More menacing “man hand” #Monsterdon

Kid just wants to make a little profit. What’s the harm in that? #Monsterdon

@brooke #Monsterdon Niiiiice!!!

we fill these kids with capitalist propaganda and then they want money. unbelievable

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Kids wanting to get paid for their work? What is this world coming to?

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

eeeeverybody must get stooooneed

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#Monsterdon so far this is the best and cheapest monster I’ve seen in a movie!

The farmer watching the rocks rise and devastate his farm.... hahahahaha

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"Kids nowadays want to get payed for everything"

Free labor don't pay the rent, piggy

#Monsterdon

@Taweret wow they probably do hate that how did it know #monsterdon

None of you have any more choice in the matter than a student avoiding one of my assignments.

#Monsterdon

"KIDS TODAY TO HAVE TO GET PAID FOR EVERYTHING!"

"I know! Why, in my day, child labor was _free_!"

#Monsterdon

acab

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#Monsterdon 🌑 🗿 ☄️ 💎 🌵 😱

Those kids are right to wait until they find out what they're gonna get paid

Tell the boys the cops want ‘em to work for free, sure, that’ll work #monsterdon

"In my day, we got paid in exposure, and we liked it!" #monsterdon

“Town saved by paper boy, read all about it!”

#monsterdon

You're right, kid. It's a lot harder to listen to a television if it turns off. #monsterdon

So those "Watch out for falling rocks" signs are finally relevant, eh?

#monsterdon

At 7 min 30 of "The Monolith Monsters" I think we are seeing geology before continental drift was acknowledged in the USA #Monsterdon #geology

Wait is this movie pro child labor? What is this scene?
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

Oh good, they got the recipe for the cure. We have no idea how they figured it out.

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Bobby's got a beautiful bike. Perhaps a Raleigh? It's got a Sturmey-Archer hub, at any rate.

#Monsterdon

Child Capitalism doesn't stop for disasters.

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"Nobody wants to work anymore."

#Monsterdon

Lol @ "painless" being in quotes on the "'Painless' Dentist" sign in the back #Monsterdon

That farmer guy is wearing an awesome jean jacket! Some Denim-head would go nuts for that.

#Monsterdon

Bastard Cop vs the Capitalist Kid #Monsterdon

@springdiesel "Simple Saline Solution" TM
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@aprilfollies I was waiting for some comment about how he couldn't be waiting around for his wife to get him lunch...

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@ranjit #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch approves of this message

@ranjit oooh nice find

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The water was just a ruse. That’s a smart rock!

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#Monsterdon “I don’t want to sit here waiting for those rocks to catch up with us.”

I’m DYING over here. 🤣

That's like the clearest radio transmission ever.

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@ranjit Makes sense with the in-universe explanation. Percolated coffee is the worst #Monsterdon

@msh That would solve so many things

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"Coffee, Johnny?"
"No thanks!"

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters #airplane

WHY WASNT THIS ON DOESTHEDOGDIE.COM #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

Don't tell Pfizer about this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I like how they crossed little Ginny's legs in the iron lung because god forbid she doesn't look proper when she wakes up

"Cigarette?"
"Yes. That is a cigarette."
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

They're sending in the CHiPs!!!

#Monsterdon
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I can't believe we're almost an hour into this movie and that's the first cigarette we've seen. And it isn't even being smoked!

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Aaand now #SplendaDaddy is humming the theme from "CHiPs" #Monsterdon

That dude's not got great radio form. Over.

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#monsterdon Someone's probably already pointed this out but literally every car driving scene in this looks like a "Toonses" sketch:

Doggie nooooo!

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#monsterdon 70s FDA being better than 2024 FDA

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NOOOOO not the dog!!

Completely out of danger seems like a hasty decision. #Monsterdon

The rocks rustled all my livestock #monsterdon

How did they reverse the kid's petrification?!?!

#Monsterdon
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Handy! #Monsterdon

hard rock dog #monsterdon

Ok. So the thing that the guy injected into the girl to save her, might control rocks? And "that sounds logical on the surface?" #monsterdon

"say line" solution lol

#monsterdon

Did I hear anything about silicon in that formula at all? #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Wonder if they sprayed that water everywhere on the sets, or if they had to wait for it to actually rain #monsterdon

Control the rocks? You can't "control the rocks." Ah the hubris of humankind.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

"...and don't forget a pinch of lemon zest at the end"

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

@Crazypedia #Monsterdon You’d think petrification would result from more silicon, not less.

These people are rather reasonable for a #Monsterdon movie. I'm kind of disappointed no one has tried to shoot the rocks yet. 😂

What did the chief tell the operator?

The town is about to be destroyed by flesh petrifying rocks?

Whatever he said, she's believed him on the first go.

#Monsterdon
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The local reporter is still trying to find some kind of story in power, tv, radio and phone service being disrupted #Monsterdon

@amyfou Oh god, it's going to be like Jack Frost is it?

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

They gave up on the "over"s halfway through that chat...

#monsterdon

"I can't raise anyone on the phone!"
"That won't do any good." Doctor seizes the nurse, revealing a stone spike embedded in his hand. "They have already been changed. And soon, you will be too."

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

OMG Lola Albright. How beautiful. How come I didn't know her?

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Rocks just floating along in space, just gathering secrets, the way you do...

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TOWNSPEOPLE: COME OUT WITH YOUR BLOW DRYERS...I REPEAT, COME OUT WITH YOUR BLOW DRYERS

I'm not sure that "Car 42, come in" is the thing you're supposed to say on the radio when you are Car 42 and you are responding to a "come in" but what do I know

#Monsterdon

CHiPS! #Monsterdon

They're gonna play Cops and Rockers.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon Now you will be force fed meteorology (sp?) trivia!

If thy all work together I'm sure they can cobble together a solution

#Monsterdon

Person to person? That'll be $5 more than rock-to-rock #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

Quick call CHiPs!
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"You're not dealing with AT&T, ma'am." #Monsterdon

Car 42, where are youuuuuuuu????? heh.

Riveting stuff folks. Watch the thrilling U-Turn.

#monsterdon

A simple thing like water! :blobcat_enjoyrain:

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon The phone is dead! I bet the rocks ate it. And the radio waves too, why not??

Patty Duke’s dad is always a good sign #Monsterdon

"She's out of danger!"

Now get the can opener and we'll get her out of this thing! #Monsterdon

You watch enough of these movies and shorts, you recognize all the faces but can't name a single person. #Monsterdon

Aw fuck, it's raining. #monsterdon

baby we still have 30 minutes left don't let the mid-action relief of the kid being de-rocked fool you, we're haven't even seen the rocks final form #monsterdon

Yay! And uh oh!
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The rocks! The rocks have cut the power!

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Evacuate? Why aren't we just telling ppl to stay indoors and turn off their irrigation?

Oh man, the rocks have cut the power. How could they cut the power? They're rocks!

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Honey you need to stay off the phone. I’m using that line to browse with AOL

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon today I learned humans have about 20 parts per million of silicon

Oh no, the radio announcer got rock'd #monsterdon

"Stay tuned to this station for furth—"

Oh that is VERY GOOD.

#Monsterdon

stay tuned to this station for dead silence.

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Will the little girl now speak to us with the voice of the aliens and tell us what they demand?!

#Monsterdon

MAGIC RAIN, MAKE MY ROCK MONSTERS GROW #Monsterdon