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Get Out (2017) was influenced by The Stepford Wives, according to Jordan Peele in interviews.

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So much product placement! Cascade! Spic'n'span! Coffeemate! #monsterdon

I am absolutely not thin enough to carry off that shirt she's wearing, but it's an attractive look!

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The horrors of... HOME OWNERSHIP.
The past was a different country.
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disturbing number of bowl haircuts on that bus, u never see that in those retvrn memes

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That papa shirt. #monsterdon

that washer-dryer combo are still there and still work

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Wait so his wife has to have sex with him because they have a fireplace.

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@trixter I was raised to be a Stepford Tradwife, glad it didn't take. #Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon That doesn't look like the house they drove up to in the other scene. This one doesn't have a circular drive. #stepfordwives1975

“Can’t sit here”

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wuh-oh
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@lorgonumputz I think it's just a creepy mannequin

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There isn't a school uniform, but we dress our kids as if there were a uniform.

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Are the kids gonna all be little freaks too #monsterdon

W. EberFART amirite kids

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@ottaross not at all suspicious. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon miss those buses too

School bus or school of pirhanas? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon cult ass looking kids

Excellent shirt papa. #Monsterdon

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what is going on with his tshirt tho

What is that creepy mannequin thing?

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Why DID we move?

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"She cooks as good as she looks, Ted" delivered with exactly the level of unsettling creepiness that it deserves

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Okay, Tubi, any time now. #monsterdon

I mean, warming one's ass is important.

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#SplendaDaddy thinks casserole lady has a real 1-900-Phone-Sex voice.
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Holy hell that is a Dad shirt
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What does that shirt say? Papa Power?????

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"she cooks good as she looks Ted" creepy as hell

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#Monsterdon Ok, I do like the patchwork pattern. I had a lot of that stuff as a kid. I wonder if it could make a comeback.

"Why did we move?"

UH.

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Here for "The Stepford Wives". Surprisingly, I have never seen it!

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(I have renders running)

"Gosh, Doggie, sure is quiet here..."

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I bet the dog is a robot, too #monsterdon

Why does he know Ted already? #monsterdon

Man carries mannequin
Theme much?

Stepford wives
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You could just hand people casseroles without having to ask about food allergies or sensitivities in 1975 because those people died in childhood.

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"Where d'ya want this 1975 iPad?"
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also patchwork skirt *shudder*

Ahhh - I almost missed the coffee! Now we just need smoking to make it a truly American movie.

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rocks rocks rocks

my lot is lined with rocks

society won't understand but

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"Back to my home in the bushes..." #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Uh oh, impure thoughts already?!?!?
Say it ain't so!

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tonight we are on the lookout not for costumes as per usual, but for props, and the side bingo card is identifying all the 1970s appliances and kitchenware #monsterdon

I'm Carole Van Sant, and this is my husband Gus..... Can I tell you about Idaho?

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"I'm not allowed to drink anything on the job, lady. Except beer." That feels very 70s.

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#Monsterdon WE HAVE COFFEE SIGN!! #CoffeeWatch

Oh I didn't know Willliam Goldman wrote the screenplay--so it is going to be a real movie and not total cheese.

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Thinking about my parents' place where you don't have to lock your car doors because of people but it's a very good idea to lock them because of bears.

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She doesn't look impressed, but, damn, that's a big house!
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Well, at least they can drink ... bearh.

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Paula Prentiss was a star in the 1960s in a string of comedies #monsterdon

Coffee is not served #monsterdon

neighbour lady looks a little over-wound, don't you think?

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I am watching #TheStepfordWives1975 with my #Monsterdon family. So you might want to mute some hashtags for the next 90 minutes OR you could follow along. ;)

"I saw a man carrying a naked lady"
"That's why we're moving"
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#monsterdon "Screenplay by William Goldman" oh wow

Were McMansions a thing yet in 1975?

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@BsCreativeLife I'll let you know when the next naked lady (mannequin) carrying competition is

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#Monsterdon this place is a CROCKPOT

that's wild guys just looked like Bill Burr's dad in the 70's #monsterdon

Eeeeek! It's the first nosey neighbor!
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#monsterdon This intro feels like having a bowl cut and drinking pop out of a 16 oz glass bottle.

wait, i've seen this house, it's the Money Pit!

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Okay to be fair if I lived in a third story walkup and the other option was THAT HOUSE, I'd leave too. Jesus. #Monsterdon

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FRED! 🐕 💞

@JoeWynne in my defense i know nothing about the movie and have only ever heard the colloquial term (that maybe comes from the movie?) #monsterdon

@murph Grimes and Punishment

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MORE DRIVING SCENES #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

Driving and pointing at things, such fun! #monsterdon

Cop making sure they aren't Black as they drive by. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Rick Grimes.

I remember those toll booths on Long Island where you had to throw the change into a little basket #monsterdon

Hands up if you ever threw money in the bin there on 95, crossing into CT ✋

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OMG A MRS. BEASLEY DOLL

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@ricci @moira OMG no, that's awesome! (I want one...?)

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#Monsterdon "i never knew there was this much green in the entire galaxy"

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I already wanna punch the dad.

"daddy is that for coins or for pee?" "Depends upon what you've been drinkin', darlin!"

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They don't do station wagons libe this nowadays, unfortunately
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I like that the first shot is of yellow wallpaper.

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Oh, they're stopping off at Throgg's Neck for an ale and a look at the Adventurer's Guild notice board. #Monsterdon

The station wagon was clearly built before safety was invented.

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#monsterdon isn't Tina Louise Ginger from Gilligan's Island?

Carrying naked ladies around and I wasn't invited???? #monsterdon

@diazona It's making me uneasy. Especially from a 70s movie. I don't trust a good 70s movie from America.
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ah, bryan forbes of the stepford forbes, of course, of course

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I guess the realdoll is one way to try to sure urban decay

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@lytta In the movie and also in my life.

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#monsterdon miss those station wagons

the teddy bear petted the dog #monsterdon

My first car was the same color as their Ford ('73 Dodge Dart).

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and Patrick O'Cole as the beaver

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The foreshadowing isn't as hamfisted as usual, I gotta give it credit #monsterdon

Ok it’s been established the dad is a conservative and that’s why he wants to go to Stepford #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch is on duty!

Because the suburbs are *safer* than the city, amiright? No sex there. No chance your kids could be exposed!

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