subtitles: "I don't wanna squeeze the goddamn Charmander"

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He seems much less horny after the initiation! What did they do to him?

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"I love you, that's why it's okay that I'm kind of a jackass." #Monsterdon

Stepford bears for Stepford children #monsterdon

The man made it clear he's always wanted a fireplace. Is it that surprising to find him sitting there in the chair looking at a fire? #monsterdon

i'm expecting that he can't get a job and that's what his deal is right now #monsterdon

"They made me swallow a _bomb_! They have the controller! We can't move!"

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If this was in 2024 the guy being up late wouldn't be weird, he'd just be playing WOW or something

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@himbovoorhees Mainly as the source of the color of their refrigerators and wall phones.

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#monsterdon "it's not an initiation" ok walter nobody cares about all the different ways you can join clubs

I really love you! Enough to replace you with an object that looks and maybe kinda acts like you! #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@jammerb oh nooo I forgot to get a bingo card!

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#Monsterdon He paid a lot for this fireplace, and he's going to warm his ass by it and get his money's worth.

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Walter.

Very lackadaisical club by the sound of it
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@davesdogmaggie lol well if so, nobody told me

(I should clarify: there aren't dedicated baggers, it seems to happen when there's a lull in the number of customers, so the extra cashiers who have nothing else to do will help bagging)

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i don't know why you're asking your husband if he's alright. honestly you oughtta make him sleep in the living room all the time, from the sounds of it. #monsterdon

drunk as a skunk yet again

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This lady gets any more wispy we're gonna have to tie her down in the wind. #Monsterdon

The doll has moved to the mantle.

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#monsterdon 👶 "teddy says this lifestyle is nothing but a project of petrol colonialism"

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okay that is a cute nightgown

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Build a Stepford Bear. #Monsterdon

@Taweret they've pre-denied the insurance claim

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@nev It really did look like that #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Planned obsolescence, you hate to see it #monsterdon

Lady was taken to the Special Fender Bender Hospital it's fine perfectly normal #Monsterdon

"...what do you think has upset Teddy?"
“redrum ... Redrum! ... REDRUM!!"

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is it colour scheme symbolism or did everything in the 70s just look like that

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@starkraving666 They did say "he" #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I don't like it here either, kid.

Or this room.

though that's mostly because that wallpaper is creepy as fuck but I don't even know why

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@SRLevine My thoughts exactly #monsterdon

The set up is complete.
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#Monsterdon Having a lotta fun trying to find a decent version on youtube to watch, and I think I've found it.
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#Monsterdon I guess she's already mapped out and memorized the town, huh?

She didn't want to go to a hospital - she wanted to go to a mechanic

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@diazona Where do you live, Pleasantville? #Monsterdon

i haven't seen this movie or know anything about it really and so i am choosing to read the kind of mind control over the women as being literally psyonic mind control instead of like "gender" mind control and have opened up this youtube video and will be peppering it in like a soundboard as i go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNWhS_05ow
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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

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"No no you're wrong," before he's even thought about it. Default is that she's wrong. #monsterdon

Oh no. She's already too smart for her own good.
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because MAN man knows ALL the directions

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paaaaaaaaaking lawt
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#monsterdon look how much more functional these spaces were before masculinity support vehicles took over

you can look across a parking lot and see because the trucks aren't blocking every sight line 😹

"Just my head. Just the most important part of my body." #monsterdon

Harkonen in the house
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all cops are.... suddenly now paramedics??

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Why is she under arrest?
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store manager sounds like he's from Chicago
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Harkonnan. #Monsterdon

oh so she'll be replaced and the main couple will notice but no one else will acknowledge it??? #monsterdon

#monsterdon But then, Grand Union... the trashiest of the trashy supermarkets.

They're from New York City!

And the neighbors have casual PDA.
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@davesdogmaggie I've never seen them bring things out to the car, but they still have baggers about half the time when I go to the grocery store

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Grand Union! I remember those!

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This poor grocery parking guy's fear of punishment is worrying!

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I feel like I've already lost a few months with the pace of this film #monsterdon

Why would the Men's Association accept women? The name kinda says it all.

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1975: When grocery baggers wore bow ties and put the groceries into your car for you. #Monsterdon

Lawyer happening on the scene of a parking lot car accident. Ka CHING!

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Well you shouldn't give the bag boy responsibility to also direct traffic, it's really *not* his fault they're all victims of the system

Damn so many ads #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *oh* that grocery store makes me nostalgic for (a couple of years later)

Two of my dad's station wagons were just wrecked 😪

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The clothes. The station wagons. The misogyny. I do not miss the 70s.
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Well, this marriage is going well.

... and they take the groceries to your car? Wow.

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Raise a hand if you’re old enough to remember baggers - esp baggers who brought your shit out to your car. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon JFC, it's god damn Entenmans Bakery! And that supermarket is practically #Meijer except more LED’s, but the same...

#Monsterdon I forget, was this before or after no fault divorce?

Wow, filmed in Darien? I haven't been there in ages.

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These station wagons, tho. 🤤

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Did the PA announcement at the grocery store start with "Ladies"? Big if true #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why are you bothering with ads, Tubi?

OMG checks. i still have some of those knocking around here somewhere. #monsterdon

Writing a check for groceries. Ahhhh, the past.

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yeah Walter, stop being a dick!
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@Taweret Sideburns aren't doing that actor any favors #monsterdon

This dude is the impersonation of a red flag #monsterdon

ewww
crapped-out Lincoln Continental

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Oh he's def. in the market for a robo-wife

I've already decided Pop here is a real piece of shit. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon Ohhh, so the guys don't have to give up their jobs. Now I understand.

Got to join! JOIN!!
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Ahhh, classic suburban gossip

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like we know he's gonna be the bad guy but even if he wasn't, he's so unappealing

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WOW there's a lot of product placement in this film

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Definitely ready to feed this husband to the spiders

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the men's association

whelp

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ruh-roh

Folger's coffee now #monsterdon

@yatsu It is an erotic tableau!

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@wohali Is "Welcome Wagon Lady" considered a name? #monsterdon

Oooh gossip mill
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@wohali I think so! 😬

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@lytta i am getting like 2-3 minutes of desync lol and am grabbing the tubi version to swap over #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wow this dude's horny

I just saw his jacket and tie.

No one told me this movie was a tragedy.

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So wait, was that interview our Bechdel pass?

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Mrs Van Sant has a cooking tiktok and you know it #monsterdon