hard rock dog #monsterdon

Handy! #Monsterdon

Ok. So the thing that the guy injected into the girl to save her, might control rocks? And "that sounds logical on the surface?" #monsterdon

"say line" solution lol

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Did I hear anything about silicon in that formula at all? #monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Wonder if they sprayed that water everywhere on the sets, or if they had to wait for it to actually rain #monsterdon

Control the rocks? You can't "control the rocks." Ah the hubris of humankind.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

"...and don't forget a pinch of lemon zest at the end"

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

@Crazypedia #Monsterdon You’d think petrification would result from more silicon, not less.

These people are rather reasonable for a #Monsterdon movie. I'm kind of disappointed no one has tried to shoot the rocks yet. 😂

Wow - that's a good police radio! It sounds like the doc is standing just off camera!

#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

What did the chief tell the operator?

The town is about to be destroyed by flesh petrifying rocks?

Whatever he said, she's believed him on the first go.

#Monsterdon
#TheMonolithMonsters

The local reporter is still trying to find some kind of story in power, tv, radio and phone service being disrupted #Monsterdon

@amyfou Oh god, it's going to be like Jack Frost is it?

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

They gave up on the "over"s halfway through that chat...

#monsterdon

"I can't raise anyone on the phone!"
"That won't do any good." Doctor seizes the nurse, revealing a stone spike embedded in his hand. "They have already been changed. And soon, you will be too."

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

OMG Lola Albright. How beautiful. How come I didn't know her?

#Monsterdon

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Rocks just floating along in space, just gathering secrets, the way you do...

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TOWNSPEOPLE: COME OUT WITH YOUR BLOW DRYERS...I REPEAT, COME OUT WITH YOUR BLOW DRYERS

I'm not sure that "Car 42, come in" is the thing you're supposed to say on the radio when you are Car 42 and you are responding to a "come in" but what do I know

#Monsterdon

CHiPS! #Monsterdon

Tell everyone in town to panic. That'll be the best way to help #monsterdon

They're gonna play Cops and Rockers.

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon Now you will be force fed meteorology (sp?) trivia!

If thy all work together I'm sure they can cobble together a solution

#Monsterdon

Person to person? That'll be $5 more than rock-to-rock #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

Quick call CHiPs!
#Monsterdon #MonolithMonsters

"You're not dealing with AT&T, ma'am." #Monsterdon

Car 42, where are youuuuuuuu????? heh.

Riveting stuff folks. Watch the thrilling U-Turn.

#monsterdon

A simple thing like water! :blobcat_enjoyrain:

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon the GEOLOGISTS acting like the meteorologist is speaking nonsense COME ON

#Monsterdon The phone is dead! I bet the rocks ate it. And the radio waves too, why not??

Patty Duke’s dad is always a good sign #Monsterdon

"She's out of danger!"

Now get the can opener and we'll get her out of this thing! #Monsterdon

You watch enough of these movies and shorts, you recognize all the faces but can't name a single person. #Monsterdon

baby we still have 30 minutes left don't let the mid-action relief of the kid being de-rocked fool you, we're haven't even seen the rocks final form #monsterdon

Aw fuck, it's raining. #monsterdon

The rocks! The rocks have cut the power!

#Monsterdon

Yay! And uh oh!
#Monsterdon

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Evacuate? Why aren't we just telling ppl to stay indoors and turn off their irrigation?

Oh man, the rocks have cut the power. How could they cut the power? They're rocks!

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Honey you need to stay off the phone. I’m using that line to browse with AOL

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#Monsterdon today I learned humans have about 20 parts per million of silicon

Oh no, the radio announcer got rock'd #monsterdon

"Stay tuned to this station for furth—"

Oh that is VERY GOOD.

#Monsterdon

stay tuned to this station for dead silence.

#monsterdon #monolithmonsters

Will the little girl now speak to us with the voice of the aliens and tell us what they demand?!

#Monsterdon

MAGIC RAIN, MAKE MY ROCK MONSTERS GROW #Monsterdon

man silicone lube solves everything doesn't it?

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

I never appreciated the challenge in depicting the transformation of flesh into stone and back in a black and white movie until #Monsterdon tonight

She now a rock/human hybrid

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Hey, the kid's finally coming down. Now no more getting into Uncle Dave's stash, okay? #Monsterdon

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That old timey switchboard operator is coming in a close second

As a journalist, I've had to interview National Weather Service meteorologists before. It usually ends up with them explaining to me that we will always have weather, and it will never go away. #Monsterdon

Rocks are gonna eat our cats and dogs! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon there’s a lot of dry ice in the the desert!

#Monsterdon The title is very accurate.

Is that the dad from the Patty Duke Show?

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Was that supposed to be a “funny bit” about weather forecasters being “blow hards”?

#monsterdon

@k8eb hahahaha

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Let's hear it for the sassy operator :P #Monsterdon

okay, the telephone operator can stay. #monsterdon

wait is it still fuck-off o'clock? why is this guy up giving weather forecasts? #monsterdon

The rules for movies are currently

1) Don't have a kid carry the plot

this movie has forced another rule:

2) Don't let meteorologists talk

#monsterdon

William Schallert, at least, went on to better things than this shitshow.

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This weatherman is my favorite character so far. Now he's taking amphetamines or something

@diazona @jonny "why is this one rock so jittery"

#monsterdon

Damn I cannot keep up with #Monsterdon tonight. I blame all the negative cleavage.

Now get this Ethel and get it gay

#monsterdon

Okay, guys, someone say the title of the movie already #monsterdon

"Not electricity, not heat, what is it?" :veri_paw:

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

Dave finally found someone with more technobabble than him :P #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Murky meteorites meet meteorological madness!

Quick don't call the government! Just leave town

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this guy was some on old timey sitcom but Im not sure which

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"...3PO, shut down the weather! Turn off the rain, 3PO!"

#Monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#monsterdon *ominous crystalline monolith stretches skyward as a freak monsoon in the desert causes it to grow*

We
Are the crystal gems
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way
That's why the people of the earth
Believe in
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl
And Steven!

Blame Canada for the bad space rock weather, sure #monsterdon

someone who wrote this movie HATES weathermen. #monsterdon

What happens if these rocks cross paths with the Signs aliens? #monsterdon

The space rocks are a primitive form of Mentos #monsterdon

Sure, you can use my phone, thanks for asking first. #Monsterdon

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OK I guess the danger now is that the planet will soon become very, very rocky indeed

@blogdiva #monsterdon Liza is not that, this movie is about a group of white men that are scared of black pillars of rock emerging guess what nevermind

@fifonetworks This coffee & domestic life post is highly relevant to the #Monsterdon movie tonight #TheMonolithMonsters : We just saw coffee make meteorite crystals grow FAR beyond the volume of the coffee poured on it.

It too 45 minutes to get here. But now we are at the great concept of this monster movie. One of the greatest unstoppable ideas ever for horror. An implacable uncaring chemical process that will never stop.
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We call this the "New Era's Rockin' Eve"

#Monsterdon

Welp, better start up the weather control machine.

#Monsterdon

Rain!!! Ack!!! #Monsterdon

The cure is microplastics! #monsterdon

This is petrifying

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Let the rocks have the planet! Save the coffee!

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Wait wait wait

Rocks fall

Everyone dies

Is this anything? #Monsterdon

Evacuate? Our entire town? In our moment of triumph?!

#monsterdon #TheMonolithMonsters

#Monsterdon The METEORologist is the only one speaking science.

#Monsterdon It's not the Fortress of Solitude - it's the Fortress of StayTheF*ckAway!

Really we need a chemist at least 30-40 years older than I am for better commentary on this stuff. It takes me too longer to remember all of the cool terms and specialty equipment.

(because we don't use a lot of this any more, newer stuff has a similar variety, but it's in a different direction)

#Monsterdon

Run! The rocks are coming! And they’re bringing their friends from the quarry! #monsterdon