This does not happen to Will Smith, I don't think #monsterdon

woke up to find a bunch of blood draining equipment in my arm, who's the vampire here now, Sir. #monsterdon

ACME brand do it yourself transfusion kit. Get yours today!

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Did she ever get that injection he knocked on the floor? #monsterdon

@paco So Vincent Morgan picked up the vampire bat germ in South America and spread it everywhere and is responsible for alllll the deaths. And he's been killing folks who weren't really undead. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"I... didn't know"

And once again, the true monster is Man.

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#Monsterdon “My blood is the cure! We can save all the others!”

I have a bad feeling. This movie understands human panic behavior too well.

Cool twist! #monsterdon

i've had this joke in the chamber all movie #monsterdon

well... i guess vincent is paying the price for his actions #monsterdon

and to think i've had a copy of this novel just sitting on my shelf for years when i could have been reading it! #monsterdon

Again with the fucking garlic, Morgan.

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Oh no. Doggie is filled with squiggles!
. . .
OH SHIT. Well that got dark fast and quietly.
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How do you like your stake?

#monsterdon
#LastManOnEarth

I

AM

LEG END!!

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"Well, I've got a gun, but we're kinda short of bullets..."

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

@aprilfollies

Most unrealistic part of the film. 😆

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literally called it

https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/112867136556618586

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Wow, giving a transfusion without RH testing? Some people love to live dangerously. #monsterdon

I hope you tested her blood type before you put your blood in her, Vincent #Monsterdon

he's not really demonstrating that he is a person that they should invite into the society of the living at all #monsterdon

@apLundell @Taweret Maybe watching on 2x, that's legit #monsterdon

i... don't thinks that's how vaccines work... #monsterdon

Blood...that is defibrillated 😂😂

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Some peak dog acting. Looking all pitiful and cute.
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"We?!?!" BITCH WHO THE FUCK IS "WE" #Monsterdon

It's science babble!

#Monsterdon

"I take that for it!"
"What is it?"
My mom: "Ivermectin!"

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Iron spears? Who's a better vampire slayer than Vincent Price?
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yeah, we??? #monsterdon

Ah, his immunity is the inverse of the Covid bat theory?

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i don't understand vincent price's deal here. if he's immune, then there's no problem? the zombies pose literally no threat even in numbers? just like... idk sleep in a locked room and see if she goes blind in a few days and if so who cares? #monsterdon

how did she get this vaccine? #monsterdon

Vincent, she's not afraid of you because you might be a zombie... #monsterdon

@violetmadder Yeah, it’s like they actually listened to their science advisor on this show! #Monsterdon

I'm immune because I was bitten by a bat in Panama one sultry night ...

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If he had a cure, where was it before?

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Wait, he was bitten by a bat?

Did that make him... a bat-man?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The lady has a (temporary) cure! And there are others! “Infected but alive!”

… and they’re terrified of Morgan…. Yiiiiikes.

TIME FOR A SMOKE. I hope they have some post-apocalyptic coffee. #monsterdon

Two lines on the plastic thingy

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Vincent Price, the original BatMan!

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"Come out Morgan!"

I need to decide now who I'm going to harass after I become a zombie.

#monsterdon

Another tech bro with a messiah complex

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Bitten by a bat, there's a non-zero chance that was a VP ad lib #monsterdon

find him? he's right outside!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Oh to go car shopping in the post apocalypse. That's the American dream.
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Clear!

#Monsterdon

This film is filling me with a desire to pick up archery.

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The dog's been eating Beggin' Strips #monsterdon

I'm kinda cool with the zombie apocalypse, you?

#Monsterdon

My names not Morgan!!

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/ #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Is the virus a trope for communism.

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"Morgan. Fuck you and your car Morgan. Do you hear. We're going Street Fighter II all over your stationwagon."
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He should let the dog talk on the radio, someone's bound to answer then #monsterdon

I really can't stay
Baby there's zompires outside
I really must go
Baby there's zompires outside

#Monsterdon

Garlic bread good for you?

#Monsterdon

Is she sick or not? Make up your mind, Morgan

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Who goes there?
Wait no wrong story.
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bro literally anyone would be pissed off if you started shoving garlic in their face just say sorry wtf #monsterdon

Oooh the garlic is getting her after all 😩

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yo i'm allergic to garlic this isn't fair #monsterdon

I have rabies from a bat, that's why I don't have zombid19. #monsterdon

Ohhhh, bat bite. Okay. Huh.

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Downside of Vampirism?

No more Italian.

#monsterdon

You a-gonna need a-this if you gonna make a-meat-a-ball-as

#Monsterdon

oh we do actually get an immunity explanation

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@plaidtron3000 @forestine That much bleakness might be too much #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm not touching you garlic edition.

I want to be a feral apocalypse lady when I grow up. #monsterdon

It is strange: a symptom of getting sick is that you go blind. But then once you're a zombie you can see again. #monsterdon

This would work on me. I fucking love garlic. #Monsterdon

impressive even during the apocalypse she can do impeccible makeup #monsterdon

#monsterdon well fuck. Shoulda seen that coming

@blueemu

MonsterdonLabs has determined about a third of fans do the same. So you're good - and we love you.

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@moira I was going to go with "I thought he was in my pocket..."

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Vincent is now on the verge of tears. First his child. Now his wife.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

That cigarette will kill you before the virus.

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Wife: She's probably pregnant, given her symptoms. #monsterdon

Ruth Collins found some eyeliner right quick #monsterdon

like they could have had price portray a super good at running guy but i feel like this was a conscious decision #monsterdon

"Do you want to come with me or do you want to face them?"
Well, bucko, she seems to have done at least as well as you have, so can you blame her?
#monsterdon

He should offer to do her hair.

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Vincent Price is contracted to laugh maniacally at least twice in every film he appears in #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Morgan, she’s ALLERGIC TO GARLIC. That’s an actual thing.

Why does she look the same as his wife 🤔
Must be the '60s hair.

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she thought she was the last woman on earth but she kept putting on her false eyelashes just in case #Monsterdon

I would run too Vincent is pretty strange and strange men are scarier than bears #Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith For reals.

The only unrealistic thing about this movie so far is that folks didn't switch over to sweatpants after the first week

#monsterdon

shorty had that tweed pleated skirt & the boots with the fur
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I wouldn't date you if you were the last man...

Oh never mind

#Monsterdon

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Burn your dead! Make them stay dead!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

this must be the girl with the iron-tipped spears, lady just threaten him, what are you looking all scared for. #monsterdon

She chose Bears too

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth #EspeciallyNotVincentPrice

@MuffinJets It's a weekly monster movie watch, we all watch and talk about the movie together. Every week at 6pm Cascadian/Pacific time ^_^

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now is a great time for #Coffee!

She's not running from you because you aren't nice. She's running because you haven't changed your suit in three years and you REEK. #monsterdon

I expected Ruth to be more like a biker chick with the killing of zombies using iron stakes.

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Nobody had clothes or shoes suitable for the apocalypse back then. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth