Everything in my house really does look like a goddamn pigsty.

#Monsterdon

oh my god are the monsters of this movie gender normativity, heteronormativity, AND capitalism?

#monsterdon

"no we're not fighting, this is what a happy marriage looks like and it will for you too" #monsterdon

i like to think she would have driven away already if there weren't children involved

#monsterdon

"Good schools, low taxes"

I don't think most town budgets work like that

#monsterdon

that's it, lady, just keep driving. #monsterdon

"I amuse them 7 days a week!"
#monsterdon

"Shall I make us a nice pot of coffee?" *ominous minor key distorted horror music*

#Monsterdon

the music is really doing it tho. #monsterdon

Oh no!!! Bobbie!!!

(makeup and a dress to look like a woman, gah, I hate this)

#Monsterdon

all these lines sound exactly like lines from commercials, it's perfect

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Quick aside: as a kid of parents who decided to move far away “for the kids” the first thing I did when I could live on my own was moving back to the city #monsterdon

Dammit Bobby
#monsterdon

#monsterdon frills! She's done for.

Oh no!

#monsterdon

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Oh no she's be-ruffled

Aw, Bobby. :/ #Monsterdon

noooooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon

Bobbie what the HELL are you wearing

#Monsterdon

Oof Walter really brings nothing to the table when it comes to child-rearing huh

(70's, figures)

#Monsterdon

OH NO BOBBIE!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Uh oh! Apron!

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

oh crap, here it is. #monsterdon

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Who the heck is this photography evaluatron with his ranking of good, lovely, and nice?

She's allergic to bras. Very 70s. #monsterdon

L
L I S T
S
T

#monsterdon

clearly you are a crazy lady. (^_^) #monsterdon

"Want any coffee?"

"We're not allowed to drink anything on the job, ma'am, except maybe beer."

#Monsterdon

A SESAME STREET SINGALONG.

If only we could do that here @Taweret

#monsterdon

"im starting to get the feeling this movie isnt just about a nice family that escapes the city" - my buddy lol
#monsterdon

A sheepdog makes any house more chaotic (and better).

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

I know it’s the whole point but all men in this movie are awful #monsterdon

OH THAT''S A BIG FLUFFY DOG!!!

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@diazona take the kids and run though. The husband wouldn't notice for a couple days at least! #monsterdon

COFFEE! There's a dog under the table... But coffee please!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

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Wait, they just gave up on Fred?

I'm really enjoying the gigantic cars from the Jurassic period.

Absolutely enormous.

#Monsterdon

oh gods here come the weekends no no no no no no no

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

An It vp moving to Panama isn't starting a revolution, he's starting a money laundering service

#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

Maybe Norwood or Eastbridge or Southfork or Westhampton or Chicopee or Stamford or

#Monsterdon

All of this sounds like lesbians.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

you should not go on a weekend alone right now

#monsterdon

"Daddy, I just saw a man carrying a naked lady."

"Well, that's why we're moving to Stepford."

#Monsterdon

sir, you indicated back when you agreed to this faustian deal that you didn't actually want her replaced. did we already replace him? #monsterdon

Ah! It's not the water, it's the air!

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

@sealawyer she's too cool. no one that cool survives a movie like this

#monsterdon

They're the best thing to happen since Thelma and Louise!

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

hAUSFRAUS! #monsterdon

It IS hard to be smart.

#Monsterdon

taking @lytta 's read of 'the men are replaced too,' them realizing that they can't trust the scientist either because he's hitting on her also follows, as being a victim of gender unable to respond to other people except as objects of desire in a heterogenderquest for sexual resources #monsterdon

Ray looks like a starving dog whose just seen a steak. #Monsterdon

this movie's thruple: chemist, main lady, and miss overalls. imagine the joy and liberal politics they could have. #monsterdon

are they setting up a non-stepford polycule here

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

ma'am, you have an out. take it. #monsterdon

I hate it when I get water in my water.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Not Charmaine! #monsterdon

and the kids being raised by a empty shell made to look like their mom that now only cares about baking and housework #monsterdon

happy enough to ask random strangers to test the water in my new town, sure. #monsterdon

If Chinese restaurants are all it takes to be a liberal town, then I'm surrounded by em #Monsterdon

lmao her going to the chemist she lost her virginity to to get the town water tested may be the funniest part of the movie

#monsterdon

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GREAT transition!

Techbros putting stuff in the water to tranquilize women sounds like Elon was getting ideas from this #Monsterdon

Joanna and Bobbie need to set this place on fire and drive for the border #monsterdon

...i wish someone had taught this woman the scientific method so she knew how hypotheses worked

there are so many other possibilities

#monsterdon

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CompuTech - in 1975??

#monsterdon 242 murders in Dallas, 13 in El Paso, there are Van Zandts, please don't make me do Texas math.

So .. it's kinda sorta like a Severance prequel.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

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No more tap water for you two!

Ginger is dead inside now... And man is she in the most boring white dress.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Tradwifing was already weird in the 70s #monsterdon

The Texas Tranquilizer

Band Name!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

NO, NOT TINA LOUISE! 😱

#Monsterdon

Ooh the reveal of tennis pro's apron was good #monsterdon

RIP bras #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

"I can't get my mind operating." Don't worry, your programming will be tweaked as needed.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

How are they not asking her:

"Are you HIGH???"

#monsterdon

NO NOT GINGER TOO

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

It's a tennis court, not Meigs Field

#monsterdon

Fred replaced with robo-Fred?

#monsterdon #thestepfordwives

Good thing this horror story is just one town in America and white liberal second wave feminism fixed everything #monsterdon

This could be redone and called The Trad Wives.

#Monsterdon

@AnthonyJK We're active / watching The Stepford Wives, I'm guessing server issues or surprise defederation?

#monsterdon

WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH FRED

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@moira We mean no harm to your planet. We mean no harm to your planet.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I really need to start downloading these so I can run them at 1.2x speed or something.

#monsterdon Fred has been dognapped?!

No no no no NO MOVIE! Bad movie! Not Fred the Dog!!!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

...Just occurred to me I didn't check DoesTheDogDie.com >_> #Monsterdon

Doggo's goin' on a 'venture!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

NO NOT FRED #monsterdon

That chair is a reflector dish beaming orders to her from the command computer.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Chief, the kids are doing well in school because they've been ASSIMILATED BY THE BORG #Monsterdon

That chair, do they even exist anymore?
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial all #monsterdon movies happen in the same universe, it is cannon

"A black family is moving to town ... we had the first Chinese restaurant in the county ... "

Yeah.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

Mitt Romney's other dog.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

"A black family's moving to town!"

ABORT ABORT ABANDON CONVERSATION

#Monsterdon

Sus sense tingling. #monsterdon

Fred loves walkies.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

what if everyone but the big boss is being replaced by robots and it's just that no one notices because they're all either dull (the men) or isolated and gender normed (the women) and none of the spouses communicate

#monsterdon