"a woman....found a treatment......I must steal the discovery right away!"

#monsterdon

Vincent Price, the original BatMan!

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"Come out Morgan!"

I need to decide now who I'm going to harass after I become a zombie.

#monsterdon

Another tech bro with a messiah complex

#Monsterdon

Bitten by a bat, there's a non-zero chance that was a VP ad lib #monsterdon

find him? he's right outside!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Oh to go car shopping in the post apocalypse. That's the American dream.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Clear!

#Monsterdon

This film is filling me with a desire to pick up archery.

#monsterdon

The dog's been eating Beggin' Strips #monsterdon

I'm kinda cool with the zombie apocalypse, you?

#Monsterdon

My names not Morgan!!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/ #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Is the virus a trope for communism.

#Monsterdon

"Morgan. Fuck you and your car Morgan. Do you hear. We're going Street Fighter II all over your stationwagon."
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

He should let the dog talk on the radio, someone's bound to answer then #monsterdon

I really can't stay
Baby there's zompires outside
I really must go
Baby there's zompires outside

#Monsterdon

Garlic bread good for you?

#Monsterdon

Is she sick or not? Make up your mind, Morgan

#Monsterdon

Who goes there?
Wait no wrong story.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

bro literally anyone would be pissed off if you started shoving garlic in their face just say sorry wtf #monsterdon

Oooh the garlic is getting her after all 😩

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yo i'm allergic to garlic this isn't fair #monsterdon

I have rabies from a bat, that's why I don't have zombid19. #monsterdon

Ohhhh, bat bite. Okay. Huh.

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Downside of Vampirism?

No more Italian.

#monsterdon

You a-gonna need a-this if you gonna make a-meat-a-ball-as

#Monsterdon

oh we do actually get an immunity explanation

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @forestine That much bleakness might be too much #monsterdon

My garlic baby. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm not touching you garlic edition.

I want to be a feral apocalypse lady when I grow up. #monsterdon

It is strange: a symptom of getting sick is that you go blind. But then once you're a zombie you can see again. #monsterdon

This would work on me. I fucking love garlic. #Monsterdon

impressive even during the apocalypse she can do impeccible makeup #monsterdon

#monsterdon well fuck. Shoulda seen that coming

garlic assault, demanding a blood test.... this man has not dated in a while...things have changed

#monsterdon

@blueemu

MonsterdonLabs has determined about a third of fans do the same. So you're good - and we love you.

#Monsterdon

@moira I was going to go with "I thought he was in my pocket..."

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Vincent is now on the verge of tears. First his child. Now his wife.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

That cigarette will kill you before the virus.

#Monsterdon

Wife: She's probably pregnant, given her symptoms. #monsterdon

Ruth Collins found some eyeliner right quick #monsterdon

like they could have had price portray a super good at running guy but i feel like this was a conscious decision #monsterdon

COFFEEEEEE
#monsterdon

"Do you want to come with me or do you want to face them?"
Well, bucko, she seems to have done at least as well as you have, so can you blame her?
#monsterdon

He should offer to do her hair.

#monsterdon

Vincent Price is contracted to laugh maniacally at least twice in every film he appears in #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Morgan, she’s ALLERGIC TO GARLIC. That’s an actual thing.

Garlic assault!

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Why does she look the same as his wife 🤔
Must be the '60s hair.

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she thought she was the last woman on earth but she kept putting on her false eyelashes just in case #Monsterdon

I would run too Vincent is pretty strange and strange men are scarier than bears #Monsterdon

shorty had that tweed pleated skirt & the boots with the fur
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@berniethewordsmith For reals.

The only unrealistic thing about this movie so far is that folks didn't switch over to sweatpants after the first week

#monsterdon

I wouldn't date you if you were the last man...

Oh never mind

#Monsterdon

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Burn your dead! Make them stay dead!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

this must be the girl with the iron-tipped spears, lady just threaten him, what are you looking all scared for. #monsterdon

She chose Bears too

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth #EspeciallyNotVincentPrice

@MuffinJets It's a weekly monster movie watch, we all watch and talk about the movie together. Every week at 6pm Cascadian/Pacific time ^_^

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now is a great time for #Coffee!

She's not running from you because you aren't nice. She's running because you haven't changed your suit in three years and you REEK. #monsterdon

I expected Ruth to be more like a biker chick with the killing of zombies using iron stakes.

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Nobody had clothes or shoes suitable for the apocalypse back then. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

love a chase scene with two terribly unathletic people lol #monsterdon

@forestine I wonder whether we could watch A Boy and His Dog (1975) on free streaming for #monsterdon

Vincent Price runs like a librarian chasing a book cart that was accidentally bumped and is rolling away. #Monsterdon

he's kinda got that kewpie doll hair #Monsterdon

"I'm not going to hurt you!" he says, shaking the woman violently.

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

That was s coincidence

#monsterdon

"I'm not going to hurt you!" <proceeds to hurt her>
#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Me at work: "You think I'm one of them." "You will be."

#Monsterdon

@moira

That weird structure is the Ristorante Il Fungo in Rome, built in 1957. Still exists.

#Monsterdon

What did she expect, walking around alone in LA like that...

Oh

right

#Monsterdon

Oh no, more of the Zompire bacilli in the blood 😥
You're not going to have those good times together after all.

#Monsterdon

That's the lesson kids, if Vincent Price ever says a nice thing about you, run

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

it's hard to prove you're not a zompire when they can all talk too. #monsterdon

@jonny no heroes after all

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wow this movie just totally went the fuck there #Monsterdon

Schwinng!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

@plaidtron3000 Mmmm, forbidden bacon.

#monsterdon

His immune system must be AMAZING!!!!

#Monsterdon

Oh no, she's a.... beatnik!

#monsterdon

this may be grimmer than our Godzilla (1954) watchalong #Monsterdon

Holy shit #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon my man over here microscoping his breakfast cereal

y'know I'm starting to think maybe Vincent likes stake a little _too_ much.

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon I myself was asking, “how does he know she’s not a vampire” until… daylight. Duh. 🤦🏽‍♀️

"we're gonna have lots of happy times together" VINCENT DONT DO THIS TO ME #monsterdon

man how would you go about making contact with the other person doing the staking out there. like you have to, but also they could just be in full on bloodlust mode and want to rule the wastes #monsterdon

Ok, answering that age old question- would you rather meet a zompie or a strange man in the woods?

#monsterdon

Hmm. This would be a little more gallows humor if he ended up living in Ben's house. Since Ben is the one who's prepared for the new horrific reality.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

I was expecting zombie dog #monsterdon

I hope you've got grooming supplies for that poodle. Or nobody's gonna be happy. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Although it's unlikely I will ever watch one of the movies, I will never mute the #monsterdon hashtag because I LOVE reading the commentary

VP don't you lie to that dog! #monsterdon

spoiler : things will not be fine. #monsterdon

Oh damn, the dog is doomed

#Monsterdon

lord Ben is one determined man. how deep did that work rivalry go? #monsterdon

Oh yeah. Keeping a blind vampire child in the house is a perfectly normal reaction.
Meanwhile neighbors are properly burning their dead. Thank you helpful faceless military men. Wait...
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth