love a chase scene with two terribly unathletic people lol #monsterdon

@forestine I wonder whether we could watch A Boy and His Dog (1975) on free streaming for #monsterdon

he's kinda got that kewpie doll hair #Monsterdon

"I'm not going to hurt you!" he says, shaking the woman violently.

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That was s coincidence

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"I'm not going to hurt you!" <proceeds to hurt her>
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Me at work: "You think I'm one of them." "You will be."

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@moira

That weird structure is the Ristorante Il Fungo in Rome, built in 1957. Still exists.

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What did she expect, walking around alone in LA like that...

Oh

right

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Oh no, more of the Zompire bacilli in the blood 😥
You're not going to have those good times together after all.

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That's the lesson kids, if Vincent Price ever says a nice thing about you, run

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it's hard to prove you're not a zompire when they can all talk too. #monsterdon

@jonny no heroes after all

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wow this movie just totally went the fuck there #Monsterdon

Schwinng!

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@plaidtron3000 Mmmm, forbidden bacon.

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His immune system must be AMAZING!!!!

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Oh no, she's a.... beatnik!

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this may be grimmer than our Godzilla (1954) watchalong #Monsterdon

Holy shit #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon my man over here microscoping his breakfast cereal

y'know I'm starting to think maybe Vincent likes stake a little _too_ much.

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#Monsterdon I myself was asking, “how does he know she’s not a vampire” until… daylight. Duh. 🤦🏽‍♀️

"we're gonna have lots of happy times together" VINCENT DONT DO THIS TO ME #monsterdon

Ok, answering that age old question- would you rather meet a zompie or a strange man in the woods?

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Hmm. This would be a little more gallows humor if he ended up living in Ben's house. Since Ben is the one who's prepared for the new horrific reality.
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I hope you've got grooming supplies for that poodle. Or nobody's gonna be happy. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Although it's unlikely I will ever watch one of the movies, I will never mute the #monsterdon hashtag because I LOVE reading the commentary

VP don't you lie to that dog! #monsterdon

spoiler : things will not be fine. #monsterdon

Oh damn, the dog is doomed

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lord Ben is one determined man. how deep did that work rivalry go? #monsterdon

Oh yeah. Keeping a blind vampire child in the house is a perfectly normal reaction.
Meanwhile neighbors are properly burning their dead. Thank you helpful faceless military men. Wait...
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Dead dog on a stick! First booth at the 68 LA county fair! #monsterdon

Why aren't there thousands of dogs?

Or do they carry the germs?

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Doggo is the real hero of this #Monsterdon movie

ok ya see exactly. thank god the dog is here now we have someone to root for #monsterdon

@blogdiva

Kibble and zombie bits and bits and bits

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"You're gonna be alright"

Aw, Vince. No :/ #Monsterdon

It looks like the dog didn't make it. ☹️

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@starkraving666 She knew him by scent #monsterdon

#monsterdon DOG!!!!

@Zerofactorial Maybe she was echolocating. We don't know. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

@Configures @yatsu That's @RobynGoodfellow 's theory too

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@Configures yeah, i assume. #monsterdon

Wow he really loves that harpoon look at him cradle it! #Monsterdon

the thing about dogs is that they are smart and faster than you so at the point when you're the only living thing around they are gonna come back to you eventually bc they also don't want to just be alone. #monsterdon

"We're going to kill you, Morgan, just like we killed your car!" #Monsterdon

@yatsu Virge = Virginia? #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

I'm starting to get the sense some folks are in a very different place in the movie from me. #Monsterdon

That heterodyne squeal hurts my ears too. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

A rival Zompire hunter! Or ally, I guess. With great stakes.

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What a nice Montage tour of LA 🏃

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#Monsterdon A dog now, as well as a cat. Our hero is becoming a pet collector.

No, YOU are not allowed in the house, shuffling zompires.

You can stake a vampire through the butt? Huh. The lore is ever expanding. #Monsterdon

Morgan burying his wife is a good example of main character syndrome, appropriately enough #monsterdon

So many questions...

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ZOMPIRE _DEMODEX_ FACE MITES

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"I've got to find him!"

Have you considered luring him with some of that grocery store preserved beef, or nah? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Morgan! Do ya hear Morgan?!

@holly "Prices so low, you'd have to be dead to pass these deals up!" #monsterdon

the dog did it, he's a smart doggo, to be spearing people. #monsterdon

People in this movie would have been a lot better off dealing with the plague if they had Wordle #monsterdon

I can't imagine Vincent Price owing any other kind of car than a big black station wagon with a tasteful amount of chrome trim #Monsterdon

This is why we don't have lawn darts anymore. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

This is Casey Kasem and your Top 40 countdown! #Monsterdon

36 minutes in! Vincent said the V word! Yippie~~
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not the station wagon guys!
I bet the Zompys leaders is his friend, whatever is the name

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perfectly good spaceship pretending to be a water tower and the MIB are clearly all dead, why _not_ fly off into space?

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Chekhov's doggo

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Not a zompire dog!!

Oh, no it's a regular doggie.

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i know i keep asking questions lol but wait so was his vampire wife coming in a dream or something? #monsterdon

Reminded of this all of a sudden:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Ghlgn61Pw

#Monsterdon Winston! Winston! Come here. Aw, come back, Winston. Winston!

Tbh so far the zombies haven't done anything I wouldn't expect from state university students in a sports riot. Next are they going to set a couch on fire? #Monsterdon

@LingLass Decrease the risk of infection? Not that he's taking a lot of precautions. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Yeah, pupper, that radio sound bugs me too.

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Roberrrrt! Rawwwberrt! #Monsterdon

@jonny Maybe there will be a hero in this movie after all

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Don't smoke in that new car, think of the resale value Morgan
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PUBBY

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If only Vincent had a pit under his house for a crypt which is guarded by a honking big pendulum instead #monsterdon

Any emotional string they aren't going to pull?

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DOG IS THE NEW PROTAGONIST #monsterdon

You are the last man on earth! You could live ANYWHERE. This Zombie knows where you live and your name. Fucking move! Why did you stay in such a small, unprotected house? Move to a fucking mansion. Or a high-rise. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I couldn't find a hearse, this Cybertruck will have to do...

We're almost an hour in and... nothing has really happened?

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IT'S ALIVE!!!
- Vincent Price

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Only half an hour behind now. Come on 1.5 speed. Take me through the flashback.
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The flashback did help me understand that part of what's keeping Vincent Price motivated to stay alive in this hellscape is the opportunity to spitefully defy his former friend every night. #Monsterdon

oh my god apocalypse car shopping #monsterdon

finally we get the station wagon origin story
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We've had presumed coffee drinking, but now we have confirmed cigarette smoking!

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Morgan, do you hear? We're taking the seats out of your car, Morgan! We're ruining the resale value, Morgan!!!

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"There was a time when I shopped for a car. Now I'm shopping for a hearse."

🔥

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#Monsterdon he's got other shirts in the closet but really likes the yellow one

Juuuust alive enough to taunt you I guess

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a convertible is not what you want in the zombie apocalypse, Vincent. please. #monsterdon

There's that scene in Walking Dead where Morgan sees his wife in the street, and this scene where Vincent Price's Morgan lets his wife in and TWD first season was fine but this, ow.
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