You look tired.

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#Monsterdon They need blood, you fools.

Maybe ya all shouldn't breathe in the dust from moisture multiplying rocks too, ya know...masks?

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where's marty mcfly when you nee... nah, honestly, we don't need him.

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There'd be a lot more panic if everyone's internet went out

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Man, I bet that ONE GUY who actually bought Giant Rock Tower Disaster insurance in this town is *REALLY* fucking smug right now. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Finally, someone is taking the dangers of Blackrock seriously!

She has nice teeth.

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What is "Opperator" and "Long Distances"? ☎

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Sorry, I'm just slowly adding more water to this rock until it kills me. #Monsterdon

the growth has been r-slurred, youall #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

PIpe guy is busy making black tar heroin.

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Wow. Nils Baris was also a weatherman, huh..?

I'm going to have look up this character actor's name.

#monsterdon Hm. So the smoking professor is melting rock while smoking in his pipe...

That's some quality typography for a disaster leaflet.

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#Monsterdon little Bobby is the main character now

Dr. Hendrix having trouble with this Voodoo Child #monsterdon

@moira

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Whoa, hand-cranked sign printer!

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with this modern printing press we can print three, even four copies per minute!

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Wait, is he smoking the rocks?

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#Monsterdon Well, I guess the scope of the problem is now crystal clear.

#Monsterdon "Cyclogenesis" guys!

Are they in the desert, or are they not? That guy’s farm has a water table that rivals Florida. #Monsterdon

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I like that this menace doesn't seem to be intelligent.

Just your basic ecological catastrophe.

These rock VFX are so good

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@Newpa_Hasai hah yeah I caught that too

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entire homestead being absolutely WRECKED in front of him, my dude: takes notes. #monsterdon

Wow, they really found a kid actor and gave them no lines.

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Blowing up the set of a Never Ending Story sequel #monsterdon

I love this foley work, though. Those rocks are so CRUNCHY. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Little did they know that Superman’s Fortress of Solitude was to gentrify their small town.

i like the monolith miniatures a lot

buildings are pretty good but the monoliths are great

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Hooray for miniatures work!

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The radio guy looked like AI was asked to make a radio announcer in Minecraft.

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YESSS miniature destruction!

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Go go rockzilka! #monsterdon

"Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad." #Monsterdon

20 minutes to go and the third act is a bit light on motion still. What are they gonna do about these rocks?

I'm predicting some kind of Clever Geology fix that comes at the last moment.

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cool rock effects 10/10 #monsterdon

#monsterdon wtf

More menacing “man hand” #Monsterdon

Wait, the radio report explicitly called the town doomed?

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"In the doomed town"

Gave up on them pretty quicker there

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Kid just wants to make a little profit. What’s the harm in that? #Monsterdon

@brooke #Monsterdon Niiiiice!!!

we fill these kids with capitalist propaganda and then they want money. unbelievable

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Kids wanting to get paid for their work? What is this world coming to?

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eeeeverybody must get stooooneed

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#Monsterdon so far this is the best and cheapest monster I’ve seen in a movie!

The farmer watching the rocks rise and devastate his farm.... hahahahaha

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"Kids nowadays want to get payed for everything"

Free labor don't pay the rent, piggy

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@Taweret wow they probably do hate that how did it know #monsterdon

None of you have any more choice in the matter than a student avoiding one of my assignments.

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"KIDS TODAY TO HAVE TO GET PAID FOR EVERYTHING!"

"I know! Why, in my day, child labor was _free_!"

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acab

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Those kids are right to wait until they find out what they're gonna get paid

Tell the boys the cops want ‘em to work for free, sure, that’ll work #monsterdon

"In my day, we got paid in exposure, and we liked it!" #monsterdon

“Town saved by paper boy, read all about it!”

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You're right, kid. It's a lot harder to listen to a television if it turns off. #monsterdon

So those "Watch out for falling rocks" signs are finally relevant, eh?

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At 7 min 30 of "The Monolith Monsters" I think we are seeing geology before continental drift was acknowledged in the USA #Monsterdon #geology

Wait is this movie pro child labor? What is this scene?
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Oh good, they got the recipe for the cure. We have no idea how they figured it out.

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Bobby's got a beautiful bike. Perhaps a Raleigh? It's got a Sturmey-Archer hub, at any rate.

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Child Capitalism doesn't stop for disasters.

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"Nobody wants to work anymore."

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Lol @ "painless" being in quotes on the "'Painless' Dentist" sign in the back #Monsterdon

"unless i can tell em how much they'll get paid."
smart kids.
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That farmer guy is wearing an awesome jean jacket! Some Denim-head would go nuts for that.

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Bastard Cop vs the Capitalist Kid #Monsterdon

@springdiesel "Simple Saline Solution" TM
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@aprilfollies I was waiting for some comment about how he couldn't be waiting around for his wife to get him lunch...

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@ranjit oooh nice find

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The water was just a ruse. That’s a smart rock!

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#Monsterdon “I don’t want to sit here waiting for those rocks to catch up with us.”

I’m DYING over here. 🤣

That's like the clearest radio transmission ever.

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@ranjit Makes sense with the in-universe explanation. Percolated coffee is the worst #Monsterdon

@msh That would solve so many things

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"Coffee, Johnny?"
"No thanks!"

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WHY WASNT THIS ON DOESTHEDOGDIE.COM #Monsterdon #monolithmonsters1957

Don't tell Pfizer about this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I like how they crossed little Ginny's legs in the iron lung because god forbid she doesn't look proper when she wakes up

"Cigarette?"
"Yes. That is a cigarette."
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They're sending in the CHiPs!!!

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I can't believe we're almost an hour into this movie and that's the first cigarette we've seen. And it isn't even being smoked!

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"Cigarette?" "No thanks."

I'd rather die the fast way, by rock. #Monsterdon

Aaand now #SplendaDaddy is humming the theme from "CHiPs" #Monsterdon

That dude's not got great radio form. Over.

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#monsterdon Someone's probably already pointed this out but literally every car driving scene in this looks like a "Toonses" sketch:

Doggie nooooo!

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#monsterdon 70s FDA being better than 2024 FDA

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NOOOOO not the dog!!

Completely out of danger seems like a hasty decision. #Monsterdon

The rocks rustled all my livestock #monsterdon

How did they reverse the kid's petrification?!?!

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