#monsterdon #mastoween The green smoke means a new zombie pope has been chosen!

@sean the camera is about to fly and rotate into james bond's POV in N64 goldeneye #Monsterdon #mastoween

Got a mental clock counting down to the death of nudist girl there. This is precisely that kind of film. #monsterdon #mastoween

@sean i feel like we are loading a metal gear solid level or something #monsterdon #mastoween

obligatory pope joke here.
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I gotta say, this movie's doin' a bang-up job bolstering my confidence in Modern American Industry. #monsterdon #mastoween

@CactuarJoe that's okay, there's no scientific studies showing corpse reanimation is airborne #monsterdon

also chekhov's "i could operate that thing" while they are about to breath in all that zombie and plastic gas #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh great, aerosolize this corpse too, sounds like fun. #monsterdon #mastoween

"What are we gonna do? What are WE gonna do? Whaddya mean WE, my good bitch?" #monsterdon #mastoween

@athena_rising the posters too #mastoween #monsterdon

"Why do you have a bunch of rabid weasels?"
#monsterdon #mastoween

...Fudge? She said fudge? #monsterdon #mastoween

Y'all freaked out a *mortician* there has to be some kind of prize for that #Monsterdon #Mastoween

savvy choice of the mortician to wear the maroon tracksuit and be open carrying in addition to that heinously soaked smock #monsterdon #mastoween

Love that Sex and Death girl has a skull on the crotch of her shorts. Subtle.

#mastoween #monsterdon

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ¿cómo se dice cuando operan a los muertos? i hate that. #monsterdon #mastoween

Ernie is obviously used to his clientele moving unexpectedly. Nice quick draw there.

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so that means that the gas must induce some rapid generation of ganglia distributed throughout the body that can sustain the basic operations of movement and breathing and balance and whatnot. so that really is one hell of a zombie gas #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh hey, Brent Spiner! :P #monsterdon #mastoween

"f you man"
she's trying dude, are you paying attention?
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So the spinal column has a lot of sort of local computational centers called 'central pattern generators' that can do stuff like timing bipedal movement and whatnot but without the hindbrain you basically are lacking the computational substrate to run a body unfortunately even if you could keep nutrients provided to it somehow #monsterdon #mastoween

don't care how cheap these animatronics look, it's still disgusting.

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#monsterdon #mastoween “You mean the movie lied?!”

YOU MEAN THE MOVIE LIED!

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

oooo, a saw? couldn't find an axe somewhere, dude? #monsterdon #mastoween

Clu, I don't often say this, but I think you might have too much dignity for this film. #monsterdon #mastoween

ruined that absolutely excellent bald cap #monsterdon #mastoween

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
#monsterdon #mastoween

thank you.
#monsterdon #mastoween

Kid, I know you're a punk moron, but seriously even you have more brains than this. #monsterdon #mastoween

"well how do i know?"
dude, have you ever watched a zombie move?
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...The movie you guys said were lies earlier? #monsterdon #mastoween

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The Weeping Angel behind that girl is dying of second-hand embarrassment.

The problem is, what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. #monsterdon

ah, the tiddy portion of this evening's program.
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"i see."
same.
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Necrophiliac Ziggy Stardust here >_> #monsterdon #mastoween

I tell you, I can't think of anyone I'd rather have in a crisis than Screamy and Shouty the Pissyourself Protagonists >_> #monsterdon #mastoween

...Okay, that's almost as bad as the cat scene in Re-animator :/ #monsterdon #mastoween

#Monsterdon lmao these punk hooligans crack me up

"We aerosolized a corpse, get the Febreeze." #monsterdon #mastoween

the only thing worse than being killed by zombie gas is to survive zombie gas #monsterdon #mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween “And winning the award for the sleepiest exit from a car … Trash!”

Oh, hey, it liquified, nice. You guys breathed in some classic zombies. #monsterdon #mastoween

Never enter cemeteries with barbed wire topped concrete walls.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

"i ain't never knew nobody that died."
i believe we are about to fix that for you, sir.
#monsterdon #mastoween

@blogdiva Vapor thingy is unique to this movie. Still, you need to see the original asap.
#monsterdon #mastoween
#ReturnOfTheLivingDead
Watch party going on now. Filter out the hashtag if toots are annoying. Or join us!

please yes thrash teens are the only acceptable replacement when disco teens are unavailable #monsterdon #mastoween

christ ethel. #monsterdon #mastoween

Right right this movie is from a couple years ago so "I have to be accessible by phone at all times" is a plot point and a possible bone of contention #monsterdon

"Made by the army core of engineers."
Some of the most perfect timing in cinema
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jeez, i need a NORAD direct link in my den. #monsterdon #mastoween

His war room was decorated by the Spanish Inquisition. #monsterdon #mastoween

an entire blood red room. nice. #monsterdon #mastoween

just using that entire roll of paper towels, now that's just great characterization right there. #monsterdon #mastoween

I'm a fan of the simulated theremin soundtrack, that's nice :D #monsterdon #mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween type of guy who uses the entire roll of paper towel to clean the corpse viewing window on the corpse barrel.

Oh, they died! Oh, well, thanks movie. Thank you :D #monsterdon #mastoween

was writing this just as they kicked the barrel:
those body barrels had better release a shitload of dry ice and smoke and shit when they open
like i am psychic or something
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Well that went about as well as Elon breaking the Cybertruck window #monsterdon

OH SURE OPEN THE FUCKING CASKET #monsterdon #mastoween

C'mon kid, you're not the first new employee to get stuck with Dan the Conspiracy Theorist #monsterdon #mastoween

Such an eclectic group #mastoween #monsterdon

"Night of the living dead? You mean that movie we're filming a sequel to right now?" #monsterdon #mastoween

okay, i'm only 5 minutes late, i'm ready! #monsterdon #mastoween

Fuck yeah, 80s punks! Nice :D #monsterdon #mastoween

#Monsterdon #Mastoween
Loving the classic signage in the background - especially "Quarantine - Chickenpox."

It's funny to me because #ReturnOfTheLivingDead came out the same year I got chickenpox. 80s parents had parties to get their kids sick, it was a wild decade.

Someone's dad, it's a pop sicle :D #monsterdon #mastoween

Why... are the bodies on MEATHOOKS?

#monsterdon #mastoween #ReturnOfTheLivingDead

Another #monsterdon #mastoween starts with needing to calibrate myself to what types of guys we are in store for this week

Clu Gulager! :D #monsterdon #mastoween

4th of july weekend!
#monsterdon #mastoween

And, here we go ... The Return of the Living Dead

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

DARKNESS FALLS ACROSS THE LAND
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR IS CLOSE AT HAND
CREATURES CRAWL IN SEARCH OF BLOOD
TO TERRORIZE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (hit play now please)

#monsterdon #mastoween