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Having to smuggle in Ring Dings.
Hard pass

"I like to watch women..."
In a British version of this movie this black turtleneck weirdo would be played by Christopher Lee.
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go ahead and fuck me up with prominent woody alto flute solos though #monsterdon

Creepy dude staring at the lady.
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Honey we’re moving now
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"Why do you they call you Jizz?"

uhhhhh

😉

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I also like to watch women doing domestic chores.

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axehelm. what an anglo-saxon surname. #monsterdon

Imagine preparing dinner for an indeterminate number of neighbors with only twenty minutes notice. #monsterdon

Woooo, what's the new iPone feature?
#monsterdon

It's not getting any less creepy!

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@CactuarJoe In #Monsterdon is it ever not time to be leered at

"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores." COULD THAT LINE BE ANY CREEPIER AKJDLFADKJFL

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murica's misogyny
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He wants a cum playroom. I’m not shaming, but… #Monsterdon

In 2024 terms this would be where he keeps all the fancy Transformers.

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Was wondering what he would do with the space above the garage, creepy mens club hang out, looks like

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The Robert Redford line is a clear reference, given Ross stared with him in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, which was a huge hit. She reprised her role in an ABC telefilm sequel in 1976 (right after this film) called Wanted: The Sundance Woman.

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yeah that's not creepy at all

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eugh. eugh eugh eugh. #monsterdon

Oh, is it time to be leered at? #Monsterdon

"and here's where we'll have the ritual sacrifices..."
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So a ring ding is like a miniature packaged chocolate cake?

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Wait he's taking them to the attic for their special men's club meeting?

Oh shit, that's the scotch and the ring dings in the developing solution. #monsterdon

If I've learned anything from the movies, it's that only good things come from dimly lit offices.
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No no, I'd love to have my wife mind controlled so I can get a promotion here at White Guys For The Future. #Monsterdon

"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores. It makes my pee pee tingle."

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@gnomon I hope they pass the Western Blot Test....

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@jonny Looks like you can order some here https://www.famousfoods.com/drridi2pa.html #monsterdon

Yeah, I'm team #GothamGirls #monsterdon

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DO NOT LET SOME OF THE GUYS MEET AT YOUR HOUSE do not do it sorry I yelled but it's important

Not David Warner is doing a pretty good David Warner impression here

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And with that we passed the Bechdel Test, but only just #monsterdon

It's probably too much to ask from a 1970s movies for these two to end up together, isn't it?

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#WhatGoodOldDays was true back then too

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Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Dammit I’m out of ringdings. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay I'm guessing the deal is everyone gets Lyme disease? I guess that would have been everywhere in the '70's though...

"He's really a Stepford Bear"

Nooooo! 😱

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@jonny i think they might be similar to twinkies???? #monsterdon

Wait. Is cute little coveralls lady hitting on our main character? Or is this passing the Bechdel test so hard it's just throwing me off?
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"Two things, I always carry: tampax and ringdings" she's perfect #monsterdon

what the hell is a ring ding, also I see we're all agreed she's a lesbian

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I guess some #monsterdon folks might not understand Bobby's comment about "squeezing the Charmin" https://youtu.be/L50tuag6iRs?si=QNqmdxUGlu09kflB

i love this new lady, i hope she's real and not going to be replaced/brainwashed in a day or two

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can anyone tell those of us who were not alive in the 1970's what in the fuck a ring ding is #monsterdon

Why the FUCK are you smoking in the dark room?!

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@diazona Ahh. I meant dedicated employees. It wasn’t even that long ago when it was the norm. Now that plastic bags are banned, cashiers don’t even bag as they go. They ask you if you’re a piece of shit who expects them to help you bag, though. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Get an ambulance.
It goes the wrong way.

Hmmmm.

He's really a Stepford bear.

Oh No!

The great '59 Ring Dings, a colelctor's item.

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a ring ding?

is that a marijuana euphamism or what?

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I like this dyke. Maybe she’ll save heroine protagonist #monsterdon

She's rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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ring ding for the win! lol
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I am also best in bed when the market is up.

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Walter’s scotch? Wtf
Separate drink cabinets or what
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Wow Bobby, this is not an 'Gilmore Girls" episode, you can talk on a normal speed.
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@himbovoorhees We just called it "Avocado". I did not know what an avocado was until decades later.

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#monsterdon Wouldn't be walking around in tall grass in CT these days.

My grass pollen allergy is ramping up just from the photography

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Ok, this is a clear Bechdel pass in a movie that doesn't deserve one.

Also I want Bobbie & our leading lady to run away together.

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or alternatively he committed to having his wife replaced

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#monsterdon _two women walk through a tall field of grass wearing short sleeves, discussing something other than lyme disease_

More accents showing up. This southern sounding lady is also from NYC?
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The Lone Free Woman tromping through the field in overalls 🤌 #monsterdon

#monsterdon a toilet paper joke?!

“…I'm Bobbie Marco…”
“Polo!”

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Bobbi Marko does not yet give Stepford wife energy.

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE STEPFORD TRIVIAS 🤖

👀 Look for Bobbie to be reading Time Magazine's article "Texas Tranquilizer". It's a real article about Lithium detected in El Paso's water.

And here it is
https://time.com/archive/6839240/the-nation-the-texas-tranquilizer/

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She’s wearing PANTS! She’s not a stepford
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Finally some real personality.

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@jammerb that was fast! #Monsterdon

@iris That works! 🎉

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I like her already

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hell yeah time for some dungareecore

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So 90% of the dialog is just flat out gaslighting - everyone's doing it to everyone 😱

Slow mundane filler alternating with teasers about what's REALLY going on

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no i come in 6-packs now. #monsterdon

It's disorienting to have actors who possess talent and a script written by a real writer in a #monsterdon film

subtitles: "I don't wanna squeeze the goddamn Charmander"

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He seems much less horny after the initiation! What did they do to him?

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"I love you, that's why it's okay that I'm kind of a jackass." #Monsterdon

Stepford bears for Stepford children #monsterdon

The man made it clear he's always wanted a fireplace. Is it that surprising to find him sitting there in the chair looking at a fire? #monsterdon

i'm expecting that he can't get a job and that's what his deal is right now #monsterdon

"They made me swallow a _bomb_! They have the controller! We can't move!"

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If this was in 2024 the guy being up late wouldn't be weird, he'd just be playing WOW or something

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@himbovoorhees Mainly as the source of the color of their refrigerators and wall phones.

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#monsterdon "it's not an initiation" ok walter nobody cares about all the different ways you can join clubs

I really love you! Enough to replace you with an object that looks and maybe kinda acts like you! #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@jammerb oh nooo I forgot to get a bingo card!

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#Monsterdon He paid a lot for this fireplace, and he's going to warm his ass by it and get his money's worth.

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Walter.

Very lackadaisical club by the sound of it
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@davesdogmaggie lol well if so, nobody told me

(I should clarify: there aren't dedicated baggers, it seems to happen when there's a lull in the number of customers, so the extra cashiers who have nothing else to do will help bagging)

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i don't know why you're asking your husband if he's alright. honestly you oughtta make him sleep in the living room all the time, from the sounds of it. #monsterdon

drunk as a skunk yet again

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This lady gets any more wispy we're gonna have to tie her down in the wind. #Monsterdon

The doll has moved to the mantle.

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