If I'm being honest, not entirely sure I know what's going on in this movie, plot-wise #monsterdon

when's he gonna smash that watermelon?

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@wohali It would have made more sense than trying to do magic when drunk and angry! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

There it is, the duel in magic. The master of magicians. #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

vincent price plays such a nice guy in this movie. i would have slapped this ex-raven's silly hat directly off his head and then chucked him in the nearest moat by now.

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How many times do I have to tell you, Doctor??? Sparklers go OUTSIDE!!! #Monsterdon

Followed by a droopy wand and saying "You dirty old man..." What's even happening right now?😂
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This is looking less like a duel to the death ... or even to the pain ... more like: to the boredom. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

This movie is about masturbating, isn't it.
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Was that an impotence joke?
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"Spirit sir? Late wife? Well clearly one of us here is lying. You have wounded me with these accusations."
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Wow, the son is Jack Nicholson? I did not recognize him. He's so young! And also not playing "scoundrel".

In the remake the part of Peter Lorre will be played by Carrot Top.

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Worst astrologian main, ever.

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Ah, back when magician wands looked like black stage wands black with white tips, and not Harry Potter wands with oversized handles.

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oh, you've manipulated a man's wand, very underhanded!

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uhoh, look out, he's got the statue from the US Open!

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Veni vedi Vici

A d a young Jack Nicholson.
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yo it time to ponder the orb?
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A prop comic and a stage magician. The worst kind of combination. #monsterdon

One of my #MonsterdonBingo squares is “Price Chews the Scenery," but I really wish I had “Lorre Chews the Scenery" because that's what's going on right now.

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@skatem Schtay clovves to zee candles!... #Monsterdon

@srol impossible; that would've been funny, and this movie can't do that

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#Monsterdon That's the wrong kind of blow job.

“I will defeat you with the power of STAR TREK!!!”

(Yes, I know where the hand sign comes from)

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lol, his dick went limp

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Peter Lorre is PREPARED

TO MIND MELD

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@srol same #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I do like that his so important "Magic Equipment" is a standard stage magicians' wand.

Should you be fighting in front of the kids like this? #monsterdon

Missed opportunity to say, are you still cawing about that

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BORIS KARLOFF TOO!? Is Bela Lugosi gonna be his butler?
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@Louisa which is a glorious thing. #Monsterdon

I really did think he was just gonna brain Scarabus with that suitcase #Monsterdon

this is like that Naruto hand magic, right?

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Live long and prosper
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the vulcan salute??? was he hoping to give the bro pointy ears?

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Veni... Vidi... Vici!

Live long and prosper!

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Father and son. Now I see why Vince asks whether he favors his mother. 😃

I might like a word with the casting director.

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Vulcan salute ain't gonna save you here. #Monsterdon

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Alas, I lost my internet connection for a few minutes so I'm behind. Gonna nevermind my bingo card and skip through a bit.

We've had movies where the monster didn't show up until the end but this may be a first where the monster shows up at the beginning and then no more

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He needs his case of magic because he's like a prop comic. The worst of all comics. #monsterdon

HR complaint: the raven guy won't stop talking about his equipment #theraven1963 #monsterdon

Peter Lorre has challenged and WILL NOT BE DISMISSED

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Remember when Peter Lorre was in Casablanca?

Just come over to my house and accuse me of enslaving your late wife’s soul

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Live Long and Prosper is a spell, apparently

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You know you're sloshed when you're putting j's in 'decide'

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if it weren’t for subtitles, i 100% would’ve thought i just heard peter lorre say “suck ya mum” #monsterdon

why he getting shit out of his case he coulda just whacked him over the head with the damn thing
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So, sorcerers' logic is: one tries to kill you, you turn them into a raven, they go to another sorcerer to be turned back into human, and then everyone has dinner together.

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if he doesn't get turned back into a raven i stg

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He gets the case back and just brains Scarabus over the head and walks out. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look, just make him an amoeba.

christ, he's a prop comic magician, that's the LAST thing we need

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turn him back into a raven tbh

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Asking gamers and/or alien afficionados:

Are there any alien survival horror games that fit the below criteria?

aliens are based on the old saucer/grey stereotype (or on old alien stories like War of the Worlds)

is actually scary (think the immersion and tension of Alien: Isolation, and as a bonus, is willing to subvert expectations in the "oh shit this is FAR worse than what i thought would happen" way)

If you have them, I want to know about them!

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You know, it'd be too on the nose to turn him into a frog, wouldn't it?

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"you dirty fakir!!"

*1960s British joke

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Dr. Bedlo doesn’t have the soul of a raven, he has the soul of a honey badger

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Lorre was sassy.

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Never fear, Boris Karloff is here!

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You know, Jack Nicholosn and Borris Karloff were in another movie in 1963. The Terror, though that one was not a comedy. #Monsterdon

... when he's sober? Does that occur?

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How rude, call her in there just to send her right back? #monsterdon

@nhgeek yes I can confirm it does

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All I hear is:

“Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.”

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actually, go ahead dude, get yourself turned into something even worse than a raven, and then fly yourself off this pictures. please.

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You know the magical equipment is all sex toys

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"The incident is closed."

"It is NOT!"

Me on the phone to customer service next time I have to deal with malfunctioning equipment at work.

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@jonny It has to do with needing a title for the movie.

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he's closing the whole raven thing about as effectively as the shitgibbon is closing the epstein thing

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Honest mistake blonde white chicks all kinda look the same #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Middle Fingers at Dawn.

Ahahaha I have my humble means....

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"...tell me of your hand manipulations"
"Is that code?"

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Damn! Lorre is giving it his all.

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OMG! Borris Karloff! I forgot he was in this! #Monsterdon

"Tell me of your miraculous hand manipulations" Later we can watch a gladiator movie or two. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

Price and Karloff are the only ones bringing it in this film.
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@tuckerm and now i am earwormed. But it's better than all the tubas. 😃 @moira

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Competitors, maybe. Contestants, if you like! On the PRICE IS RIGHT!

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Welcome to castle mediocre composite shot.
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@CactuarJoe one can only hope.

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Hey its Boris Karloff! #Monsterdon

Peter Lorre is about to fuck up a big ol' turkey leg, I hope

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@apLundell I think that would be too many wives for one place, but that's just me #monsterdon

This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Sounds like my 17 year old side que... nuthin! #Monsterdon

@strangefour YES!!!

And he’s as horny as a bard, too!

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@tuckerm ...please, movie. please!

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so there's a plot back where

six scenes ago?

so, so gone

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Ok, I want that flame pit for my entry way. #Monsterdon

Now that's a fireplace feature!

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Jack, if you're not careful, you're going to light that feather in your cap on FIRE WITH THE CANDLES!!!

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I can't believe Rexford is Jack Nicholson! Its not listed in his Wiki filmography. Accidental oversight I am sure.
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Did he summon or turn on the fasten seatbelts sign? #monsterdon

Is somebody gonna keep Bedlo out of his cups? #monsterdon

#monsterdon If I had a castle, I would staff it with maid-servants that look identical to my friends' dead wives.