also follows, as being a victim of gender unable to respond to other people except as objects of desire in a heterogenderquest for sexual resources #monsterdon

Ray looks like a starving dog whose just seen a steak. #Monsterdon

this movie's thruple: chemist, main lady, and miss overalls. imagine the joy and liberal politics they could have. #monsterdon

are they setting up a non-stepford polycule here

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ma'am, you have an out. take it. #monsterdon

I hate it when I get water in my water.

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Not Charmaine! #monsterdon

and the kids being raised by a empty shell made to look like their mom that now only cares about baking and housework #monsterdon

happy enough to ask random strangers to test the water in my new town, sure. #monsterdon

If Chinese restaurants are all it takes to be a liberal town, then I'm surrounded by em #Monsterdon

lmao her going to the chemist she lost her virginity to to get the town water tested may be the funniest part of the movie

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GREAT transition!

Techbros putting stuff in the water to tranquilize women sounds like Elon was getting ideas from this #Monsterdon

Joanna and Bobbie need to set this place on fire and drive for the border #monsterdon

...i wish someone had taught this woman the scientific method so she knew how hypotheses worked

there are so many other possibilities

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"they teach courses in misfiling in those places"

yepppppp

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CompuTech - in 1975??

#monsterdon 242 murders in Dallas, 13 in El Paso, there are Van Zandts, please don't make me do Texas math.

It's the Floride

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So .. it's kinda sorta like a Severance prequel.

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No more tap water for you two!

Ginger is dead inside now... And man is she in the most boring white dress.
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Tradwifing was already weird in the 70s #monsterdon

The Texas Tranquilizer

Band Name!

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Now I want to see everyone's pencil portrait.
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NO, NOT TINA LOUISE! 😱

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Ooh the reveal of tennis pro's apron was good #monsterdon

"I can't get my mind operating." Don't worry, your programming will be tweaked as needed.

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RIP bras #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

How are they not asking her:

"Are you HIGH???"

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NO NOT GINGER TOO

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I wonder if the robots know that they're robots

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It's a tennis court, not Meigs Field

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Fred replaced with robo-Fred?

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Good thing this horror story is just one town in America and white liberal second wave feminism fixed everything #monsterdon

This could be redone and called The Trad Wives.

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@AnthonyJK We're active / watching The Stepford Wives, I'm guessing server issues or surprise defederation?

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WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH FRED

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@moira We mean no harm to your planet. We mean no harm to your planet.

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#monsterdon I really need to start downloading these so I can run them at 1.2x speed or something.

#monsterdon Fred has been dognapped?!

No no no no NO MOVIE! Bad movie! Not Fred the Dog!!!

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...Just occurred to me I didn't check DoesTheDogDie.com >_> #Monsterdon

Doggo's goin' on a 'venture!

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NO NOT FRED #monsterdon

That chair is a reflector dish beaming orders to her from the command computer.

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Chief, the kids are doing well in school because they've been ASSIMILATED BY THE BORG #Monsterdon

That chair, do they even exist anymore?
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@Zerofactorial all #monsterdon movies happen in the same universe, it is cannon

"A black family is moving to town ... we had the first Chinese restaurant in the county ... "

Yeah.

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Mitt Romney's other dog.

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"A black family's moving to town!"

ABORT ABORT ABANDON CONVERSATION

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OH WHOA RACISM OUT OF LEFT FIELD!

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Hat's off to the director and the camera operator who got this shot. #monsterdon

Sus sense tingling. #monsterdon

Fred loves walkies.
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what if everyone but the big boss is being replaced by robots and it's just that no one notices because they're all either dull (the men) or isolated and gender normed (the women) and none of the spouses communicate

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LOVE the glasses shot just now. #monsterdon

WHERE IS THE MONSTER?

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@Cherizilla The number of people who have died to monster attacks in this movie is entirely too low

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suggestion: this town should replace the husbands with snowbeasts instead

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@moira He does have negative cleavage #monsterdon

I wish I could just 'take over' the disused mansion of a railroad tycoon.

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cop betrayed himself as being a robot by knowing an architectural historical fact #monsterdon

Oh, you have random houses as historical landmarks? Guess we're not going to ever get infill.

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That old mansion is hard to miss, officer.

Wait, I thought this lady was from New York. What the hell is she doing walking into a dark alleyway?

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Tan suits have invaded the bedroom.
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Fred can smell something's rotten in the state of Stepford #monsterdon

Fred's chasing the Stepford Squirrels.

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#monsterdon Good lord, I've been in those meetings. Deer in the headlights because they don't even know how to be people.

just invite the dudes over into the bedroom for a snooping session very normal & cool

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The inaugural Ladies' Club meeting has real life mid roll ads for household goods that's just fine totally normal #Monsterdon

*Loon Sounds* #monsterdon #thestepfordwives

ma'am, i hope your doggo is trained to Attac. #monsterdon

lady you *are* doing a commercial

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Not a rubber suit!! #monsterdon

Man, Stepford Wives come with adware. Jeez. #Monsterdon

holy cow indeed. #monsterdon

I mean practical housekeeping tips are priceless

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I have a feeling the women's club isn't as much fun as the men's club is #monsterdon

omg the kitchen creeper scene is triggereing lol
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We’ve reached the ACAB portion of the show. #monsterdon

Just tell me your name and everywhere you have lived. I plan to feed it into a computer. Dude is inventing LLMs in 1975. #monsterdon

Tina Louise has the biggest hair

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This film is one giant Breck shampoo advertisement.

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Claude is the original AI Trainer :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Quid pro quo is blackmail, now? It's nearly the basis of society!

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It is not lost on my that one of the AI training guys is named Claude

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Oh no. He has a computer? In the seventies?

He must be evil! #Monsterdon

She had "too much irony"?

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"We Stepford Wives…" THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

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Conspicuous sex noises! #monsterdon

@Infoseepage I mean, I'm pretty sure my version has some stuff cut, but not sure what.

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@Newpa_Hasai I'm really curious as to what got cut relative to the version I'm watching, because I think most people are watching versions that are between 2 and 6 minutes shorter than the theatrical which were made from bowlderized tapes for general audience tv viewing.

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