Oh, by the way, we just leave the activated Death Linoleum Squares laying around. So sorry Solarite.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Wait, Zeta screams now? She wasn't mute ?
EDIT: Oh, and now she can talk.

Wait, the plates are always live? Or did the solarite turn them on?

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Chekhov's gun again. #monsterdon

Solarite costume seems so uncomfortable
#Monsterdon

They should put guard rails around those gravity plates. #Monsterdon

"All The Solarites, Dead"

#monsterdon

Watch your footing, Kiel, we can't afford to lose you to a crappy production like this. #Monsterdon

hey, she can scream. turns out she CAN resist after all. (-_-)
#monsterdon

I really wish the monster's fingers weren't so uncircumcised tho

#monsterdon

"If he gets out, he'll kill us all."

He's out. He has captured one and attacked another kinda randomly without killing him.

#monsterdon

Solarite is beginning to feel its lower back seize up, time to take a break and rethink this whole kidnapping plan. #monsterdon

That's why you should always lock your theremin when you leave your workstation.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Bye Bye Solarite...
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Flaming charcoal vs chicken nugget does not deserve this music. #Monsterdon

...Wait, is Richard Kiel in that suit? MAN what a WASTE! #Monsterdon

"I have been trapped in a tortuously small cell by these aliens on this planet for ages....the first thing i want to do now that I'm out is see what their hair feels like"

#monsterdon

Nothing more relaxing that crossing your legs and pointing your toes sensually while sleeping

#Monsterdon

@gnomon shoulda been iambic pentameter

But i am deeply plaguèd with regret
When I the popcorn monsters must destroy

#monsterdon

Solarite, or member of GWAR who got lost backstage and can't find the green room? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this is a solarite

oh she can see I guess. just not very well

#monsterdon

Where's the light switch

#monsterdon

@Lazarou They're too small to poop #monsterdon

@Lazarou They have no need for doors because of the density of their planet.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon blagh im the alien!! im gonna getcha!!!
oh no, a dimmer switch!!

Fireball attack? Better play the Theremin

#monsterdon

@Taweret This is asymptotically approaching a plot though

#Monsterdon

We can't repel umami of that magnitude!

#monsterdon

"One day you and Herron will lead our people?"

These aliens a far too trusting of the Earth man they have been holding hostage on their planet for about 48 hours.

#Monsterdon

So. That was the last battle of the Chicken Sandwich Wars, huh? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

"But I am deeply plagued with regret when I am forced to destroy" friend, you held a vote, and then you didn't really even vote. You just did what the earthman wanted.

Do the gravity curtains match the gravity drapes?
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

oh no the monster broke free and is running amok

that's the opposite of what we wanted

#monsterdon

Theremin torture is over.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"We can't take their full assault" "I choose to fight!"

Proceeds to stand there and take it.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#monsterdon EVERYTHING IS THERAMINS

oh wait. they're the popcorn. I hope they can defeat the flaming popcorns

#monsterdon

It's like Star Wars with fried chicken. #Monsterdon

"concentrated heat"

Is this like E E Smith (or earlier maybe) science?

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I hope they can defeat this popcorn

#monsterdon

Aww. Sad Solarite. #Monsterdon

I'm sure these two civilizations could talk away their differences over a nice feast of chemical breadfruit, have they tried that? #monsterdon

Is he playing a theremin #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

"What would you do?"

YOU

MAKE

THE CALL

#Monsterdon

Quick we must make evasive maneuvers with our planet! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Everything in this movie flies weirdly

magnetic invisible wall?

i won't make an allusion to magneto i WONT make an allusion to magneto...

#monsterdon

I love the smell of Solarites in the morning. Smells like... victory. And S'mores. #monsterdon

So the fried chicken planet is under attack by flying grill coals piloted by flaming butthead ducks.

Okay, sure. Why not. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "now what you call an invisible wall is actually a bunch of our bullshit"

For a people who are supposed to believe in hard work and being productive they have spent a lot of time not doing any work at all
#monsterdon

Kill us all Kill us all Kill us all Kill us all #monsterdon

For once I am not way behind everyone else, I just got to the weird wine-bottle crystal theremins too #monsterdon

I would really like to see this movie remade by Guy Maddin.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon THEY GOT SPACE-GOOFY

The Solarites are just popcorn clusters it turns out

#Monsterdon

We're only hearing one side of this Solarite War I think.....

#monsterdon

I am starting to think that thing is just a crappy theremin. #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

finally, a monster worthy of #monsterdon!

ooooooookay the Solarite is turning things around here

#Monsterdon

This is the most sexually charged #Monsterdon ever.

"Solarite"

Of course there's a secret planet about to fall into the Sun, that's how Space works

#monsterdon

@Taweret all raytheon technology is theremin-based

#monsterdon

Ah, yes, the solarites are from Sun Satellites.

You know... planets.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

The only planet that invented the Theremin before the wheel. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

The attack of...
WHOM!!
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

"...we're being attacked by hot and spicy wings!"

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Oh no I just noticed the asteroid people's shoes they are not advanced cobblers

The siren song of tinnitus!

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Who signed off on the least intimidating knife prop ever #monsterdon

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET

WE CONTROL THE

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Oh, you're awake. I've been caressing your cheek with a knife for 45 minutes

#Monsterdon

just a late night chap between bros. with a knife. #monsterdon

so her plan was the same as T'Pring's in Amok Time

#monsterdon

"I inspected your giant suit."

Yeah, I saw you sniffing my panties, what of it? #Monsterdon

such a nice gentle pat on the shoulder between mostly-naked men #monsterdon

So if he just breathes some air from his oxygen tank on his suit he'll get big again, right? #monsterdon

I am the one man who can handle the master control center.

#Monsterdon
@tag-monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Liara, you've dodged a bullet. Frank Chapman is a doofus.

The dejected audience shuffles out having been denied their bloodsport.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon mute girl wants him DEAD.

Combat rod? I'm sorry but this is the most dumbass duel I have ever seen.
#Monsterdon

The hydraulic press couple would love this place. #Monsterdon

I love how the women are all mad now, like, "They brought out the combat rod and EVERYTHING and now NO ONE dies? I'm definitely doing something else next Friday, this blows."

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

This contest is not only homoerotic, it's making their hair bigger #Monsterdon

yes, kill him, maybe there'll be less dialogue in this movie if there's one less person in it. #monsterdon

American Gladiator would have been better
#monsterdon

That's a sound signal, not a light signal

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

It’s so sad they haven’t invented buttons on this planet/asteroid/meteor yet

#Monsterdon

It's a duel of bravery, otherwise known as a duel of "who can push harder on this combat rod?"

#Monsterdon

Where is the skill involved?
#monsterdon

You know this whole demonstration is just a way for them to display their ummm manly "assets".

#Monsterdon

This is like American Gladiators except they slipped quaaludes into everyone's water. #monsterdon

So how does this duel work?

Well, first you take off your shirt.

#monsterdon

Not big fans of conservation of matter, are these wee folks?

#Monsterdon

How did someone just say, "Put the combat rod into position," and no one laughed? How many takes was that?

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

oh yeah, well I'm challenging you to Globnar

#monsterdon

God damn, even Kirk was more buff than these chumps.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Oxygen makes you grow bigger, heat makes time move faster. #monsterdon