A bunch of people died, time to have a dance party

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@nazokiyoubinbou that's really the game-changer!

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See this is why yeeting people into space is better, they don't come back

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stay out of this boy.. I mean girl or... forget the pronouns
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It is distributing me way too much how Medieval this whole thing is, can we just like pick a time period somehow?

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which Emperor is this exactly?

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@Terencio yes

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If you don't believe in draws, how about having a runoff

After all that is the literal purpose of a runoff

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@starkraving666 lactation

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Now on to https://miru.miyaku.media/ for The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983)

Same cast, lower rating \o/
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@strangefour @xansteel Agreed although honestly I'm not even sure Gladiators was actually any better

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@nazokiyoubinbou I would have got that, but the excitement and stage charisma were all overwhelming to me
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@forestine He talked too much! ;-) #Monsterdon
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@nazokiyoubinbou ok, so there are inconsistencies to say the least

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@allanb lol yeah but I find it funny that only one was credited and yet he got a number

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couple things from the double feature:
- i read this was supposed to be a companion Hercules movie but they renamed him at the last minute. Every time I read the H belt i thought yeah he gets that a lot but his name's Hal
- missed why they didn't like thst one guy so it seemed like they were just mean to him for no reason
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@diazona There were at least a dozen!
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"Leper 1" in the credits

that is the only leper

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aw sweet, a happy ending

Aside from all the dead people

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Well that was neat. Thanks @ryan and everyone 💪 #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

the 3 amigos!
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oh gosh, they start talking to one another and someone needlessly dies
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I wonder what space is up to

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The bad guys who attack from the back are never armed

It's the rules

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props purchased from the back of a Mad Magazine #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

[stab] [gurgles]

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Skinning people alive is not as amusing as yeeting them into space

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POV you are a sword #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

I mean I think we've established that being "against nature" is not a problem for these people

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cornelia and cornholio: the story
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god this is so bad what am i doing with my life #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

Oh there Lou goes throwing rocks again

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@strangefour I gotta say, I enjoyed the train-the-villagers montage. I also kept thinking "Sew! Sew like the wind!" -- The Three Amigos. #Monsterdon
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Interesting placement of that sword

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@diazona ducks, they're intimidating!
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Is that guy wearing a duck helmet

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I guess when you're immortal you don't feel compelled to bother with silly things like pants

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@Terencio well that's true, can he maybe just do that some more

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These Roman soldiers have the competence of stormtroopers

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@ricci not just you

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@tuckerm The log is hurled into Jupiter and turns into the Monolith from 2001? #Monsterdon
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I am bored with the lack of rolling heads

or, I mean, the lack of space jars and laser swords, but whatever

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I wonder what the gods are up to

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@Terencio

But your content is generating attention & excitement, with the chance to earn rewards!

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Did you know you can pick any stage name you want that isn't already taken for the purposes of film credits? You can't have this one though: someone already lost that bet:

@Crazypedia Looks like they re-used ruins instead of building sets... And according to trivia this was shot back to back with Hercules. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

OMG they invented pants

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@randy_s Kinda questionable how much it was really ancient Greece, as opposed to some generic old timey period, but yeah pretty much

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I'only half paid attention to the #monsterdon #wrongFrogs double feature but that was the 7 Samurai set in ancient Greece with a Dollar-Store-Aaron-Copeland Western soundtrack, yes?

@Configures I would assume so, yeah

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@diazona The only leper with a speaking role? #Monsterdon
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I'm still not sure what happened and probably better off for it

Thanks @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

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@diazona and some of the women looking longingly after the heroes riding off... #Monsterdon
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@plaidtron3000 They put the club on top, so I think it was the club guy's cairn. #Monsterdon
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Han is the true master of the Elder Wand

oh wait wrong mythos

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*hugs*

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Somebody needs to be given a wedgie in this battle

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@diazona Oh yeah, them too. But also, as we see, it's a bad idea to drink and dance and fall into drunken stupor if you're NOT sure your village's attackers are all dead. #Monsterdon
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your funny feeling...is it itching, or burning? #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

@Configures 🤷 makes as much sense as anything

I was thinking more of a couple villagers who I saw get killed, or so I thought

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@diazona Yeah, so they killed all the unconscious/wounded attackers and took their provisions which is why they're eating roast chicken etc.? #Monsterdon
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Speak up Han, I can't hear you over your muscles

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*to soldier* Do a kickflip! *soldier gets bashed in the head and flips over unconscious*

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Sending a few guys in first, you gotta have some trailers before the main feature (battle)

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Whichever woman that was that punched the dude in the stomach, I like her

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hehe I'm glad someone in the movie noticed the innuendo for once

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Frightened geese?

Have you ever *seen* geese?

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So the ugly ones are not worth saving huh

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were they just averse to pants or what #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou Good times 😛

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@plaidtron3000 Emperors gonna emperor. #Monsterdon
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Better times were when things were getting yeeted into space every 10 minutes

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The sword seems to be stripping off the emperor's hair, I like it

Any fantasy story is vastly improved by a sword with a good sense of humor

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@ricci disappointing

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@diazona there was a silver jar but no one thought to blow it up apparently

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