Game = gay. We all know it. #Monsterdon

Oh so those are like my mom's Special Brownies, that's why she's so fixated on her baking

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"I'm out now, aren't I?"

Not even close.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

frumpy dress award #monsterdon

Trying to defeat the monster by grassroots organizing, love it #monsterdon

Oh no she’s malfunctioning #monsterdon

"You know I shouldn't say this, but I just love my brownies!"

what??

#monsterdon

Well that was totally normal!

#monsterdon

That BBQ looks awful #monsterdon

SPLOOSH #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Neat audio change on the pullback. Like from a monitor speaker to life.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Maidenform bonfire is not the worst band name ever.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Marie has the widest ironing board in the known universe

#Monsterdon "you're a madman with your dreams of an alcohol-proof robot!"

That's a strange way to sit on a stool

#monsterdon

"I'm not contemplating any Maidenform bonfires, but..."

I AM MA'AM, DO IT #Monsterdon

Oooh, it's creepy lady after apology
#monsterdon
But it's still the men

Give Carol a Ring Ding, that'll put her back on an even keel #monsterdon

ok i take it back the two tone denim on the friend is the MVP so far #monsterdon

"You don't have to apologize, Carol!" "Not to us, we're messy bitches."

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon i love the friend. i bet we're setting her up for a dramatic personality change

@neia Huh, well, I wasn't watching too closely, I may have missed that

It's not just this movie though, the drawing thing has shown up in a bunch of stories and such in old-timey settings

#Monsterdon

we just felt it was important to make my wife publically humiliate herself as visible proof of our dominion over her. you know. #monsterdon

...So your husband sent you around to... Apologize to everyone? #Monsterdon

Roasting weenies? SYMBOLISM!?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

i also glitch out when i really like a particular snack

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

I'm getting the sense she's very invested in that recipe #Monsterdon

Uh oh. Looks like Holly Hobbie is having a breakdown...

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Quick! Somebody get her the recipe! #monsterdon

she core dumped

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

somebody jostle the needle, it's stuck in the groove. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Multiruffle dress-bot is stuck on dying if she doesn't get the recipe

Hm, I think someone's developed a programming fault. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon she's glitching!

if you could reclaim the hostess's upper fringe over a denim jacket that would not be a bad look either #monsterdon

Whups, somebody's throwing INT13s again

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon Oh, Christ. the evil mastermind isn't even married. Typical.

Get your bitchass away from the grill when I'm cooking or YOU'LL be medium well #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @davesdogmaggie Oooh yeah that makes sense

#Monsterdon

Bobby's pretty tall. IMDB has Paula at 5′ 9¼″ #monsterdon

"Welcome to Fantasy Island." #monsterdon

Beep boop boop beep beep beep #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Those sausages are completely burnt!!!!!! augh!

#monsterdon

@diazona@techhub.social I'm getting the vibe that it very much was not, but she was pressed to ignore it to protect her husband's social status — and then the dude turned out to be a famous artist.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

"Would you look at the food?"

"How about photographing it for a Save The Children poster?"

meow!

#monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel Oh damn. From the French Connection to the Addams Family. That is a hell of a great resume.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Lay lady, lay. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What was with the Holly Hobby dress in the foreground there?

I'm getting the vibe that drawing people around you without telling them was a normal thing to do in ye olde days 🤷

#Monsterdon

damn, is miss overalls really that tall? #monsterdon

My mom: "What the FUCK is that dress?!"

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Stepford Jazz!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

So, this is the place where man that don't want to have a real relationship go...
#monsterdon

what the fuck have you done to those hot dogs? #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

Truly first rate burns from Katherine, she's got this role 💞

Wait, this place is just Worst Fantasy Island, isn't it?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

OMG she thinks creepy drawing dude is the *best* of the bunch these are she shittiest men EVAR #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i'm guessing stepfordland's version of animatronic abraham lincoln has a harem

Is someone malfunctioning? Can she die . . . if she doesn't get this recipe?

#Monsterdon

"These are the people we have to live with, and they suit ME, and that's what matters."

#monsterdon

"what do they make, sleeping pills?" lolololol (okay, i'm really not sure what to do with good writing, #monsterdon, ya killin' me.)

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

"well he just happens to be a PhD from Berkeley" <-- proves her point

You may not realize, but tampons used to be considered dirty. Some of that sexuall liberation stuff.

Why does that wooden room look like bluebeard's chamber?

I LIKE TO WATCH WOMEN DO DOMESTIC CHORES.
Yikes!
#monsterdon

They all look like swingers.

"What do they make, sleeping pills?"

"No, B movies!"

"Same thing!"

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@strangefour I think some of the women mentioned coffee... briefly...

#Monsterdon

"New projects committee. They ought to start by working on themselves."

#Monsterdon

It is important to remember that art is mainly a commodity.

#Monsterdon

Missed a spot with that makeup remover... around the eyes... #monsterdon

"where's your sense of humor?" he's had it surgically removed. #monsterdon

@moira Why didn't you marry a lady android? #monsterdon

Yep... abuser vibes.

#Monsterdon

Wait wait... We have alot of smoking and drinking, but have we had a mention of coffee yet? This feels like a men talking about coffee kinda movie.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Dude does dishes and empties the ashtrays after a party. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ohnooooooo

Just tuned in. The quiana shirts are giving me throwback trauma.

#Monsterdon

Oh she has a really flat butt.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

#Monsterdon stalked! at the pta meeting

Oh dear lord that air is thick enough to spread with a knife. Indoor smoking, blech.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

I am going to say "well I think this has been a really successful meeting" after every meeting, now.

#Monsterdon

Now they pass around the sketches and take their pants off. #Monsterdon

Like most meetings, there was a lot of talking but I'm not sure they decided anything.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I bet that room *STILL* smells like stale cigarette smoke to this day.

@forestine This could be done whenever men chatter

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon ☎️ "hey honey can i bring home a bunch of smelly blowhards to smoke in our home? one of them wants to draw your facial features."

#Monsterdon you all talk while I sketch the new guy's wife. #stepfordwives1975

Drawing a detailed portrait of someone you've just met without their knowledge or consent, analogue creeping #monsterdon

The monster is the Male Gaze #monsterdon

These guys are really boring. #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I mean it wouldn't be a real men's club without cigars

It's just the rules

#Monsterdon

cakewalk should be more like a barcrawl tbh
#monsterdon

Yeah, of course this men are the most boring assholes around
#monsterdon

popping into @ryan 's live stream because it's easier than seeking ahead. thanks @ryan ! #monsterdon

@starkraving666 she's there to get them more drinks AND so they can sketch the designs for her replacement

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

She's right this is a very boring meeting

As a guy who can be awkward at a party, this guy drawing someone else's wife is a mood.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

this is honestly every neighbourhood association meeting

except for the weird drawing

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon

Never wear that turtle neck again.

#monsterdon this is. Weird

OH I just realized why she is there #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Wow, making a sketch? Dude gets creepier and creepier!
#monsterdon