"this ledge has been pre-scored for your downfall"

#monsterdon

Peter lorre is now goop? #monsterdon

I cast "Fourth of July!"

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

#Monsterdon How is that hat staying on?

That's what you get for stepping on the part of the ledge that's drawn in a different color.

#Monsterdon

You can catch the outline of the Nicholson cock in those tights....

#Monsterdon

“You’re defending yourself, you coward!”

#Monsterdon

@Taweret yeah, that's ... a different movie! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Well, now I know why it was rated G.

OMG it is!! It is Jack Nicholson!! 🤯

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Jack be nimble..

alright, bye johnny!

#monsterdon

@msh you insult scooby doo with the comparison, sir!

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

@diazona We can't have that 😂

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

this is only going to end with both magicians giving each other

The Finger.

#monsterdon

Furtive gestures? The HORROR!

#Monsterdon

I knew that Raven / Dr Bedlow was up to no good!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

@SordidAmok YES HE IS!

#Monsterdon

Raspberry jam! #monsterdon #theraven

I was afraid you'd scream when I jumped out of nowhere and covered your mouth.
#Monsterdon

I'm sorry but no one else can deliver the line "[he] killed my father" like Mandy Patinkin.

#Monsterdon

dr scary bus

silly americans scared of public transit 🥴

#monsterdon

I fear doc Scarabus is a kinky old magician
#monsterdon
#theraven1963

This child abuse is so hilarious. 🙄

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

@hollie Careful, that could actually make this movie interesting

#Monsterdon

The Raven is drunk and making a fool of himself in front of Jack Nicholson.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

SCREAM

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid you were going to scream"

"You were right!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon That girl needs some serious self defense training.

which one of you is time-traveling Edgar Allan Poe and are you going to finish the movie before you go back and write the poem? #Monsterdon

yes. you saw it. the lightning. the turning into a jelly. you know, people don't survive that.

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

@apLundell Yes, seriously, why do they always do that. Like in every movie people always feel the need to stick their finger in blood and check it to make sure it's really blood.

Like what even the. Who does this???

#Monsterdon

Cave canem! Yes, beware of the dog #monsterdon #theraven

I hope this much rain don't spoil the matte painting castle
#monsterdon #theraven1963

"Here's Johnny!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

Estelle's (Esther's) wimple is seriously unfortunate

@ramsey Toast --dad #Monsterdon

get you a room with a built-in jail cell.

#monsterdon

The young Bedlo has Jack Nicholson facial expressions. It’s so unnerving given the character. #monsterdon

We now join the plot of House On Haunted Hill already in progress.

#monsterdon #theraven

#Monsterdon Peter Lorre is a trip!

Oh good. No talking #monsterdon

Another duel! Turn him into a chicken this time and eat him.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

hey does that mean we're free of bedlo now?

#monsterdon

Drink and Magick don't mix well. #Monsterdon

furtive gestures with his fingers, eh? 😏 #monsterdon

I've long been an advocate of movies getting back to practical effects, but while watching The Raven I'm thinkin' bout that CGI #monsterdon

@Mjack I just figured out how to make millions in the insurance business! #Monsterdon

@_L1vY_@mstdn.social I didn't see a Poe... Did you see a Poe? #Monsterdon

ah, finally he's gone. Nicholson seems ok with it too.
#monsterdon

Yeah.... Raspberry jam......
#Monsterdon

They forgot to bring along a cleric #monsterdon

What?!? He Wicked Witch of the West-ed him???? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait, he IS an amoeba?

I too am a master of ‘hand manipulations’ #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne

I assumed that was an intentional joke...

#Monsterdon

@healyn I mean it's not guaranteed that there is anything *to* know, plot-wise

#Monsterdon

He just murdered Peter Lorre. #monsterdon

Ah yes, everyone just nods and agrees after seeing the man turned to a pool of blood!

Oh dear, oh dear.

Raspberry Jam!

#monsterdon

LIGHTNING BOLT!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Thunder and lightning!

Very very frightening!
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

raspberry?
lmao
#monsterdon

pppppfffffffft

#monsterdon #theraven1963

Wow uh...he just murdered that guy, in his own home even #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's important to stick your finger in a puddle of blood.

Unexcelled! #monsterdon #theraven

Jack Nicholson is like, "The only way I'll overcome this trauma is by resting through the winter at a remote hotel...."

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

I don't trust either Bedlo or Scarabus #monsterdon

this movie looks like a Harry Potter comedy
#monsterdon #theraven1963

"Raspberry jam."

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

HA! perfect. this movie is 100% improved.

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Veni, vidi, vici
Live long and prosper

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Jack Nicholson?! #Monsterdon

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I WAS PROMISED A KABOOM!

#monsterdon

Jack reacting to the magical wonders before him like a cat tracking a laser pointer

#monsterdon

Ugh, spells in Latin. If the Romans were so good at magic, how come their buildings are all falling over. #monsterdon

Wait, so he was drunk earlier this evening and got turned into a raven, and he is now drinking like a sponge? #Strategy #Monsterdon

Cave canem?

It's been a while since I took latin, but that really don't mean what he thinks it means...

#Monsterdon

Whatever else you say about this movie, the group shots are beautifully staged and they are hitting their marks like mofos.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

Watch what I do with this Emmy

#Monsterdon

nice sparklers!

#monsterdon

Cato the Elder was no sorceror #monsterdon #carthagoestdelendum

If I'm being honest, not entirely sure I know what's going on in this movie, plot-wise #monsterdon

@wohali It would have made more sense than trying to do magic when drunk and angry! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

when's he gonna smash that watermelon?

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

There it is, the duel in magic. The master of magicians. #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

How many times do I have to tell you, Doctor??? Sparklers go OUTSIDE!!! #Monsterdon

Followed by a droopy wand and saying "You dirty old man..." What's even happening right now?😂
#Monsterdon

This is looking less like a duel to the death ... or even to the pain ... more like: to the boredom. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Was that an impotence joke?
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

"Spirit sir? Late wife? Well clearly one of us here is lying. You have wounded me with these accusations."
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

#Monsterdon

Wow, the son is Jack Nicholson? I did not recognize him. He's so young! And also not playing "scoundrel".

In the remake the part of Peter Lorre will be played by Carrot Top.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Worst astrologian main, ever.

#monsterdon #theraven1963 #ff14

Ah, back when magician wands looked like black stage wands black with white tips, and not Harry Potter wands with oversized handles.

#Monsterdon

oh, you've manipulated a man's wand, very underhanded!

#monsterdon

uhoh, look out, he's got the statue from the US Open!

#monsterdon

Veni vedi Vici

A d a young Jack Nicholson.
#monsterdon