Multi-instrumentalist action. And the vocalist! <chef's kiss>

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am loving that neckline on Flora's dress.

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#monsterdon The english dub is amusing and funny. The pacing is a little off, like it's rushed. Lets just read this text and get on with it. hahahahaha

#monsterdon "Screen play by Alfedo Salazar"

We know who to blame

Poke him with a stick! That will help!

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i can't believe some of you are watching *another* aztec mummy movie (or maybe the same movie, in a way) #Monsterdon

@hollie OSHA requires all death chambers to have properly maintained escape doors

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When professors vehemently disagree

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@moira https://xkcd.com/1403/

(sorry I'm on a roll now)

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LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBRE!!!!

#Monsterdon #CurseOfTheAztecMummy

@moira Look at him, twirling his beard, grinning like a madman

#monsterdon

the pyramid was a swingers club, wasn't it?

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They have Dick Tracy watch phones?

#monsterdon

It may take a little something away from the gravity of the movie to have a superhero on speed dial

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@paco he might call tomorrow, or the next day though, it's a loose plan

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#monsterdon We're not going to hurt Flora, we're going to shoot her full of horse tranquilizers and make her do semaphore flag interpretive dance... whack... whack... whack...

honestly it's not the worst way I've ever heard a lab try to get funding

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@JoeWynne oh, so historical accuracy is your fault with this film? Interesting

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Funny to note now that the Aztecs did not mummify their dead.

#Monsterdon Double Feature
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he said she's gonna get it because she didn't finish the FAQ for the wiki

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This is so disappointing...

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still the whitest Xotchil in the history of all the Xotchils, OMG

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@hollie Every ticket comes with a free lobotomy

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A flashback again

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That kinda explains why the robot one was so bad. It was the flashback of the flashback of the flashback.

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@CactuarJoe NO it's the SECOND film. The one we just watched is like the third?

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OH FUCK ME THIS ONE'S FLASHBACKS TOO

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This Aztec mummy movie has more wrestlers than the one with actual wrestlers in the title.

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so, WAIT!

who was the guy with the BLACK mask in the earlier movie?!?!

also, did you see how he had to time his move so the car wouldn't run over him?

OMG

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"Men commit the most terrible crimes."

General. But true.

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I swear to god this series seems to have a unique ability to piss me off. First the Wrestling Women in which the Women do not Wrestle the mummy, and so it is not in any realistic way The Wrestling Women VERSUS the Aztec Mummy, and now the Robot vs The Aztec Mummy, which was less a movie and more a sort of

movie loaf

made of chunked and formed movie parts. #Monsterdon

Stick around folks, in five minutes we hit play on Curse of the Aztec Mummy, which is maybe just the 43 minutes of recap footage we've already seen? Maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all. Well, I say that about hitting play on most Monsterdon movies.

5 minutes countdown!

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They've known where the breastplate and bracelet are for five years. Why didn't someone just photograph the symbols in order to decipher it?
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44 minutes of previous film. Roughly. 20 minutes of new footage. Roughly. 15 minutes of spraypainted cardboard. Roughly. 64 minutes of brain assault. VERY roughly.

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AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAGHHH

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hahahahahaha perfection.
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@amyfou I think they only invented robot knees in the 80s.

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#monsterdon The end. All set. Plot actually did show up. Shocker.

and so the mummy fucked off somewhere and the film abruptly ended

ty for joining, everyone!

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#monsterdon Lots of groaning and moaning. Okay, the sexual revolution is over, everyone out of bed!

So the robot-mummy fight starts with 3 minutes to go. Well, "starts".

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so this is a set up, so we'll cheer la momia, isn't it?

also, i like how la momia is looking super mexica.

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turning a big dial that says 'Robot Kill' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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we are about to actually see "The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy"

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Apparently we are at some sort of climax somehow? What is even going ON in this movie???

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the guy with the black-rimmed glasses did what we say in Puerto Rico, LE LLENÓ LA CARA DE DE(D)OS

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dude still covering his face in the middle of the night, like we're gonna see his horrifying pachuco two-face.

c'mon man

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CPAP machines have gotten a lot more comfortable since 1958. #monsterdon

@diazona I started trying to riff on it and I was like, no, it's just the lamest guy in a suit, so lame they show his FACE to explain that it's actually.... a guy in a suit. 🤷‍♂️

#monsterdon

Dr Bat is what Elon thinks he is when he's in a ketamine bender. But he is not Dr Bat.

#monsterdon #ElonMusk

"I want to talk to the Police, urgent"

Try explaining this plot to them, and see if they listen

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"A human robot"

Behold, you have created one of the least useful form-factors for a robot!

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DR. BAT is a #techbro. of course he wants robot slaves

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I love how nobody ever gave robots knee joints for most of the 20th Century

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"I tortured many animals, with pleasure"

You pleasured them as torture? Dear fuck....

#monsterdon

how's your wife, the one i skullfucked only with my pasty white fingers?!?

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@Taweret@octodon.social The mummy testifying to a court that he was just stopping some thieves

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So he's using the Breastplate to build an army of zombie cyborgs to take over the world?

Don't tell RFK Jr this plot....

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Pachuco Two-Face!

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Love the 20th Century way of somehow looking classy while holding a cigarette, dressed in a suit and talking bollocks about an Aztec Breastplate at a party.

Whoa, Edward getting some action with Flora now....seemed a little out of nowhere..

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A theft of a human brain, you say?

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Ha! The cemetery watchman voice-over is golden.

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@JoeWynne @moira I think a recap could only be a few sentences, not whole scenes out of previous films. I see what they're doing here and it's not Art....but in a way it becomes Art for being so cheap

#monsterdon

I think I may have seen this film too many times at this point

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lol, the Watchman is back. Best character

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@jonny Polycules are a #monsterdon tradition!

@jsadow “How’s the motion picture?”
“Eh, it came with the frame.”

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#monsterdon Thyme! Rosemary! That bracelet! I want to touch them! Wooooo!

If you want to recreate the soundtrack #monsterdon

Interestingly, sufferers of PTSD tend to be high on the hypnotic susceptibility scale...and she was a human sacrifice in a past life. This explains everything.

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The cemetery groundskeeper is doing a shit job. No wonder it's full of miscreants. Would it kill ya to tidy up those crosses? Add some posies? #monsterdon

I really missed why that minion is always hiding his face, does he not want to be in this movie?

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you know this is a fantasy cuz Flora's gauze gown has not one wrinkle and her hair is totally on point.

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This is me trying to follow this plot. #monsterdon

Seriously though, poor Flora, always getting mindjacked and abducted

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Flora's not available right now, but if you leave a message at the beep... #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always have a pit full of rattlers on hand.

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"I dragged the thing out as much as possible, but the moment arrived when I could stall no longer. I finished it."

That sounds like a good description of this movie. They dragged it out as long as possible with recaps from previous films and then finished it...and still ended up with a 1h3m feature.

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#monsterdon “Permit me to continue" -- we would rather not.

Mummy used acid spit. It was super effective.

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"I dragged the thing out as much as possible..."

Well, yes

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i want that Luxor-like lamp right next to the settler colonialist

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Is this a sequel? Because I feel like I'm listening to an audiobook #Monsterdon 🤖 #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

I'm still confused by the explosion, did the professor just have a bunch of dynamite on him?

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Mummies fear Jesus? Ironic. #Monsterdon

Bury me wearing all my cursed jewelry

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Our "mummy" shows up around 17:40, which is way better than the last one we watched.

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@moira No! I demand robots!!!

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"We returned to desecrate the corpse one more time, in case of more gold"

Ah, Europeans abroad....

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it would actually be hilarious if the entire movie was flashbacks

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It would be kinda fucked seeing your previous body exactly how you remembered dying in it.

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@srol I was like, what, he's not gonna give them any credit for being smart enough to think of the dead-end? Racist.

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WTF?!?! was that EL SANTO?!?!

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it's hilarious they got rid of Las Luchadoras and replaced them with two more guys and, allegedly, a robot (which we haven't seen yet)

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First-rate archeology ALWAYS involves 10-year olds

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We're starting out strong with ✅ Ancient Artifact, ✅ Mad Scientist and ✅ Wearing Glasses

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"Only the men help me with this wall, the Ladies must watch helplessly....."

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Those wide hip director pants were a choice....

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This pilates class is next level.
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Aztec opera! #monsterdon