@davesdogmaggie but do the drapes match the carpet?

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@lytta I think we have to blame the 70's

#Monsterdon

I also lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist named Raymond Chandler.

#Monsterdon

It was the Umbrella Corporation behind it all

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

These kids are actually kind of good at throwing frisbees

Good form, just gotta work on their aim

#Monsterdon

@SRLevine @nev Ah fair, though I'm reminded of that run of moon-themed movies a few weeks ago...

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Raymond Chandler?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

by going for the environmental message we will be going for twice as many movies that are half as good in the same runtime #monsterdon

Her hat is composed entirely of fake flowers. #monsterdon

No Bobby, it's not the water, it's the Stuff #monsterdon

"There's something in the water that turns us into housefraus ..."

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

SON BE A DEEEEENTIIIIIST #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Not Computech! #monsterdon

It’s a lie, Tina Louise! It’s an implanted memory. God no!

#Monsterdon

@diazona @nev I'll cope to the confusion being normal, but the gender stuff here is bugging me in a way I don't like.

#Monsterdon

This is really dumb but I just thought they should make a version of Christine with like 15 station wagons.

#Monsterdon

@jonny wait the pool party that was 25 minutes ago? Where that one lady got stuck in a loop?

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@moira yeah, I've been wondering about that! I can't figure it out quite... they act so normal to each other but can't they at least tell the WHOLE SITUATION IS WRONG??? #monsterdon

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when they turn you, they put a floofy apron on you too, adding insult to injury.

#monsterdon Old lady springs out to hang a lampshade (her hat) on why everyone in this thing so far is paler than the the snow in last week's feature. Also cocaine chair spotted:

Charmaine has joined the collective #monsterdon

I guess she was brainswapped!
#monsterdon

Ginger’s in a pinafore dress.
#monsterdon

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oh no they got Tina Louise

@starkraving666 Also what Lithia, OR is named for. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I'm not married & hate housework, but I'd still do a Dawn commercial for free. I spill too much stuff on my clothes #Monsterdon 🤷‍♀️

like to put stuff that out of order, i'm assuming to be more of climax-adjacent "the robots are breaking down" or something? i gotta gather the versions #monsterdon

Just to drive home how evil these guys are. #thedogdies

#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

This is how Mitt Romney got the idea to put his dog on the roof of his car.

#Monsterdon

@SRLevine @nev To be fair this is not an unusual situation for #Monsterdon

NO, NOT FRED! 😱

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@CactuarJoe If something happens to the dog it'll be twice as gutting as any of the humans being attacked by monsters #monsterdon

Yes it's called lithiated water #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

@nev I've also never seen it and am both confused and uncomfortable.

#Monsterdon

Fred? Omg are you okay Fred!?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

@CactuarJoe Don't forget to also check WasTheDogCovertedToARobot.com first

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I just want to point out that's not how you'd take the surface off a tennis court. Even in 1975. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Stepford Queen. #Monsterdon

Fred was just a little too snouty for his own good.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"Hey kids, don't drown yourselves, Mom needs some girl-on-girl time!"

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

In another life, was she a Morticia? Before coming to Stepford...
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there must be an extremely abridged cut out there if some of y'all are just making it to the pool party #monsterdon

Blackmail: what made this country great #Monsterdon

Wait, What are they doing to poor Fred?
#monsterdon

fred noooo ​:BlobCat_Googly_NotLikeThis:​

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Not Toto!!!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon o_O

OK....did #Monsterdon take tonight off for New Year's??

Finally, safe
#monsterdon

is pool party dress peak ruffles?
#monsterdon

I almost used literally this exact scene ("a black family moved to town!") a few days ago as an example to explain what I thought pearl-clutching meant

#Monsterdon

"I'm happy!"

Programmed that way, you know. #Monsterdon

@ricci I know I've seen a lot of gynoids over the weeks #monsterdon

Did that guy get bukkaked at the mens only meeting? Again, not shaming. #Monsterdon

Ohh, she's sitting in an Addams Family chair #monsterdon

"No, I'm going to walk him around the bathroom." #monsterdon

okay, well read internet is dead, guess I'll be enjoying the rest of this move sans-#monsterdon. (T_T)

This old lady NEEDS them all to know how not-racist she is, just popping out of the woodwork.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

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and now issues of race enter the scene

@lytta that would be the accurate read of gender as villain, with everyone victims #monsterdon

I realize this outs me as a basic bitch who's never read or seen _The Stepford Wives_ but is the thing that the husbands are as mind controlled as the wives

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That’s why you always keep your dog on a leash! #monsterdon

@apLundell I mean...

#Monsterdon

Cop is not just a normal bastard but also a condescending one Stepford does nothing half way #Monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Yeah, the first version I found was forty minutes shorter than what I'm on now. That's a very tight edit.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Nice to see that the men's club has the police as their private guards while they're having meetings

#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

@jsadow

Response to this movie by feminists at the time was split in exactly that way.

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
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@paco They’re just very innocently sniffing the sheets. Totally normal. #Monsterdon

He does not look _at all_ okay. wtf.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon that "holy cow" needs to be a gif

Fred looks like he's about to explode. #Monsterdon

Who is the red headed tennis player?
I have seen this actor before.

They are getting her personal info.
Where is her VPN?

It took so long to get the floor to shine, I had no time to bake!

#Monsterdon

Fuck the police! Run Fred!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

gorgeous car, that red one.

#monsterdon

Ewwww, another man

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@lytta let's fund a remake

#monsterdon

"Some railroad tycoon built it"

Ah, so the town was *founded* by men who treat people like things. #Monsterdon

@iris @wohali I am one of those people who hasn't seen it 😛 but it's been spoiled multiple times in the feed already and also by 50 years of cultural references

(but I can edit in a content warning)

#Monsterdon

it would be very funny if it turned out the women were actually replacing the husbands with robots

#monsterdon

Oh is he a mandroid?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@nev
I think ring dings were snack cakes? #monsterdon

me sitting here waiting for a creature that is just a guy in a monster suit to come out of the bushes and flail at her

#Monsterdon

@iris Hmm this sounds like a good idea

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Fred is into something! Maybe he is the Scooby-doo of this movie!
#monsterdon

You leave Manhattan for a couple weeks and suddenly you forget what leash laws are? #Monsterdon

Fred smells a Robot!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

This is not creepy AT ALL. Show 7 creepy old men up to your bedroom while your wife is out. #monsterdon

@moira Next they'll show you their pager that runs on Zip drives! #Monsterdon

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Oh no Fred....

Are there Stepford doggies?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Just now had the smoothing of the comforter ... yeah, there must be different cuts of this film out there.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

Now what???
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@wohali This hits different knowing that there are robots

#Monsterdon

Rotary dial phones and General AI housewife slaves in the same time and the same universe.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Fred's gonna get eaten by a coyote.

#Monsterdon

i was about to say i think fred will be fine NOW IM SCARED AGAIN #monsterdon

In an unexpected turn of events, having watched this properly last night is giving me the necessary attention to follow the hashtag while re-watching, which I actually enjoy quite a bit. I think I'll make this my default #monsterdon mode.

Leading a group of creepy ass men into your bedroom to creep while your wife is out, so creepy #monsterdon

Does this people ever take off their suits?
#monsterdon