so much smoking and drinking in this movie
#monsterdon
OK, Claude, "Identify me. My voice is my passport." #Sneakers
@jonny i'm starting to hope that the wives are actually going to murder all the men
I also have too much irony to be involved in one of your projects.
Quid pro quo is blackmail, now? It's nearly the basis of society!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
"Isn't this kinda blackmail"
It's called getting paid, dickwad. #Monsterdon
blackmail, what made this country great. true. #monsterdon
And what some people are trying to use to make this country great again in the modern age, I suppose.
"I won't use any of this to figure out your security questions, I promise."
"We Stepford Wivesβ¦" THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW
and your first car and favorite band, too
this guy is a modern day^W^W 1970s Henry Higgins
"just a lifelong commitme-- uh, hobby"
Consciousness raising? That's a term that feels dated.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
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oh no he's gonna make a deepfake but 1970s style
ah. back before you could scrape the internet for everything ever made public, you had to do it in person. #monsterdon
wait is this guy trying to train a LLM to replace her?
#monsterdon
Is that like a latex suit or did 'rubber suit' mean something else in the 70s?
@Cherizilla Oh that's interesting, I always thought of it as something for rich people, not typical of suburbs
@plaidtron3000 right?? there's a difference! #monsterdon
I know back in the day they'd turn any halfway successful movie into a TV show but I still don't see how they got Stepford and Son out of this
I mean everything else aside, literally everybody here is white
"Also if you could give me your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet..."
@sean ayahuasca more like it. #monsterdon
Oh good, you brough the woman with the TBI to the consciousness raising session.
Oh, to not know what a rubber suit was.
"...a consciousness raising session"
βWill there be brownies?β
Marieβs laundry room looks like the towel aisle at Bed Bath and beyond #monsterdon
Oh. We're in a voyeur movie now. Okay then.
Frank went to the Masters! Frank wins the Superbowl!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
Nowadays this wouldn't be necessary, they'd just need to get into your Google/apple account #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975
RE: beige.party/users/GramrgednAngβ¦
#Monsterdon llllleeeeeeeeggggssss
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eeeeiiiuuuwww
a german virgo lol
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#Monsterdon #stepfordwives1975 I'm not sure if we should listen or sneak out... We should go.
Look. I like sex as much as the next guy. But if I had a woman telling me "you're the king" or "you're the master" that would _not_ be a turn-on. Good grief. #monsterdon
They killed and skinned Oscar the Grouch to carpet those stairs. #Monsterdon
@amyfou So glad she made it off the island #monsterdon
This was back in the 1970s when people played tennis for fun. #monsterdon
miss overalls has no idea about tennis, okay, she just enjoys watching the match. #monsterdon
Did the overly flattering sex scene make it into your versions, or was it cut? Am I the only person watching the 1h56m56s full version?
"Consciousness raising session." What drugs are involved?
what was the denim budget on this film out of interest
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
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And heeeere's Tina!
@lytta I didn't hear a "Mike" π€·
oh man there's sporty Stepford Wives???
Ah, hereβs the future victim of the patriarchy #monsterdon
And that red-headed tennis player is Tina Louise, from Gilligan's Island!
Turns out they wouldn't have heard them knocking over the knocking #monsterdon
i am late to toots but watching!!
#monsterdon
I am also the king and the master.
"Honey, what color carpet should we get for the stairs?"
"How about vomit green?"
@blue I suppose we don't see that very much
wait did she say "Mike" and then "Frank" or am i mishearing
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LEAVE the house kids
#Monsterdon "maidenform bonfire" is what i call making a sling for my molotov cocktails
"Messed a little with women's lib in New York" lol
This definitely wouldn't have been broadcast on 1980s UHF TV.
#monsterdon This movie would draw Sappho back from the dead just so she could punch through these mens guts and pull out their beating hearts.
okay, apparently, she's a natural born voyeur too. these two are peas in a pod. #monsterdon
@lytta the friend is too perfect i am treasuring every second we have before she is killed off #monsterdon
look, lady, I like you but don't barge into people's homes
"I'm a natural-born barger." Perfection
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
#monsterdon it's like they're trying to start and FnB among their art school friends
Oh it's Ginger. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975
Do things? I've got baking to do!
"a natural born barger" i bet you are! #monsterdon
why did anybody want to dress her like that #monsterdon
Avocado carpet on steps!
Game = gay. We all know it. #Monsterdon
Oh so those are like my mom's Special Brownies, that's why she's so fixated on her baking
frumpy dress award #monsterdon
Trying to defeat the monster by grassroots organizing, love it #monsterdon
Oh no sheβs malfunctioning #monsterdon
Well that was totally normal!
That BBQ looks awful #monsterdon
SPLOOSH #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975
Neat audio change on the pullback. Like from a monitor speaker to life.
Maidenform bonfire is not the worst band name ever.
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Marie has the widest ironing board in the known universe
#Monsterdon "you're a madman with your dreams of an alcohol-proof robot!"
That's a strange way to sit on a stool
By "messed a bit with women's lib" she absolutely means making out with lesbians right
"I'm not contemplating any Maidenform bonfires, but..."
I AM MA'AM, DO IT #Monsterdon
The One Free Woman's pants are just sooooo good
They also look like she wet herself, but still, soooooo goood
Oooh, it's creepy lady after apology
#monsterdon
But it's still the men
Give Carol a Ring Ding, that'll put her back on an even keel #monsterdon
ok i take it back the two tone denim on the friend is the MVP so far #monsterdon
Recipe wifeβs needle is stuck.
"You don't have to apologize, Carol!" "Not to us, we're messy bitches."
#Monsterdon i love the friend. i bet we're setting her up for a dramatic personality change
@neia Huh, well, I wasn't watching too closely, I may have missed that
It's not just this movie though, the drawing thing has shown up in a bunch of stories and such in old-timey settings
we just felt it was important to make my wife publically humiliate herself as visible proof of our dominion over her. you know. #monsterdon
...So your husband sent you around to... Apologize to everyone? #Monsterdon
Listening to the women talk in this movie reminds me how I lost interest in amsr because all the creators who popped up when I looked for videos were pretty, super made up women #monsterdon
Roasting weenies? SYMBOLISM!?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
i also glitch out when i really like a particular snack
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives