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Did you know you can pick any stage name you want that isn't already taken for the purposes of film credits? You can't have this one though: someone already lost that bet:
@Crazypedia Looks like they re-used ruins instead of building sets... And according to trivia this was shot back to back with Hercules. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
OMG they invented pants
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@randy_s Kinda questionable how much it was really ancient Greece, as opposed to some generic old timey period, but yeah pretty much
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I'only half paid attention to the #monsterdon #wrongFrogs double feature but that was the 7 Samurai set in ancient Greece with a Dollar-Store-Aaron-Copeland Western soundtrack, yes?
@Configures I would assume so, yeah
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@diazona The only leper with a speaking role? #Monsterdon
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I'm still not sure what happened and probably better off for it
Thanks @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!
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@diazona and some of the women looking longingly after the heroes riding off... #Monsterdon
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@plaidtron3000 They put the club on top, so I think it was the club guy's cairn. #Monsterdon
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Han is the true master of the Elder Wand
oh wait wrong mythos
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Somebody needs to be given a wedgie in this battle
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@diazona Oh yeah, them too. But also, as we see, it's a bad idea to drink and dance and fall into drunken stupor if you're NOT sure your village's attackers are all dead. #Monsterdon
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your funny feeling...is it itching, or burning? #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon
@Configures 🤷 makes as much sense as anything
I was thinking more of a couple villagers who I saw get killed, or so I thought
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@diazona Yeah, so they killed all the unconscious/wounded attackers and took their provisions which is why they're eating roast chicken etc.? #Monsterdon
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Speak up Han, I can't hear you over your muscles
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*to soldier* Do a kickflip! *soldier gets bashed in the head and flips over unconscious*
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Sending a few guys in first, you gotta have some trailers before the main feature (battle)
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Whichever woman that was that punched the dude in the stomach, I like her
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hehe I'm glad someone in the movie noticed the innuendo for once
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Frightened geese?
Have you ever *seen* geese?
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So the ugly ones are not worth saving huh
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were they just averse to pants or what #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 Emperors gonna emperor. #Monsterdon
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Better times were when things were getting yeeted into space every 10 minutes
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The sword seems to be stripping off the emperor's hair, I like it
Any fantasy story is vastly improved by a sword with a good sense of humor
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@diazona there was a silver jar but no one thought to blow it up apparently
The Roman welcoming mob
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"What muscles you have, my barbarian lord"
"All the better to yeet you into space with"
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Forget the rest of whatever's going on, let's hear more of this Roman drum and bugle corps
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where are the boobs tho #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon
Vendrix joins Hendrix in the 27 Club
lol I was kidding but, like, it actually is
"one test after another" and all that
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This is, like, Roman Hercules, except no lightsabers (yet)
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I am everlasting. like a gobstopper #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon
@LuluHelle That is NOT proper riding gear! However, I like how Anakora's yellow lipstick matches her gold jewelry. ... Wait, her SON? He's letting her live? I thought they were the death squad. #Monsterdon
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