i was a teenager during the 1980s and i can assure you there were more places to hang out than just a cemetery.
There's a mortuary across the street from the medical supply lab and cemetery.
What, is the zoning in this neighborhood set to "creepy"?
this would have never happened had this job been unionized
i knew Ernie reminded of someone...
we did take our boom boxes everywhere during the 1980s, so there's that.
the guy that just nuked downtown Louiville Kentucky
🗣️ 📣 NEVER EVER LET A WALK-IN FRIDGE DOOR CLOSE BEHINDCHU ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?!
@jonny @forestine "We didn't want to get in trouble for starting a zombie uprising, so we tried to handle it ourselves."
Afropunkboi is still alive though
So apparently paramedics are the Chinese food of the zombie world.
why do zombies have to eat people though? if they are living dead, shouldn't they be able to live without sustenance?!?
let's reckon for a moment about how our little red-haired girl is still walking around naked and nary an attempt of sexual violence from anybody in her crew.
American generals living in plantation houses... with super secret rotary phones but no Saudi prince sugar daddy?
totally unbelievable.
those color coordinated kids walking down that street with the boombox was like a Walmart cosplaying a United Colors of Benetton MTV ad
aaaaaah when lofts were cheap enough you could run you're own warehouse filled with human skeletons... from India.
I always felt like RotLD is like a horror movie with training wheels. There's so much humor, it's impossible to take the gore seriously. Absolute classic at this point.
the living have literally entombed themselves. fucking idiots.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT LITTLE NAKED RED-HAIRED GIRL!!!
i told ya she was doomed!
Pretty sure the new kid's health insurance hasn't kicked in yet, either. Sucks to be him.
oh, great, they're gonna try to grill the corpse. jfc this movie gets worse and worse.
Well, I mean, he's still HALF a good boi.
The Breakfast Club sequel we never asked for. #ReturnOfTheLivingDead #Mastoween #Monsterdon
@lorgonumputz It's not his first zombie uprising
BTW boyfriend is dying of AIDS. that's exactly what they looked like in articles about the disease, completely with the hematomas & bed sores
@CactuarJoe Exactly. With good SFX, and a healthy dose of humor, and absolutely no fear of showing anything they could think of.
I remember seeing this in the 80s and at first being outraged and then impressed and amused at how much they both reference and diverge from the Romero movies.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
#monsterdon #mastoween
girl, you're gonna get your chonies abraded if you keep on humping on your Robby the Riveter boyfriend.
NOT THE SEXUALLY FREE TEENAGER!!!! this spells dooooooooom not Sodom & Gomorrha
The eye chart lol
Burt is a slave driver and a sonofabitch ...
@CactuarJoe @jonny @forestine Though the official response is clearly no better and may in fact be worse.
NAKED PUNK GIRL WENT FULL ZOMBIE!!!
WHY ARE THEY IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN?!?!?!?!
so the car is on top of a roaring fire... what could go.. oh.
that foamy mouth is a nice shout out to rabies... i guess.
🗣️ 📣 WHY IS SHE GOING TO BE BASEMENT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HA?!?!?!?!?!
Chekov's 3rd step, deployed. Check
you know they all worked with Tony Soprano's father but after the first wave of busts, they just retired from the life into these normal jobs.
@brion all lamb chops, all the time
he would nuke Louisville, Kentucky if he could
the other Black guy in the movie
#monsterdon #mastoween
General Plantation being panned like this is a David Lynch movie
#monsterdon #mastoween
Chekov's Colonel awakes.
with that hair, Afropunkboi must be Trinidadian... they're known to have more lives than a cat
The zombies are doing callbacks now?
our paramedics retired from the IRA and PLO respectively
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT PUNKBOI!!!!!!!!
all we need is a giant kaboom of lightning on the roof to get things really rolling
@secretlybatman and accurate, as Burt does indeed seem to be a sonofabitch
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
dead body in drum ickiness
#monsterdon #mastoween
did my mans just nuke downtown LA?!?!
#monsterdon #mastoween
welp... and that was our #ACAB moment in the horror movie
WTAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#monsterdon #mastoween
@msh @blogdiva i don't know, since it's not a virus then you don't have the same kind of evolutionary motivation to reproduce to more hosts, but maybe it could be some kind of fungal infection capable of withstanding lots of different temperatures and infection vectors. since it generates a lot of brainlike ganglia throughout the body, maybe the desire for brains is just a byproduct - more brains want more brains #monsterdon #mastoween
@blogdiva Sign o the times
sweaty old guy is not looking good
Clearly, someone had fun dressing the sets on this one.
#monsterdon #mastoween Just a normal, red-blooded American with a picture of Eva Braun on their bulletin board … at the crematorium. 😳.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK it got ax picked and behaded and it's still walking?!?!?!?
ohellnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
🗣️ 📣 DONT LOCK YOURSELVES IN THE OFFICE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BUILDING YOU IDIOTS!!! WHAY ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?!?!?!?!
#monsterdon #mastoween
Resurrection Cemetery, a name that I am entirely sure is in no way predictive. #monsterdon #mastoween
there's always the Lady Di looking girl in the punk group.
i don't like gore but this stupid synthesizer music is making this movie truly annoying
Starring, Also Starring, & Co-Starring no one you've ever heard of
OMG WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
AF-PT COULD stand for Adult Female - Perfect Toes. #mastoween #Monsterdon
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You know what I really liked about this movie? It spends the first half hour introducing you to a party of unlikeable -- but interesting -- people, then the whole rest of the movie is them getting their brains eaten.
And then the film ends with Louisville getting nuked! I think every movie should end with Louisville getting nuked, even if Louisville wasn't involved. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
#mastoween #monsterdon
Someone finally called the fucking zombie hotline
So the zombies win. Pretty much a shutout for the Living Dead. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
@whknott @jonny @forestine This is why you don't DIY the end of the world. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
amazing, A++++, i lvoe this movie so much. this movie was too good for us. #monsterdon #mastoween
#mastoween #monsterdon
(Can we say "honky" or is that a slur?)
Clu's about to interrupt someone's lamb chop dinner. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Self-immolating zombie. Honestly, smartest undead I've ever seen. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
there he goes operating that thing
https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/111281768832320278
#monsterdon #mastoween
@jonny it's no problem, really
#mastoween #monsterdon
So brains are Zombie Oxy?
Pre-pandemic, I would have found the idiocy of the people in this movie far-fetched, but now it seems very realistic and believable.
the amazing thing about the zombie gas is how it seems to also enable rapid language learning, like paramedics only became a thing a decade or two before this movie, and yet the zombie learned that word immediately after respawning #monsterdon #mastoween
hey, it's Chekov's Punk! she's back! #monsterdon #mastoween
Wow, unusually sympathetic zombies. I'm rooting for them, honestly. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EL CHOLO!!!
oh... so Ernie lives in a funeral home because of course he does.
Man, I can see why this movie is a classic. This is absolutely every zombie movie cliche writ large :P #Monsterdon #Mastoween
#monsterdon #mastoween Talk about having HYPOtension! 0/0!
ma'am, not to nit pick, but we have it on record that you asked for this. #monsterdon #mastoween
"More brains!"
Don't count your neurons just yet, zombie dude.
@jonny i see where you are going with this 🧐
Oh, the squeak. Yeah, that step is going down when she screams and runs here in a sec :P #Monsterdon #Mastoween
makeup really the central driver of the plot at the moment #monsterdon #mastoween
...Uneeda Medical Supply. You Need A Medical Supply. I just got that. >_> #monsterdon #mastoween
@jonny Nobody ever accused these movies of being subtle 🤣
he's an embalmer? mortician?
#monsterdon #mastoween
any man over the age of 40 asks you how long you been friends, he's about to ask for the biggest favor of your life. #monsterdon #mastoween
That eye test is great #mastoween #monsterdon
Driver's very safety conscious, he stapled his lips to his ear so he wouldn't lose them. #monsterdon #mastoween
He seems nice. >_> #monsterdon #mastoween
there has never been a non threatening HVAC montage #monsterdon #mastoween
US Army Corps of Engineers OWNED