The dog is the best part of this movie #monsterdon

Oh no they got Bobby! #monsterdon

What is this tiresome leitmotif about everyone losing their virginity.

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Granted, this dog is SPECTACULAR!

@lytta doesthedogdie.com has good news here but i won't spoil #monsterdon

Oh my gosh that's such a big shaggy goober of a doggo!

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I bet she will come back brainswapped from the Plaza.
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Old English Sheepdog!!!! OMG!!
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BIG DOG
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oh they just? never found fred? fred is dead but they didn't explain him being dead????

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@iris I think the point is to do it without leaving her family behind

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This file from the Internet Archive is very choppy, and the audio keeps changing between the left and right channels. Very disorienting.

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#Monsterdon handsome ex-bf has a full head of hair and eyebrows to match

Noooooo don't do the weekend getaway!!!!!!

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@Sorl I thought it was Ed. #Monsterdon

survival instincts - establish a shibboleth so you know if either of you has been housewife'd and either needs to grab the other and take her to safety #monsterdon

Spinoff movie with Bobbie, exploring her sexuality.

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
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hurhurhur you're never coming back from that trip, miss overalls. #monsterdon

"...you never know what you may walk into"
“Yeah, Frank might be .... busy"

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OH NO HER REPLACEMENT WEEKEND oh no

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Lol uhhh #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Waddya callit when something nice happens just before something really really terrible happens?

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Ahaha, yes, America imperialism
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@iris He might actually be the only real nice person but I still think he *looks* evil

(though TBH the way he was getting all touchy-feely behind Joanna's back isn't doing him any favors)

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I still feel bad she thinks she has to ask permission to move. SHE CAN LEAVE. DO IT. GO. #monsterdon

They ought to be a whole lot more agitated about Fred going missing imo #monsterdon

@diazona what no, he looks like the only real nice person here! #monsterdon

The dialogue in this movie is horrible. 😂

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@amyfou
I believe that was an unused name at the time! The Computech we know didn't start till the 90s, right?

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The chemist looks evil 😢

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What they really should be asking for anything that might cause people to be suggestible or easily influenced.

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So the Claude guy invented the thing I have on my Apple phone now? (I said 150 words and now it can approximate my own voice when I can't speak. Hmmmm...)

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Hank was the same guy who was crying or something in the red car, right? #monsterdon

Obviously, this is before chemtrails were blamed for everything

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The problem is that they are asking for a "cleaner compeller" or something? *sigh*

Asking the right question is seriously hard!

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Hausfraus! #monsterdon

Men are turning the girls joyful and gay!?

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Right here, I don't understand why he wants to alienate Bobby. Why the secretiveness and the snark?

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@moira that must be the black family that's gonna move into town. #Monsterdon

She would hold out until he told her the plot of his next novel? So like was he a really, REALLY prolific writer? #Monsterdon

You can't just ask a chemist you just met again whether he's happily married. You have to let him marinate first #monsterdon

#monsterdon dude has never heard of amphetamines

I'm getting started very late to #Monsterdon tonight. I've never seen #TheStepfordWives. If I pick it up at 72 minutes into the film, do you think I'll be fine?

"I wouldn't want to drink too much of it"

just what I want to hear about my town's water

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Me to my married ex-girlfriends: “So… are you happy?”

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We're just a couple of normal adult women walking through a field to get to this swingset here....

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Whoever wrote that transition needs an award

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Who is next on the Holly Hobby dress measurement list?

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I'll get the guy I lost my virginity to help, like normal people.

@blue I'm rooting for them to pack a single bag and run for it

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@davesdogmaggie but do the drapes match the carpet?

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@lytta I think we have to blame the 70's

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I also lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist named Raymond Chandler.

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It was the Umbrella Corporation behind it all

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These kids are actually kind of good at throwing frisbees

Good form, just gotta work on their aim

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Something in the water in a small town in Texas causing people to be less violent? I think I read a Steven King short story about that going... very very badly.
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@SRLevine @nev Ah fair, though I'm reminded of that run of moon-themed movies a few weeks ago...

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"they teach courses in misfiling in those places"

yepppppp

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Raymond Chandler?

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by going for the environmental message we will be going for twice as many movies that are half as good in the same runtime #monsterdon

Her hat is composed entirely of fake flowers. #monsterdon

It's the Floride

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No Bobby, it's not the water, it's the Stuff #monsterdon

Is The Stuff in the water?

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"There's something in the water that turns us into housefraus ..."

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SON BE A DEEEEENTIIIIIST #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Not Computech! #monsterdon

It’s a lie, Tina Louise! It’s an implanted memory. God no!

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@diazona @nev I'll cope to the confusion being normal, but the gender stuff here is bugging me in a way I don't like.

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This is really dumb but I just thought they should make a version of Christine with like 15 station wagons.

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Now I want to see everyone's pencil portrait.
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@jonny wait the pool party that was 25 minutes ago? Where that one lady got stuck in a loop?

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@moira yeah, I've been wondering about that! I can't figure it out quite... they act so normal to each other but can't they at least tell the WHOLE SITUATION IS WRONG??? #monsterdon

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when they turn you, they put a floofy apron on you too, adding insult to injury.

#monsterdon Old lady springs out to hang a lampshade (her hat) on why everyone in this thing so far is paler than the the snow in last week's feature. Also cocaine chair spotted:

Charmaine has joined the collective #monsterdon

I guess she was brainswapped!
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Ginger’s in a pinafore dress.
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I wonder if the robots know that they're robots

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oh no they got Tina Louise

@starkraving666 Also what Lithia, OR is named for. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I'm not married & hate housework, but I'd still do a Dawn commercial for free. I spill too much stuff on my clothes #Monsterdon 🤷‍♀️

like to put stuff that out of order, i'm assuming to be more of climax-adjacent "the robots are breaking down" or something? i gotta gather the versions #monsterdon

Just to drive home how evil these guys are. #thedogdies

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This is how Mitt Romney got the idea to put his dog on the roof of his car.

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@SRLevine @nev To be fair this is not an unusual situation for #Monsterdon

NO, NOT FRED! 😱

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@CactuarJoe If something happens to the dog it'll be twice as gutting as any of the humans being attacked by monsters #monsterdon

Yes it's called lithiated water #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

@nev I've also never seen it and am both confused and uncomfortable.

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Fred? Omg are you okay Fred!?
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@CactuarJoe Don't forget to also check WasTheDogCovertedToARobot.com first

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Stepford Queen. #Monsterdon

I just want to point out that's not how you'd take the surface off a tennis court. Even in 1975. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Fred was just a little too snouty for his own good.

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"Hey kids, don't drown yourselves, Mom needs some girl-on-girl time!"

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there must be an extremely abridged cut out there if some of y'all are just making it to the pool party #monsterdon

In another life, was she a Morticia? Before coming to Stepford...
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Blackmail: what made this country great #Monsterdon

Wait, What are they doing to poor Fred?
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