Stabbing someone is the appropriate response if they were going to give you instant coffee. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

WHYYYY does my internet always cut out at the climactic part

#Monsterdon

The parts of it that are real are what make it good. They only have to change parts, and let the human-ness do the rest. #monsterdon

Walter, that's battery. you should know that #monsterdon

damn-- lady-- i'm sorry about your kids but you might have to crawl out the window and down the snowdrift. #monsterdon

@diazona YES. Spiders, please save us!

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖#monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

still needs more giant spiders #TeamSpider

#Monsterdon

Oh no did she go to the same medical school as the ob gyn in Rosemary's Baby #monsterdon

sssshit. #monsterdon

i think this might simply be the The Yellow Wallpaper of 70s cinema

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeah, on the one hand she's "going away for a few days" on the other hand, getting the f out of town is absolutely the right move. #monsterdon

Before the pandemic you could get a Stepford wife in about 2 weeks. #Monsterdon

She's taking pills... Uh, oh
#monsterdon

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They're all tech bros!

Literal chills when she was like "like the robots in Disneyland"

#Monsterdon

okay we should be getting to the reveal

#monsterdon

"She'll be like one of those robots in Disneyland!"

#monsterdon

Yes, Listen to her
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Blink doc.
You're freaking me out.

The shrink is "going away for the weekend"? Oh no.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

I'll you need is a nice weekend away with your husband

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

like i guess there's going to be robots or something but we all know it's not really about that

it's about women losing their shit under gender norms and sexism and particularly as housewives in the suburbs

#monsterdon

@Taweret Unfortunately she cannot just say "It's like the Stepford Wives!" the way one of us would #monsterdon

Stepford is apparently the land of station wagons.

#Monsterdon

It is actually true that Truro and Wellfleet used to be lousy with psychoanalysts.

#Monsterdon

"How would they do that..." 👁️ 👁️
#monsterdon

"They draw our faces, and they tape our voices…" SO CLOSE

#Monsterdon

@lytta Watching so many B-movies has atrophied my subtext muscle #monsterdon

this entire movie sure is metaphorical

#monsterdon

is the psychiatrist brainswapped too?
#monsterdon

What weird doll or whatever is on the mantle?

#Monsterdon

Well, Bobby, I don't like that dress. #monsterdon

@lytta Yes. For once the real monsters really ARE the friends they made along the way. #monsterdon

a very bright women and recently widowed from her girlfriend you're allowed to grieve

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Run away!
#Monsterdon

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This psychoanalyst gets it

actually the forhers.com ad I got during the fight might have actually been a little more on the nose

#monsterdon

@ohiofi spider-pig, spider-pig #TeamSpider

#Monsterdon

Omigod, look at Walter's shirt collar! He looks like the Flying Nun!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's not a fixation when a man does it, apparently.

Why was there an artistic shot of a drown rat? Teh hell?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

is that a dead rat or opossum or something

#Monsterdon

Katherine Ross is the real monster, with that dangerous driving!

#Monsterdon

beautiful shot of isolation

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Get the flip outta there.

Your kids?

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

If your hubby invites you to go on a Special Date Weekend just GET AWAY NOW #Monsterdon

as soon as YOU get off your ass and start cleaning the floor, bitch, that's when. #monsterdon

Oh no! They got Bobbi!

#Monsterdon

The annual weekend at the plaza. #monsterdon

yeah, that's good parenting...
#monsterdon

*sits down angrily*

#monsterdon

@moira Mom I just wanted a Pepsi! #monsterdon

“We’ll never fight again kids I promise”
#monsterdon

slapping the soundboard button https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNWhS_05ow #monsterdon

INSTITUTIONED

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

It's social scenarios like this that soured the public on the Carter administration #monsterdon

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Jo. Anna. You have to stop when you see the schoolbus! Even if you're afraid to be robo-ed.

BOBBY NO! I take back what I said about the pencil portraits! :blobfoxcry:
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

NOOO! Not Bobbi :(

#Monsterdon

@moira I feel like the intersection of tradwife and consumerism is very intentional here.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

"You ever make it in front of a log fire?"

"Not with you."

Oooh! Sick burn!

#Monsterdon

She's driving that station wagon like it's the Dragula!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Bobbie, I hardly knew ye :( #monsterdon

Oh no don’t go to The Plaza #monsterdon

cue the evil dead chainsaw arm killdozer escape from stepford scene ASAP #monsterdon

Sassy Bobby was so much better than frilly Bobby #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Here, look at the pictures of children swimming that I took without anyone knowing... like a normal person?

Wow the nipples are perky in this movie.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

She's walking away, and it's important to watch her walk away. #Monsterdon

:( Bobbi's a gonner
#Monsterdon

I have to admit I couldn’t deal with the creepy and noped out of this week’s #monsterdon

That she is a photographer, and artist is great for this story. She is a crazy lady with a creative talent. She is expressive her true self. And she's up against... the opposite.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

noooooo #monsterdon

The a/c in the gallery is on high, apparently. #Monsterdon

The Plaza is the brain-swap operation lab?

I thought they'd be swapping the dog Fred for a robo-dog before they moved on to the latest wives.

#monsterdon

@amyfou It is like the sublime, the beautiful, and the picturesque but dumber.

#Monsterdon

What’s an ITTVP? #monsterdon

dammit

it was inevitable but

goddammit

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@JoeyBoughtACola But jean shorts aren't bellbottoms #monsterdon

First guy to make a robot out of that lady gets free beer for a year #monsterdon

Obligatory 1970s mentioning of losing one's virginity strikes yet again.

#Monsterdon

What is it you want from it all? That's the monster in this movie.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Lovely > good > nice.

#Monsterdon

@amyfou ahh. Poor Fred! #Monsterdon

"What is it you want from it all? Do you know?"
"I guess I want to be remembered."

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Jean shorts were huge in the 70s.

How do you amuse the kids? Seems like they are amusing themselves just fine just leave them alone #FreeRangeKids #GenX #Monsterdon

Today on Idiots in Cars

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Joanna and what's his name's kids were basically invisible this whole time how are there this many kids between her and her friend??

i mean, as someone who also doesn't like children, i get it, but like, figure it out dude, they're kids, not aliens. #monsterdon

@lytta I think this is the wait it out stage. #monsterdon

@jonny it's just very confusing how they never resolved the dog thing and then offhand mention he's gone... but i guess i WILL FIND OUT

#monsterdon

@fabio Kind of a theme in #Monsterdon TBH

#monsterdon does gen-x know all their conservative memes about garden hoses are in this movie, is that why it is a classic?

More belly shirts... and annoying children. But belly shirt and sheep dog!
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

DOG! DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA! Goddammit

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon they have a zip line! No fair, I always wanted a zip line. Phooey!