So the soundtrack only plays when boring stuff happens? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon no gloves, no eye wear, no masks. These guys are living on the edge.

so the rocks came to earth to drink all the water and eat all the silicon sure sure but when will they learn to talk and tell us what they believe #monsterdon

What if.... they're all on acid and everything is fine? And they just are STARING AT THE ROCKS FOR TOO LONG and think they're trying to crush them back?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look the gullywasher is dangerous enough. Where are these folks going to go?

It's that killer thing activating, let's stand here and stare.

#monsterdon

Hell yea, miniatures!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yep, mogwai rules apply

Oh now we're in for it! There's enough water in this storm to activate them all.

#Monsterdon
#TheMonolithMonsters

Uh oh, space rocks in a hot tub... #monsterdon

Ugly ass Washington Monuments right there. #Monsterdon

rumblerock rumblerock RUMBLEROCK

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

There she grows!!!!!
#Monsterdon

ENGORGING MONOLITHS

🍆

#monsterdon

@strangefour Now I hope he dies.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow the innuendo is more an allegro here

Cue CCR's "Who'll stop the rain"

#Monsterdon

Thunder crashes, and old meteor rises.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The music in this movie is the real star.
#Monsterdon

GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE AWAY!!!

They clearly went to the Prometheus school of disaster avoidance. :facepalm:

#monsterdon

she's a grower not a shower

#monsterdon

"Oh we've handled it."

Hell yes you have. Recklessly!

#Monsterdon
#TheMonolithMonsters

@jonny coffee... is nothing but... diluted caffeine!

#monsterdon

“Professor! Quick! We have to make it stop raining!”

#Monsterdon

I really just want to spend the next four years in that cylinder.

#Monsterdon

"A simple thing like... _oh fuck_"

genuinely nice

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#monsterdon Ladies if he,

Takes a lot of supplements
Drinks only mineral water
Has kids that do not socialize well
Says things like "this coffee prolongs my bachelor status"

He may not be your man because
He may be
On the rocks

"A simple thing like -- OH HOLY FUCK IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE"

Glad you could join us, Dave :P #Monsterdon

@aprilfollies 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

#Monsterdon

Dude, no wonder nobody likes your coffee! you're brewing it with fire. #monsterdon

THE SKY IS FALLING #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

@howler0502 I'm still waiting to see a bona fide monolith #monsterdon

Anybody want some coffee?

#Monsterdon

Hot water turns the rock into a girl, and turns the rock's father into a panda #monsterdon

Coffee! That is the secret!

Where did that little girl get that much coffee?

#Monsterdon

Lets all lean in and investigate the lethal growing rocks everyone!

#monsterdon

The rock-growing sequences are great

#Monsterdon

yes! yes! plot-central coffee! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

It's the bachelor coffee! It's the only explanation!

"coffee is nothing but... flavored... water!!!" oh my god i'm dying lmao #monsterdon

Umm...don't stand there looking at the damn thing. #monsterdon

Oh no, it's a thirst for shitty coffee now #monsterdon

*austin powers voice* does that make you 'orny baby #Monsterdon

They are fucked now.

#monsterdon

You fool: vacate the lab! #monsterdon

The rock is popping!
#Monsterdon

BEN WHAT DID YOU DO

WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SINK, BEN

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

The rock multiplies owing to its extreme sexiness. Don't you know anything about the birds and the bees? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, but I do wonder if the caffeinated rocks are going to be stronger and smarter than the decaf ones and will take over the new world order.

@xerozohar They kind of made their own silicon valley TBH

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Birth Control Coffee?

#Monsterdon Gotta find a meteor before someone else gets so hard none of us will want to leave!

#Monsterdon iron lungs for a boulder girl

Ano now the rock is growing. Gneiss!

#Monsterdon

Oh lol that's actually coffee. I really thought he had the rock in there. #Monsterdon

Yeah, probably because you leave the coffee on the burner for hours and hours, it's disgusting. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

MONSOOOOOOONNNNN

So it didn't turned them into rocks, it de-rocked them #monsterdon

@ranjit looks like old cast pyrex.... that handle is so angular

#Monsterdon

This movie is kinda me Evolution vibes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now all the rocks are wet, we’re in real trouble! Can’t believe I just typed that.

I have no idea why the journalist thinks the meteor has any awareness.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

"Think of the knowledge buried down there!"

"Gathering the secrets of time and space for billions of years!"

He's crediting that big shard of rock with a lot of intelligence and ambition there.

#Monsterdon
#TheMonolithMonsters

excited music is excited but valid this time

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Whoa, real lightning that definitely happened! #monsterdon

We have more Danger Brass! Now with accompanying Danger Thunder!

OMINOUS STORM IS OMINOUS

#Monsterdon

"aw yeah, I haven't had a bath in 1 million years!!" -the rocks in the crater, probably

#monsterdon

@teledyn ...said as it starts raining

Excellent timing

#Monsterdon

They keep playing with the rocks.
#Monsterdon

Get that orchestra some umbrellas and take the dang coffee out #monsterdon

When I am a car passenger I always say, "Is the the road that was spoken of"?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, whew! It is regular coffee - not stone ground. #CoffeeWatch

Stop touching the rock maybe? Stop doing dirty things with your rock collection.
Also like in research the first thing you would do to a new substance is expose it o WATER. That's like step one. Maybe two after heat.
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

I just want to punch this Dr. the way he's talking to her.

#monsterdon

Sadly, Kirk will not be fighting any rock monsters in this one, #monsterdon

Uh oh… is that rain?

Yikes

#monsterdon

The rocks didn't work on you for the same reason those old iPhones didn't work right...you were just holding them wrong. Jobs was right all along #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Was that all? Hot springs?

"It's only when someone picks it up that it activates."

"But we've handled it."

":surprised_pikachu:"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon UHOH

Drawn-in lightning? That's @Taweret bait for sure

#Monsterdon

Rock Intensifies!

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

That coffee must taste awful by now

#monsterdon

TIME TO DIE, EVERYBODY #Monsterdon

#monsterdon it could be worse. it could be raining.

okay, points for like, HERE ARE A BUNCH OF LIQUIDS from this movie while these dudes are wondering how to activate this stuff. #monsterdon

I was actually expecting a huge rainstorm to be the dramatic climax.

#monsterdon

absolutely hilarious thunder

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Coffee sighted!

#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

@Rincewind Sand is typically silicon dioxide so I'll roll with them for now

#Monsterdon

They were REALLY proud of that boiling water to boiling coffee pot shot weren't they 😄

#monsterdon

god knows what ben would've experimented with it, that freak

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

that thunder started out sounding like someone blasting ass. #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

#monsterdon The AI did a West Coast Customs on that iron lung

Even though the dialogue is less than great, we are already 40 minutes into this movie.

#Monsterdon

OH GREAT A RAINSTORM #Monsterdon

Coffeepot on a bunsen burner always looks so cool #monsterdon

#monsterdon Is this where Rock Lobsters come from?