I can't tell if they're enjoying it or not. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
The graceful ballet of movement in in microgravity
Sparks can detect a Kim at 3km but not a small human at 3 metres.
"what the hell was that all about?"
same. #monsterdon
I kind of just want the ship to blow up and the move to end here
It's Good In Space #Monsterdon
"What the hell was all that about?" Yeah, we were asking ourselves the same thing... #monsterdon
we didn't need to see slow motion sex tape of space:1999 guy
is this how sex works in the future?
Wow, magnetic fields in space are weird.
is this a metaphor? #monsterdon
this is some kind of interpretive dance... i ..i don't even...they should've shelled out for dancers...
Trying to do zero g effects without any budget and accidentally just doing interpretive dance instead #monsterdon
theyβve gone plaid! #monsterdon
What *IS* this??? #Monsterdon
Looks like it is only 0-G on the y-axis
you have to imagine zero-gravity here
Okay, pause on the Star Trek, we need to do a 2001: A Space Odyssey for a bit. #Monsterdon
knowing how little ma'am's hair moved in the Canadian Winds actually helps me believe it's not just gravity that's preventing it from flying everywhere in this "zero G" moment. #monsterdon
i have no idea what's happening tho
Sparks has some kind of vibrating function, I think we can all infer that #monsterdon
INTERPRETIVE DANCE! #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
Man, it took a really long time to scroll to the bottom of the universe
Is the Starstreak falling into a wormhole? These folks would never survive in the Farscape universe.
#Monsterdon #ShapeOfThingsToCome
The cosmic ballet
Why are we doing interpretive dance #monsterdon
Queue up the _dramatic waltz_!
Oh neat, they're doing The Bolshoi at the Temporal Anomaly #Monsterdon
Fabulous slo-mo hairography!
OH GOD THEY'VE ENTERED THE SLOMO DIMENSION! #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
ballet? #monsterdon
Well, for those of you who thought this movie couldn't get any slower.... #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome
ACT-ING!
@YsengrinWolf I'm vaguely theorizing that they've mutated to stay eternally young #monsterdon
This scene is what the fuck are they doing some half assed interpretive dance make it stop oh god make it stop. #Monsterdon
if we could just have the last 30 minutes be more of this shrieking psychedelic end of the universe 2001 a space odyssey shit i would be ok with that #monsterdon
Worst.Seat belts.Ever. #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome
They're going to end up in a strange room with a refrigerator full of blue food, and a giant space baby, aren't they.
Who else think's Sparky's got a secret wine fridge compartment that's chilling up some Riunite on ice (that's nice!) for Kim right now?
"There is no way of knowing... Which direction he is rooowing..." #Monsterdon
I have no idea how far anything in this movie is from anything else
#Monsterdon They've gone to...psychadelic!
Delta is ready when you are
THEY'VE GONE PLAID #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
staying with the field orphans is looking pretty good now, isn't it?
and apparently a few outside the ship as well. #monsterdon
The ship's being sucked into a spirograph drawing! #Monsterdon
@moira Ah, it all makes sense now. Not really #monsterdon
That was the most Donald Trump style explanation of a book I've ever heard. #Monsterdon
This movie is simply the best in playing just the wrong music for the scene.
did Sparks just say negro bush?!?! #Monsterdon
"You're the youngest man I know"
...What? What is that supposed to mean? Did we miss some plot point earlier where he's dynamic and ambitious or something? #Monsterdon
they've got a lot of mp3 visualizers in this space ship. #monsterdon
βYouβre the youngest man i know!β is certainly a thing one could say. #monsterdon
why was he talking for so long ????????????????????????? #monsterdon
"you're the youngest man I know" #monsterdon
#monsterdon The bad guy sent sparks-bot on the kamikaze mission because he was horny and annoying right?
why isn't his hair starting to fall ou.. ooooh sorry
βKim, pull my readouts.β #Monsterdon
"...there were a bunch of philosophers, and they invented the calendar so everyone could know how old they were!"
@moira Oh, he was the one in the oven roaster bag? I couldn't see very well #monsterdon
The Writer Reader One (1) Greek Philosopher Before He Wrote This Script And You Will Know About It. #monsterdon
Dude's trying to mansplain Percy Jackson to her #Monsterdon
Uh oh rad dad is a Western Civilization guy #monsterdon
"Resistance is few-tile Doc-tor."
#Monsterdon #ShapeOfThingsToCome
I was really hoping this would be an H.G.Wells book.
#monsterdon
we should rename flash drives to memory baffles #monsterdon
This would be a great movie to fall asleep to. Glad for the Pepsi Mexico.
#Monsterdon
"rescued" meaning "looted"
@strangefour relativity FTW
@Zerofactorial this one we know why. he's the one who snuck into the reactor room to fuel it manually.
He has no idea what this book is about. #Monsterdon
They're gonna get to Delta-3 with like 10 minutes to go in the movie, aren't they?
#Monsterdon Governor Nikki is cute. Not the brightest move trying to sneak around a citadel in heels tho.π€
So in the obvious star-wars parallel, is Sparks the Robot Han Solo?
more robot master and his cape, please #monsterdon
Sorry Sparks, youβre no Johnny 5. #monsterdon
He's dying from radiation but no one else is affected. Seems odd #monsterdon
Man, these robots need some all-terrain beds
I think Kim likes robots, if you know what I mean. #Monsterdon
βHey Sparksβ¦ uhhβ¦ do you, I donβt knowβ¦ vibrate?β
@CactuarJoe From the studio that brought you Sharknado
@blogdiva This is why the master computer is named alegra or whatever
This "robot master race" trope is so not working for me with their abject failures. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
God, they're basically the banana guards from adventure time, right down to the siren #monsterdon
Oh, nevermind. They've got a nearly-fast-as-light drive.
i wonder how those sick orphans we abandoned are doing
i dunno sparks, i'm not sure you deserve my sex tape
Project: Moon Base was rolling credits right about now is all I'm saying #Monsterdon
We've GOT to get our transistor ACTIVATED
I am straining my imagination to picture these robots winning the robot wars