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BTW the guy playing Chapman looks very Native American.

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They blew the budget on those jetpacks and spaceship interior

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I kinda expected Zetha to smuggle herself in Chapman's pocket, but she's not expanding yet, so maybe not?

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#Monsterdon movies are not known for their quality of love stories.

@Ayyyydrew Or did they just colorize her with violet eyes cause she kinda looks like Elizabeth Taylor.
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"Frank, you're a lucky guy. Crappy captain though" #monsterdon

I also need every bit of thrust for my takeoff.

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There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.

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Frank has to carry the stone with him, but of course the stone does not grow in Earth's atmosphere, so it'll just be a little grain of sand that he'll accidentally inhale and sneeze out somewhere.

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and YOU were there, and YOU, and YOU were there too! #monsterdon

“There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.”
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"Where's McConan?"

He wouldn't shut up so I stuffed him in a Good and Beautiful locker. #Monsterdon

"Ohhh, I know what really happened, I went mad and killed my crewmate then crashed into a rock, silly me..."

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OK but the head embiggening back into the helmet was pretty great

Time to reinflate Frank

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Imagine crawling into your suit as a smol person and sealing it up for you to "instantly" grow to "normal" size. Now, imagine they seal it and turn on the oxygen before you're arranged in the proper position to fill the suit.

Oops!

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oh no was it all a dream?

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"But there's no trace of culture....begin the land sales! Development! "

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Oh, good, a second flashback.

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“What did you get for visiting the tiny planet, Frank Chapman?”

“I got a rock.”

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Gave my (25r) boyfriend (30m) a random rock and told him it was a good luck charm, AITA #monsterdon

Whoah! They just addressed the no-oxygen-in-the-suit problem, I'm impressed!

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I like how the Solarite actor just side-stepped onto the plate so that he'd be in position to be disintegrated. 😂
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@whknott That is what the movie is trying to teach us #monsterdon

I was wondering what was going on with the second rocket. How come they don't get a cool name like 'Pegasus' for their ship? #monsterdon

you already sent one white to investigate why are you sending

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So if Blond Hero embiggens in his space suit, how is he gonna make sure his arms get successfully in the armholes at the right time? What if he gets big too fast and his arms get stuck like a kid trying to escape a snowsuit? #Monsterdon

Are those battle controls made of upside down cut up two liter bottles? #monsterdon

are y'all watching the same movie #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial It's all a matter of perspective 🙃

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"But I don't wanna go back to the Moon, I have some action here....."

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Yeah, yeah, Kirk's Lament, we've all seen it. #Monsterdon

@whknott Tiny, yet huge, at the same time #monsterdon

This is basically the plot of Poor Things. #monsterdon

Uh. Rival guy’s “flap” is open. Wut? #Monsterdon

huh, panic cures space laryngitis, who knew?

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But you can talk

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@Lazarou I'm not certain, but he was in the credits and I haven't seen anyone else walking around with a chin like his. #Monsterdon

So they just leave the instadeath squares in the control room all the time? #monsterdon

so far this alien is far less aggressive than the earthling was when he got here. he like lightly shoved a guy.

...everyone on this planetoid is a war criminal

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@blogdiva Can you imagine having some tiny aryans up in your funk?

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Oh, by the way, we just leave the activated Death Linoleum Squares laying around. So sorry Solarite.

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Thank goodness the monster didn't step a foot to the right, left, forward or backwards!
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Wait, Zeta screams now? She wasn't mute ?
EDIT: Oh, and now she can talk.

Wait, the plates are always live? Or did the solarite turn them on?

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Chekhov's gun again. #monsterdon

Solarite costume seems so uncomfortable
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They should put guard rails around those gravity plates. #Monsterdon

"All The Solarites, Dead"

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Watch your footing, Kiel, we can't afford to lose you to a crappy production like this. #Monsterdon

hey, she can scream. turns out she CAN resist after all. (-_-)
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Hello and welcome to the planet of no doors.
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I really wish the monster's fingers weren't so uncircumcised tho

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"If he gets out, he'll kill us all."

He's out. He has captured one and attacked another kinda randomly without killing him.

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Solarite is beginning to feel its lower back seize up, time to take a break and rethink this whole kidnapping plan. #monsterdon

That is the sound of a solarite farting.

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That's why you should always lock your theremin when you leave your workstation.

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Bye Bye Solarite...
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Flaming charcoal vs chicken nugget does not deserve this music. #Monsterdon

...Wait, is Richard Kiel in that suit? MAN what a WASTE! #Monsterdon

Why is the solarite stealing a girl? What is the objective here?

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Nothing more relaxing that crossing your legs and pointing your toes sensually while sleeping

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"I have been trapped in a tortuously small cell by these aliens on this planet for ages....the first thing i want to do now that I'm out is see what their hair feels like"

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#Monsterdon im gonna wiggle my fingies at you ohhhh so scarrrryyyy

@gnomon shoulda been iambic pentameter

But i am deeply plaguèd with regret
When I the popcorn monsters must destroy

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Solarite, or member of GWAR who got lost backstage and can't find the green room? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this is a solarite

oh she can see I guess. just not very well

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Where's the light switch

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What has the Solarite been eating all these years? Does he subsist on a fire based diet?
He is a really cheap suit but I like the giant shoulder spikes that break up the human silhouette a bit.
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@Lazarou They're too small to poop #monsterdon

@Lazarou They have no need for doors because of the density of their planet.

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Couldn't the Raytonians simply end the conflict by sharing their gravity technology? Like, why isn't that an option?

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#Monsterdon blagh im the alien!! im gonna getcha!!!
oh no, a dimmer switch!!

Fireball attack? Better play the Theremin

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@Taweret This is asymptotically approaching a plot though

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We can't repel umami of that magnitude!

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"One day you and Herron will lead our people?"

These aliens a far too trusting of the Earth man they have been holding hostage on their planet for about 48 hours.

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So. That was the last battle of the Chicken Sandwich Wars, huh? #Monsterdon

Sessen : What would you do?
Jackass at the back : plum sauce or maybe Ranch.
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"But I am deeply plagued with regret when I am forced to destroy" friend, you held a vote, and then you didn't really even vote. You just did what the earthman wanted.

Do the gravity curtains match the gravity drapes?
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oh no the monster broke free and is running amok

that's the opposite of what we wanted

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Theremin torture is over.

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activate the gravity curtain! wavy lines will save us! #monsterdon

"We can't take their full assault" "I choose to fight!"

Proceeds to stand there and take it.

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#monsterdon EVERYTHING IS THERAMINS

Are they attacking broccoli? #monsterdon

oh wait. they're the popcorn. I hope they can defeat the flaming popcorns

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It's like Star Wars with fried chicken. #Monsterdon

"concentrated heat"

Is this like E E Smith (or earlier maybe) science?

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I hope they can defeat this popcorn

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Aww. Sad Solarite. #Monsterdon

I'm sure these two civilizations could talk away their differences over a nice feast of chemical breadfruit, have they tried that? #monsterdon

Is he playing a theremin #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

"What would you do?"

YOU

MAKE

THE CALL

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