fred noooo ​:BlobCat_Googly_NotLikeThis:​

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Not Toto!!!

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#Monsterdon o_O

OK....did #Monsterdon take tonight off for New Year's??

Finally, safe
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is pool party dress peak ruffles?
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I almost used literally this exact scene ("a black family moved to town!") a few days ago as an example to explain what I thought pearl-clutching meant

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"I'm happy!"

Programmed that way, you know. #Monsterdon

@ricci I know I've seen a lot of gynoids over the weeks #monsterdon

Did that guy get bukkaked at the mens only meeting? Again, not shaming. #Monsterdon

Ohh, she's sitting in an Addams Family chair #monsterdon

"No, I'm going to walk him around the bathroom." #monsterdon

okay, well read internet is dead, guess I'll be enjoying the rest of this move sans-#monsterdon. (T_T)

This old lady NEEDS them all to know how not-racist she is, just popping out of the woodwork.

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and now issues of race enter the scene

@lytta that would be the accurate read of gender as villain, with everyone victims #monsterdon

OH WHOA RACISM OUT OF LEFT FIELD!

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Hat's off to the director and the camera operator who got this shot. #monsterdon

I realize this outs me as a basic bitch who's never read or seen _The Stepford Wives_ but is the thing that the husbands are as mind controlled as the wives

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That’s why you always keep your dog on a leash! #monsterdon

@apLundell I mean...

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Cop is not just a normal bastard but also a condescending one Stepford does nothing half way #Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Yeah, the first version I found was forty minutes shorter than what I'm on now. That's a very tight edit.

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Nice to see that the men's club has the police as their private guards while they're having meetings

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@jsadow

Response to this movie by feminists at the time was split in exactly that way.

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@paco They’re just very innocently sniffing the sheets. Totally normal. #Monsterdon

suggestion: this town should replace the husbands with snowbeasts instead

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He does not look _at all_ okay. wtf.

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#Monsterdon that "holy cow" needs to be a gif

Fred looks like he's about to explode. #Monsterdon

Who is the red headed tennis player?
I have seen this actor before.

They are getting her personal info.
Where is her VPN?

It took so long to get the floor to shine, I had no time to bake!

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Fuck the police! Run Fred!
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gorgeous car, that red one.

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Oh, you have random houses as historical landmarks? Guess we're not going to ever get infill.

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Ewwww, another man

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@lytta let's fund a remake

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"Some railroad tycoon built it"

Ah, so the town was *founded* by men who treat people like things. #Monsterdon

@iris @wohali I am one of those people who hasn't seen it 😛 but it's been spoiled multiple times in the feed already and also by 50 years of cultural references

(but I can edit in a content warning)

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it would be very funny if it turned out the women were actually replacing the husbands with robots

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Oh is he a mandroid?

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@nev
I think ring dings were snack cakes? #monsterdon

me sitting here waiting for a creature that is just a guy in a monster suit to come out of the bushes and flail at her

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@iris Hmm this sounds like a good idea

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Wait, I thought this lady was from New York. What the hell is she doing walking into a dark alleyway?

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Fred is into something! Maybe he is the Scooby-doo of this movie!
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You leave Manhattan for a couple weeks and suddenly you forget what leash laws are? #Monsterdon

Fred smells a Robot!

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This is not creepy AT ALL. Show 7 creepy old men up to your bedroom while your wife is out. #monsterdon

@moira Next they'll show you their pager that runs on Zip drives! #Monsterdon

Fred's chasing the Stepford Squirrels.

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Are there Stepford doggies?
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Oh no Fred....

Just now had the smoothing of the comforter ... yeah, there must be different cuts of this film out there.

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Now what???
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@wohali This hits different knowing that there are robots

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Rotary dial phones and General AI housewife slaves in the same time and the same universe.

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Fred's gonna get eaten by a coyote.

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i was about to say i think fred will be fine NOW IM SCARED AGAIN #monsterdon

In an unexpected turn of events, having watched this properly last night is giving me the necessary attention to follow the hashtag while re-watching, which I actually enjoy quite a bit. I think I'll make this my default #monsterdon mode.

Leading a group of creepy ass men into your bedroom to creep while your wife is out, so creepy #monsterdon

Does this people ever take off their suits?
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He'd better hope she's taking Fred for a long walk I guess

I am so far slightly unclear if this is a feminist satire or a satire of feminism.

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I see the Elders have gathered... #Monsterdon

So that’s how ClaudeAI trains its LLM! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hrmm... maybe if I were made to apologize every time I got smashed, I... er... might not get smashed so much. 🤷‍♂️
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@Taweret The one with the circular spinny thing? #monsterdon

Is Tina even in the same room? #monsterdon

LOOK AT ALL THESE TAN SUITS.

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Did Levin name the dog Fred in homage to Scooby Doo? #monsterdon

Law Dude is feeling like a robot now.

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The dog has now been replaced by a robot. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I wonder how much meaning to take from the fact that sex is top of the list of potential discussion topics

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I’m up for bitching!

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@wohali that's exactly what I was thinking!

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#monsterdon "holy cow" is right!

OH NO FRED

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Uh excuse me no man would have smoothed out the comforter like that #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Tina Louise is 90 and I’m a bit shaken by that fact. #Monsterdon

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Do not show this movie to Elon.
The dude doesn't need any more ideas.

"holy cow" indeed
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😲
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'I'm not trying to be a leader or anything...' Joanna these ladies need a leader tho

#monsterdon "Isn't that kind of, uh, blackmail?"

_extremely Alanis Morisette voice_ No that's just an exchange of one favour for another, nobody is using the threat of the release of compromising information to compel compliance

Is the director messing with us? This "consciousness raising" session has one of the brunette wives wearing blue gingham and denim . . . with Tina Louise just sitting there. Ginger and Maryann reunited?

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#monsterdon oh no they federated with bluesky

Voice guy is extra creepy in 2024. Sure let's copy everything about how you speak. For "research" purposes. That's the ticket.
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I have a feeling the women's club isn't as much fun as the men's club is #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is how they make those ai voices that replace actors :blobcatupsidedown:

Sounds less like a vocabulary thing and more like a disturbingly modernly relevant identify theft scheme

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@apLundell

You had to feed punch cards into a slot!

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Damn, their blank faces are quite scaring!
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I just really love Accent. On everything. #Monsterdon

Those collars could lift a 747

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sex, money, marriages. speaking of which, we heard a certain something the other day we probably don't have any shame in mentioning in public. #monsterdon

oh we are definitely getting into multi-desync territory. i'm gonna try to align versions after we're done because i didn't see any "different versions" entries in the imdb #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 It's quid pro quo #monsterdon

Easy On! Like Easy Off! But legally distinct!

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The fashion in this movie are just wild.

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