Lassie, come home!!!! #Monsterdon

@ricci @RobynGoodfellow WE'VE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE MORGAN #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon Yes, shouting at a cat is a famously effective way to make one come closer.

#Monsterdon Ok, so what exactly to the zombies do to you if they catch you?

Excellent music for the zombpire wife. #monsterdon

It took the zombie-vamps three years to target the car. Not the sharpest ghouls in the block.

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Virge shoulda stayed away from that yellow snow #monsterdon

Nooo way! Not only is it a plague movie, but it's also a zombie movie too! One stop sit!

#Monsterdon

Oh man!! The protruding eyelids is a great effect, it's so hard to use makeup/putty to change the shape of a human face believably

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#monsterdon Oh shit you didn't bury her in that patch where they painted "Semetary" on the sign did you?

What, no cinder blocks?? #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Shades of Pit and the Pendulum, with the whispering dead wife #Monsterdon

bro trying to be threatening but sounds like the Thermians from Galaxy Quest
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Wow that’s fucked up is that his wife as a zombie? #Monsterdon

Not even dogs like Bob. Smart dog. #monsterdon

Business is booming for the Vampire Chop Shop.

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A late stage symptom of the vampire virus is it makes you think cars are people. #Monsterdon

wait is his name robert or morgan?? #monsterdon

I did not check does the dog die! NOOOOOO MOVIE DO NOT DO IT!

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Morgan! You need an oil change Morgan! When was the last time you rotated these tires Morgan!? #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Oh, so /that's/ how they know his name

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Oh I didn't even realize the head zombie goon was Uncle Ben; guy must really hate Bob to be stalking him after undeath
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The pit of bodies here reminds me of the ravine garbage dump from Godmonster of Indian Flats. Just chuck all the Bad Things off a cliff, what could possibly go wrong?! #Monsterdon

Wife from beyond the grave!!!
Creepy!!!

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NO SPRINGS #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

so spoilers, don't get attached to the dog

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well that explains why all the zombies know his name. his wife is probably the leader #monsterdon

Are we going to flash forward now?

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okay, like half an hour to go and we're back in the present. #monsterdon

Oh right. This was all a flashback. #monsterdon

see what he's saying is that only people with a stake in america should be able to

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You know she's a zompire because her 60's bob is all in disarray. #Monsterdon

Stuck on the burn pit, and will be for a while. I think another movie would have him fight harder to save his living daughter, but his resignation sells the horror. Also this movie isn’t great with action.

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Seriously though, that's a really effective scene :D #Monsterdon

Is she saying Boebert? #Monsterdon

The monkey's paw curls a finger #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Brains!?

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@apLundell You've got to warm up and also stretch periodically, definitely #monsterdon

Well THAT grave ain't gonna do anything. What a waste of all that digging!

#Monsterdon

"...i'm here... for that... hamburger Vince..." #Monsterdon

Oh man. Obviously burial didn’t work … #Monsterdon

Are we hallucinating this whole movie?

#Monsterdon

time to bury my wife so she becomes 100% a vampire #monsterdon

Oh god these whispers are creepy. The doorknob. Oh god. #Monsterdon

@amyfou

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Price is the definition of suave.

@blogdiva They don't make house calls like that any more. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Welp. There goes the station wagon.

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Yup we'll just bury here in this studio backlot

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@brooke we thought she was a goner! #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Damn, parked on the wrong block! #monsterdon

and three years later, he was still wearing the same suit. #monsterdon

quarantining within a house is hard but you can do it and you can even bring a little levity to it to keep the person's spirit up. maintaining full contact with them and then wrapping them in a sheet and driving them around is way off the map of potential good responses #monsterdon

Don't bury here there. The ground went sour years ago!

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ I was just telling my pals I miss old Twitter sometimes #monsterdon

Bullshit! Nobody digs a hole that deep by themselves, in the desert, without dying of dehydration. #Monsterdon

Wow Virg didn't last long after going blind it's as if adults get it more acutely than children or something #Monsterdon

Aww home movies. Of a family that well... Families never do well in apocalyptic movies. Ahahahaha!
Damn Vincent has one of the great laughs. From maniacal to melancholy.
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"...So, wanna stop for a hamburger? Oh right, you're dead. ...Eh, still, though, right?" #Monsterdon

When you're serious about wanting to stay in the HOV lane.

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My mom, as he carries his dead wife off: "You're stinking up the place"

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so now we're gonna bury her in secret, okay, that's not gonna go wrong at all. #monsterdon

OK that whispering is CREEPY...

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Somehow his relatively low emotion makes his straightness way less believable #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Boy this movie hits harder, after Covid 19 erupted #monsterdon

really not appreciating VP's attitude towards public health #monsterdon

Let Me In, the prequel. #monsterdon

@jonny And yet he is the only one who DOESN'T get sick?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon music 🎶 Oh bury me not, on the lone prairie…” 🎵

@SnoopJ He's just wallowing in nostalgia #monsterdon

I know it's supposed to be grim and dramatic, but of course I can't hear "Mister, a lot of people's daughters are in there! Including my own!" without thinking of Wayne's World

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"There are a lot of daughters in there. Clearance sale at the orphanage."

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I like it with the b
Zombpire

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sorry, virge, you didn't make it. #monsterdon

Yeah sure that's proper use of NBC

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Impressively long flashback sequence, still going

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It the tumblin' tumbleweeds

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#Monsterdon Oh, THIS road trip is going NOWHERE GOOD.

K turns can kill people. Especially the unalive creatures of the night.
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Zompire! Awesome! #Monsterdon

Is the virus making it windy? #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Vincent sweeps his hair over to the side and demands to see the manager.

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"I'll take my daughter medium rare thanks" #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

@Sorl it's the 60s. Frankly I'm surprised she didn't light her a cigarette in grand Monsterdon tradition

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Is he chasing after the dead body of his daughter? What is he thinking? This makes no sense. #monsterdon

He knows All Doctors Are B*stards #monsterdon

High security clambake, huh #Monsterdon

Traditionally, you don’t burn the sides of the burn pit, just the shit at the bottom. #Monsterdon

@yogajedi true. I do enjoy collecting unearned titles. #Monsterdon @apLundell

#Monsterdon Wow. Make-out Point was different back then.

so when the child says, "Mommy, where are you?" don't turn away and sob, hold the girl's hand and say, "I'm here darling. I'm right here."

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@apontious No no, Andrew, save yourself! Or watch #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth with us. There's a clickable movie on the Wikipedia page for it.

Srs time: the bit with the bawling woman whose body-bagged loved one is being hauled into a truck reminds me of an Ebola epidemic long ago where people were like "ahh, local people didn't trust the health workers because they were taking away their loved ones into closed off tents in the traditional colour of mourning and they always ended up dead." and then it didn't really matter much because everyone learned nothing #Monsterdon

@Configures @nev

So Zompires might be a better name.

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@Zerofactorial Everything about this movie is above other #monsterdon movies.

We have to admit that's a hell of a station wagon
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Great...everyone is dead and I still have to clock in

#Monsterdon

For some more fun vampire science videos this one by thought potatoes is kind of cool

https://youtu.be/oJLA8iNUV-0?si=-dZp2dTw6C5dKqHE

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Oh no! The only guy at the institute is another, younger Vincent Price!!

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It's disorienting seeing so much good acting for #monsterdon