Ok. One Lenore. That'll be $84.50. Cash or card? #monsterdon

The castle is giving Skyrim.

#Monsterdon

Borris Karloff was 6 feet tall.

I'm only pointing it out for the next time you see him standing next to Vincent Price.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

I have a "gesture" for this movie....

#monsterdon

We're going to find Bedlo's magical equipment and it's just gonna be a Glock #Monsterdon

mortal enemies to lovers arc now?
#monsterdon

"a raven?"
I got better.

#monsterdon #wrongMovie

I hope they do the monster mash...

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐦‍⬛TRIVIA EVERMORE 🐦‍⬛

Boris Karloff was the only one who did not have fun during filming.

He was thrown off by Lorre's ad libbing, hated the cape he was forced to wear, and a SFX scene coming up caused him pain.

#TheRaven1963

Do you have her soul in bondage? Teasing? Denial? Tickling? #monsterdon

If you're thinking those statues might come to life and attack in glorious stop-motion, no.

#monsterdon

a little less conversation maybe

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She’s kind of got an I Dream of Genie thing going on with that outfit.

#Monsterdon

"Great friends" He totally banged his dad. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

@RamenCatholic I want to point out that Vincent's daughter tried to stop Grimes when he was running mad. She snuck up on him and hit him with that vase! She's got grit! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963 Oh, here's Boris Karloff tromping down the terrible stone staircase!

It's Boris Karloff!

#Monsterdon

POPE JOHN PAUL!? #Monsterdon

I forget why we’re at this castle at all #Monsterdon

He must be a doctor considering how much it costs to *heat* this place...

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#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

I really want that fire pit tho

This castle is not as cool and mysterious as that door opening music suggests

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

That's a different castle from The Pit and the Pendulum, right?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

i wonder if they told the cast this was going to be a comedy before they signed the contracts. they certainly don't seem to have told the audience, and we're half an hour in already.

#monsterdon

It was a dark and stormy day for night... #Monsterdon

You EEEEDIOT!!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

WTF is going on? No, really. WTF is going on?

#Monsterdon

Wow, this is 12yrs before "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' A young Nicholson indeed.

#monsterdon

"Mayn't" ?

Well, "Maybe'ent"

#monsterdon

I like how no one is even trying

#monsterdon

Lorries son and Price's daughter.
Romance in the air.

#Monsterdon

They wanted Tor Johnson, but he was working on a better movie that day

#monsterdon

It's weird seeing him before the Cocaine...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Rex? Rox? Another silly hat.

I'm enjoying #MonsterdonBingo, it's helping me stay focused 😅 #monsterdon

There needed to be a drum roll after "diabolic mind control".

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

It’s Jack Nicholson!

#Monsterdon

"I learned that little trick from KISS when I helped them defeat the Phantom of the Park."

#Monsterdon

this bit with the bonking and the axe wielding maniac servant is not funny. it’s just weird.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

I don’t understand what Musk ever saw in Grimes.

#Monsterdon

This is my daughter Estelle, her coffin comes on Tuesday. Then I'll have a three piece set. #monsterdon

Estelle! In the hallway! With the ceramic vase!

#monsterdon

May I axe a question about this quasi-bullfighting scene?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

I'm waiting for the "Wah, wah , wah" sound effect. Or maybe a slide whistle.

#monsterdon

The two wizards needs some glasses of Prosecco while playing dressup

#Monsterdon

they ad libbed all this didn't they

#monsterdon

Doctor Phibes also kept his wife's body. And in the Pit and the Pendulum, too.

I wonder how many Price films involve keeping his wife in his house?

#monsterdon

@SordidAmok #monsterdon

They keep wishing they're in another movie.

They keep looking off in the distance because they're reading the lines

#monsterdon

She looks just like she always did. Terrified of being married to Vincent Price. #monsterdon

Is this purposefully slapstick?

#Monsterdon

I have news for you, gang. keeping this many dead bodies in the house has got to make it STINK.

#monsterdon

A+ quality coffin creaks in this movie

Everything else... not so much

#Monsterdon

Beware? Very helpful dad. Almost like the writers wanted some vague useless foreshadowing. #monsterdon

"What is that picture of that woman doing here?"

"That sir is no woman, that is my wife!"

😂

#monsterdon

The director was like "A tall guy, and a short guy! It's comedy gold!"

#monsterdon

This guy just keeps dead bodies lying around all over his house.

#Monsterdon

If I came back from the dead I'd be vague about things, it would be my right as I see it

#Monsterdon

You'd think your dead father could take a moment to say "hi"

#Monsterdon

Corpse hand grabs Price's collar:
"YOU SHOULD'VE VISITED MORE, SON. IT'S LONELY DOWN HERE."

#monsterdon #theraven

KISS HIM!
#monsterdon
on the lips!

So, uh, the corpse died in 1498 right? Was it shipped over to the new world, or is this in Europe?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

"He told me to Beware"

"Beware of what?"

"Beware of...hair!"

#monsterdon

I'm totally using "hard place to keep clean?" next time I need to passive-aggresively point out that a place looks like shit. #monsterdon

Whoa buddy. Get your "hand magic" ready privately and on your own time. #monsterdon

@phooky would watch

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon OMG... Its Withers!!! #bg3

That corpse looks really good for being 20 years dead.

#Monsterdon

half rate wizards = half rate super scientists....and some social embarrassment caused by drinking... very Venture Bros

#Monsterdon

VINCENT PRICE in: DOMESTIC SORCERY #monsterdon

@dbendit We are vegetarians, so we use coconut hair.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon 20 minute dissertation on whether hand magic or equipment magic is better

All I'm saying is that voice sounds like a New York gangster Sorcerer, so restoring him could be dangerous.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Raise your hand if you just spent three minutes trying to make sure that's really a raven and not a crow. No? Just me?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

"Why should he mind?" He'd mind if he knew what an ungrateful little snot you are. #monsterdon

In 'Merica it's Peter Truck! #Monsterdon ... give it a minute

This was my first PeterLorre movie. I probably didn't see anything else with him until I was 20. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Is that like "couldn't tell the spanish inquisition vs. the puritan witch hunts?"

#Monsterdon

“We’re out of dead man’s hair.”

“Well, get some more!”

“Do you think we have a Dead Man’s Hair Mart on every corner?”

#Monsterdon

*slams table*

I WANT TO GO TO A SORCERER'S CONVENTION

#monsterdon #TheRaven

Price looks really sad about being in this movie

#monsterdon

@SordidAmok The i's have it! #Monsterdon

Vincent Price can't cook under this pressure, he is not The Bear

#Monsterdon

A+ alchemical laboratory!

(I only have a PhD in chemistry because you can't get one in alchemy anymore)

#Monsterdon

The band is really trying to inject some comedy into this comedy

#monsterdon

lol, "troubled horse"
Bojack Horseman?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon So many houses of that time had mad doctor's labs in the basements.

I already have many questions. I don't believe this movie will answer any of them.

#Monsterdon

Imagining waking up one day and now longer having your mammalian genitals but some Avian weirdness?

#Monsterdon

Is... Is this SUPPOSED to be a comedy? #monsterdon

Vincent Price always reminds me of Scott Thompson.
#Monsterdon

@srol About 90% of it is Price talking to a bird, yes. 😁

I mean technically he doesn't stay a bird.

#Monsterdon

Ravengram for Vincent Price #Monsterdon

??? The Raven is Lou Castello?

#Monsterdon
#TheRaven

"The young do not understand grief, Estelle. To you she was only a stepmother; to me she was..."

*Vincent Price takes a huge swig of warm milk from a dark red glass goblet*

"...my life."

("It's pronounced \"wife\", Mr. Price." "I'll say it howsoever I wish to say it, you sniveling peasant!")

#monsterdon

@wohali I wish someone would bring ME a goblet of warm milk. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963 OK that is a gorgeous raven! No don't let it in, Vincent!

Pardon me, sir, do you know Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior? #monsterdon

was Vinnie really that tall or was Lurch the cameraman?

#monsterdon

quothe the raven "dang dog we really are going to space out the entire poem and only have dialogue that is in the poem so that means about 1 word per minute" #monsterdon

BIRB!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Oh no is our hero a brocade-pajama'd doofus

#Monsterdon