Reminder that anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

I'm surprised the cars still work... didn't they still have asbestos in this era?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dave's chemical coffee might kill us all!
#TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon okay I finally saw the rock-hard dog. i laughed

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

GO NOW

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

She needs to be de-rocked!

#monsterdon

even this movie can run Doom! #monsterdon

Oh no not the miniature matchstick houses!!! #Monsterdon

The good ol' days when people read newspapers.

#Monsterdon

"I just told that ACAB MFer that I would do it - but ain't gonna."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look at Junior Disaster Capitalist Paperboy over here.

Kids these days, saying "screw you, pay me" #Monsterdon

"Kids nowadays have to get paid for everything." Hustle culture run amok, etc., etc. #Monsterdon

That's right, NATIONALIZE those children! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

Just wait until these rocks get to silicon valley!

legacy media saved the day this time

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The day is saved thanks to... a Paperboy!
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon So is the stone dog a real rock hound?

George Webb
"Painless"
Dentist

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#Monsterdon a movie about rocks *would* bring in the CHiPs

the rocks also being able to drink electricity rules. i want this movie to be remade now that we have like.. computers and the internet and stuff #Monsterdon

Ginny had a rocky day but she's weathered through. #Monsterdon

They've found the water table!

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Holy schist!

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Hendricks' formula? For Rock & Roll? Start with Purple Haze then...... 😉

#monsterdon

She's got ROCK HAND!
#Monsterdon

"monochloro acetic acid"

It's a thing, but I'm not sure it's a thing we should be putting into people...

(also it's not very common, trichloro is much more common)

#Monsterdon

Lol, who remembers the old Aladdin animated TV series?

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Shadow_of_a_Doubt

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

lol @ 'portable unit'

(it's late)

#monsterdon

@Lazarou @gnomon But it would cost $250,000

#Monsterdon

rocks rocks rocks

a monolith of rocks

society won't under

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

@msh Solution! Hah! I get it!

😉

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Add chemistry and medicine to the sciences deeply insulted by this movie.

#Monsterdon NOT NOW, LITTLE GIRL WITH THE STUFFED TOYS

another rule

3) Don't let pharmacists talk

#monsterdon

This movie tells me it must have rained on Jupiter during 2010 #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe in hotpants #monsterdon

#Monsterdon tbh modern scifi films could use marginally more accurate science like 1950s ones.

doctor spooncore?

what is spooncore?

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

That's, like, a year's worth of weather for Riverside. The Inland Empire is gonna have a bad time. #Monsterdon

I liked the cops from last week better, they had those kicky little bowties. Like they delivered hamburgers on rollerskates in their off hours :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm kinda obsessed with how pretty #LolaAlbright is in this.
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They still haven't explained how the petrification continues even after you put the rock down. Or was it just a process that's already started and the silica is gone and they can't stop it?

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

"Your formula worked completely! Ginny is completely cured! Over."

"Wait, who is Ginny again?"

#monsterdon

THESE ARE THE STORIES OF THE NAKED FREEWAY

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

@amyfou #monsterdon Amy, remember COVID and here there is no internet

All the 1950s household conveniences are malfunctioning!

#monsterdon

The wonders of silicone injections! Jenny is cured!

#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

There should have been a big PSSSSSHHHHHTTTTT sound when he unlatched that iron lung.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

"They cut the power..."

"How did they cut the power, man!? Their minerals!"

#monsterdon

okay I don't think you know that she's 'completely out of danger'

#monsterdon

Stay tuned to this station for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, DIE #Monsterdon

Damn that's some strong coffee, wake up the rocks even!

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Ethel - Create a giant party line like we do on #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “What is it I’m supposed to warn them about?”

Wait, what do you mean ’The rocks are invading in force’??

I wonder if there's a history of coffee-making methods. I occasionally read descriptions of someone making coffee in the first half of the 20th century and it's like, they know it involves coffee beans and hot water, but beyond that they're just guessing.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Uh-oh, Mineral Ginny has awoken....

#monsterdon

Coffee so bad it keeps you single. #monsterdon

Meteorologist guy munched half the scenery in just those few minutes. Glorious.

#monsterdon

The weather man lives a lonely life.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is weirdly a more realistic representation of science than in current movies. Two dudes in a lab, chatting casually and poking a rock, completely overwhelmed because this isn't their very specific and narrow field of expertise.

Safety has improved but other than that, pretty much the same.

Look, it's a public crisis and the only thing that will save everyone is drastic, coordinated public action. So, uh, nevermind then. #monsterdon

@jonny Though that could have played out with one rock randomly getting coffee on it and then that'd be all

#Monsterdon

and rock 'n roll is AAVE for raunchy sex

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

"Hello weatherman? Can you please shut the rain off before we all die?" #monsterdon

Is this a meteorology joke? Is this about geologists making fun of a meteorologist?
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

Yes, thank you, we understand exponential growth.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh god. The military-style discussion of the oncoming Invasion of the Monoliths is making it hard for me to type.

The water rock silicon transfer flow is still obscure to me.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

oh my, these rocks are really getting, uh, large huh #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Is no one going to start handling these rocks with gloves? I mean, surely that would be a reasonable precaution, right?

so the rock not only steals silicates from everything, I guess it transmutes water into silicates? or something?

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Oh no it’s Space Godzilla #monsterdon

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Coffee is the finest organic suspension humanity has every devised! Janeway said so!

#monsterdon

The thing about saying everybody who touches the meteorites petrifies is that every character has held the rock at least once. #monsterdon

those bastard rocks aren't getting my coffee

#monsterdon

The monsters are here! And they are thirsty!
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

How many essential elements are there for Pete’s sake: earth, air … #Monsterdon

"As long as there is water, it'll multiply again and again—”

<THUNDER>

"OH SHIT"

#Monsterdon

what they are going to do, put a giant umbrella over the meteorite?
#monsterdon

Actually, I'm not sure that's a Bunsen burner. I think it's a Meker burner?

#Monsterdon

"Coffee is nothing but flavored water."

Now I know who the real villain of the movie is.

#monsterdon

they had a perfect opening to make coffee the activating agent but they took the cowards way out and went with water #monsterdon

"...coffee is nothing but flavored water"

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

the rocks are here for our coffee! my god!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Water made the rock grow!

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

'Coffee is nothing but flavored water..."
How ya feel about that description @trixter ?
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

OH NO THE METEORS HAVE COME FOR OUR COFFEE #monsterdon

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

#Monsterdon See, coffee is life! #CoffeeWatch

oh my gods he's boiling coffee straight

probably like he learned in world ware II i guess

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon Once again we established that Scientists Run on Coffee.

Look at that rock engorge....

#monsterdon

I wanna make coffee with lab equipment.

#monsterdon

is this younger guy hitting on this older guy? here let me pour you some coffee, hey did you know i'm a bachelor, etc. ??? i might ship it. #monsterdon

@Taweret In the 50s, wandering around the Nevada desert and picking up strange rocks was indeed dangerous. #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Bet these rocks would love silicon valley #Monsterdon

Armus??? #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

That's gonna be some really gross coffee.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Grow, my minerals! GROW!!!!!

#Monsterdon