Quick we must make evasive maneuvers with our planet! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Everything in this movie flies weirdly

magnetic invisible wall?

i won't make an allusion to magneto i WONT make an allusion to magneto...

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai GRAVITY

*jazz hands*

#Monsterdon

I love the smell of Solarites in the morning. Smells like... victory. And S'mores. #monsterdon

So the fried chicken planet is under attack by flying grill coals piloted by flaming butthead ducks.

Okay, sure. Why not. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "now what you call an invisible wall is actually a bunch of our bullshit"

For a people who are supposed to believe in hard work and being productive they have spent a lot of time not doing any work at all
#monsterdon

Kill us all Kill us all Kill us all Kill us all #monsterdon

For once I am not way behind everyone else, I just got to the weird wine-bottle crystal theremins too #monsterdon

I would really like to see this movie remade by Guy Maddin.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon THEY GOT SPACE-GOOFY

59m in and we have a monster #monsterdon

The Solarites are just popcorn clusters it turns out

#Monsterdon

We're only hearing one side of this Solarite War I think.....

#monsterdon

I am starting to think that thing is just a crappy theremin. #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

finally, a monster worthy of #monsterdon!

ooooooookay the Solarite is turning things around here

#Monsterdon

This is the most sexually charged #Monsterdon ever.

"Solarite"

Of course there's a secret planet about to fall into the Sun, that's how Space works

#monsterdon

Chapman just Chapman-splained love to Liara?
#Monsterdon

@Taweret all raytheon technology is theremin-based

#monsterdon

Ah, yes, the solarites are from Sun Satellites.

You know... planets.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

The only planet that invented the Theremin before the wheel. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

The attack of...
WHOM!!
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

"...we're being attacked by hot and spicy wings!"

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

i admit it's a pretty advanced civilisation that can make a theremin out of broken wine glasses

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Oh no I just noticed the asteroid people's shoes they are not advanced cobblers

The siren song of tinnitus!

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Who signed off on the least intimidating knife prop ever #monsterdon

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET

WE CONTROL THE

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Oh, you're awake. I've been caressing your cheek with a knife for 45 minutes

#Monsterdon

just a late night chap between bros. with a knife. #monsterdon

so her plan was the same as T'Pring's in Amok Time

#monsterdon

"I inspected your giant suit."

Yeah, I saw you sniffing my panties, what of it? #Monsterdon

such a nice gentle pat on the shoulder between mostly-naked men #monsterdon

So if he just breathes some air from his oxygen tank on his suit he'll get big again, right? #monsterdon

I am the one man who can handle the master control center.

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Liara, you've dodged a bullet. Frank Chapman is a doofus.

The dejected audience shuffles out having been denied their bloodsport.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon mute girl wants him DEAD.

Combat rod? I'm sorry but this is the most dumbass duel I have ever seen.
#Monsterdon

The hydraulic press couple would love this place. #Monsterdon

I love how the women are all mad now, like, "They brought out the combat rod and EVERYTHING and now NO ONE dies? I'm definitely doing something else next Friday, this blows."

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

This contest is not only homoerotic, it's making their hair bigger #Monsterdon

yes, kill him, maybe there'll be less dialogue in this movie if there's one less person in it. #monsterdon

American Gladiator would have been better
#monsterdon

That's a sound signal, not a light signal

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

It’s so sad they haven’t invented buttons on this planet/asteroid/meteor yet

#Monsterdon

It's a duel of bravery, otherwise known as a duel of "who can push harder on this combat rod?"

#Monsterdon

Where is the skill involved?
#monsterdon

You know this whole demonstration is just a way for them to display their ummm manly "assets".

#Monsterdon

This is like American Gladiators except they slipped quaaludes into everyone's water. #monsterdon

So how does this duel work?

Well, first you take off your shirt.

#monsterdon

Not big fans of conservation of matter, are these wee folks?

#Monsterdon

How did someone just say, "Put the combat rod into position," and no one laughed? How many takes was that?

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

oh yeah, well I'm challenging you to Globnar

#monsterdon

God damn, even Kirk was more buff than these chumps.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Oxygen makes you grow bigger, heat makes time move faster. #monsterdon

I think Star Trek stole all of its dumb fighting scenes from this movie.

#Monsterdon

The odds that some of these sets were reused on Star Trek approach 100% #Monsterdon

dick wars
#Monsterdon

Oh, a duel. Hold up, I'll queue up the soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL8Jjtn0fA

#Monsterdon

Third pronunciation of Rayton has been unlocked #monsterdon

There is only one way to settle this dispute:

Man-scaping competition!

#monsterdon

OMG it’s Amok Time! #Monsterdon

"Maybe it's a carryover from Earth and not good taste-"

JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE #Monsterdon

"How is it you're more different than the others?"

Ohhhh he likes her because she can't correct his terrible grammar

#Monsterdon

Cultural enrichment...
Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" bit

#Monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPgurvq6MIU

He fell in love with her after ten minutes?! #Monsterdon

@raindrops_and_roses must be Laundry day! #wrongmovie #Monsterdon

“I like you. You can’t talk.”
#monsterdon

what if we held hands outside my old spacesuit i wore before i became tiny

#monsterdon

"The atoms have narrower electronic orbits than on other planets."

Oh, THAT'S how they get smol oxygen. 😐 #Monsterdon

No Raython sign language....? #monsterdon

"the atoms on this planet have narrow urethras..."

#monsterdon

*extremely The Hollies voice* 🎵 Because of the air that we breathe 🎶

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Okay, Space Archie, settle down. We get it; you get to choose between Space Betty and Space Veronica. #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

"...I'm mute so they only have to pay me scale."

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@uptownsongclub Hot On Rayton, starring Betty White

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@Taweret they have gravity control, i bet that rock feels fluffy

#monsterdon

Rayton has superior doorway design but their pillow technology is unhinged #monsterdon

Wait. is this a pre global climate change metaphor?
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

99.9% of the time strange alien clothing is "what if boy had cleavage too" #monsterdon

I notice you've already unbuttoned your shirt, champ.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I would like to point out that this is almost exactly the same plot device as featured in Doom 3 (where it was the Elemental Phase Deconstructor)

#Monsterdon

@diazona Like, it's relevant... she's too hot for the part, it's distracting. Give her a speaking role or something. How am I not supposed to not notice when they give her all these close-ups? (pauses movie, hits rewind) it's not my fault

#monsterdon

super advanced people love to sleep on stone slabs

#monsterdon

Retha doesn't look that comfortable trying to catch some shuteye on her stone mattress #monsterdon

Oh goodie. We are gonna get a new kind of bad science on Monsterdon.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Jeez, Chapman, don't be creepy

#Monsterdon

Concentrated beam of heat might speed up our time.

Got it.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@apLundell the leaders sell resin sculptures on etsy #monsterdon

I DARE you to make less sense movie. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

...Wait, so your planet is a balloon? #Monsterdon

So its a resource depletion story #monsterdon

Two more beautiful men on their way. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon blast off, hoser. 😂

That's not how physics works.

#Monsterdon

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