what with the vapor thingy? i have yet to watch the original The Living Dead.

#monsterdon #mastoween

#Monsterdon #mastoween Chekhov’s third step

In case of emergency...

#monsterdon #mastoween #ReturnOfTheLivingDead

ewwww so the old guy is a body snatcher AND necrophiliac?!?!

#monsterdon #mastoween

#Monsterdon #mastoween There is no way those kids were friends, 80s dress codes say they are all from different cliques

Always wondered where the skeletons with perfect teeth come from.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

Have we wandered into a training video? #monsterdon #mastoween

#mastoween #monsterdon this is the place across the street from the dildo store by 4 seasons total landscaping isn't it

The following is true. No names have been changed because no one is innocent.

#monsterdon #mastoween

ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#monsterdon #mastoween #ReturnOfTheLivingDead

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
#monsterdon #mastoween

@jonny She deserves her own movie. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

#MonsterdonAlert

one more #mastoween movie left before we switch back to #monsterdon

@jonny kind of disappointing TBH, or it would be if I hadn't come to expect this from #Monsterdon #Mastoween movies

Time to fuck off into the nuclear fallout! Goodnight #monsterdon! #Mastoween #ReturnOfTheLivingDead

"there's nothing on the radio when you're dead."
i mean... facts.
#monsterdon #mastoween

And that's a wrap! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Fresh brains for everybody!

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

@cheribaker WHOA this is the first one i've seen without a bingo, and look at how many crossed off too #monsterdon #mastoween

"a come on!"
#monsterdon #mastoween

@yatsu It really was, I'm here for the zombie victory <3 #Monsterdon #Mastoween

super sad they just wasted the 5th element zombie, the most promising thing they were setting up for literally the whole movie and then just forgot about. literally what was the role of the thrash teens without her. #monsterdon #mastoween

A Rocks Fall Everyone Dies ending! That's fun. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"there have been complaints about burning skin." lolololololol
#monsterdon #mastoween

Heh. "Don't worry, the military will solve it!" :D #Monsterdon #Mastoween

for a movie to honestly take the "just nuke it from orbit" strategy is the most unexpected ending even though it is the most expected one #monsterdon #mastoween

@jonny @forestine "we had to pad out the script a bit, general" #monsterdon

They nuked Louisville! Oh no, think of all the sluggers! #Monsterdon #Mastoween

did they really just nuke louisville from orbit!?!?!? AMAZING! #monsterdon #mastoween

i really don't know much about zombie lore, but i feel like i am watching a project zomboid lore movie. this is great. strong thumbs up. #monsterdon #mastoween

Hmm. Same ending as Dr. Strangelove. #monsterdon

"The Eggs Have Hatched."

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

@joewynne @moira According to this they should have had 911 in Louisville in 1985, but it was new. https://www.bizjournals.com/louisville/stories/1998/01/05/focus2.html #monsterdon

I'm still rooting for the Bitch Queen of the Dead, btw. I hope she rules the world hereafter <3 #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@forestine "why didn't you call this number immediately." (WHAT GOES HERE) "that's undertstandable" #monsterdon #mastoween

is it possible these two have a mirror behind their bed? #yikes. #monsterdon #mastoween

there she goes, 5th element zombie gracefully leading the pack, she's a star #monsterdon #mastoween

Now *that's* police reform :D #Monsterdon #Mastoween

so, they've spent this entire movie fighting walking corpses, and they find a corpse in the basement, and just leave it there??? okay, they deserve whatever they get. #monsterdon #mastoween

the freaking home run whomp of the original zombie come on that is priceless #monsterdon #mastoween

I know you're here ... because I can smell your brainsssss....

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

Zombie ambush, these guys are entirely too clever. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

ACAZ: all cops are zombies #monsterdon #mastoween

wow, this dude's really going for it. props to him. #monsterdon #mastoween

so if the mortician guy is also toast, they must all be toast right. we've only got 15 minutes to resolve the widening zombie crisis #monsterdon #mastoween

Oh it's a full rich evening out here :D #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Clu'll be fine, he's somehow managed to become the protagonist, don't ask me how. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Hey, for once the DUDE sprained his ankle. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

i want to see 5th element leeloo level zombie shit from the hot punk zombie #monsterdon #mastoween

sledgehammer, also a good one. #monsterdon #mastoween

"two more corpses, everything's fine."
#monsterdon #mastoween

There's something about the little plastic wrap cops put on their hats. Fussy professionalism. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"i gotta man down."
not for long.
#monsterdon #mastoween

yes, shotgun. PZ tells me that is useful here. #monsterdon #mastoween

@yatsu Either that or she'll be the only one to survive. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"i'm not leaving freddie"
your funeral, ma'am.
#monsterdon #mastoween

they better learn that the lord and savior jesus christ cures the rapid mutation of the zombie gas in this little chapel #monsterdon #mastoween

Wee Chapel of the Dawn.
this movie is so perfect. mathematically wonderful.
#monsterdon #mastoween

...Oh please god do not let these two fuck -_-; #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Oh nice! Nekkid necrophiliac rises again as Bitch Queen of the Dead :D #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"hey man, fuck this."
truer words have never been spoken, sir.
#monsterdon #mastoween

@msh @blogdiva i guess we are getting canonical exposition rn tho lol #monsterdon #mastoween

I absolutely love the half-a-zombie.

#Monsterdon #Mastoween

"i wanna examine it"
listen, we've all seen ALIEN, and like, The Thing. we KNOW this ain't gonna go well. #monsterdon #mastoween

aw, he had such a nice haircut too, poor guy. #monsterdon #mastoween

PZ tells me you need a fire bomb and a sense of resignation. #monsterdon #mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween I guess one of the zombies ordered Dead Dash!

ambulance is here, dinner time! #monsterdon #mastoween

@lorgonumputz I am so here for this transition #mastoween #monsterdon

@trixter Least sensuous death by a necrophiliac ever, she's a disgrace to her copy of Faces of Death #Monsterdon #Mastoween

i'm having major flashbacks to my last project zomboid playthrough. #monsterdon #mastoween

conveniently sized piece of furniture there. #monsterdon #mastoween

Wow, I'm legitimately surprised! Let's hear it for cowards with guns. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

okay, at least he's appropriately nervous about the situation, but it isn't going to help him. #monsterdon #mastoween

#monsterdon #mastoween Black leather trench coat…check!

Aaaand the embalmer dies. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

"Dead people dont move around or talk"
Got a surprise for you, boo #monsterdon #mastoween

i think you're beyond "emergency" ma'am. #monsterdon #mastoween

combined with the ability to induce rapid ganglion generation all over the body, which would be necessary to sustain coordinated muscle action of eg. a severed forearm, we might be dealing with some kind of teratogenic compound that induces rapid genetic mutations. #monsterdon #mastoween

these poor guys, they just came to do a job, they didn't ask for this. #monsterdon #mastoween

IT'S PARTY TIME
#monsterdon #mastoween

Clock's runnin' down pretty fast for the nudist. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

casting call: we need a bunch of punks to run around in the rain for an hour or so. #monsterdon #mastoween

Wait, they ran BACK to the cemetery? Yeah, the zombies are absolutely smarter than the living in this movie. I think they deserve to rule the world. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

@Zerofactorial it's been so long #monsterdon #mastoween

The zombification gas seems to be relatively immediately effective against corpses, but takes hours to take over a live human host. So maybe there is some immune response that keeps the chemical at bay, or else it has to kill you first in order to induce zombification #monsterdon #mastoween

man, she JUST got that sheet, now she nude again. #monsterdon #mastoween

good riddance, sir. #monsterdon #mastoween

so the zombie gas must be a chemical, pharmacological agent rather than a biological agent like a virus if it can survive being burned, in a gaseous state, and then take action on contact through rain. that means that it must make use of some innate zombification receptors in the human body that also persist long after death, or induce some rapid mutation or activation of the genome to induce zombification, rather than contain its own DNA/RNA programming. #monsterdon #mastoween

...Problem-solving zombies? I think the undead might be the smartest characters in this movie. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Brains, huh? Gonna starve to death in this film, I think. #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Gee, didn't they close that lid ...

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Yep there it is #Monsterdon #mastoween

...Y'think the skeletons'll get up? That'd be cool :D #Monsterdon #Mastoween

Wow, an actual missing stair problem. #monsterdon

oops, the moaning and crying seems to have stopped. #monsterdon #mastoween

little too late for a doctor, dude, but sure, go on to the hospital, nothing could go wrong. #monsterdon #mastoween

Frank's not here right now, please leave a message. #monsterdon #mastoween

Pretty sure the burning plan would work in most circumstances #monsterdon #mastoween

rain is just about the best case scenario for limiting mass aerosol spread of zombie gas #monsterdon #mastoween

man, those jeans. so 80s. #monsterdon #mastoween