man silicone lube solves everything doesn't it?

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

She now a rock/human hybrid

#Monsterdon

Hey, the kid's finally coming down. Now no more getting into Uncle Dave's stash, okay? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

That old timey switchboard operator is coming in a close second

As a journalist, I've had to interview National Weather Service meteorologists before. It usually ends up with them explaining to me that we will always have weather, and it will never go away. #Monsterdon

Rocks are gonna eat our cats and dogs! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon there’s a lot of dry ice in the the desert!

#Monsterdon The title is very accurate.

Is that the dad from the Patty Duke Show?

#monsterdon

Was that supposed to be a “funny bit” about weather forecasters being “blow hards”?

#monsterdon

@k8eb hahahaha

#Monsterdon

okay, the telephone operator can stay. #monsterdon

wait is it still fuck-off o'clock? why is this guy up giving weather forecasts? #monsterdon

The rules for movies are currently

1) Don't have a kid carry the plot

this movie has forced another rule:

2) Don't let meteorologists talk

#monsterdon

William Schallert, at least, went on to better things than this shitshow.

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

This weatherman is my favorite character so far. Now he's taking amphetamines or something

@diazona @jonny "why is this one rock so jittery"

#monsterdon

Damn I cannot keep up with #Monsterdon tonight. I blame all the negative cleavage.

Now get this Ethel and get it gay

#monsterdon

Okay, guys, someone say the title of the movie already #monsterdon

"Not electricity, not heat, what is it?" :veri_paw:

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Dave finally found someone with more technobabble than him :P #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Murky meteorites meet meteorological madness!

this guy was some on old timey sitcom but Im not sure which

#monsterdon

"...3PO, shut down the weather! Turn off the rain, 3PO!"

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Blame Canada for the bad space rock weather, sure #monsterdon

someone who wrote this movie HATES weathermen. #monsterdon

What happens if these rocks cross paths with the Signs aliens? #monsterdon

The space rocks are a primitive form of Mentos #monsterdon

Sure, you can use my phone, thanks for asking first. #Monsterdon

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OK I guess the danger now is that the planet will soon become very, very rocky indeed

@blogdiva #monsterdon Liza is not that, this movie is about a group of white men that are scared of black pillars of rock emerging guess what nevermind

@fifonetworks This coffee & domestic life post is highly relevant to the #Monsterdon movie tonight #TheMonolithMonsters : We just saw coffee make meteorite crystals grow FAR beyond the volume of the coffee poured on it.

We call this the "New Era's Rockin' Eve"

#Monsterdon

It too 45 minutes to get here. But now we are at the great concept of this monster movie. One of the greatest unstoppable ideas ever for horror. An implacable uncaring chemical process that will never stop.
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

Welp, better start up the weather control machine.

#Monsterdon

Rain!!! Ack!!! #Monsterdon

The cure is microplastics! #monsterdon

This is petrifying

#Monsterdon

Let the rocks have the planet! Save the coffee!

#monsterdon

Wait wait wait

Rocks fall

Everyone dies

Is this anything? #Monsterdon

Evacuate? Our entire town? In our moment of triumph?!

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon The METEORologist is the only one speaking science.

#Monsterdon It's not the Fortress of Solitude - it's the Fortress of StayTheF*ckAway!

Really we need a chemist at least 30-40 years older than I am for better commentary on this stuff. It takes me too longer to remember all of the cool terms and specialty equipment.

(because we don't use a lot of this any more, newer stuff has a similar variety, but it's in a different direction)

#Monsterdon

Run! The rocks are coming! And they’re bringing their friends from the quarry! #monsterdon

So the soundtrack only plays when boring stuff happens? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon no gloves, no eye wear, no masks. These guys are living on the edge.

What if.... they're all on acid and everything is fine? And they just are STARING AT THE ROCKS FOR TOO LONG and think they're trying to crush them back?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look the gullywasher is dangerous enough. Where are these folks going to go?

Hell yea, miniatures!

#Monsterdon

It's that killer thing activating, let's stand here and stare.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon yep, mogwai rules apply

Oh now we're in for it! There's enough water in this storm to activate them all.

#Monsterdon
#TheMonolithMonsters

Uh oh, space rocks in a hot tub... #monsterdon

Ugly ass Washington Monuments right there. #Monsterdon

rumblerock rumblerock RUMBLEROCK

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

There she grows!!!!!
#Monsterdon

@strangefour Now I hope he dies.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow the innuendo is more an allegro here

Cue CCR's "Who'll stop the rain"

#Monsterdon

Thunder crashes, and old meteor rises.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The music in this movie is the real star.
#Monsterdon

GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE AWAY!!!

They clearly went to the Prometheus school of disaster avoidance. :facepalm:

#monsterdon

she's a grower not a shower

#monsterdon

"Oh we've handled it."

Hell yes you have. Recklessly!

#Monsterdon
#TheMonolithMonsters

@jonny coffee... is nothing but... diluted caffeine!

#monsterdon

“Professor! Quick! We have to make it stop raining!”

#Monsterdon

I really just want to spend the next four years in that cylinder.

#Monsterdon

"A simple thing like... _oh fuck_"

genuinely nice

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#monsterdon Ladies if he,

Takes a lot of supplements
Drinks only mineral water
Has kids that do not socialize well
Says things like "this coffee prolongs my bachelor status"

He may not be your man because
He may be
On the rocks

"A simple thing like -- OH HOLY FUCK IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE"

Glad you could join us, Dave :P #Monsterdon

THE SKY IS FALLING #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

Dude, no wonder nobody likes your coffee! you're brewing it with fire. #monsterdon

@aprilfollies 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

#Monsterdon

@howler0502 I'm still waiting to see a bona fide monolith #monsterdon

Anybody want some coffee?

#Monsterdon

Hot water turns the rock into a girl, and turns the rock's father into a panda #monsterdon

Coffee! That is the secret!

Where did that little girl get that much coffee?

#Monsterdon

The rock-growing sequences are great

#Monsterdon

yes! yes! plot-central coffee! #monsterdon

"coffee is nothing but... flavored... water!!!" oh my god i'm dying lmao #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

It's the bachelor coffee! It's the only explanation!

Umm...don't stand there looking at the damn thing. #monsterdon

Oh no, it's a thirst for shitty coffee now #monsterdon

*austin powers voice* does that make you 'orny baby #Monsterdon

They are fucked now.

#monsterdon

You fool: vacate the lab! #monsterdon

The rock is popping!
#Monsterdon

BEN WHAT DID YOU DO

WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SINK, BEN

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The rock multiplies owing to its extreme sexiness. Don't you know anything about the birds and the bees? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, but I do wonder if the caffeinated rocks are going to be stronger and smarter than the decaf ones and will take over the new world order.

@xerozohar They kind of made their own silicon valley TBH

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Birth Control Coffee?

#Monsterdon Gotta find a meteor before someone else gets so hard none of us will want to leave!

#Monsterdon iron lungs for a boulder girl

Ano now the rock is growing. Gneiss!

#Monsterdon

Oh lol that's actually coffee. I really thought he had the rock in there. #Monsterdon