I need an explanation of #Monsterdon

Oh so Lenore is into bird TF got it

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“I’ve been locked in my room.” The one your dad told you not to open the door to? #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ He was Erascable? I don't even know what that means. #Monsterdon

We all liked him better as a raven #Monsterdon

"I liked you better that way." Yeah we all did

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Let me just put on my fancy Santa costume first #monsterdon

@holly Think of the possibilities though! With finger lasers you could have cats everywhere just going nuts!

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He's cravin' something, but it's not Erasmus.

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His death was not a trick! It was an illusion-

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this started as someone's fanfic, didn't it.

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Not Without My Father starring Sally Field.

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Wait, is that a zipper on her dress? In the middle ages (or whenever that is)? #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Ok. So if that’s Lenore, who is in the crypt back at casa Craven?
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Lmao at how many people making posts just like this #monsterdon

Did Lorre just Vulcan salute? #Monsterdon

@nhgeek

What was it called? 'The Ravin' Shaven'?

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they must've bought all the red candles at the candle shop for this

Why attack him? Why not "Pssst... son... over here... I'm still alive..." and if that doesn't work THEN attack?

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They should make a documentary about actresses in the 60's and call it Cheekbones and Boobies

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Lorre must have had such fun bossing the other characters around. #monsterdon

You can't trust women! Hahahaha!

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@Taweret you haven't read the extended cut of the poem?

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"CAN'T YOU SPEAK QUIETLY YOU IDIOT!?" he screamed :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

A wild Lenore appears #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Oh great Bedlo's alive. #monsterdon

#monsterdon One flew over the partridges nest… *ROTFL*

i don't think Poe had any of this in mind

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Well I'll be damned, that IS a zipper! #monsterdon

@combatwombat The cast is tailor-made for #monsterdon

You can't keep a good jellied raspberry down I guess. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

Peter Lorre is a grumpy fellow!

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Quoth the raven, "More of Lorre"

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i mean, if they're going to be marauding around like this

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What...so she IS Lenore?
Why didn't Erasmus recognize her?

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Poe didn't have children, so there were no descendants to sue Corman for making this

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Took a bit of time out from my snide and inappropriate commentary to have my wife work on me learning to braid my own hair.

Looks like I didn't miss much. #monsterdon

these guys need some sort of map

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oh! Lorre returns!

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It's an early Renaissance, 19th century, medieval England, Black Forest fairytale, Commedia dell'Arte, community theater Shakespeare kind of vibe

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#monsterdon yay more Peter Lorre

Back to Vincent Price sitting in ornate chairs in castles. Now we're talking!
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Little did they know this was the origin of Magic Fingers #Monsterdon

instead of elf on a shelf, it's Lenore on a Ledge? #monsterdon?

That’s how you keep a person from screaming, you useless son! #monsterdon

Do we really need the upskirt angles on Jack Nicholson? #Monsterdon

Dang, Lorre is no longer raspberry jelly

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Dang. Peter Lorre is still alive.
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#Monsterdon I wonder what Edgar Allen Poe is doing right now (Enormous melon of a head, still succumbed to the grippe)

He's put up with her petulance and conniving for 2 years and she doesn't even put out? Her company isn't the least bit pleasant, after all.

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There isn't a single good ad on Tubi. This whole profession needs to die. #monsterdon #theraven

another Confused Nicholson shot

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Dad is alive!
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@healyn I mean, there are events, and some of them are even related to each other, but I'm not sure that constitutes a "plot"

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Anyone notice that ole Jack's accent has disappeared? He was vaguely Southern sounding at the start.

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#Monsterdon It may just be me, but I'd be suspicious of that very convenient rope.

nooooo he's still alive

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#monsterdon Those silhouettes in the dark are fighting!!

I... don't think the afterlife has agreed with Lenore. #monsterdon

I did not expect the "evil Lenore" plot twist, but to be fair to myself, the movie hasn't had much plot that *could* twist.

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Well, I guess stealth is out the window

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"I knew he wouldn't go to a magician who was in the brotherhood"

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"i was afraid you'd scream"

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Corman's the real wizard, he can take a scene with a half-naked lady and transmute it into boring exposition. #Monsterdon

The first Raven movie Boris Karloff was in was a 1935 torture porn movie where he plays a mutilated criminal forced to do Bela Lugosi's bidding. What I'm trying to say is, it's important to respect classic literature. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Furtive gestures!

Wait, did they leave Dr Bedlow as a delicious smear of rasberry jam?

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@cocaine_owlbear At least he's wearing tights.

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Hit the showers, Karloff. You're way too horned up

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Boris Karloff?! Oh wait I knew that going in. Nevermind. #Monsterdon

When you are VP you do a little twirl as you enter your room

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I like this lady. She's a real straight-talker.

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Doors in this place need to be oiled.
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This stock footage of the seashore is doing a lot of heavy lifting #monsterdon #theraven

Wait, she has a zipper on that dress? I spot an anachronism!

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Oh..nm

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Horse walks into a bar and sees Vincent Price.

The horse says "Why the long face?"

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who could ask for anything more?

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lenore was that b* rapping at my chamber door, quote the jam puddle "brrrrglrr" #monsterdon

poe: then lenore sickos through the window :sickos: :sickos2: #monsterdon

RIP Peter Lorre
Raspberry in peace.
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You know, for a Roger Corman film, this is not at all bad.

this is like that bit from

what was the one with the Lady that was/was not a leopard?

same atrium designer, at least.

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Craven, when will you admit you’re cuckolded? #monsterdon

someone off camera, just hoisting dead leaves at Vincent Price. (^_^)

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@dbendit Arguably, he didn't murder him, he just did a distraction lightning bolt which distracted the magician who was taking forever to build up a deadly spell against him, the host. So the spell backfired on Lorre. That's Karloff's character's story and he's sticking to it! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

"You dirty old man!" #monsterdon

Well, that escalated quickly.

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@moira @msh Alexander Courage wrote the original Star Trek theme! Take that back!

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I need some popcorn :ablobpopcorn:

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Lenore looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend with those eyes #monsterdon

#monsterdon Imagine having a huge guest room like this.

I guess that was actually common for rich people back in the day.

It was kind of shameful for the ultra-wealthy to stay in hotels, so it was just assumed that you'd put up your friends and friends of friends when they were traveling.

Terrible.

Lenora is back!
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Sets from The Raven remind me of the game Dishonored.

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I was half expecting a "Boo" out of her
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Awright, NOW we're back to the REAL meat of the movie! Vincent Price opening doors to find nobody standing there and then turning to find them staring at him through the window! Oh yeah, baby! #Monsterdon

Kid, I know you're upset your piece of shit dad got condimented, but I think if you drunkenly enter into a magical duel with a wizard, getting puddled by said wizard is not an out-of-bounds possibility. #Monsterdon

Wait did I miss Jack Nicholson bulge? Or Nicholbuge as we say in the biz? #monsterdon

I'm kinda sad that the old grumpy raven dude has been turned into jelly. He was grumpy, but funny
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Drunk Peter Lorre walked so that regular Nathan Lane could run.

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