Everything in my house really does look like a goddamn pigsty.
oh my god are the monsters of this movie gender normativity, heteronormativity, AND capitalism?
"no we're not fighting, this is what a happy marriage looks like and it will for you too" #monsterdon
i like to think she would have driven away already if there weren't children involved
that's it, lady, just keep driving. #monsterdon
"I amuse them 7 days a week!"
#monsterdon
"Shall I make us a nice pot of coffee?" *ominous minor key distorted horror music*
the music is really doing it tho. #monsterdon
all these lines sound exactly like lines from commercials, it's perfect
Quick aside: as a kid of parents who decided to move far away “for the kids” the first thing I did when I could live on my own was moving back to the city #monsterdon
Dammit Bobby
#monsterdon
#monsterdon frills! She's done for.
Oh no!
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Oh no she's be-ruffled
Aw, Bobby. :/ #Monsterdon
noooooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon
Bobbie what the HELL are you wearing
Oof Walter really brings nothing to the table when it comes to child-rearing huh
(70's, figures)
OH NO BOBBIE!
Uh oh! Apron!
oh crap, here it is. #monsterdon
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Who the heck is this photography evaluatron with his ranking of good, lovely, and nice?
She's allergic to bras. Very 70s. #monsterdon
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clearly you are a crazy lady. (^_^) #monsterdon
"Want any coffee?"
"We're not allowed to drink anything on the job, ma'am, except maybe beer."
"im starting to get the feeling this movie isnt just about a nice family that escapes the city" - my buddy lol
#monsterdon
A sheepdog makes any house more chaotic (and better).
I know it’s the whole point but all men in this movie are awful #monsterdon
OH THAT''S A BIG FLUFFY DOG!!!
@diazona take the kids and run though. The husband wouldn't notice for a couple days at least! #monsterdon
COFFEE! There's a dog under the table... But coffee please!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
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Wait, they just gave up on Fred?
oh gods here come the weekends no no no no no no no
An It vp moving to Panama isn't starting a revolution, he's starting a money laundering service
Maybe Norwood or Eastbridge or Southfork or Westhampton or Chicopee or Stamford or
All of this sounds like lesbians.
you should not go on a weekend alone right now
"Daddy, I just saw a man carrying a naked lady."
"Well, that's why we're moving to Stepford."
sir, you indicated back when you agreed to this faustian deal that you didn't actually want her replaced. did we already replace him? #monsterdon
Ah! It's not the water, it's the air!
@sealawyer she's too cool. no one that cool survives a movie like this
They're the best thing to happen since Thelma and Louise!
hAUSFRAUS! #monsterdon
It IS hard to be smart.
taking @lytta 's read of 'the men are replaced too,' them realizing that they can't trust the scientist either because he's hitting on her also follows, as being a victim of gender unable to respond to other people except as objects of desire in a heterogenderquest for sexual resources #monsterdon
Ray looks like a starving dog whose just seen a steak. #Monsterdon
this movie's thruple: chemist, main lady, and miss overalls. imagine the joy and liberal politics they could have. #monsterdon
are they setting up a non-stepford polycule here
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
ma'am, you have an out. take it. #monsterdon
I hate it when I get water in my water.
Not Charmaine! #monsterdon
and the kids being raised by a empty shell made to look like their mom that now only cares about baking and housework #monsterdon
happy enough to ask random strangers to test the water in my new town, sure. #monsterdon
If Chinese restaurants are all it takes to be a liberal town, then I'm surrounded by em #Monsterdon
lmao her going to the chemist she lost her virginity to to get the town water tested may be the funniest part of the movie
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GREAT transition!
Techbros putting stuff in the water to tranquilize women sounds like Elon was getting ideas from this #Monsterdon
Joanna and Bobbie need to set this place on fire and drive for the border #monsterdon
...i wish someone had taught this woman the scientific method so she knew how hypotheses worked
there are so many other possibilities
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CompuTech - in 1975??
#monsterdon 242 murders in Dallas, 13 in El Paso, there are Van Zandts, please don't make me do Texas math.
So .. it's kinda sorta like a Severance prequel.
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No more tap water for you two!
Ginger is dead inside now... And man is she in the most boring white dress.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
Tradwifing was already weird in the 70s #monsterdon
NO, NOT TINA LOUISE! 😱
Ooh the reveal of tennis pro's apron was good #monsterdon
RIP bras #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975
"I can't get my mind operating." Don't worry, your programming will be tweaked as needed.
NO NOT GINGER TOO
It's a tennis court, not Meigs Field
Fred replaced with robo-Fred?
Good thing this horror story is just one town in America and white liberal second wave feminism fixed everything #monsterdon
This could be redone and called The Trad Wives.
@AnthonyJK We're active / watching The Stepford Wives, I'm guessing server issues or surprise defederation?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH FRED
@moira We mean no harm to your planet. We mean no harm to your planet.
#monsterdon I really need to start downloading these so I can run them at 1.2x speed or something.
#monsterdon Fred has been dognapped?!
No no no no NO MOVIE! Bad movie! Not Fred the Dog!!!
...Just occurred to me I didn't check DoesTheDogDie.com >_> #Monsterdon
Doggo's goin' on a 'venture!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
NO NOT FRED #monsterdon
That chair is a reflector dish beaming orders to her from the command computer.
Chief, the kids are doing well in school because they've been ASSIMILATED BY THE BORG #Monsterdon
That chair, do they even exist anymore?
#monsterdon
@Zerofactorial all #monsterdon movies happen in the same universe, it is cannon
"A black family is moving to town ... we had the first Chinese restaurant in the county ... "
Yeah.
Mitt Romney's other dog.
Sus sense tingling. #monsterdon
Fred loves walkies.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
what if everyone but the big boss is being replaced by robots and it's just that no one notices because they're all either dull (the men) or isolated and gender normed (the women) and none of the spouses communicate