See, her mistake was falling asleep in proximity to a pod from space #monsterdon

think they got the eyes a bit wrong even tho that guy did all those drawings

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Wow that was amazing thanks @Taweret #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

So she stole her eyeballs? #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Shit she'd poker the father of her children upside the head but not this creepo? Cmon.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

pick up the statue, there's a weapon you can really defend yourself with. #monsterdon

"Wouldn't you prefer it if everyone around you were soulless objects you could treat however you wanted?"

KILL HIM

DO IT NOW #Monsterdon

the dual robotization, gender-as-villain confirmed!!!! there's a parallel stepford!!!!!! #monsterdon

Bitch you should be going a little slugger on this asshole's monologue

#monsterdon

Just kill this fucker. You may not survive. But cut the head off the Disney serpent.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Again, and I can't stress this enough, it is pokertime.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

i'm most horrified that the women all lose their hobbies and interests because the husbands don't like them. if i ever abandon my synthesizers, you know what happened #Monsterdon

I missed this guy's name, I think it's Sam Altman?

#monsterdon

THAT TAPE RECORDER WAS FORESHADOWED! DAMN IT!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

"it's nothing like you imagined." no, it seems to be worse. #monsterdon

"Having a lovely evening with Charmaine."

RUN. NOW.

#monsterdon

Although good on her for having the poker.

A few weeks ago I said more protagonists should do that. #Monsterdon

OH FUCK

#monsterdon

ffff Mr Disney himself. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Upside the head with a hot poker!

Oh shit, I didn't see that coming #monsterdon

🎶 There's a light / Over at the Stepford man's house 🎶

Apologies, Richard O'Brien

#monsterdon

Are you my mommy?

#Monsterdon

The answer is always the large creepy mansion run by rich creepy old guys
#monsterdon

it's the story

of an angry lady

who is looking for her stolen little kids

they were hidden

in a ancient mansion

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@srol Yeah. I really want some Sigourney Weaver from Aliens action here. #monsterdon

I want to give Joanna whatever the spider equivalent of parseltongue is so that she can command an army of spiders during her assault on the Association

#TeamSpider
#monsterdon

If you need information from someone, perhaps DON'T clonk them over the head with a poker. #monsterdon

Stepford error 3. #Monsterdon

@ramsey

Most definitely

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

Poker face #monsterdon

She should be going into that house like the end of Hot Fuzz #Monsterdon

YES RAMPAGE TIME!!!!

#monsterdon

If I’m a 1970s therapist and a woman tells me all her women friends suddenly become submissive and weird, I would assume mass lobotomies #monsterdon

Yeah, Lawyer Dude is seeming to be pretty dang robot. Forgot to turn the lights on at night because the fembots are programmed to do that.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

the blue lighting on the house bringing out the warm lighting of her face and the room behind the door, it's so good #monsterdon

can't believe the other other real monster in this movie is DISNEY (actually i can, that tracks extremely well)

#monsterdon

there are 14 minutes left in the tubi copy of the movie, and that is JUST ENOUGH TIME to blow up the whole town!!!!!! #monsterdon

@Bluedepth Oh, right, Rust hadn't been developed back then #monsterdon

Robots that articulated??? In that era???
Freaky
#monsterdon

regenerate response, regenerate response #monsterdon

Fuck. They showed the monster and it wasn’t scary. #Monsterdon

sorry sorry (but I am ROFL here)

#monsterdon

Coffee... coffee... COFFEE!!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Paula Prentiss has got great comic timing #monsterdon

Where are they hiding the Asimov- or Adams-esque city-sized supercomputers needed to emulate a human personality in 1975 technology? And wireless communicate to the robotic Stepford Drones?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon Oh, look, it's Texas now. Under His Eye.

STABBY STABBY! 😂

#Monsterdon

Oh god, glitchy bot Bobbie is creepy AS FUCK.😬

"I was just going to give you coffee. I thought we were friends. How could you do a thing like that?"

#Monsterdon

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#monsterdon

@trixter EXTREMELY GOOD SOUND HERE #monsterdon

KNIFE! Chekovs blood! "Do you bleed?"
Okay... that's unsettling.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

these bleep bloops in the sound track are a+

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Oh no she's gonna need that recipe

#monsterdon SYNTAX ERROR! SYNTAX ERROR!

Joanna just voided her warranty #monsterdon

Me. Just stab her

and then she does. Yay!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

The giveaway is vocabulary!

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE STEPFORD TRIVIAS 🤖

🔪 Katharine Ross and Paula Prentiss became good friends during the shoot, so when Ross needed to stab "Bobbie" in a scene, she could not do it. Director Bryan Forbes shaved the back of his hand and completed the scene for her.

#TheStepfordWives #TheStepfordWives1975

Percolator... very 70s #monsterdon

It was a dark and stormy night in every possible way #Monsterdon

For people under the age of 30, she can tell by the fact that this light is on that he is on the telephone. #monsterdon

Now we see the violence inherent in the system. #monsterdon #MontyPython

@ColesStreetPothole that was the sleeping pills I think, on reflection. She still should have skipped it and run straight to get the kids without stopping home or anywhere else. #monsterdon

i'm not having a real flashback about people throwing things and locking myself in a room i'm having a fake flashback

#monsterdon

This movie has a strong effect. I'm impressed with the unease it is causing.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Joanna when the phone is lit up like that it means he's talking on it you could pick up the receiver and listen...

lot's of divorces from shitty marriages were on the rise back then, this has the zeitgeist vibe of the time me thinks (teen in the 70s ahem)
#monsterdon

Home phones with a hold button and multiple extehsions? Nah. No one had those in the 70s.

#monsterdon

The house has more than one phone line? What the hell?

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@diazona want to feed every man in this move to spiders #TeamSpider

#monsterdon

oh no oh no

#monsterdon

Having those multi-line phones in a house was WILDLY expensive. The phones were expensive, the extra wiring in the house was expensive, the CO service and the extra pairs to your house was expensive. Nobody was dropping a cheap key system into your house at the time. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I'm going back and forth on whether or not the psychiatrist is in on the deal. #Monsterdon

therapiiiiiiisssssstttttttttt deus ex machina and the killdozer conclusion is back on the table!!!!! #monsterdon

okay, this psychiatrist is winning my awards right now. #monsterdon

We have hit maximum symbolism in Disneyland!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

@crazypedia At least it wasn't her bosom #monsterdon

Just thinking of the old women who pops out to talk about new neighbors is up to, she seems like the only other non-Stepford Wives
#monsterdon

They should've made the walls in there yellow #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

She sure is noticing how attractive dudes' wives are.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"If I'm wrong I'm insane. If I'm right, it's worse than if I'm wrong." hits so fucking hard these days

#monsterdon

Therapist laughs maniacally. Time to go. #Monsterdon

The music is also really good, adds to the mood
#monsterdon

"I'm not surprised. You're obviously a very bright woman." The tone change here is so jarring, like oh shit, there's still a real world out here where I'm not crazy.

"What does surprise me is you've come all this way to talk to me, and then you don't talk to me."

#monsterdon

"I think the men are behind it."

(this is what men think feminism is like)

#Monsterdon

...Now tell her the rest of it. #Monsterdon

okay i guess she's in MA

#monsterdon

Never go to see the psychiatrist your husband has chosen for you--haven't you seen any movies?

#Monsterdon

Suddenly the movie turned into Who's Afraid of Joanna Eberhart? #monsterdon

Poor Bobbi!!!! #monsterdon

Bobby got stepfordized #monsterdon

was the dead rat to signify she's returned to NYC?

#monsterdon

establishing independent lines of communication so that you can't be angelbanned into some oblivion where all your information is compromised in advance as a prerequisite for liberation (check) #monsterdon

"Joanna, have you heard about Better Help?"

#monsterdon

"i wouldn't see them" smart woman. #monsterdon

KILL ALL MEN #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

OK I officially hate Walter now

(as opposed to unofficially hating him before)

#Monsterdon

"for the second time" when the first time was your own damn fault. this movie does a really good job of making this guy an asshole. #monsterdon