monsterdon replay · Best of The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy

This pilates class is next level.
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BTW seems like American audiences really didn't get enough of the Xotchil snuffing from the first moving.

Multi-instrumentalist action. And the vocalist! <chef's kiss>

am loving that neckline on Flora's dress.

#monsterdon The english dub is amusing and funny. The pacing is a little off, like it's rushed. Lets just read this text and get on with it. hahahahaha

Ben Zanin

gnomon

#monsterdon "Screen play by Alfedo Salazar"

We know who to blame

Poke him with a stick! That will help!

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David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

@hollie OSHA requires all death chambers to have properly maintained escape doors

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When professors vehemently disagree

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

@moira https://xkcd.com/1403/

(sorry I'm on a roll now)

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@moira Look at him, twirling his beard, grinning like a madman

They have Dick Tracy watch phones?

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David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

It may take a little something away from the gravity of the movie to have a superhero on speed dial

@paco he might call tomorrow, or the next day though, it's a loose plan

#monsterdon We're not going to hurt Flora, we're going to shoot her full of horse tranquilizers and make her do semaphore flag interpretive dance... whack... whack... whack...

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honestly it's not the worst way I've ever heard a lab try to get funding

@JoeWynne oh, so historical accuracy is your fault with this film? Interesting

Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

Funny to note now that the Aztecs did not mummify their dead.

#Monsterdon Double Feature
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he said she's gonna get it because she didn't finish the FAQ for the wiki

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This is so disappointing...

@hollie Every ticket comes with a free lobotomy

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A flashback again

That kinda explains why the robot one was so bad. It was the flashback of the flashback of the flashback.

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@CactuarJoe NO it's the SECOND film. The one we just watched is like the third?

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OH FUCK ME THIS ONE'S FLASHBACKS TOO

This Aztec mummy movie has more wrestlers than the one with actual wrestlers in the title.

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so, WAIT!

who was the guy with the BLACK mask in the earlier movie?!?!

also, did you see how he had to time his move so the car wouldn't run over him?

OMG

"Men commit the most terrible crimes."

General. But true.

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

I swear to god this series seems to have a unique ability to piss me off. First the Wrestling Women in which the Women do not Wrestle the mummy, and so it is not in any realistic way The Wrestling Women VERSUS the Aztec Mummy, and now the Robot vs The Aztec Mummy, which was less a movie and more a sort of

movie loaf

made of chunked and formed movie parts. #Monsterdon

@jsadow fabulous tombstone quote that...

Stick around folks, in five minutes we hit play on Curse of the Aztec Mummy, which is maybe just the 43 minutes of recap footage we've already seen? Maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all. Well, I say that about hitting play on most Monsterdon movies.

5 minutes countdown!

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44 minutes of previous film. Roughly. 20 minutes of new footage. Roughly. 15 minutes of spraypainted cardboard. Roughly. 64 minutes of brain assault. VERY roughly.

starkraving666

starkraving666@jorts.horse

AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAGHHH

Kyle

mobiustrip@hachyderm.io

hahahahahaha perfection.
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@amyfou I think they only invented robot knees in the 80s.

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Taweret@octodon.social

and so the mummy fucked off somewhere and the film abruptly ended

ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon The end. All set. Plot actually did show up. Shocker.

#monsterdon Lots of groaning and moaning. Okay, the sexual revolution is over, everyone out of bed!

So the robot-mummy fight starts with 3 minutes to go. Well, "starts".

so this is a set up, so we'll cheer la momia, isn't it?

also, i like how la momia is looking super mexica.

🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿

ohiofi

turning a big dial that says 'Robot Kill' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

we are about to actually see "The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy"

Apparently we are at some sort of climax somehow? What is even going ON in this movie???

the guy with the black-rimmed glasses did what we say in Puerto Rico, LE LLENÓ LA CARA DE DE(D)OS

dude still covering his face in the middle of the night, like we're gonna see his horrifying pachuco two-face.

c'mon man

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

CPAP machines have gotten a lot more comfortable since 1958. #monsterdon

@diazona I started trying to riff on it and I was like, no, it's just the lamest guy in a suit, so lame they show his FACE to explain that it's actually.... a guy in a suit. 🤷‍♂️

Dr Bat is what Elon thinks he is when he's in a ketamine bender. But he is not Dr Bat.

#monsterdon #ElonMusk

"I want to talk to the Police, urgent"

Try explaining this plot to them, and see if they listen

"A human robot"

Behold, you have created one of the least useful form-factors for a robot!

I love how nobody ever gave robots knee joints for most of the 20th Century

"I tortured many animals, with pleasure"

You pleasured them as torture? Dear fuck....

how's your wife, the one i skullfucked only with my pasty white fingers?!?

@Taweret@octodon.social The mummy testifying to a court that he was just stopping some thieves

So he's using the Breastplate to build an army of zombie cyborgs to take over the world?

Don't tell RFK Jr this plot....

Pachuco Two-Face!

Love the 20th Century way of somehow looking classy while holding a cigarette, dressed in a suit and talking bollocks about an Aztec Breastplate at a party.

Whoa, Edward getting some action with Flora now....seemed a little out of nowhere..

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sean

sean@skj.social

A theft of a human brain, you say?

#monsterdon 22 minutes left and no robot yet. I suspect we can't do ANYTHING after all, huh? Mr. Edward, with the fancy haircut and the not-tripping-on-tipped-over-crucifixes.

Ha! The cemetery watchman voice-over is golden.

I think I may have seen this film too many times at this point

lol, the Watchman is back. Best character

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

@jonny Polycules are a #monsterdon tradition!

Brad

bk1e

@jsadow “How’s the motion picture?”
“Eh, it came with the frame.”

#Monsterdon

bobert

If you want to recreate the soundtrack #monsterdon

Interestingly, sufferers of PTSD tend to be high on the hypnotic susceptibility scale...and she was a human sacrifice in a past life. This explains everything.

I really missed why that minion is always hiding his face, does he not want to be in this movie?

you know this is a fantasy cuz Flora's gauze gown has not one wrinkle and her hair is totally on point.

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

This is me trying to follow this plot. #monsterdon

TheREALPaulJohnson

Flora's not available right now, but if you leave a message at the beep... #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always have a pit full of rattlers on hand.

"I dragged the thing out as much as possible, but the moment arrived when I could stall no longer. I finished it."

That sounds like a good description of this movie. They dragged it out as long as possible with recaps from previous films and then finished it...and still ended up with a 1h3m feature.