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why not just do the duel from the get go

uhhh hand light beams
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Is there any way we could just hit them both with a flamethrower and be done with this? #monsterdon

Somebody PLEASE make a rave gif of that wizard fight :wizard_rave:

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Blue Lasers vs Green Lasers, huh. Guess they hadn't gotten to the 'Evil People Always Use Red Lasers' trope yet. #monsterdon

"Scarabus, you maniac!" Is rather on the nose and delivered so well by Vincent Price.

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Let's just make sure we're clear about the difference between a duel and a dance, shall we

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That wide shot of the blinky color magic was probably one of the more expensive moments in the film. Looked pretty good. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

There's only one way to solve a duel between wizards:

Dance Dance Revolution!

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BEAM STRUUUUUUUGGGGGGGLE! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that was enough?

Double laser finger whammies with more mismatched musical score.
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The rope spell was handy, but not up to Boy Scout standards for knot execution #monsterdon

#monsterdon My caftan beats your beanie!

jack nicholson also has the what women want powers for this whole movie #monsterdon

None of these costumes were made for running #Monsterdon

blinded by the light

wrapped up like a wizard in a turban with green light

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#monsterdon finally! Battle arcane yo

#Monsterdon The Emporer vs Vader at last

WIZARD DUEL!!! #Monsterdon

Beam o war!

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Jack Nicholson in this movie is indistinguishable from Jerry Lewis #monsterdon

I'm not sure what's so bad about being a raven

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Disco fever! #monsterdon

This was all to learn new handy-jo techniques?

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I think I might need a separate mastodon client to participate in #Monsterdon because @IceCubesApp is really struggling to keep up.

EXPELLI-ARMS

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Always two...there are....

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@healyn

IKR? Who could've guessed?

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Green rays against blue rays - this must be how Aquamarine man is born

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Well, aren't we all a bunch of losers

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It's almost as if Nicholson knows he's in a crap film, has to play it straight, and it's just not his thing.

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oh yeah i remember this portal level

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Falling further behind as I had to spend a while in the washroom #Monsterdon

@_L1vY_ Stepmom #monsterdon

"I offer you a choice"

either die in the vacuum of space...

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Wow, Raven-boy is an asshole

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I'm going to give her.... MY HAIRCUT!

"Scarabus, you maniac!"

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I can't believe Borris fell for that.

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Is Lenore not her mother?

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#Monsterdon More stock footage?

@Martin O, come on, now. It's #monsterdon . Don't do something silly like pay attention. 😃

Oh, come on. The stockade?

At least turn her into a cute mouse or something.

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yes, back to raven. Actually, turn them all into different kinds of birds, I reckon.

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#monsterdon But ... Dr Bedlow knows the de-raven formula, so he could give basically anyone the recipe.

Raven 2 Raven

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I'll do anything you want, you know what I mean. You know. C'mon

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watch out for high rises, Bedlo!

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They're more like Facebook friends than friend friends, obviously #monsterdon

What about the others?
What others there are no others. Who are they? I don't know them.
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Thed assistant's name is .... Gort

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#monsterdon Such perfection of treachery fills me with admiration.. hehe..

@SecularJeffrey If only… #monsterdon

Yes, thank you for turning that lump back into a bird
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Holy fuck, it's Dr. Orpheus and his wife…

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exit, stage sky

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THANK GOD.

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None of this makes any sense #monsterdon #theraven

Magpie and the Magitones

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@Martin

Step mother

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@Martin Actually, no. Way back when at the beginning, Craven says to the daughter "to you, she was a step-mother, but to me..."

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I love how Vincent Price acts like an depressive maniac
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"A man?"

SHOTS FIRED!

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Dost thou have boobies?

Quoth the wife: ever more

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@saucerlost He's Poppy the sailor man! #Monsterdon

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no no not exposition now. It's too late for all that

This film and Clash of the Titans (1981) taught me as a child never to trust Hollywood adaptations of classic literature or stories.

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He sleeps all dressed up, boots and all? #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

I, too, have failed at the task of living.

- The Owlbear, daily.

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Erasmus sounds like a whiny white liberal. #monsterdon

So... is not Dr. Craven's daughter also Lenore's daughter?

Lenore doesn't seem to have strong maternal instincts.

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double cross, back cross. This movie is just missing some upside crosses
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@infernusgoatus Yes, it's definitely a film.
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Let’s talk this through some more before we do nothing. #monsterdon

You know, I bet this film can be used as a threat to gradeschoolers to pay attention to the Edgar Allen Poe.

"Read the poem, or you'll watch The Raven (1963)!"

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Hey Scarabus can you please turn some more people into jam, kthxbye

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@Taweret Vincent might enjoy it too much #monsterdon

Lol sure are a lot of load-bearing pillars in that dungeon cell

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#monsterdon I too have failed at the task of living.. LOL

Oh so Jack can act a little in this movie. He's just so wooden for most of it.
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We all have stronger words in mind, Jack. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

@Taweret Because...

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I got nothing.

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Daddy is a traitor. A double agent. A faux-raven. #monsterdon

@catzilla you're in good company

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Oh no they turned Dr. Craven into a terracotta warrior

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This is not even close to soul bondage

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why didnt he jsut tie them up in the first place?

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"everything i have tried in life was a failure"

including this movie.

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I don't even understand the plot of this movie anymore, just here for the vibes #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Watch out! Scarabus will turn you into...a hand-drawn cartoooon!!

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You know, Erasmus is better off without Lenore! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why is red-haired woman with Karloff? She is out of his league about three times.

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As magical rope-binding goes, that was on the loose and sloppy side...

So much doublecrossing! DIABOLICAL! #Monsterdon

statue'd! in the entryway!

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Craven! No!

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@jonny Not divorced, nor even dearly departed. Just departed.

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That color dress looks good on dead Lenore, gotta say #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's probably a bad thing if your wife laughs at the idea that you might be tortured.