I kinda want this movie to get a remake just for the people turning into rocks effect to look like anything at all.
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters
another ashy black incognegro dead
Ah the 50's, when the police would just commandeer an entire town's children and it was cool
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I'm just an old country reporter
Are they giving the Capitalist Bicycle Children something very, very dangerous to do
"unless i can tell em how much they'll get paid."
smart kids.
#monsterdon
@starkraving666 Because the dog is still alive, just stoned.
Out of context #monsterdon line: "Look at the dog, he's as hard as granite!"
I found the Science Coffee Pot! It's a "Pyrex Flameware 6 Cup Coffee Percolator"
I don't know ALL the science but it sounds like the solution to this problem is salt and vinegar flavoured microchips #Monsterdon
@gnomon 2024 People would not be as naive
Destroy the child
if they don't make the rocks talk or do telepathy or something they will have made a grave mistake #monsterdon
You all laughed about my iron lung cure but who's laughing now? #monsterdon
the rocks grow hard and hard until they can't anymore then they tumble down and break up into chitlin pieces and some rain coming down makes them doing it again and again and again
They ARE monsters!!
#monsterdon
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quick deploy the national umbrella service!
#Monsterdon This movie just got very meteor-logical.
Collision of the sciences!
Quick don't call the government! Just leave town
so what I'm hearing is, the coffee is safe? so we're good?
#monsterdon βI canβt stand the rain, against my windowββ¦
William Schallert! Nancy Drew's father is supposed to give us GOOD news! #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters
This is the best "grow your own crystals" fun kit I have ever seen.
#Monsterdon
Coffee has that effect on me too.
[Ominous rock sounds]
white guys and their black dick porn *smh*
Coming soon: 'Attack of the Killer Stalagmites! #monsterdon
"No one will date me. My intense coffee brewing methods scare all the dames away." #Monsterdon
Ahhh, NOW they are Monoliths!
It drank your coffee!
POP ROCKS IN THE SINK
Obsidian mushroom!
Coffee! We have 1950s coffee talk!
Welcome back to Monsterdon coffee.
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters
"aw yeah, I haven't had a bath in 1 million years!!" -the rocks in the crater, probably
#Monsterdon I wonder how many current sci-fi movies will look dumb AF in the future because we don't understand how some basic things work
"Silicone, what if you remove it from your body? Do you become a rock?!"
Wait, how is that coffee responsible for his prolonged bachelor status?
I guess anything is better than admitting you're gay in the 50s and 60s π
Unfortunately, we're in somewhat mountainous California, not the Atacama. (Though I guess they get fogs...)
honestly I feel like this movie exaggerates the dangers of people wandering into the desert to pick up random rocks
i want this Science Coffee Pot
The rocks don't want to multiply if you don't touch them the right way. And whisper sweet nothings in their ears. #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters
Uhhh, this is the stuff that's in those Do Not Eat packets. And yes, it absorbs water.
#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters
#monsterdon thereβs a joke here about geologists knowing good cleavage and silicon implantsβ¦
"Ladies, prepare yourselves...I will have to experiment on this child"
Brings out a Jazz album...
#Monsterdon Anyone want to ask out basic humidity? Nah? Nah!
Godammit, this a boring script
we know that the body contamination only seems to happen with extra water so i'm taking all this rock handling as proof that none of these people have _ever_ washed their hands
Oh schist! They're gonna need a bigger rock hammer
Science has never been sure what the function of silicon was. But there is one theory that it can be used for your mother to text you jpegs of Minions saying bible quotes. #Monsterdon
Better lick them to be sure #monsterdon
Oh! It's *not* turning people to stone per se. (I mean, it's a silly result, but hey)
How high were the writers? #monsterdon
Silicon vampires! #Monsterdon
He sniffed the sand.
How the hell do they know the rocks have multiplied?
They're very careful not to mess-up each other's makeup
They figured out it's a meteorite pretty quick.
If her lungs are filling with silica, thats a nasty case of silicosis! She needs to stop getting so stoned.
3/4 turn face to emote: she's different, she's special
#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters
Hang on, I need to change out of my science trenchcoat and into my traveling blazer. #Monsterdon
Oh my gods an iron lung. My mom was friends with a person in the 80s who lived in an iron lung, due to post-polio issues.
Vaccines are punk as funk, get vaxxed if you can kiddos!
Stony iron meteorites don't work like that, I think?
More than centuries dude, millions, possibly billions of years....
The only way we can defeat this rock is with PAPER #monsterdon
they should have read the Nethack wiki. Everybody knows the best way to avoid turning to stone is by carrying a lizard corpse
https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Stoning #monsterdon
Sure, let's slap her in the iron lung. That'll fix this. #monsterdon
I'm just waiting for the Dr. Hendrix guitar solo. He is after all a rock legend
Does she have a weird alien hand?
There's always one in the spaceship crew, isn't there? And they never tell anyone else until it's too late...
#Monsterdon A specialist in WHAT?? Post petrification syndrome??
It's the Rocky horror picture show! Quick, cue the music
#Monsterdon
Impressive that they've already confirmed that the rocks are dangerous and they haven't talked about the water reaction
oh yeah, people can't resist rocks
This is two #monsterdon movies in a row with catatonic little girls in them
"Negative Cleavage", I guess you're talking about Twins of Evil. #monsterdon
Negative cleavage eh? Like me in high school? π₯Ί
Quick someone hold some formic acid under the kid's nose. #monsterdon
it's the Ice-9 of rocks
yeah that family are all nano fuel now, the rocks have control of the situation
#Monsterdon this rock is digging the soak!
@bunnyhero #monsterdon
It wonβt matter so itβs fine.
My god, it's full of quartz #Monsterdon
The only thing holding him together now is tobacco tar #monsterdon
Magical rocks that react vigorously with water? Isn't that just sodium?
#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters
#Monsterdon Oh no! She brought the rock home! Thatβs a big responsibility, kid, youβll have to feed it.
I see weβre already bathing it.
@gnomon my sediments exactly!
#Monsterdon hello sweet children, now, EXPLODE! Each of you! Wetly!
The real monster here is seat-belts
lol, that Child is nano-fuel now
You can't do the vaseline lens trick with 2 people in the same shot! Come on...
Now that's a land cruiser! #monsterdon
I think that geologist has been dropping acid
*meteorite sizzling* #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon i wonder how the rock's doing
Really tempting fate there with the News guy, I like it.
Mock Hubris, spit in it's face
Turns out this is filmed in Lucerne Valley, California, says #Imdb
#Monsterdon I take it back. He canβt identify obsidian, heβs no geologist.
Awww, they're Science Buddies