"I like to watch women doing little, domestic chores."

That's not the least bit creepy.

#Monsterdon

"because we can"
clobber him to smithereens pls

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Oh I *loathe* this man #Monsterdon

There’s a light… 🎵

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"Why? Because we can."

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

#monsterdon Fuuuuuuuck "because we can"

Where there's a way there's a will.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

He just likes listening to the "Mommy" tape.

Nothing to be concerned about.

#Monsterdon

Pokertime

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

GAH!!!! #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

NOW, NOW, HIT HIM WITH THE POKER NOW #Monsterdon

I thought we were friends #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

It's a TRAP!

@bigtuffal Just like the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, right #monsterdon

The malfunctioning robot is scary af #monsterdon

ssshiyt. #monsterdon

@sean oooh I would be down for that

I mean this movie is kind of too good to bring Blacula into it, but if we're going for the classic #Monsterdon experience that would be perfect

POW! Right in the uterus! #monsterdon

There's a big @blogdiva sized gap in my #Monsterdon TL tonight.

SPOCK

HELP ME, SPOCK

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

mmm, i think you shouldn't fall for that, Joann. #monsterdon

@BsCreativeLife Scooby-Doo taught me that
#monsterdon

Prince Mamuwalde comes down the stairs and decides to burn the place to the ground after he hears what's been going on. #HeadCannon #monsterdon

"Your figure's different" she was thin and now she's thin? #monsterdon

Where's that Max Max .gif? That's bait. #Monsterdon

@gnomon Jinx #monsterdon

is it just me or does this house have panopticon vibes

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As you can see, #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch had every right to be worried!

Now I want to watch Carrie (1976). Too bad it's not online for free.

#monsterdon

@ramsey Huh I've been using this one https://archive.org/download/stepford-wives-1975-1080p-upscale-flac-hevc-10bit-x-265-spinna and the quality seems great 🤷

#Monsterdon

Maybe find a gun and some gasoline to burn the place down? The fire poker might not be enough.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

UHH a little delayed reaction there lady???!!!?? #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

oh gods bobbys been ruffleized
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@neia she needs to discover the weakness! and then prepare! and then get the kids! and then blow up the critical infrastructure of the mind control beacon! busy day at work but she can manage it #monsterdon

Is this Blacula's house?

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF #monsterdon

Hey, the action heroine has arrived

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OH SHIT. Knocking him out first then asking questions. Good move.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

#monsterdon POKER FACE

run lady, you are exactly where they want you!
#monsterdon

Oh shiiiit she’s gonna have to trade her life for her children isn’t she
#monsterdon

Don’t get into the potato, Joanna! #monsterdon

i think i have to focus entirely on the movie for a bit now #monsterdon

Now's a good time to hit him with the poker. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

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Is Fred gonna be in the old mansion??? I really hope Fred is gonna show up and save the day

@jonny@neuromatch.social I see you have experience blowing up towns!

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Y'all the stream cut out for me as Walter's flipping a magazine and then it comes back and he's bleeding on the floor oaijlkdjf

#Monsterdon

Why do people always purposefully cut themselves in the fingers? You NEED those things.

#Monsterdon

go go go go go lets do it its time #monsterdon

Good job! #Monsterdon

clobbered him! i hope she clobbers the rest of them too!!

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

thwack!!!
#monsterdon

See if this were happening in the cloud era they could just shut her down and spin up a new Bobby instance

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#monsterdon These wives would be amazing if they were just written in Rust! Go! Ruby! Python! PERL GOD DAMN IT. PERL. IT'S NOT ANY OF THAT! It’s.... COBOL!

Beepbeepboopbeep

I thought we were friends!

Beepbapboopbeep

This is fantastic I LOVE it!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh good girl!

i call this one, "man, alone, with consequences of own actions." #monsterdon

Make a note: Stabbing an android in the abdomen causes a malfunction. "I was just going to give you a coffee. I thought we were friends."

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

hell yeah

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What are "ring dings?" Is it some kind of drug?

#Monsterdon

This movie is heavy. Time for her to hike out.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

@Infoseepage
suboptimal

#TheStepfordWives #Monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives1975

ooooh snap

#Monsterdon

ACAB
#monsterdon

Disk Error Data May Be Lost (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail #Monsterdon

i think bobby's already had her coffee. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like being impaled! >>/OLAFTHESNOWMAN<< ;)

Joanna... how could you do a thing like that
#monsterdon

ssshit, joann, you need to leave, like, this instant. #monsterdon

Ow!

#monsterdon

such a good moment, with the knife

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no, actually stabbing was the shibboleth #monsterdon

joanna both very lucky and very unlucky in that moment

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That’s a great therapist TBH #monsterdon

ooo! okay! #monsterdon

♪ They put you in a plastic room ♫
♫ Inside a new cocoon ♪
♪ So the doctors can see you ♫
#Monsterdon

No one needs a fresh-perked cup of coffee. At least offer drip.

#Monsterdon

omg archaic is the literal shibboleth, but friendship is the actual shibboleth #monsterdon

@neia @amyfou you have to hold down the lever while you lift the handset, so that you can release it quietly after the handset it a couple feet away

I mean I assume

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ha! yes! ma'am, you are right, but please do not injure yourself. #monsterdon

Bobby has a knife... How are things going to turn out trying to get help from... Robo-Bobby the heartless automaton.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

It was tough keeping track of kids back then when you couldn't rely on Apple narc-ing on them for you #monsterdon

@MindTGap @akamran Yeah, or there should be a PeerTube stream running but I don't have the link handy

#Monsterdon

Oh, that's why the robowives have no time for anything. They take forever to cut vegetables.

#monsterdon

Just so WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE, it is TWENTY THREE MINUTES until cat dinner time, are you guys LISTENING #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Oh no did we kill the stream? 😅

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

oh lord, don't go to bobby. #monsterdon

Katharine Ross probably weighs 115 pounds and she about kicked his ass and that’s why she’s got to go. #Monsterdon

@arisummerland Well back in the old days... You need an office line or just a second number if it's a big family. Or maybe the previous owner just put in extras and heck still works.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

HI! #monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social To be fair, walter *is* making tons of money and there's the whole conspiracy

#monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol I recall that making some conspicuous noise, though. Best not to risk it.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

@ColesStreetPothole I suspect stay-awake pills.

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#monsterdon bugger. The stream I was watching crapped out.

#monsterdon Man, I remember loving "Eight is Enough" as a kid. I streamed it recently and the husband was just this kind of jerk.

@amyfou she's used to cell phones, she doesn't know how phones in the past worked

#monsterdon

@nev oh nooooooooo

#monsterdon

man what happened to our alto flute solo past i want to get back to that, away from our fantastic planet e-piano stab present #monsterdon

If this psychiatrist thinks that Joanna is right, WHY is she giving her a prescription?

#Monsterdon

Run lady, run! Run fast!
#monsterdon