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He'd better hope she's taking Fred for a long walk I guess

I am so far slightly unclear if this is a feminist satire or a satire of feminism.

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I see the Elders have gathered... #Monsterdon

So that’s how ClaudeAI trains its LLM! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hrmm... maybe if I were made to apologize every time I got smashed, I... er... might not get smashed so much. 🤷‍♂️
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@Taweret The one with the circular spinny thing? #monsterdon

Is Tina even in the same room? #monsterdon

LOOK AT ALL THESE TAN SUITS.

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Did Levin name the dog Fred in homage to Scooby Doo? #monsterdon

Law Dude is feeling like a robot now.

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The dog has now been replaced by a robot. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I wonder how much meaning to take from the fact that sex is top of the list of potential discussion topics

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I’m up for bitching!

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@wohali that's exactly what I was thinking!

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#monsterdon "holy cow" is right!

OH NO FRED

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Uh excuse me no man would have smoothed out the comforter like that #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Tina Louise is 90 and I’m a bit shaken by that fact. #Monsterdon

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Do not show this movie to Elon.
The dude doesn't need any more ideas.

"holy cow" indeed
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😲
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'I'm not trying to be a leader or anything...' Joanna these ladies need a leader tho

Is the director messing with us? This "consciousness raising" session has one of the brunette wives wearing blue gingham and denim . . . with Tina Louise just sitting there. Ginger and Maryann reunited?

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#monsterdon oh no they federated with bluesky

Voice guy is extra creepy in 2024. Sure let's copy everything about how you speak. For "research" purposes. That's the ticket.
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#Monsterdon this is how they make those ai voices that replace actors :blobcatupsidedown:

Sounds less like a vocabulary thing and more like a disturbingly modernly relevant identify theft scheme

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@apLundell

You had to feed punch cards into a slot!

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Damn, their blank faces are quite scaring!
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I just really love Accent. On everything. #Monsterdon

Those collars could lift a 747

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sex, money, marriages. speaking of which, we heard a certain something the other day we probably don't have any shame in mentioning in public. #monsterdon

oh we are definitely getting into multi-desync territory. i'm gonna try to align versions after we're done because i didn't see any "different versions" entries in the imdb #monsterdon

Easy On! Like Easy Off! But legally distinct!

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@plaidtron3000 It's quid pro quo #monsterdon

The fashion in this movie are just wild.

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so much smoking and drinking in this movie
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Blackmail---it's what made this country great.

Now there is a woman who gets results.

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OK, Claude, "Identify me. My voice is my passport." #Sneakers

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@jonny i'm starting to hope that the wives are actually going to murder all the men

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I also have too much irony to be involved in one of your projects.

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"Isn't this kinda blackmail"

It's called getting paid, dickwad. #Monsterdon

blackmail, what made this country great. true. #monsterdon

And what some people are trying to use to make this country great again in the modern age, I suppose.

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"I won't use any of this to figure out your security questions, I promise."

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and your first car and favorite band, too

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this guy is a modern day^W^W 1970s Henry Higgins

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Consciousness raising? That's a term that feels dated.
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"just a lifelong commitme-- uh, hobby"

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oh no he's gonna make a deepfake but 1970s style

wait is this guy trying to train a LLM to replace her?
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ah. back before you could scrape the internet for everything ever made public, you had to do it in person. #monsterdon

Is that like a latex suit or did 'rubber suit' mean something else in the 70s?

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@Cherizilla Oh that's interesting, I always thought of it as something for rich people, not typical of suburbs

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@plaidtron3000 right?? there's a difference! #monsterdon

I know back in the day they'd turn any halfway successful movie into a TV show but I still don't see how they got Stepford and Son out of this

I mean everything else aside, literally everybody here is white

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"Also if you could give me your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet..."

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@sean ayahuasca more like it. #monsterdon

Oh good, you brough the woman with the TBI to the consciousness raising session.

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I'm interested

followed by

we moved here two months ago

there we are.

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Oh, to not know what a rubber suit was.

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"...a consciousness raising session"
“Will there be brownies?”

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Marie’s laundry room looks like the towel aisle at Bed Bath and beyond #monsterdon

Oh. We're in a voyeur movie now. Okay then.
Frank went to the Masters! Frank wins the Superbowl!
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Nowadays this wouldn't be necessary, they'd just need to get into your Google/apple account #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

#Monsterdon llllleeeeeeeeggggssss

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eeeeiiiuuuwww

a german virgo lol
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#Monsterdon #stepfordwives1975 I'm not sure if we should listen or sneak out... We should go.

Look. I like sex as much as the next guy. But if I had a woman telling me "you're the king" or "you're the master" that would _not_ be a turn-on. Good grief. #monsterdon

They killed and skinned Oscar the Grouch to carpet those stairs. #Monsterdon

@amyfou So glad she made it off the island #monsterdon

This was back in the 1970s when people played tennis for fun. #monsterdon

miss overalls has no idea about tennis, okay, she just enjoys watching the match. #monsterdon

Did the overly flattering sex scene make it into your versions, or was it cut? Am I the only person watching the 1h56m56s full version?

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"Consciousness raising session." What drugs are involved?

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what was the denim budget on this film out of interest

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And heeeere's Tina!

@lytta I didn't hear a "Mike" 🤷

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oh man there's sporty Stepford Wives???

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Ah, here’s the future victim of the patriarchy #monsterdon

And that red-headed tennis player is Tina Louise, from Gilligan's Island!

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Turns out they wouldn't have heard them knocking over the knocking #monsterdon

i am late to toots but watching!!
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I am also the king and the master.

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"Honey, what color carpet should we get for the stairs?"

"How about vomit green?"

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@blue I suppose we don't see that very much

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LEAVE the house kids

#Monsterdon "maidenform bonfire" is what i call making a sling for my molotov cocktails

This definitely wouldn't have been broadcast on 1980s UHF TV.

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@lytta the friend is too perfect i am treasuring every second we have before she is killed off #monsterdon

look, lady, I like you but don't barge into people's homes

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"I'm a natural-born barger." Perfection

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#monsterdon it's like they're trying to start and FnB among their art school friends

Oh it's Ginger. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Do things? I've got baking to do!

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"a natural born barger" i bet you are! #monsterdon

why did anybody want to dress her like that #monsterdon

Avocado carpet on steps!

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