@blue no way is that actually how the remake goes lmao that is the worst possible version lmao #monsterdon
@jonny anything is better than the remake where Walter saves Joanna because he Loves Her, Actually and Diz is actually a Stepford *husband* because the whole town was his wife Glenn Close's idea #monsterdon
@starkraving666 At least the kids never have to ask whether we're fighting any more #monsterdon
oh this escalated quickly
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@diazona I usually wait until the last minute to find a copy, which is why I often get bad copies.
Aaaaaaand it seems that now that the movie is over, everyone is as creeped out as I remember being, sooooo yep.
#monsterdon
Iβve never seen the 2004 one but I almost kind of want to now, just to compare.
@Victorsigmoid Maybe she thought he could be (partly?) android and impervious to that kind of attack as a result. A magical weapon is required #monsterdon
@ramsey π
It takes a bit of poking around to find a good version, but somebody usually posts a good link at some point earlier in the week. Normally I watch the hashtag and download any link people share, then on Sunday I pick whichever one seems to be the best quality.
Seems like a film Laura Loomer could get behind #monsterdon
@lytta because that was fast
@diazona Ah, yeah. This one is so much better.
The incel association won! Nooooo #monsterdon
@lysdexic good thought
@nev It would be pretty awesome if the new black family in town was Mr. and Mrs. John Shaft. #monsterdon
I can't help but feel like that movie was an allegory on the whole phenomenon in many neurodivergant people referred to as "masking".
Like... in the end, it's "FIT IN, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!"
@jsadow did you actually just say that The Stepford Wives is ruined by its "mockery of suburban wives"
so am I to conclude that Fred the dog would not bleed now if cut? #monsterdon
@amyfou I was wondering if that's what she grabbed π
Bobbi's yellow sundress isn't very modest!
@yatsu It was not. #Monsterdon
FRED!!! #monsterdon
Oh wait, I've just been describing the 1% business relationships for the last few decades
#monsterdon
https://officemarx.party/@crazypedia/statuses/01JGATWDXANFCYEXW5TPBRDDD1
damn, I'll need a friends episode to get to sleep now.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Just occurred to me this movie can also be read as a neurodivergent forced into neurotypical behavior.
@apLundell@octodon.social Everyone who lived, that is.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
#Monsterdon Now we see the violence inherent in the system. #StepfordWives
Dammit. I missed #Monsterdon.
Carry on, my wayward friends.
And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
#Monsterdon
WHAT YEAR IS IT? #monsterdon
I think the basic intent of this movie is related to some version of second wave feminism but all the mockery of suburban wives kind of ruins it.
I actually can't tell if they bailed on the parallel stepford line? the criticism probably landed harder on 1970s audiences to just be like "men would rather have robots than actually be in a relationship with a woman" but it is a much less interesting point imo #monsterdon
@diazona This is the one I've been using. I'll download the one you linked now.
So ends another #Monsterdon. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting. Thanks also to all the posters and lurkers, and remember #Monsterdoners: I was just going to give you coffee. I was just going to give you coffee. I was just going to give you....
@amyfou@lingo.lol I'm thinking that's specific to Captain Disney and he just programmed it in by default.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
This would be a more convincing Long Island film if the guys took the trouble to debate the Islanders vs. the Rangers in passing #monsterdon
Blessed be.
next stop Neuralink
#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975
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OK but do dudes really like big floppy hats, long gathered skirts, and ruffles everywhere?
I feel like this movie is how the Republican Party devised its whole philosophy.
NOW she wakes up and runs? She should have kept the knife.
Definitely inspired by Freud's reading of ETA Hoffmann in "The Uncanny".
Hey, it's Prince Spaghetti Day!
oof, good shot of the new family there, having what might be one of their last actual conversations. #monsterdon
Marx, Christ, Wood and Wei
Gave to us this perfect day.
Thatβs an Ira Levin story alright. #monsterdon
With nylons. #Symbol
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975
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FRED. Why are you friends with Dis??? Face bite him!
#Monsterdon Well. There's the initiation.
and then they hvae the android kill the original??? eeeeeuuuuugggghhhh. #monsterdon
he likes to watch because of course he does
Soprano sax and harpsichord really makes this creepy as fuck doesn't it! Great music.
doggo!
Spooky mansion in a rainstorm!
that pan!!!! the revulsion in her voice!!!! aldkjflkdjla;l
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Joanna 2 just needs the eyeballs and she'll be done!
@lola that's the not quite ready part #monsterdon
Creepy mansion time! #monsterdon
#monsterdon Goddamn.
it's all in the eyes
#monsterdon
c'mon Joanne, don't let us down!
#monsterdon
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Get 'em, Fred!
That performance from Bobbie after JoAnna stabs her really is brilliant. #monsterdon
oo. oo. oo. okay, that's not creepy at all. lordt. #monsterdon
@jsadow mood.
#Monsterdon
I thought we were friends! #monsterdon
ma'am, you took just a little too long to kick back into gear. i'm not liking your chances, even with the Final Girl bonus. #monsterdon
Here, give me just a moment, I'm going to make this poker red hot before we move ahead.
Jo-Anna! ... How could you do a thing like that? #monsterdon
It's like watching a Waymo parking lot #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975
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Um, no!
#monsterdon because we can
And that's why 50 years later we are where we are
Ewww
Creepy
Ewww
Ewww
Ewww
#monsterdon
"because we can"
clobber him to smithereens pls
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives
Thereβs a lightβ¦ π΅
"Why? Because we can."
#monsterdon Fuuuuuuuck "because we can"
Where there's a way there's a will.
Pokertime
GAH!!!! #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975
I thought we were friends #monsterdon
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It's a TRAP!
@bigtuffal Just like the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, right #monsterdon
The malfunctioning robot is scary af #monsterdon
ssshiyt. #monsterdon
@sean oooh I would be down for that
I mean this movie is kind of too good to bring Blacula into it, but if we're going for the classic #Monsterdon experience that would be perfect
POW! Right in the uterus! #monsterdon
There's a big @blogdiva sized gap in my #Monsterdon TL tonight.
mmm, i think you shouldn't fall for that, Joann. #monsterdon
@BsCreativeLife Scooby-Doo taught me that
#monsterdon
Prince Mamuwalde comes down the stairs and decides to burn the place to the ground after he hears what's been going on. #HeadCannon #monsterdon
"Your figure's different" she was thin and now she's thin? #monsterdon
Where's that Max Max .gif? That's bait. #Monsterdon
is it just me or does this house have panopticon vibes
As you can see, #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch had every right to be worried!
@ramsey Huh I've been using this one https://archive.org/download/stepford-wives-1975-1080p-upscale-flac-hevc-10bit-x-265-spinna and the quality seems great π€·