I think on the one day they brought in Jack Palance for filming, they just asked him to smugly agree with a bunch of things instead of giving him a script #Monsterdon
Please let Kim and Niki exchange a few words #monsterdon
Watching on Tubi, and thus slowly falling behind.
Why is their technobabble so ... tedious. It's like they're using it for padding out run time.
Oh.
I love how most of the consoles in this movie are just TV station switching boards. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
@RufusJCooter @msbellows
We're all old down here.
#Monsterdon
I'll just, uh, spin, while you guys, do, uh, whatever
@CactuarJoe precisely the correct amount. #monsterdon
The magnetic field looks the same as peering through a crocheted blanket.
Jack's having too much fun here, how much cocaine do you think he was on during the filming of this movie? #Monsterdon
Rotating majestically in the sky like a holographic space god
Jack Palance was high af during the entirety of filming. #Monsterdon
I have many impressive things to show you in my citadel #monsterdon
WHY is the hologram spinning????
Is that grimacing or ecstatic smiling? At least they are back in their seats. #monsterdon
dang that's a pretty big tardis console
tell you what, if the New Year's Red Vs White gameshows on Japanese TV were like this, i might watch them. #monsterdon
"I MUST GO NOW! I AM GETTING DIZZY!"
@funkula Just like the cat filter on Zoom
Assert dominance by rotating your giant head and shoulders in your rival's face #Monsterdon
"Oh, sorry mate, let me just⦠sorry, gotta wait until I spin back around to finish that thought"
Jack Palance can't figure out how to turn off the "spin" command on his holo projector #monsterdon
Do the robots make those noises so we know they're coming like electric cars?
#Monsterdon
Why is Giant Holographic Omus spinning around like that is he just trying to annoy us to death? #Monsterdon
By having ships crash into populated areas this film anticipated 9-11 #monsterdon
he's no emperor garth let me tell you
WOW that falling-down-the-hill stunt looked really dangerous actually. I hope it wasn't and that's just very talented stuntwork, but I suspect it was exactly as dangerous as it looked
Wait, what's the emperor's name? #monsterdon
I wonder if Jack Palance and Sheev Palpatine get on holo conference calls about how to be smug emperors.
#Monsterdon #ShapeOfThingsToCome
If your robots can be defeated by medieval weapons you need new robots #monsterdon
"How marvelous to see you. Witness the back of my head! Didn't the barber do a great job?" #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome
it would be easier to take you seriously if you weren't rotating
@Taweret the long stick seems to be working pretty well, idk why some of them have short sticks #monsterdon
Keep your impressive things in your citadel, buddy.
#Monsterdon
Welcome to Palance Vision!
One of those weapons looked like a half shaft from a fucking Chevy Vega. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
Rotisserie emperor of Delta 3. #Monsterdon
I'm diggin' the robot commander on the hill up there, he seems like an able statesman. #Monsterdon
these robots have burly arms they must lift
They literally could have just run away to the side? #monsterdon
I saw like half a dozen other toots about the expression Jack Palace had just now. Dude fired a full arsenal right at the camera #Monsterdon
maybe gladiator weapons aren't the best choice for fighting robots idk
Oh, time dilation. I see.
opening a private tab and searching for "time dilation" on fetlife #monsterdon
I fast forwarded through the trippy part #monsterdon
Is she in pain? Is she orgasming? Is the doc? Is this supposed to be zero-G or drunken stumbling?
Of course the Professor and Blondie know each other, this dude gets around
Ok let's walk through the same late autumn Canadian woods, but to show it's another planet we'll play, like, jungle sounds
Can the robots correctly interpret euphemism? Or are they going to literally send out a reception committe? Snacks and beverages, a red carpet maybe? #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome
@CactuarJoe Canada contains multitudes. #monsterdon
@rberlim After the Great Robot War everyone went back to spear and shield technology for fighting #monsterdon
Hey look! Theyβre uniforms are just like ours but opposite! #Monsterdon
oh wow, the two plot paths are actually going to merge? #monsterdon
I like how they have "away" and "home" uniforms for when both teams are red and white. #Monsterdon
Someone can pinpoint a radio signal, but not spot the bright orange prison jumpsuits?
Jack Palance looks like a lunatic. #monsterdon
It's amazing how the planet Delta 3 looks in no way like rural North Carolina. #monsterdon
Finally Signioro Dictator has a chair to sit on. I was wondering if he was going to stand all day.
#Monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome
This ship is a piece of shit. It cannot fire, do anything as has an abysmal mileage. Sure it's a governamental program.
#monsterdon
Jack Palance looks so pleased waiting for his part of the movie to happen #Monsterdon
@lytta Presumably they're still there on Delta 3
At least I hope so otherwise this is complete nonsense
Why do flying saucers always make such irritating noises when they land? #monsterdon
Saucer Section Separated
VICTORY MUSIC
If I was just listening to the soundtrack I would've thought this #Monsterdon had ended 3 or 4 times already
@bunnyhero
Teleportation is more of a parlour trick than a tactical advantage
They don't have Radic-Q-2, but they do apparently have acid #monsterdon
if this bro doesn't start quoting Moby Dick, i'm gonna dock this movie points. #monsterdon
Heheh, Jack's just sittin' in his chair grinning away
"Wheee, I'm dictator for life, it's fun :D" #Monsterdon
you have a teleporting robot, you'd think you could do something with that #monsterdon
"what the hell was that all about" yeah we're asking ourselves that too bruv #monsterdon
STBY on standby
how long can STBY stay on standby because i'm stabby now
Not much of a manual override if you have to ask a robot to grant it, Jason #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Ooh, an interpretive dance section!
what the fuck is even going on #monsterdon
Okay, we're at Delta-3 with 30 minutes of runtime. I guess this is (supposed to be) the conclusion of Act Two?
So Jason is Luke, Kim is Leia, Sparks is Han Solo, Sparks is C3PO, Sparks is R2D2, Sparks is Lando Calrissian, and the old guy is Yoda
OMG - those are leather office chairs they're sitting in on the bridge of the Starstruck.
how can this go on for another half an hour?
#Monsterdon They fell out of their seatbelts!
@msbellows Not /that/ old!
Hell, Family Guy dropped a Riunite on Ice (that's nice!) joke!
@lytta Still hiding in the corn #monsterdon
why are these movies determined to give us incredible faces #monsterdon
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i won't say what that looked like
#monsterdon
approaching bowling ball
"what the hell was that all about?"
ROFL dude, if you don't know, we're all in trouble.
If I were the old dude, I would interpret this sudden interest in me on the part of Kim as flirting #monsterdon
so what happened to the red uniform people #monsterdon
Disney's The Canadian Black Hole (1979) #monsterdon
Mom: when the magnetic field scene ends "Was that good for you?"
What the hell WAS that all about???
Groovy interpretive dance with psychedelic background like an episode of Hilarious House of Frightenstein WTF was all that about? #Monsterdon
I don't know what that was about, but everyone on the ship is pregnant now #Monsterdon
@jonny honestly, if this isn't #monsterdon 's catch phrase.
"What the hell was that all about?" YOU TELL ME MAN IT'S YOUR MOVIE. #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome
Kim's still Time Dilated to five. She's giving birth to a clock. #Monsterdon
That's *our* question, movie! #monsterdon
"...I believe we have been through time dilation"
"PUSH!"