yo it time to ponder the orb?
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A prop comic and a stage magician. The worst kind of combination. #monsterdon

@skatem Schtay clovves to zee candles!... #Monsterdon

One of my #MonsterdonBingo squares is “Price Chews the Scenery," but I really wish I had “Lorre Chews the Scenery" because that's what's going on right now.

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@srol impossible; that would've been funny, and this movie can't do that

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

#Monsterdon That's the wrong kind of blow job.

“I will defeat you with the power of STAR TREK!!!”

(Yes, I know where the hand sign comes from)

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lol, his dick went limp

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Peter Lorre is PREPARED

TO MIND MELD

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@srol same #Monsterdon

Should you be fighting in front of the kids like this? #monsterdon

Missed opportunity to say, are you still cawing about that

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BORIS KARLOFF TOO!? Is Bela Lugosi gonna be his butler?
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

@Louisa which is a glorious thing. #Monsterdon

I really did think he was just gonna brain Scarabus with that suitcase #Monsterdon

this is like that Naruto hand magic, right?

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Live long and prosper
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the vulcan salute??? was he hoping to give the bro pointy ears?

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Veni... Vidi... Vici!

Live long and prosper!

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Father and son. Now I see why Vince asks whether he favors his mother. 😃

I might like a word with the casting director.

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Alas, I lost my internet connection for a few minutes so I'm behind. Gonna nevermind my bingo card and skip through a bit.

We've had movies where the monster didn't show up until the end but this may be a first where the monster shows up at the beginning and then no more

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He needs his case of magic because he's like a prop comic. The worst of all comics. #monsterdon

HR complaint: the raven guy won't stop talking about his equipment #theraven1963 #monsterdon

Peter Lorre has challenged and WILL NOT BE DISMISSED

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Remember when Peter Lorre was in Casablanca?

Just come over to my house and accuse me of enslaving your late wife’s soul

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Live Long and Prosper is a spell, apparently

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

You know you're sloshed when you're putting j's in 'decide'

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if it weren’t for subtitles, i 100% would’ve thought i just heard peter lorre say “suck ya mum” #monsterdon

why he getting shit out of his case he coulda just whacked him over the head with the damn thing
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So, sorcerers' logic is: one tries to kill you, you turn them into a raven, they go to another sorcerer to be turned back into human, and then everyone has dinner together.

#monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

if he doesn't get turned back into a raven i stg

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#Monsterdon Look, just make him an amoeba.

christ, he's a prop comic magician, that's the LAST thing we need

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turn him back into a raven tbh

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Asking gamers and/or alien afficionados:

Are there any alien survival horror games that fit the below criteria?

aliens are based on the old saucer/grey stereotype (or on old alien stories like War of the Worlds)

is actually scary (think the immersion and tension of Alien: Isolation, and as a bonus, is willing to subvert expectations in the "oh shit this is FAR worse than what i thought would happen" way)

If you have them, I want to know about them!

#gaming #monsterdon

You know, it'd be too on the nose to turn him into a frog, wouldn't it?

#monsterdon #theraven1963

"you dirty fakir!!"

*1960s British joke

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Dr. Bedlo doesn’t have the soul of a raven, he has the soul of a honey badger

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Lorre was sassy.

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Never fear, Boris Karloff is here!

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... when he's sober? Does that occur?

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How rude, call her in there just to send her right back? #monsterdon

@nhgeek yes I can confirm it does

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actually, go ahead dude, get yourself turned into something even worse than a raven, and then fly yourself off this pictures. please.

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All I hear is:

“Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.”

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"The incident is closed."

"It is NOT!"

Me on the phone to customer service next time I have to deal with malfunctioning equipment at work.

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@jonny It has to do with needing a title for the movie.

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he's closing the whole raven thing about as effectively as the shitgibbon is closing the epstein thing

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Honest mistake blonde white chicks all kinda look the same #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Middle Fingers at Dawn.

"...tell me of your hand manipulations"
"Is that code?"

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Ahahaha I have my humble means....

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Damn! Lorre is giving it his all.

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OMG! Borris Karloff! I forgot he was in this! #Monsterdon

"Tell me of your miraculous hand manipulations" Later we can watch a gladiator movie or two. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

Price and Karloff are the only ones bringing it in this film.
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@tuckerm and now i am earwormed. But it's better than all the tubas. 😃 @moira

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Competitors, maybe. Contestants, if you like! On the PRICE IS RIGHT!

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Welcome to castle mediocre composite shot.
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Hey its Boris Karloff! #Monsterdon

@apLundell I think that would be too many wives for one place, but that's just me #monsterdon

@Violinknitter Sounds like my 17 year old side que... nuthin! #Monsterdon

@strangefour YES!!!

And he’s as horny as a bard, too!

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@tuckerm ...please, movie. please!

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so there's a plot back where

six scenes ago?

so, so gone

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Ok, I want that flame pit for my entry way. #Monsterdon

Now that's a fireplace feature!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

Jack, if you're not careful, you're going to light that feather in your cap on FIRE WITH THE CANDLES!!!

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I can't believe Rexford is Jack Nicholson! Its not listed in his Wiki filmography. Accidental oversight I am sure.
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Did he summon or turn on the fasten seatbelts sign? #monsterdon

Is somebody gonna keep Bedlo out of his cups? #monsterdon

#monsterdon If I had a castle, I would staff it with maid-servants that look identical to my friends' dead wives.

I thought he'd find her knocking on the cellar door.

Where else will you find Lenore.
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@SRLevine When she enters, asks "what do you want?" and he says "you may go?" Unlikely.

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She got that hat at the newly opened Medieval DisneyWorld. They're still finding their vibe. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Why the comedic music? o.0 I would have picked something with at least SOME gravitas for the race along the cliff with a possessed driver who is trying to kill you!

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@_L1vY_ scratches head, well the Teletubbies weren't a thing? #iMnotHelpingAmI #Monsterdon

All right, a second name female-identifying character has arrived. For a moment #monsterdon

Dr. Scarabus, more like.., .

Scabrous. Like he's covered with scabs. Or maybe that he behaves indecently. Gottem

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'You've wounded me to the heart '

is a good line in anywhere

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#TheRaven

Boy that was quite the magic cut
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#Monsterdon I want a bell of Truth.

Vincent Price was tall. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

yes, late wife, Doctor

the girl was not brought into this world via your kind of magic

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@_L1vY_ it’s never to late to open a 401k and/or study The Dark Arts #Monsterdon

@Taweret thank you I knew I knew that voice

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Oh yeah. We’re here because a guy who was a raven two hours ago thought he might’ve seen a blond woman in this castle sometime recently

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"sure, she's in bondage, but we have a safe word!"

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The connection to Poe is, shall we say...tenuous 🤨

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"I, am. Doctor Bedlo's. Son." --three time Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson

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#monsterdon What unfortunate circumstance brings you to my home? That doesn't say much about his company..

Estelle: “I’m afraid.”

Rexford: “Wrong adjective.”

Like a handful of you will get this.

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This movie isn't nearly smart enough to make the son the actual villain?

Oh, he got possessed, nope. Nevermind.

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"Dr. Scarabus" is the voice command for Alexa to turn on the delay #monsterdon #theraven

IS THAT JACK NICHOLSON IN A RIDICULOUS BARD OUTFIT!?
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Who is this? Wait, don't answer that, I don't care
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Baby Jack Nicholson! Adorable!

(Sorry, just realized who that was).

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

PBS' Masterpiece Theater presents Wolf Hall #Monsterdon