#monsterdon 👶 "teddy says this lifestyle is nothing but a project of petrol colonialism"

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okay that is a cute nightgown

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Build a Stepford Bear. #Monsterdon

@Taweret they've pre-denied the insurance claim

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@nev It really did look like that #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Planned obsolescence, you hate to see it #monsterdon

Lady was taken to the Special Fender Bender Hospital it's fine perfectly normal #Monsterdon

"...what do you think has upset Teddy?"
“redrum ... Redrum! ... REDRUM!!"

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is it colour scheme symbolism or did everything in the 70s just look like that

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@starkraving666 They did say "he" #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I don't like it here either, kid.

Or this room.

though that's mostly because that wallpaper is creepy as fuck but I don't even know why

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@SRLevine My thoughts exactly #monsterdon

Our Movie Family has noticed that the injured woman is *not* being taken to the hospital. Having determined this, they shrug it off.

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The set up is complete.
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#Monsterdon Having a lotta fun trying to find a decent version on youtube to watch, and I think I've found it.
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#Monsterdon I guess she's already mapped out and memorized the town, huh?

Wow grocery delivery right to the vehicles and staff directing the land yachts into and out of the parking lot 1970s suburbia in America was wild #Monsterdon

She didn't want to go to a hospital - she wanted to go to a mechanic

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@diazona Where do you live, Pleasantville? #Monsterdon

Crack up on aisle Tubi. #monsterdon

i haven't seen this movie or know anything about it really and so i am choosing to read the kind of mind control over the women as being literally psyonic mind control instead of like "gender" mind control and have opened up this youtube video and will be peppering it in like a soundboard as i go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNWhS_05ow
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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

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"No no you're wrong," before he's even thought about it. Default is that she's wrong. #monsterdon

Oh no. She's already too smart for her own good.
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because MAN man knows ALL the directions

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paaaaaaaaaking lawt
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#monsterdon look how much more functional these spaces were before masculinity support vehicles took over

you can look across a parking lot and see because the trucks aren't blocking every sight line 😹

"Just my head. Just the most important part of my body." #monsterdon

Harkonen in the house
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all cops are.... suddenly now paramedics??

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Why is she under arrest?
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Harkonnan. #Monsterdon

store manager sounds like he's from Chicago
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#monsterdon But then, Grand Union... the trashiest of the trashy supermarkets.

oh so she'll be replaced and the main couple will notice but no one else will acknowledge it??? #monsterdon

They're from New York City!

And the neighbors have casual PDA.
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@davesdogmaggie I've never seen them bring things out to the car, but they still have baggers about half the time when I go to the grocery store

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Grand Union! I remember those!

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This poor grocery parking guy's fear of punishment is worrying!

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Why would the Men's Association accept women? The name kinda says it all.

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I feel like I've already lost a few months with the pace of this film #monsterdon

1975: When grocery baggers wore bow ties and put the groceries into your car for you. #Monsterdon

Lawyer happening on the scene of a parking lot car accident. Ka CHING!

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Well you shouldn't give the bag boy responsibility to also direct traffic, it's really *not* his fault they're all victims of the system

Damn so many ads #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *oh* that grocery store makes me nostalgic for (a couple of years later)

Two of my dad's station wagons were just wrecked 😪

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The clothes. The station wagons. The misogyny. I do not miss the 70s.
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Well, this marriage is going well.

... and they take the groceries to your car? Wow.

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Raise a hand if you’re old enough to remember baggers - esp baggers who brought your shit out to your car. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon JFC, it's god damn Entenmans Bakery! And that supermarket is practically #Meijer except more LED’s, but the same...

#Monsterdon I forget, was this before or after no fault divorce?

Wow, that is a quite a list of big decisions he's not consulting her on. And I wouldn't blame her if she killed him and buried him int he garden at this point. And we're only 20 min into the movie...

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These station wagons, tho. 🤤

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Wow, filmed in Darien? I haven't been there in ages.

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Did the PA announcement at the grocery store start with "Ladies"? Big if true #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why are you bothering with ads, Tubi?

OMG checks. i still have some of those knocking around here somewhere. #monsterdon

Writing a check for groceries. Ahhhh, the past.

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yeah Walter, stop being a dick!
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@Taweret Sideburns aren't doing that actor any favors #monsterdon

This dude is the impersonation of a red flag #monsterdon

ewww
crapped-out Lincoln Continental

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Oh he's def. in the market for a robo-wife

I've already decided Pop here is a real piece of shit. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

What an honor to be invited to join this association that literally everyone is a member of

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#Monsterdon Ohhh, so the guys don't have to give up their jobs. Now I understand.

Got to join! JOIN!!
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Ahhh, classic suburban gossip

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Sanka. 😭

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like we know he's gonna be the bad guy but even if he wasn't, he's so unappealing

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WOW there's a lot of product placement in this film

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Definitely ready to feed this husband to the spiders

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the men's association

whelp

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ruh-roh

Folger's coffee now #monsterdon

@wohali Is "Welcome Wagon Lady" considered a name? #monsterdon

@yatsu It is an erotic tableau!

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Oooh gossip mill
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@wohali I think so! 😬

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@lytta i am getting like 2-3 minutes of desync lol and am grabbing the tubi version to swap over #monsterdon

I just saw his jacket and tie.

No one told me this movie was a tragedy.

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#Monsterdon wow this dude's horny

So wait, was that interview our Bechdel pass?

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Mrs Van Sant has a cooking tiktok and you know it #monsterdon

Those doors out by the porch leading to the basement are going to be plot relevant aren't they? I hope they are, we've seen them enough and it's a good visual.
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gen x's parents were weird according to this picture #monsterdon

i think we're starting to see the discrepancies between versions on the feed #monsterdon

@trixter Oh if only you (the character) knew

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ok i lied we are also watching for costumes because that pink top for cutting shrubberies in fucks for sure #monsterdon

the stores open past 6 pm. #monsterdon

@brooke the comic artist who did a graphic novel about his experiences soliciting sex workers, I forget his name, but that test is named for him #monsterdon

So... It's the suburbs.

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Ah the good ol' days when showing up in a new town was newsworthy

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"What do you think you'll miss most about New York?"

thinks to self... can't say all the quickies I got from the guy in 2B....

"Noise."

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Her husband just suggested having sex with her in front of the fire, and this is her face. This marriage is not so great. #monsterdon

I know this local journalist old lady from some other movie(s) and it's really _almost_ coming to my forebrain

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Spooky colors for the other kids on the bus

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Oooh did they get their name on the mailbox already?

Stepford works fast

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