@diazona the real monster was the friendships we made along the way #Monsterdon

oh my god the Tiberium command and conquer games are literally sequels to this movie

https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Tiberium

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The best parts of this week’s #monsterdon were the miniatures effects and the abundant rock puns in the hashtag. Goodnight y’all, and thanks to @Taweret for organizing this!

#Monsterdon well that was good fun. the monster was an inanimate sciency thing, like when we had 'the magnetic monster' threatening to fuck up the magnetosphere, but i think this was a better film than that :D

@bookandswordblog "It stars John Wayne as the Mongol conqueror Genghis Khan"

Kids would not believe the shit that went on back then with casting.....

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Also, nobody in town mourned the loss of Ben or of Ginny's parents, because it's best just to move on #monsterdon

Contemporary with this film is the real geology tragedy of "The Conqueror," filmed in the desert downwind of an atomic bomb test. Cancer rates were high in the cast even for 1950s hard-smoking, hard-drinking Hollywood stars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conqueror_(1956_film) #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the same sequence of rocks getting stiffies and falling over. Over and over.

Oh wait, I need to list probably #Papergirls roles in the longed for crossover with #TheMonolithMonsters

Tiff - does science and determines that salt will kill the evil rocks
KJ and Mac - start by hitting cops with sticks, then end up hitting the rocks with sticks
Erin - actually delivers papers out of an ingrained sense of moral duty.

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@Taweret very George Dubya Mission Accomplished vibes at the end of #Monsterdon tonight for sure

@diazona Makes so much more sense in the context of the story than "magic spikey things grow".

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#Monsterdon I never thought I'd see people rejoice at the sight of crystals getting destroyed, let alone a whole movie about it.

#Monsterdon so salt water stops them

but human blood is basically an ocean salt water simalucrum

@Taweret They did seem a little quick to declare total victory. #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

was there any message at all in that or was it just like "holy crap there were some rocks that were turning people into rocks but salt stops them the end"

i got like the tiniest whiffs of criticisms of environmental exploitation with the salt mines but they didn't do anything with it at all and everyone including the governor was fine with blowing up the dam #monsterdon

Are inanimate rock formations "monsters"?

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Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #TheMonolithMonsters, from 1957, was all about stony invaders that really .... rocked a small town. We also had:

Hope?? Your plan is... HOPE????

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I don't understand how those spikey things are floating up through the ground? What is happening?

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Why do I think this would be too much science for a modern audience @Taweret@octodon.social ?

Just me?

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a monster movie isn't really a monster movie unless it's secretly about real estate #monsterdon

#monsterdon THAR SHE BLOWS

Okay, let's fill the next half hour with just crystal pillar toppling scenes.

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the rock falling sound effects are very satisfying

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Ty <Dynamite> brand dynamite today!

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Can we just keep this guy and jettison the rest of the yoyos in this town? #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113461959499505419

PUBLIC INTEREST!? THAT"S COMMUNISM!

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Big fan of plans that use explosives and damns.

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The Bureau of Land Management and/or Department of Reclamation will kill you for blowing up that dam. Probably.

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Do the actors not know that 'saline' is pronounced 'say-leen'?

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BORED NOW

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Kind of like a Dairy Queen "bomb"

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What if you don't like unsolicited mail?

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"...we're caught between the rocks and a hard place!"

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"I'd like to share the ingredients we used to save Jenny, but I've already sold it to a silicon valley corporation, and we're only willing to license it for a limited time."

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Who needs a siren when you have a screamer like that?

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That's the most idiotic idea I have ever heard

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Damn! They saved Ginny.

At the end, Dave, Cathy and Ginny will be together. Dave and Cathy will get married and adopt Ginny.

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@moira lol, it does sound like a music genre that's out there right now #monsterdon #Spooncore

Every doctor is dressed like an old school dentist #monsterdon

50s sci-fi continues to not realize how optimistic it is. Spreading rumors and calling the cops is actually going to help. So does the experimental medical treatment.

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Car 42, where are you? #monsterdon

Just imagine walking out of the theater after this...constantly looking over your shoulder, jumping at the shadows, knowing a rock could be lurking just about...anywhere... #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Oh my, a human being who works the telephone exchange, told to call everybody.....bless

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Extreme cyclogenesis

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The weather is coming in from Canada - well there's your problem.

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Coffee has that effect on me too.

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white guys and their black dick porn *smh*

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#Monsterdon So doing our science, we learn that the evil rock can only reproduce when it gets wet, like gremlins. Unfortunately, it just started raining, which means that the giant meteor is getting wet, which means it will grow and we have problems.

Going to investigate, we find that the rock has turned into a giant Crystal Spire! Oh no! #theMonolithMonsters

When your biggest problem is that your pet rocks are outgrowing their terrarium. #monsterdon

you know, we have a joke en la isla that greasy gringos are afraid of water and soap. this movie is totally proving our point of gringos not thinking of water.

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After determining that contact with the rock kills people, they continue to touch it with their bare hands.

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#monsterdon "...Yeah, she said it was about twelve miles up the canyon"

I do wish these movies came with subtitles or voiceovers from Americanese, they can be so hard to follow without

@nhgeek I think the writers snorted some dirt

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Let me guess... this script was written by a geologist

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"I didn't know there was silica in a person"

I mean, same mostly

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This movie hasn't got a hope in hell of passing the Bechdel test.

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oh that's how you say 'siliceous rock'

#TIL

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Is that a rock in your pocket or are you...oh, it IS a rock, ok... #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

welp… she called him special

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3/4 turn face to emote: she's different, she's special

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@berniethewordsmith *sad tears of laughter #monsterdon

Oh my gods an iron lung. My mom was friends with a person in the 80s who lived in an iron lung, due to post-polio issues.

Vaccines are punk as funk, get vaxxed if you can kiddos!

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Wait .. this 40 yo man is the "young specialist"?

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They could just put her in a rock tumbler and make her all shiny. #Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

CUT OFF THE ARM TO SAVE THE CHILD!

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"Hmm, this rock kills people" as he handles it with his bare hand.

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Radiohead's 'Iron Lung' comes on ...

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Ginny? Jenny? Unsure, but she's been basilisk'd

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Calm your tits, people. Cleavage is a geology term:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(geology)

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You'd think he would ask questions, being a reporter and all

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#Monsterdon This used to be Ginny, but we hollowed her out and now she’s a little white Mocajete! Room for so much guacamole! Good job Ginny!

Stick to the newspaper business, dumbass. The nerds have this. #monsterdon

@jonny I don't understand how Cleavage could ever be a villain nor would I want to live in that universe

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#Monsterdon looks like obsidian orphanages day out. Little Rock children arrayed all over. Just as they were told, to explode!

Here's a rock for the road. Cuz if there's anything we've learned here, it is always take a rock with you.

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Next time Jenny sees a rock: “Them!” #monsterdon

I'd have burned that former human child tbh, the Aliens have her now.

Very cunningly they've used our children as a lure.

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that 3/4 turn of the face, pressed to a body, to emote distress. so classic.

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#monsterdon Oh no, did Ginny get petrified too? Or is she just shell-shocked like Newt uhh I mean that other little girl from Them! (1954) last week?

"Just like Ben, their bodies have turned to stone."

Ah OK so not trauma, or at least not just mental trauma.

EDIT: ah, no, the adults were petrified, the little girl is only mentally traumatized.

that shack is not a love one

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#Monsterdon 🎵 we built this city
we built this city
we built this city
on rocks and salt 🎵

They're not going too far out of their way with the special effects here

"Just pile a bunch of rocks around and let the viewer fill in the gaps themselves."

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Dude, just release your wild conspiracy theories on the airwaves, it'll be the future....

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lol, I bet the rock was whispering to the child "water, give me water" or something

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ohgawdnoshegonnawashdamonstah

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#monsterdon "Where did you say she was taking the kids?"

...

"Out to the desert?"

...

"Aren't you afraid they're going to roast out there??"

("No I hate kids, that is actually the goal, now if you'll pardon me I have quite a to-do list here before we get to the roasting")

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"Now don't touch anything you don't recognize."

"Don't worry -- we will! We'll touch ALL THE THINGS! BYE!"

#monsterdon Dude you're just going to let your buddy drop face-first like that?! Jeez, rude

Quick Lady! Drive away now!

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Uh oh - Ben is a rock monster!

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Big 'nanotech' feel to this monster....in which case I don't see how Humanity gets out of this one

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Is this geologist #2? They all look the same...

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Later, that verysame day...

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Now you will see Folgers Crystals of Death!! #monsterdon

That is pretty glorious B&W in this flick. Wonder if this is a remastered print, or the originals have just been well treated?

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Suspenseful water drinking!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SuddenStringSection has appeared. All hail the mystery batch of cellists and violinists.

Ahhh, let's play "Spot anybody who isn't White" in this town

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#monsterdon That guy just ran over a bunch of rocks with his car! No wonder they're going to get all aggressive. Any minute now. Annnnny minute.