None of these costumes were made for running #Monsterdon

blinded by the light

wrapped up like a wizard in a turban with green light

#monsterdon

#monsterdon finally! Battle arcane yo

#Monsterdon The Emporer vs Vader at last

WIZARD DUEL!!! #Monsterdon

Beam o war!

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Jack Nicholson in this movie is indistinguishable from Jerry Lewis #monsterdon

I'm not sure what's so bad about being a raven

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Disco fever! #monsterdon

This was all to learn new handy-jo techniques?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

I think I might need a separate mastodon client to participate in #Monsterdon because @IceCubesApp is really struggling to keep up.

EXPELLI-ARMS

#Monsterdon

Always two...there are....

#monsterdon #theraven1963

@healyn

IKR? Who could've guessed?

#Monsterdon

Green rays against blue rays - this must be how Aquamarine man is born

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Hey doctor, how about a STOOL SAMPLE #Monsterdon

Well, aren't we all a bunch of losers

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It's almost as if Nicholson knows he's in a crap film, has to play it straight, and it's just not his thing.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

oh yeah i remember this portal level

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@ramsey She was straightening it out so it's not all tangled in the stocks. Lenore's not a MONSTER, after all! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Beware the smokey poker!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Falling further behind as I had to spend a while in the washroom #Monsterdon

@_L1vY_ Stepmom #monsterdon

"I offer you a choice"

either die in the vacuum of space...

#monsterdon #WrongMovie

Yes, Lorre, you are a disgraceful failure

#monsterdon

Wow, Raven-boy is an asshole

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I'm going to give her.... MY HAIRCUT!

"Scarabus, you maniac!"

#Monsterdon

I can't believe Borris fell for that.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Is Lenore not her mother?

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#Monsterdon More stock footage?

@Martin O, come on, now. It's #monsterdon . Don't do something silly like pay attention. 😃

Oh, come on. The stockade?

At least turn her into a cute mouse or something.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

yes, back to raven. Actually, turn them all into different kinds of birds, I reckon.

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#monsterdon But ... Dr Bedlow knows the de-raven formula, so he could give basically anyone the recipe.

Raven 2 Raven

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The rope usage is rather random on this set of prisoners.

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I'll do anything you want, you know what I mean. You know. C'mon

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watch out for high rises, Bedlo!

#monsterdon

Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you, got mine." #Monsterdon

They're more like Facebook friends than friend friends, obviously #monsterdon

What about the others?
What others there are no others. Who are they? I don't know them.
#Monsterdon

Thed assistant's name is .... Gort

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

YES HE'S A RAVEN AGAIN

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#monsterdon Such perfection of treachery fills me with admiration.. hehe..

@SecularJeffrey If only… #monsterdon

Yes, thank you for turning that lump back into a bird
#monsterdon

Holy fuck, it's Dr. Orpheus and his wife…

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

exit, stage sky

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

THANK GOD.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

None of this makes any sense #monsterdon #theraven

Magpie and the Magitones

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@Martin

Step mother

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@Martin Actually, no. Way back when at the beginning, Craven says to the daughter "to you, she was a step-mother, but to me..."

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I love how Vincent Price acts like an depressive maniac
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#theraven1963

"A man?"

SHOTS FIRED!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

Dost thou have boobies?

Quoth the wife: ever more

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@saucerlost He's Poppy the sailor man! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

no no not exposition now. It's too late for all that

This film and Clash of the Titans (1981) taught me as a child never to trust Hollywood adaptations of classic literature or stories.

#monsterdon

I, too, have failed at the task of living.

- The Owlbear, daily.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

He sleeps all dressed up, boots and all? #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Erasmus sounds like a whiny white liberal. #monsterdon

So... is not Dr. Craven's daughter also Lenore's daughter?

Lenore doesn't seem to have strong maternal instincts.

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double cross, back cross. This movie is just missing some upside crosses
#monsterdon #theraven1963

@infernusgoatus Yes, it's definitely a film.
#monsterdon #theraven

Let’s talk this through some more before we do nothing. #monsterdon

You know, I bet this film can be used as a threat to gradeschoolers to pay attention to the Edgar Allen Poe.

"Read the poem, or you'll watch The Raven (1963)!"

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Hey Scarabus can you please turn some more people into jam, kthxbye

#Monsterdon

@Taweret Vincent might enjoy it too much #monsterdon

Lol sure are a lot of load-bearing pillars in that dungeon cell

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#monsterdon I too have failed at the task of living.. LOL

Oh so Jack can act a little in this movie. He's just so wooden for most of it.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

We all have stronger words in mind, Jack. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Four people strapped to slabs of rock and forced to watch a madman prepare their torture

At long last, I can relate to this film.

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@Taweret Because...

...

............
................

I got nothing.

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Daddy is a traitor. A double agent. A faux-raven. #monsterdon

@catzilla you're in good company

#Monsterdon

Oh no they turned Dr. Craven into a terracotta warrior

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This is not even close to soul bondage

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why didnt he jsut tie them up in the first place?

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"everything i have tried in life was a failure"

including this movie.

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None of this should have happened in a world where one dude can turn anyone into stone

(Or raspberry jam... raspberry jam is always better)

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I don't even understand the plot of this movie anymore, just here for the vibes #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Watch out! Scarabus will turn you into...a hand-drawn cartoooon!!

#Monsterdon

You know, Erasmus is better off without Lenore! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why is red-haired woman with Karloff? She is out of his league about three times.

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As magical rope-binding goes, that was on the loose and sloppy side...

So much doublecrossing! DIABOLICAL! #Monsterdon

If he could tie up Bedlo with a gesture why not gag him too? #monsterdon

statue'd! in the entryway!

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Craven! No!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

OH MY GOD HE LIT HER HEAD ON FIRE, I- oh

>_> #Monsterdon

@jonny Not divorced, nor even dearly departed. Just departed.

#monsterdon #theraven

That color dress looks good on dead Lenore, gotta say #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's probably a bad thing if your wife laughs at the idea that you might be tortured.

@kshernandez "Ya little zipperneck" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Quit fondling the air, Boris #Monsterdon

Instead of climbing out on a ledge, couldn't they have just knocked on Dr Craven's bedroom door?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Hawks attacking a raven? At night??? #Monsterdon