Oh no. I was still hoping she might escape. That was creepy AF.

"The Stepford Wives"

#Monsterdon

alternatively, i would also accept a pulpy fan edit of rescuing the original bobbie and whipping a grenade into the Council of Men Headquarters #monsterdon

Welp. Maybe Valerie Solanis was right after all, goodnight everybody! #monsterdon

@Infoseepage @ricci there is a 100% chance this has been attempted both seriously and as a parody, multiple times, in response to this movie

#monsterdon

And that’s a wrap. Good night, #monsterdon !

So far, Bobby is my favorite character.

#Monsterdon

Many thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the stream, and everyone else on #Monsterdon for being your witty selves. I'm going to try to not have nightmares now!!

Well… I don’t know what to say. Where’s that abrupt ending we’ve come to know and love? Ah, well….next time!
#monsterdon

@ottaross There was just a smidge of wrestling women #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

I need an Old English Sheepdog denoument to go along with the rest of this, unless she was gonna just be friends with Dis also.

Thank you @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for the trivia, and @Cherizilla for the bingo!

Most of all, thanks #Monsterdonians for the fun!

Don't Stepford yourselves, friends, and we'll see you next week (🤞)

@nev what are the odds that they can't get the skin colour right because their process was only trained on white folks #monsterdon

Such a great movie! Thanks @Taweret for organizing, as always #monsterdon

Well, that one's in the can. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

Now go read the book. It’s scarier. I thought so anyway. #Monsterdon

@strangefour RUUUUUUUN

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon Ok, I'm going to watch some nice, wholesome monster movie with kidnapped children and a knife headed dinosaur.

Oh my god fuck you movie stop panning #monsterdon

I haven't seen it, but it sounds like Don't Worry Darling (2022) might be somewhat of a spiritual sequel to Stepford. Been on my watch list for a while.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10731256/?ref_=tt_mv_close

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE STEPFORD TRIVIAS 🤖

The Good News: The see-through nightgown Katherine Ross wears, reveals "large bare breasts".

The Bad News: They are prosthetics to make them look much bigger - as an enhancement for her loving hubby.

#TheStepfordWives #TheStepfordWives1975

Huh. this was Mary Stuart Masterson's acting debut as one of the kids #monsterdon

70s movies loved wind instruments. #Monsterdon

Diz saying "It's nothing like you imagine" sounds like my supervisor saying "I'm not mansplaining" #monsterdon

Thanks to everyone who makes #monsterdon great ! See you next time.

And now the credits play over a long, long photo montage of a man I'd like to punch until my fists are bloody <3 #Monsterdon

oof. it's been a while, but i don't remember the 2004 remake being this good. #monsterdon

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, what!?!?
#monsterdon

lmao the black family really did move to town, good luck guys

does one really need to wear one's big floppy hat in the supermarket?

that's a can of that spray starch thing she's picking up at the end isn't it

#Monsterdon

So no more Grand Union. They only shop at Waldbaums now. Because Whole Foods didn’t yet exist. #Monsterdon

Please tell me this is the good ending where the girls got rid of all the guys and are just being really sarcastically polite to each other afterwards for the bit 😭
#monsterdon

And she f'd off into the camera

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

@strangefour honestly thought that was not going to be real, that it was going to be some sort of, I dunno, fakeout?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Ring Ding sales plummet #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sure, Fine, Whatever. LOL.

Yeah it's a really unsatisfying conclusion but that's the horror of it. "Because we can"

#monsterdon

Why?

Because we can.

Sounds prophetic.
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Everyone sing together, it's a small Stepford, after all!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

now that's a sad way to end it.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ...this is what Meta/FB is going to look like soon, huh.

See, her mistake was falling asleep in proximity to a pod from space #monsterdon

THE ALJKDFLAKJE;FAYCRESPEEPYADF EYES LKJalksjdflkasjdf si'm gonna hve nightmares

also lmfao at her chest being bigger

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think they got the eyes a bit wrong even tho that guy did all those drawings

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Wow that was amazing thanks @Taweret #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

So she stole her eyeballs? #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Shit she'd poker the father of her children upside the head but not this creepo? Cmon.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

pick up the statue, there's a weapon you can really defend yourself with. #monsterdon

The dog lives!!!

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

Now we know what inspired the "your body my choice" bros #monsterdon

"Wouldn't you prefer it if everyone around you were soulless objects you could treat however you wanted?"

KILL HIM

DO IT NOW #Monsterdon

the dual robotization, gender-as-villain confirmed!!!! there's a parallel stepford!!!!!! #monsterdon

Bitch you should be going a little slugger on this asshole's monologue

#monsterdon

Just kill this fucker. You may not survive. But cut the head off the Disney serpent.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Again, and I can't stress this enough, it is pokertime.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

i'm most horrified that the women all lose their hobbies and interests because the husbands don't like them. if i ever abandon my synthesizers, you know what happened #Monsterdon

Oh I *loathe* this man #Monsterdon

I missed this guy's name, I think it's Sam Altman?

#monsterdon

THAT TAPE RECORDER WAS FORESHADOWED! DAMN IT!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

"it's nothing like you imagined." no, it seems to be worse. #monsterdon

"Having a lovely evening with Charmaine."

RUN. NOW.

#monsterdon

Although good on her for having the poker.

A few weeks ago I said more protagonists should do that. #Monsterdon

NOW, NOW, HIT HIM WITH THE POKER NOW #Monsterdon

OH FUCK

#monsterdon

ffff Mr Disney himself. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Upside the head with a hot poker!

Oh shit, I didn't see that coming #monsterdon

🎶 There's a light / Over at the Stepford man's house 🎶

Apologies, Richard O'Brien

#monsterdon

Are you my mommy?

#Monsterdon

The answer is always the large creepy mansion run by rich creepy old guys
#monsterdon

it's the story

of an angry lady

who is looking for her stolen little kids

they were hidden

in a ancient mansion

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@gnomon Jinx #monsterdon

@srol Yeah. I really want some Sigourney Weaver from Aliens action here. #monsterdon

I want to give Joanna whatever the spider equivalent of parseltongue is so that she can command an army of spiders during her assault on the Association

#TeamSpider
#monsterdon

If you need information from someone, perhaps DON'T clonk them over the head with a poker. #monsterdon

Stepford error 3. #Monsterdon

@ramsey

Most definitely

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

Poker face #monsterdon

She should be going into that house like the end of Hot Fuzz #Monsterdon

YES RAMPAGE TIME!!!!

#monsterdon

If I’m a 1970s therapist and a woman tells me all her women friends suddenly become submissive and weird, I would assume mass lobotomies #monsterdon

Yeah, Lawyer Dude is seeming to be pretty dang robot. Forgot to turn the lights on at night because the fembots are programmed to do that.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

the blue lighting on the house bringing out the warm lighting of her face and the room behind the door, it's so good #monsterdon

can't believe the other other real monster in this movie is DISNEY (actually i can, that tracks extremely well)

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there are 14 minutes left in the tubi copy of the movie, and that is JUST ENOUGH TIME to blow up the whole town!!!!!! #monsterdon

@Bluedepth Oh, right, Rust hadn't been developed back then #monsterdon

Robots that articulated??? In that era???
Freaky
#monsterdon

regenerate response, regenerate response #monsterdon

Fuck. They showed the monster and it wasn’t scary. #Monsterdon

sorry sorry (but I am ROFL here)

#monsterdon

Coffee... coffee... COFFEE!!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Paula Prentiss has got great comic timing #monsterdon

Where are they hiding the Asimov- or Adams-esque city-sized supercomputers needed to emulate a human personality in 1975 technology? And wireless communicate to the robotic Stepford Drones?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon Oh, look, it's Texas now. Under His Eye.

STABBY STABBY! 😂

#Monsterdon

Oh god, glitchy bot Bobbie is creepy AS FUCK.😬

"I was just going to give you coffee. I thought we were friends. How could you do a thing like that?"

#Monsterdon

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#monsterdon

@trixter EXTREMELY GOOD SOUND HERE #monsterdon

KNIFE! Chekovs blood! "Do you bleed?"
Okay... that's unsettling.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

these bleep bloops in the sound track are a+

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#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Oh no she's gonna need that recipe

#monsterdon SYNTAX ERROR! SYNTAX ERROR!

Joanna just voided her warranty #monsterdon