Now I want to watch Carrie (1976). Too bad it's not online for free.

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Maybe find a gun and some gasoline to burn the place down? The fire poker might not be enough.
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UHH a little delayed reaction there lady???!!!?? #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

oh gods bobbys been ruffleized
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@neia she needs to discover the weakness! and then prepare! and then get the kids! and then blow up the critical infrastructure of the mind control beacon! busy day at work but she can manage it #monsterdon

Is this Blacula's house?

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TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF #monsterdon

Hey, the action heroine has arrived

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OH SHIT. Knocking him out first then asking questions. Good move.
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run lady, you are exactly where they want you!
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Don’t get into the potato, Joanna! #monsterdon

i think i have to focus entirely on the movie for a bit now #monsterdon

Now's a good time to hit him with the poker. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

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Is Fred gonna be in the old mansion??? I really hope Fred is gonna show up and save the day

@jonny@neuromatch.social I see you have experience blowing up towns!

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Y'all the stream cut out for me as Walter's flipping a magazine and then it comes back and he's bleeding on the floor oaijlkdjf

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Good job! #Monsterdon

clobbered him! i hope she clobbers the rest of them too!!

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thwack!!!
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See if this were happening in the cloud era they could just shut her down and spin up a new Bobby instance

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Beepbeepboopbeep

I thought we were friends!

Beepbapboopbeep

This is fantastic I LOVE it!

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#monsterdon Oh good girl!

i call this one, "man, alone, with consequences of own actions." #monsterdon

Make a note: Stabbing an android in the abdomen causes a malfunction. "I was just going to give you a coffee. I thought we were friends."

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hell yeah

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What are "ring dings?" Is it some kind of drug?

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This movie is heavy. Time for her to hike out.

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@Infoseepage
suboptimal

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ooooh snap

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ACAB
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Disk Error Data May Be Lost (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail #Monsterdon

i think bobby's already had her coffee. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like being impaled! >>/OLAFTHESNOWMAN<< ;)

Joanna... how could you do a thing like that
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Ow!

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such a good moment, with the knife

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no, actually stabbing was the shibboleth #monsterdon

joanna both very lucky and very unlucky in that moment

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That’s a great therapist TBH #monsterdon

ooo! okay! #monsterdon

♪ They put you in a plastic room ♫
♫ Inside a new cocoon ♪
♪ So the doctors can see you ♫
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No one needs a fresh-perked cup of coffee. At least offer drip.

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omg archaic is the literal shibboleth, but friendship is the actual shibboleth #monsterdon

@neia @amyfou you have to hold down the lever while you lift the handset, so that you can release it quietly after the handset it a couple feet away

I mean I assume

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ha! yes! ma'am, you are right, but please do not injure yourself. #monsterdon

Bobby has a knife... How are things going to turn out trying to get help from... Robo-Bobby the heartless automaton.
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It was tough keeping track of kids back then when you couldn't rely on Apple narc-ing on them for you #monsterdon

@MindTGap @akamran Yeah, or there should be a PeerTube stream running but I don't have the link handy

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Just so WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE, it is TWENTY THREE MINUTES until cat dinner time, are you guys LISTENING #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Oh no did we kill the stream? 😅

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oh lord, don't go to bobby. #monsterdon

Katharine Ross probably weighs 115 pounds and she about kicked his ass and that’s why she’s got to go. #Monsterdon

@arisummerland Well back in the old days... You need an office line or just a second number if it's a big family. Or maybe the previous owner just put in extras and heck still works.
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HI! #monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social To be fair, walter *is* making tons of money and there's the whole conspiracy

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@amyfou@lingo.lol I recall that making some conspicuous noise, though. Best not to risk it.

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@ColesStreetPothole I suspect stay-awake pills.

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#monsterdon bugger. The stream I was watching crapped out.

#monsterdon Man, I remember loving "Eight is Enough" as a kid. I streamed it recently and the husband was just this kind of jerk.

@amyfou she's used to cell phones, she doesn't know how phones in the past worked

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@nev oh nooooooooo

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man what happened to our alto flute solo past i want to get back to that, away from our fantastic planet e-piano stab present #monsterdon

If this psychiatrist thinks that Joanna is right, WHY is she giving her a prescription?

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Run lady, run! Run fast!
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Stabbing someone is the appropriate response if they were going to give you instant coffee. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

WHYYYY does my internet always cut out at the climactic part

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The parts of it that are real are what make it good. They only have to change parts, and let the human-ness do the rest. #monsterdon

Walter, that's battery. you should know that #monsterdon

damn-- lady-- i'm sorry about your kids but you might have to crawl out the window and down the snowdrift. #monsterdon

@diazona YES. Spiders, please save us!

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still needs more giant spiders #TeamSpider

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i think this might simply be the The Yellow Wallpaper of 70s cinema

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sssshit. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeah, on the one hand she's "going away for a few days" on the other hand, getting the f out of town is absolutely the right move. #monsterdon

She's taking pills... Uh, oh
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They're all tech bros!

Literal chills when she was like "like the robots in Disneyland"

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okay we should be getting to the reveal

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Blink doc.
You're freaking me out.

The shrink is "going away for the weekend"? Oh no.
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I'll you need is a nice weekend away with your husband

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@Taweret Unfortunately she cannot just say "It's like the Stepford Wives!" the way one of us would #monsterdon

Stepford is apparently the land of station wagons.

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It is actually true that Truro and Wellfleet used to be lousy with psychoanalysts.

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"How would they do that..." 👁️ 👁️
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"They draw our faces, and they tape our voices…" SO CLOSE

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is the psychiatrist brainswapped too?
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What weird doll or whatever is on the mantle?

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Well, Bobby, I don't like that dress. #monsterdon

@lytta Yes. For once the real monsters really ARE the friends they made along the way. #monsterdon

Run away!
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This psychoanalyst gets it

actually the forhers.com ad I got during the fight might have actually been a little more on the nose

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@ohiofi spider-pig, spider-pig #TeamSpider

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Omigod, look at Walter's shirt collar! He looks like the Flying Nun!

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#monsterdon It's not a fixation when a man does it, apparently.

Why was there an artistic shot of a drown rat? Teh hell?
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is that a dead rat or opossum or something

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Katherine Ross is the real monster, with that dangerous driving!

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