I'm getting the sense she's very invested in that recipe #Monsterdon

Uh oh. Looks like Holly Hobbie is having a breakdown...

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Quick! Somebody get her the recipe! #monsterdon

she core dumped

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

somebody jostle the needle, it's stuck in the groove. #monsterdon

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Multiruffle dress-bot is stuck on dying if she doesn't get the recipe

Hm, I think someone's developed a programming fault. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon she's glitching!

if you could reclaim the hostess's upper fringe over a denim jacket that would not be a bad look either #monsterdon

Whups, somebody's throwing INT13s again

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon Oh, Christ. the evil mastermind isn't even married. Typical.

Get your bitchass away from the grill when I'm cooking or YOU'LL be medium well #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @davesdogmaggie Oooh yeah that makes sense

#Monsterdon

Bobby's pretty tall. IMDB has Paula at 5′ 9¼″ #monsterdon

"Welcome to Fantasy Island." #monsterdon

Beep boop boop beep beep beep #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Those sausages are completely burnt!!!!!! augh!

#monsterdon

@diazona@techhub.social I'm getting the vibe that it very much was not, but she was pressed to ignore it to protect her husband's social status — and then the dude turned out to be a famous artist.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

"Would you look at the food?"

"How about photographing it for a Save The Children poster?"

meow!

#monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel Oh damn. From the French Connection to the Addams Family. That is a hell of a great resume.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

@diazona some of the stores out here in MN will bring your stuff to your car; especially in the winter when they don't want the carts getting left in the snow. #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie

Lay lady, lay. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What was with the Holly Hobby dress in the foreground there?

#monsterdon 1975. So much polyester. The couches, the suits, the shirts, the women…

I'm getting the vibe that drawing people around you without telling them was a normal thing to do in ye olde days 🤷

#Monsterdon

damn, is miss overalls really that tall? #monsterdon

My mom: "What the FUCK is that dress?!"

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Stepford Jazz!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

So, this is the place where man that don't want to have a real relationship go...
#monsterdon

what the fuck have you done to those hot dogs? #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

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Truly first rate burns from Katherine, she's got this role 💞

Wait, this place is just Worst Fantasy Island, isn't it?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

OMG she thinks creepy drawing dude is the *best* of the bunch these are she shittiest men EVAR #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i'm guessing stepfordland's version of animatronic abraham lincoln has a harem

"They suit *me*!"

Yeah, who gives a shit about her opinion 9_9 #Monsterdon

Is someone malfunctioning? Can she die . . . if she doesn't get this recipe?

#Monsterdon

"These are the people we have to live with, and they suit ME, and that's what matters."

#monsterdon

"what do they make, sleeping pills?" lolololol (okay, i'm really not sure what to do with good writing, #monsterdon, ya killin' me.)

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"well he just happens to be a PhD from Berkeley" <-- proves her point

You may not realize, but tampons used to be considered dirty. Some of that sexuall liberation stuff.

Why does that wooden room look like bluebeard's chamber?

I LIKE TO WATCH WOMEN DO DOMESTIC CHORES.
Yikes!
#monsterdon

They all look like swingers.

"What do they make, sleeping pills?"

"No, B movies!"

"Same thing!"

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@strangefour I think some of the women mentioned coffee... briefly...

#Monsterdon

"New projects committee. They ought to start by working on themselves."

#Monsterdon

It is important to remember that art is mainly a commodity.

#Monsterdon

Missed a spot with that makeup remover... around the eyes... #monsterdon

"where's your sense of humor?" he's had it surgically removed. #monsterdon

@moira Why didn't you marry a lady android? #monsterdon

Yep... abuser vibes.

#Monsterdon

Wait wait... We have alot of smoking and drinking, but have we had a mention of coffee yet? This feels like a men talking about coffee kinda movie.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Dude does dishes and empties the ashtrays after a party. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ohnooooooo

Just tuned in. The quiana shirts are giving me throwback trauma.

#Monsterdon

Oh she has a really flat butt.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

#Monsterdon stalked! at the pta meeting

Oh dear lord that air is thick enough to spread with a knife. Indoor smoking, blech.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

I am going to say "well I think this has been a really successful meeting" after every meeting, now.

#Monsterdon

Now they pass around the sketches and take their pants off. #Monsterdon

"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores"
YUCK
#Monsterdon

Like most meetings, there was a lot of talking but I'm not sure they decided anything.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I bet that room *STILL* smells like stale cigarette smoke to this day.

@forestine This could be done whenever men chatter

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon ☎️ "hey honey can i bring home a bunch of smelly blowhards to smoke in our home? one of them wants to draw your facial features."

#Monsterdon you all talk while I sketch the new guy's wife. #stepfordwives1975

Drawing a detailed portrait of someone you've just met without their knowledge or consent, analogue creeping #monsterdon

The monster is the Male Gaze #monsterdon

These guys are really boring. #Monsterdon

“How about we switch ‘em… barn sale and a tag dance?”

#monsterdon #thestepfordwives

@Newpa_Hasai I mean it wouldn't be a real men's club without cigars

It's just the rules

#Monsterdon

cakewalk should be more like a barcrawl tbh
#monsterdon

Yeah, of course this men are the most boring assholes around
#monsterdon

popping into @ryan 's live stream because it's easier than seeking ahead. thanks @ryan ! #monsterdon

@starkraving666 she's there to get them more drinks AND so they can sketch the designs for her replacement

#monsterdon

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She's right this is a very boring meeting

As a guy who can be awkward at a party, this guy drawing someone else's wife is a mood.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

this is honestly every neighbourhood association meeting

except for the weird drawing

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#Monsterdon

Never wear that turtle neck again.

#monsterdon this is. Weird

OH I just realized why she is there #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Wow, making a sketch? Dude gets creepier and creepier!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon that's Mr Willis from the Jeffersons!

That was a very creepy thing to say, Claude #monsterdon

"He's the one who-" "Stutters"

Not going to even assume she was going to describe him based on his shoes or jacket?

#Monsterdon

Ewwwwwww #monsterdon

@trixter She wouldn't have to if they hadn't burned all the bras. #monsterdon

Dude worked on animatronics at Disney, didn't he.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

is it me or are the rooms in their house getting larger in every scene?
#monsterdon

"Who's talking about the kids? This is a *play*room, they ain't gonna be allowed in!"

I mean... not that it needed any help, but masterful job making that sound as creepy as possible, dude

#Monsterdon

Where we gonna find a barn in this town?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Oh I like Mrs. Tampax & Ring Dings.

#monsterdon

just got home. trying to decide if i should jump into #monsterdon, which is already in progress. i may have seen this before but if so it would have been decades ago

"you don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy." i'm so unfamiliar with good writing during #monsterdon i'm not sure i know what do about it.

She's gonna put someone's eye out with those nips.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Creeper. Wow. That was super creepy. #Monsterdon

I'm not upset.
Everything's fine.

:ablobcat_hyperthinking:
#Monsterdon

That creepy men’s association… the more things change… #monsterdon

"I like to watch women do little domestic chores" geeeez as if you weren't already creepy enough Diz #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *shows off his sex dungeon to be*

#Monsterdon I hope these two ex-New York ladies hook up after they murder their husbands. They'd make such a cute couple. #Monsterdon

Steve Jobs, if he was born a decade earlier.

#monsterdon

@athena_rising
The station wagon was the SUV of the 70s!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975