Yeah, probably because you leave the coffee on the burner for hours and hours, it's disgusting. #Monsterdon

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MONSOOOOOOONNNNN

So it didn't turned them into rocks, it de-rocked them #monsterdon

@ranjit looks like old cast pyrex.... that handle is so angular

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This movie is kinda me Evolution vibes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now all the rocks are wet, we’re in real trouble! Can’t believe I just typed that.

I have no idea why the journalist thinks the meteor has any awareness.

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"Think of the knowledge buried down there!"

"Gathering the secrets of time and space for billions of years!"

He's crediting that big shard of rock with a lot of intelligence and ambition there.

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excited music is excited but valid this time

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Whoa, real lightning that definitely happened! #monsterdon

We have more Danger Brass! Now with accompanying Danger Thunder!

OMINOUS STORM IS OMINOUS

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@teledyn ...said as it starts raining

Excellent timing

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They keep playing with the rocks.
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Get that orchestra some umbrellas and take the dang coffee out #monsterdon

When I am a car passenger I always say, "Is the the road that was spoken of"?

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#Monsterdon Oh, whew! It is regular coffee - not stone ground. #CoffeeWatch

Stop touching the rock maybe? Stop doing dirty things with your rock collection.
Also like in research the first thing you would do to a new substance is expose it o WATER. That's like step one. Maybe two after heat.
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I just want to punch this Dr. the way he's talking to her.

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Sadly, Kirk will not be fighting any rock monsters in this one, #monsterdon

Uh oh… is that rain?

Yikes

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The rocks didn't work on you for the same reason those old iPhones didn't work right...you were just holding them wrong. Jobs was right all along #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Was that all? Hot springs?

"It's only when someone picks it up that it activates."

"But we've handled it."

":surprised_pikachu:"

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#monsterdon UHOH

Drawn-in lightning? That's @Taweret bait for sure

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Rock Intensifies!

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That coffee must taste awful by now

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TIME TO DIE, EVERYBODY #Monsterdon

#monsterdon it could be worse. it could be raining.

okay, points for like, HERE ARE A BUNCH OF LIQUIDS from this movie while these dudes are wondering how to activate this stuff. #monsterdon

I was actually expecting a huge rainstorm to be the dramatic climax.

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absolutely hilarious thunder

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Coffee sighted!

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@Rincewind Sand is typically silicon dioxide so I'll roll with them for now

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They were REALLY proud of that boiling water to boiling coffee pot shot weren't they 😄

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god knows what ben would've experimented with it, that freak

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#monsterdon The AI did a West Coast Customs on that iron lung

that thunder started out sounding like someone blasting ass. #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Even though the dialogue is less than great, we are already 40 minutes into this movie.

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OH GREAT A RAINSTORM #Monsterdon

Coffeepot on a bunsen burner always looks so cool #monsterdon

#monsterdon Is this where Rock Lobsters come from?

@wohali i keep thinking they're chopsticks and he's going to eat them #monsterdon

Yanno, I like the forced perspective in this effects shot.

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Due to a terrible misunderstanding Jenny was given silicone implants.

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So did the production crew pick up all this stuff they spread all over?!

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it's COFFEE!

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and it makes a terrible cup of cofffee #Monsterdon

Worst fucking machine ever #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

"...maybe you just have to spit on that thang"

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@TerryHancock You mean THEM!!!!!! don't you? #monsterdon

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ARE YOU DOING TO THAT COFFEE!?

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@TerryHancock It's always fun discovering the things your favorite art is homaging.

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"IT'S NOT A TUMAH"

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„How is Jenny?“
„She picked up playing guitar and goes by Bocchi now.“
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#Monsterdon so when they say silicon, do they mean carbon? Or maybe collagen?

Silly con levels dangerously low #monsterdon

My mind it starting to wander.
What if this silicon sucking meteor is a piece of Unicron's digestive track? It was part of the process Unicron uses to turn planets it eats into new parts of it's body as it devours and grows it's way across the universe.
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He is REALLY killing it with his tweezer acting. A lost art of the 1950s and 60s.

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Between this and last week's "Them!" it's really evident that Aliens didn't invent the "little girl in shock" trope.

Maybe silicon makes *your* skin flexible, not mine #monsterdon

Illegal aliens stealing our dirt! #Monsterdon

Silicon injections...who knew Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeons had such life saving skills #Monsterdon

The California Institute of Medical Research and Tennis Club #Monsterdon

Evidently the meteor was wandering around in space for either centuries or billions of years

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COFFEE!!!!!!!!

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Bless 'em, they really are doing their best to commit to the whole "horror movie about rocks" thing.

It's not working, but bless 'em for trying.

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The researcher is getting narrator disease but they could slow it down with more silicon #monsterdon

Billions of years… I don’t think this movie will be getting a Dove Award

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"There's no telling what's going on inside it!"

There could be any NUMBER of exotic dancers in there! Nuns, Chippendales, naughty librarians! Ready to jump out at the slightest touch! #Monsterdon

"3 hours? Or 3 minutes? Well, which is it?!?"

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Billions upon billions upon billions. #monsterdon

"...three years, or three minutes"
"That's quite the spread, Dave."

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and rocks

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"Tempratour"

all their hands smell like pee and poop

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Wrecked *midcentury* furniture is still worth something #monsterdon

I've heard of not throwing stones in glass houses but glass stones at wood houses? #Monsterdon

Tempatyoor #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

#Monsterdon How do you out silicon in a person anyway??

#Monsterdon Do we know if either of them were making mountains out of mashed potatoes last night?

@nev
This geological info was all common knowledge in the 1950s. Sadly, education standards have fallen. 😖
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Wandering in the desert in business casual.

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Silicon Valley has always been something that should be feared and avoided, it seems.

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@blogdiva #monsterdon Alien in boobies a much stronger selling point than silicone In boobies

Hats off to the production crew who had to scatter these things all over the TMZ to get that shot

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@paco @plaidtron3000 it depends how much silicon is in it...needs to be flexible enough to remain intact right? #Monsterdon

(yeah yeah I know it's mostly saline these days, just let me have this) #Monsterdon

All this talk of Silicates is very transparent #Monsterdon

"theory that silicon is what makes the skin flexible"

someone got silicon confused with collagen?

The science got really weird, really fast here...

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Well, at least they don't try to bull shit in this movie, they go direct to the point!
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I *have* encountered various good sci-fi works about silicon-based lifeforms or minds evolving.

This is not one of them.

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#Monsterdon YES DAVE, LIFELESS ROCKS

@jonny He's speaking aesthetically. One handful forgot to moisturize and exfoliate #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i wouldn't be, uh, touching the rocks

No, sir. We put lightning in silicon and make rocks think.

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ok which of you biochemists in the audience is gonna do a post-show lecture about all the stuff silicon does in the human body #monsterdon

Tell the doctor to start injecting Jenny with the fluid from breast implants! #Monsterdon

if you did this again you'd have to have all the wallboard crumble except for the paper, which would be weird and neat

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