#monsterdon that's Mr Willis from the Jeffersons!

That was a very creepy thing to say, Claude #monsterdon

"He's the one who-" "Stutters"

Not going to even assume she was going to describe him based on his shoes or jacket?

#Monsterdon

Ewwwwwww #monsterdon

@trixter She wouldn't have to if they hadn't burned all the bras. #monsterdon

Dude worked on animatronics at Disney, didn't he.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

is it me or are the rooms in their house getting larger in every scene?
#monsterdon

"Who's talking about the kids? This is a *play*room, they ain't gonna be allowed in!"

I mean... not that it needed any help, but masterful job making that sound as creepy as possible, dude

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Where we gonna find a barn in this town?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Oh I like Mrs. Tampax & Ring Dings.

#monsterdon

just got home. trying to decide if i should jump into #monsterdon, which is already in progress. i may have seen this before but if so it would have been decades ago

"you don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy." i'm so unfamiliar with good writing during #monsterdon i'm not sure i know what do about it.

She's gonna put someone's eye out with those nips.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Creeper. Wow. That was super creepy. #Monsterdon

I'm not upset.
Everything's fine.

:ablobcat_hyperthinking:
#Monsterdon

That creepy men’s association… the more things change… #monsterdon

"I like to watch women do little domestic chores" geeeez as if you weren't already creepy enough Diz #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *shows off his sex dungeon to be*

#Monsterdon I hope these two ex-New York ladies hook up after they murder their husbands. They'd make such a cute couple. #Monsterdon

Steve Jobs, if he was born a decade earlier.

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@athena_rising
The station wagon was the SUV of the 70s!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

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Having to smuggle in Ring Dings.
Hard pass

"I like to watch women..."
In a British version of this movie this black turtleneck weirdo would be played by Christopher Lee.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

go ahead and fuck me up with prominent woody alto flute solos though #monsterdon

Creepy dude staring at the lady.
#monsterdon

Honey we’re moving now
#monsterdon

"Why do you they call you Jizz?"

uhhhhh

😉

#monsterdon

I also like to watch women doing domestic chores.

#Monsterdon

axehelm. what an anglo-saxon surname. #monsterdon

Imagine preparing dinner for an indeterminate number of neighbors with only twenty minutes notice. #monsterdon

Woooo, what's the new iPone feature?
#monsterdon

It's not getting any less creepy!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe In #Monsterdon is it ever not time to be leered at

"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores." COULD THAT LINE BE ANY CREEPIER AKJDLFADKJFL

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murica's misogyny
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He wants a cum playroom. I’m not shaming, but… #Monsterdon

In 2024 terms this would be where he keeps all the fancy Transformers.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Was wondering what he would do with the space above the garage, creepy mens club hang out, looks like

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

The Robert Redford line is a clear reference, given Ross stared with him in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, which was a huge hit. She reprised her role in an ABC telefilm sequel in 1976 (right after this film) called Wanted: The Sundance Woman.

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eugh. eugh eugh eugh. #monsterdon

yeah that's not creepy at all

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Oh, is it time to be leered at? #Monsterdon

So a ring ding is like a miniature packaged chocolate cake?

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"and here's where we'll have the ritual sacrifices..."
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#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Wait he's taking them to the attic for their special men's club meeting?

Oh shit, that's the scotch and the ring dings in the developing solution. #monsterdon

If I've learned anything from the movies, it's that only good things come from dimly lit offices.
#monsterdon

No no, I'd love to have my wife mind controlled so I can get a promotion here at White Guys For The Future. #Monsterdon

"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores. It makes my pee pee tingle."

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@gnomon I hope they pass the Western Blot Test....

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@jonny Looks like you can order some here https://www.famousfoods.com/drridi2pa.html #monsterdon

Yeah, I'm team #GothamGirls #monsterdon

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DO NOT LET SOME OF THE GUYS MEET AT YOUR HOUSE do not do it sorry I yelled but it's important

Not David Warner is doing a pretty good David Warner impression here

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

And with that we passed the Bechdel Test, but only just #monsterdon

It's probably too much to ask from a 1970s movies for these two to end up together, isn't it?

#monsterdon

#WhatGoodOldDays was true back then too

#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Dammit I’m out of ringdings. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay I'm guessing the deal is everyone gets Lyme disease? I guess that would have been everywhere in the '70's though...

"He's really a Stepford Bear"

Nooooo! 😱

#Monsterdon

@jonny i think they might be similar to twinkies???? #monsterdon

Wait. Is cute little coveralls lady hitting on our main character? Or is this passing the Bechdel test so hard it's just throwing me off?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

"Two things, I always carry: tampax and ringdings" she's perfect #monsterdon

what the hell is a ring ding, also I see we're all agreed she's a lesbian

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I guess some #monsterdon folks might not understand Bobby's comment about "squeezing the Charmin" https://youtu.be/L50tuag6iRs?si=QNqmdxUGlu09kflB

i love this new lady, i hope she's real and not going to be replaced/brainwashed in a day or two

#monsterdon

can anyone tell those of us who were not alive in the 1970's what in the fuck a ring ding is #monsterdon

Why the FUCK are you smoking in the dark room?!

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@diazona Ahh. I meant dedicated employees. It wasn’t even that long ago when it was the norm. Now that plastic bags are banned, cashiers don’t even bag as they go. They ask you if you’re a piece of shit who expects them to help you bag, though. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Get an ambulance.
It goes the wrong way.

Hmmmm.

He's really a Stepford bear.

Oh No!

The great '59 Ring Dings, a colelctor's item.

#monsterdon

a ring ding?

is that a marijuana euphamism or what?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I like this dyke. Maybe she’ll save heroine protagonist #monsterdon

She's rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Walter’s scotch? Wtf
Separate drink cabinets or what
#monsterdon

ring ding for the win! lol
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#TheStepfordWives1975

I am also best in bed when the market is up.

#Monsterdon

Wow Bobby, this is not an 'Gilmore Girls" episode, you can talk on a normal speed.
#monsterdon

@himbovoorhees We just called it "Avocado". I did not know what an avocado was until decades later.

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon Wouldn't be walking around in tall grass in CT these days.

My grass pollen allergy is ramping up just from the photography

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Ok, this is a clear Bechdel pass in a movie that doesn't deserve one.

Also I want Bobbie & our leading lady to run away together.

#Monsterdon

or alternatively he committed to having his wife replaced

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More accents showing up. This southern sounding lady is also from NYC?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

The Lone Free Woman tromping through the field in overalls 🤌 #monsterdon

#monsterdon a toilet paper joke?!

Bobbi Marko does not yet give Stepford wife energy.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

“…I'm Bobbie Marco…”
“Polo!”

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE STEPFORD TRIVIAS 🤖

👀 Look for Bobbie to be reading Time Magazine's article "Texas Tranquilizer". It's a real article about Lithium detected in El Paso's water.

And here it is
https://time.com/archive/6839240/the-nation-the-texas-tranquilizer/

#TheStepfordWives #TheStepfordWives1975

She’s wearing PANTS! She’s not a stepford
#monsterdon

Finally some real personality.

#monsterdon

@jammerb that was fast! #Monsterdon

@iris That works! 🎉

#Monsterdon

I like her already

#monsterdon

hell yeah time for some dungareecore

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

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So 90% of the dialog is just flat out gaslighting - everyone's doing it to everyone 😱

Slow mundane filler alternating with teasers about what's REALLY going on

#monsterdon

no i come in 6-packs now. #monsterdon

It's disorienting to have actors who possess talent and a script written by a real writer in a #monsterdon film