I can't tell if they're enjoying it or not. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

The graceful ballet of movement in in microgravity

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Sparks can detect a Kim at 3km but not a small human at 3 metres.

#monsterdon

"what the hell was that all about?"
same. #monsterdon

I kind of just want the ship to blow up and the move to end here

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

"What the hell was that about?"

HE ASKS FOR US ALL

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

It's Good In Space #Monsterdon

"What the hell was all that about?" Yeah, we were asking ourselves the same thing... #monsterdon

@Lazarou yes

Or maybe no

...whaaaaaa 🤷

#Monsterdon

we didn't need to see slow motion sex tape of space:1999 guy

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

is this how sex works in the future?

#monsterdon

Wow, magnetic fields in space are weird.

#monsterdon

is this a metaphor? #monsterdon

this is some kind of interpretive dance... i ..i don't even...they should've shelled out for dancers...

#Monsterdon #TheShapeofThingstoCome

Trying to do zero g effects without any budget and accidentally just doing interpretive dance instead #monsterdon

they’ve gone plaid! #monsterdon

What *IS* this??? #Monsterdon

Looks like it is only 0-G on the y-axis

#monsterdon
#ShapeOfThingsToCome

you have to imagine zero-gravity here

#monsterdon

Okay, pause on the Star Trek, we need to do a 2001: A Space Odyssey for a bit. #Monsterdon

knowing how little ma'am's hair moved in the Canadian Winds actually helps me believe it's not just gravity that's preventing it from flying everywhere in this "zero G" moment. #monsterdon

i have no idea what's happening tho

#monsterdon

Sparks has some kind of vibrating function, I think we can all infer that #monsterdon

INTERPRETIVE DANCE! #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

Man, it took a really long time to scroll to the bottom of the universe

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Is the Starstreak falling into a wormhole? These folks would never survive in the Farscape universe.
#Monsterdon #ShapeOfThingsToCome

The cosmic ballet

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Why are we doing interpretive dance #monsterdon

well

this sure is a

scene

i guess

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Queue up the _dramatic waltz_!

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Oh neat, they're doing The Bolshoi at the Temporal Anomaly #Monsterdon

Fabulous slo-mo hairography!

#Monsterdon

OH GOD THEY'VE ENTERED THE SLOMO DIMENSION! #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

ballet? #monsterdon

Well, for those of you who thought this movie couldn't get any slower.... #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

ACT-ING!

#monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf I'm vaguely theorizing that they've mutated to stay eternally young #monsterdon

This scene is what the fuck are they doing some half assed interpretive dance make it stop oh god make it stop. #Monsterdon

if we could just have the last 30 minutes be more of this shrieking psychedelic end of the universe 2001 a space odyssey shit i would be ok with that #monsterdon

Worst.Seat belts.Ever. #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

They're going to end up in a strange room with a refrigerator full of blue food, and a giant space baby, aren't they.

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Who else think's Sparky's got a secret wine fridge compartment that's chilling up some Riunite on ice (that's nice!) for Kim right now?

#monsterdon

"There is no way of knowing... Which direction he is rooowing..." #Monsterdon

I have no idea how far anything in this movie is from anything else

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

#Monsterdon They've gone to...psychadelic!

Delta is ready when you are

#monsterdon

THEY'VE GONE PLAID #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

staying with the field orphans is looking pretty good now, isn't it?

#monsterdon

and apparently a few outside the ship as well. #monsterdon

The ship's being sucked into a spirograph drawing! #Monsterdon

@moira Ah, it all makes sense now. Not really #monsterdon

That was the most Donald Trump style explanation of a book I've ever heard. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

This movie is simply the best in playing just the wrong music for the scene.

Sparks set you up the bomb.

All your base belong to him

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial yep, that was him

this one's honest

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

did Sparks just say negro bush?!?! #Monsterdon

@ricci @jonny @srol If it involves the robot I'd stay for that

#Monsterdon

"You're the youngest man I know"

...What? What is that supposed to mean? Did we miss some plot point earlier where he's dynamic and ambitious or something? #Monsterdon

they've got a lot of mp3 visualizers in this space ship. #monsterdon

“You’re the youngest man i know!” is certainly a thing one could say. #monsterdon

Is Sparky a creep?

Don't laugh it off Jason, be an ally!

#monsterdon

why was he talking for so long ????????????????????????? #monsterdon

"you're the youngest man I know" #monsterdon

#monsterdon The bad guy sent sparks-bot on the kamikaze mission because he was horny and annoying right?

why isn't his hair starting to fall ou.. ooooh sorry

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“Kim, pull my readouts.” #Monsterdon

"What's it about?"

"well... 🤔"

I can relate, radiation guy, I can relate

#Monsterdon

"...there were a bunch of philosophers, and they invented the calendar so everyone could know how old they were!"

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

@moira Oh, he was the one in the oven roaster bag? I couldn't see very well #monsterdon

The Writer Reader One (1) Greek Philosopher Before He Wrote This Script And You Will Know About It. #monsterdon

Dude's trying to mansplain Percy Jackson to her #Monsterdon

Uh oh rad dad is a Western Civilization guy #monsterdon

"Resistance is few-tile Doc-tor."
#Monsterdon #ShapeOfThingsToCome

I was really hoping this would be an H.G.Wells book.
#monsterdon

we should rename flash drives to memory baffles #monsterdon

@jonny @srol I have this horrifying feeling this is going to end with a wedding too tho

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

This would be a great movie to fall asleep to. Glad for the Pepsi Mexico.
#Monsterdon

"rescued" meaning "looted"

#monsterdon

@strangefour relativity FTW

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial this one we know why. he's the one who snuck into the reactor room to fuel it manually.

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

He has no idea what this book is about. #Monsterdon

They're gonna get to Delta-3 with like 10 minutes to go in the movie, aren't they?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Governor Nikki is cute. Not the brightest move trying to sneak around a citadel in heels tho.🤔

So in the obvious star-wars parallel, is Sparks the Robot Han Solo?

#monsterdon

more robot master and his cape, please #monsterdon

Sorry Sparks, you’re no Johnny 5. #monsterdon

He's dying from radiation but no one else is affected. Seems odd #monsterdon

Man, these robots need some all-terrain beds

#monsterdon

I think Kim likes robots, if you know what I mean. #Monsterdon

“Hey Sparks… uhh… do you, I don’t know… vibrate?”

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe From the studio that brought you Sharknado

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva This is why the master computer is named alegra or whatever

#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

This "robot master race" trope is so not working for me with their abject failures. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

God, they're basically the banana guards from adventure time, right down to the siren #monsterdon

Oh, nevermind. They've got a nearly-fast-as-light drive.

#Monsterdon

i wonder how those sick orphans we abandoned are doing

#monsterdon

i dunno sparks, i'm not sure you deserve my sex tape

#monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Project: Moon Base was rolling credits right about now is all I'm saying #Monsterdon

We've GOT to get our transistor ACTIVATED

#Monsterdon

I am straining my imagination to picture these robots winning the robot wars

#monsterdon