so much smoking and drinking in this movie
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OK, Claude, "Identify me. My voice is my passport." #Sneakers

#monsterdon

Blackmail---it's what made this country great.

Now there is a woman who gets results.

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@jonny i'm starting to hope that the wives are actually going to murder all the men

#monsterdon

I also have too much irony to be involved in one of your projects.

#Monsterdon

Quid pro quo is blackmail, now? It's nearly the basis of society!

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"Isn't this kinda blackmail"

It's called getting paid, dickwad. #Monsterdon

blackmail, what made this country great. true. #monsterdon

And what some people are trying to use to make this country great again in the modern age, I suppose.

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"I won't use any of this to figure out your security questions, I promise."

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"We Stepford Wives…" THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

#Monsterdon

and your first car and favorite band, too

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this guy is a modern day^W^W 1970s Henry Higgins

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"just a lifelong commitme-- uh, hobby"

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Consciousness raising? That's a term that feels dated.
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oh no he's gonna make a deepfake but 1970s style

ah. back before you could scrape the internet for everything ever made public, you had to do it in person. #monsterdon

wait is this guy trying to train a LLM to replace her?
#monsterdon

Is that like a latex suit or did 'rubber suit' mean something else in the 70s?

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@Cherizilla Oh that's interesting, I always thought of it as something for rich people, not typical of suburbs

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@plaidtron3000 right?? there's a difference! #monsterdon

I know back in the day they'd turn any halfway successful movie into a TV show but I still don't see how they got Stepford and Son out of this

I mean everything else aside, literally everybody here is white

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"Also if you could give me your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet..."

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@sean ayahuasca more like it. #monsterdon

Oh good, you brough the woman with the TBI to the consciousness raising session.

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I'm interested

followed by

we moved here two months ago

there we are.

#monsterdon

Oh, to not know what a rubber suit was.

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"...a consciousness raising session"
“Will there be brownies?”

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Marie’s laundry room looks like the towel aisle at Bed Bath and beyond #monsterdon

Oh. We're in a voyeur movie now. Okay then.
Frank went to the Masters! Frank wins the Superbowl!
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Nowadays this wouldn't be necessary, they'd just need to get into your Google/apple account #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

#Monsterdon llllleeeeeeeeggggssss

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eeeeiiiuuuwww

a german virgo lol
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#Monsterdon #stepfordwives1975 I'm not sure if we should listen or sneak out... We should go.

Look. I like sex as much as the next guy. But if I had a woman telling me "you're the king" or "you're the master" that would _not_ be a turn-on. Good grief. #monsterdon

They killed and skinned Oscar the Grouch to carpet those stairs. #Monsterdon

@amyfou So glad she made it off the island #monsterdon

This was back in the 1970s when people played tennis for fun. #monsterdon

miss overalls has no idea about tennis, okay, she just enjoys watching the match. #monsterdon

Did the overly flattering sex scene make it into your versions, or was it cut? Am I the only person watching the 1h56m56s full version?

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"Consciousness raising session." What drugs are involved?

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what was the denim budget on this film out of interest

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And heeeere's Tina!

@lytta I didn't hear a "Mike" 🤷

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oh man there's sporty Stepford Wives???

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Ah, here’s the future victim of the patriarchy #monsterdon

And that red-headed tennis player is Tina Louise, from Gilligan's Island!

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Turns out they wouldn't have heard them knocking over the knocking #monsterdon

i am late to toots but watching!!
#monsterdon

I am also the king and the master.

#Monsterdon

"Honey, what color carpet should we get for the stairs?"

"How about vomit green?"

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

@blue I suppose we don't see that very much

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wait did she say "Mike" and then "Frank" or am i mishearing

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LEAVE the house kids

#Monsterdon "maidenform bonfire" is what i call making a sling for my molotov cocktails

"Messed a little with women's lib in New York" lol

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This definitely wouldn't have been broadcast on 1980s UHF TV.

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#monsterdon This movie would draw Sappho back from the dead just so she could punch through these mens guts and pull out their beating hearts.

okay, apparently, she's a natural born voyeur too. these two are peas in a pod. #monsterdon

@lytta the friend is too perfect i am treasuring every second we have before she is killed off #monsterdon

look, lady, I like you but don't barge into people's homes

#monsterdon

"I'm a natural-born barger." Perfection

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#monsterdon it's like they're trying to start and FnB among their art school friends

Oh it's Ginger. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Do things? I've got baking to do!

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"a natural born barger" i bet you are! #monsterdon

why did anybody want to dress her like that #monsterdon

Avocado carpet on steps!

#TheStepfordWives
#TheStepfordWives1975
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Game = gay. We all know it. #Monsterdon

Oh so those are like my mom's Special Brownies, that's why she's so fixated on her baking

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"I'm out now, aren't I?"

Not even close.

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frumpy dress award #monsterdon

Trying to defeat the monster by grassroots organizing, love it #monsterdon

Oh no she’s malfunctioning #monsterdon

"You know I shouldn't say this, but I just love my brownies!"

what??

#monsterdon

Well that was totally normal!

#monsterdon

That BBQ looks awful #monsterdon

SPLOOSH #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Neat audio change on the pullback. Like from a monitor speaker to life.

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Maidenform bonfire is not the worst band name ever.

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Marie has the widest ironing board in the known universe

#Monsterdon "you're a madman with your dreams of an alcohol-proof robot!"

That's a strange way to sit on a stool

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By "messed a bit with women's lib" she absolutely means making out with lesbians right

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"I'm not contemplating any Maidenform bonfires, but..."

I AM MA'AM, DO IT #Monsterdon

The One Free Woman's pants are just sooooo good

They also look like she wet herself, but still, soooooo goood

#monsterdon

Oooh, it's creepy lady after apology
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But it's still the men

Give Carol a Ring Ding, that'll put her back on an even keel #monsterdon

ok i take it back the two tone denim on the friend is the MVP so far #monsterdon

Recipe wife’s needle is stuck.

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"You don't have to apologize, Carol!" "Not to us, we're messy bitches."

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#Monsterdon i love the friend. i bet we're setting her up for a dramatic personality change

@neia Huh, well, I wasn't watching too closely, I may have missed that

It's not just this movie though, the drawing thing has shown up in a bunch of stories and such in old-timey settings

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we just felt it was important to make my wife publically humiliate herself as visible proof of our dominion over her. you know. #monsterdon

...So your husband sent you around to... Apologize to everyone? #Monsterdon

Listening to the women talk in this movie reminds me how I lost interest in amsr because all the creators who popped up when I looked for videos were pretty, super made up women #monsterdon

Roasting weenies? SYMBOLISM!?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

i also glitch out when i really like a particular snack

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