Wait I leave to do laundry and come back to a whole new faction joining The Fray

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This is not going to end well

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ah, even more men not listening to the woman lol #monsterdon

An awful lot of fascists survived the apocalypse

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Wait maybe Robert is the Nazi. Or possibly Christ.

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Love how Vincent Price throws grenades

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@jonny They’re only temporarily human, though. #Monsterdon

My brother called to catch me up from his European vacation. I don't know what I missed, but Price is about to get his arsed kicked by the men in black! #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Shouldn't these guys have burning torches and pitchforks? #Monsterdon

@paco Argh, Vincent Robert Morgan is so thick-headed! She told him they were coming for him tonight, it's tonight, they're coming for you right now! Stop saying it's going to be all right! Welp, too late. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

old and busted: this movie could be solved with polyamory
new hotness: this movie could be solved with corner prophets #monsterdon #beenheretoolongstodon

@jonny full of ZOMPIRE COPS

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A vehicle full of the un-undead!! Nooo!!

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@strangefour oh good, I'm not the only one on #Monsterdon with a Vincent Price food fetish. Whew.

Women and children? WTF movie!

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"Get 'im? That was your plan? GET 'EM?!"

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not even CLOSE to the last man on earth there's a whole fuckin STATE #monsterdon

Whoops, railing kill #Monsterdon

Would believe the Police leave the Armoury unlocked

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And now after all this, he can see the results in the microscope?

But not in the actual lab?

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#Monsterdon Half Cured Zompires have guns and are terrified of Morgan. Yeah, this doesn’t bode well.

And as someone else commented, surprisingly contemporary…

Gosh, a blood based vaccine ... I sure hope he doesn't have any blood borne pathogens

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The vampires put a hit on him! #Monsterdon

@moira @blogdiva

We know too much about this stuff now.

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still think all cops are bastards? 😏 #monsterdon

you've seen slow zombies.

you've seen fast zombies.

now: FAST ZOMPIRES WITH GUNS.

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Vincent was inspired to become a virologist because he was bitten by a bat? Man.
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Spotted a zompire ballerina.

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@yogajedi I can't decide if they are supposed to be communists or fascists. #Monsterdon

run, idiot, he's like... oh, so these mimes are the iron spear people? okay then. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm picturing the blooper reel where she immediately starts chowing down on the garlic wreath

Oh god with the freaking strings

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Any time Vincent says it's gonna be all right, it most certainly will not be. And you can take that to the bank. #Monsterdon

"Man ignores danger credibly explained to him by a woman" is such a 60s trope. #Monsterdon

@blogdiva his theory is he got bit by a bat years before the plague and got a weaker form of the disease and so is immune to this one

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Don't be afraid, he says, handing her a giant pile of allergens. I've only been murdering people for 3 years when I already knew how I might save them.
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mm, Ben's having a Galaxy Brain moment, people, we are about to be in real trouble, me thinks. #monsterdon

Vincent is a walking talking Paxlovid machine #Monsterdon

Vincent Price, telling you not to be afraid...

#monsterdon #BeVeryAfraid

He’s the only one who knows the cure. Hmm. #Monsterdon

I too enjoy a good faceful of garlic

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Listen Vince. You've been wrong about some pretty big things so far so maybe listen to the lady #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon New Half Cured Zompires do not approve of old style Ben.

Yeaaaaah that's some goooood garlic #Monsterdon

Vincent Price can smother me in garlic anytime. I'll make him a nice pasta sauce with it.
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what's going to kill her first, the disease, the other vampires, or graft-vs-host? #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

personally I would *love* to be surprised by garlic all over my face but I'm just a person with good culinary taste. #Monsterdon

Nihilistic Beatnik Brigade has arrived! Run, Bobby, run! #monsterdon

Uh, Vince, I don't mean to be a dick about your glorious discovery,

but this basically means you've vamped her.

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just bite into that garlic like Chairman Kaga, lady, i dare you. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ben is a zombie genius, finally thinking to hit the mirror with a rock!

.... you styled my hair while I was asleep? #Monsterdon

"do you know what this means?"
uh, she can't go home, that's one thing. #monsterdon

I don't get it. Is she supposed to hold him at gunpoint until someone ELSE shows up to kill him? How does that work?

"Sit still and wait until they come to kill you, or else I'll kill you?"

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confesh: I haven't read the original novella nor seen "I Am Legend" so I'm honestly surprised by the plot developments and pleased by the nuanced departures from the normal zombie-movie tropes. #Monsterdon

Did he Cosby her? #Monsterdon

This does not happen to Will Smith, I don't think #monsterdon

woke up to find a bunch of blood draining equipment in my arm, who's the vampire here now, Sir. #monsterdon

ACME brand do it yourself transfusion kit. Get yours today!

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Did she ever get that injection he knocked on the floor? #monsterdon

@paco So Vincent Morgan picked up the vampire bat germ in South America and spread it everywhere and is responsible for alllll the deaths. And he's been killing folks who weren't really undead. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"I... didn't know"

And once again, the true monster is Man.

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#Monsterdon “My blood is the cure! We can save all the others!”

I have a bad feeling. This movie understands human panic behavior too well.

Cool twist! #monsterdon

i've had this joke in the chamber all movie #monsterdon

well... i guess vincent is paying the price for his actions #monsterdon

and to think i've had a copy of this novel just sitting on my shelf for years when i could have been reading it! #monsterdon

Again with the fucking garlic, Morgan.

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Oh no. Doggie is filled with squiggles!
. . .
OH SHIT. Well that got dark fast and quietly.
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How do you like your stake?

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I

AM

LEG END!!

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"Well, I've got a gun, but we're kinda short of bullets..."

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@aprilfollies

Most unrealistic part of the film. 😆

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literally called it

https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/112867136556618586

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This is too real #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Wow, giving a transfusion without RH testing? Some people love to live dangerously. #monsterdon

I hope you tested her blood type before you put your blood in her, Vincent #Monsterdon

he's not really demonstrating that he is a person that they should invite into the society of the living at all #monsterdon

@apLundell @Taweret Maybe watching on 2x, that's legit #monsterdon

i... don't thinks that's how vaccines work... #monsterdon

Blood...that is defibrillated 😂😂

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Wha?

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Some peak dog acting. Looking all pitiful and cute.
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"We?!?!" BITCH WHO THE FUCK IS "WE" #Monsterdon

It's science babble!

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"I take that for it!"
"What is it?"
My mom: "Ivermectin!"

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Iron spears? Who's a better vampire slayer than Vincent Price?
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yeah, we??? #monsterdon

i don't understand vincent price's deal here. if he's immune, then there's no problem? the zombies pose literally no threat even in numbers? just like... idk sleep in a locked room and see if she goes blind in a few days and if so who cares? #monsterdon

Ah, his immunity is the inverse of the Covid bat theory?

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how did she get this vaccine? #monsterdon

Vincent, she's not afraid of you because you might be a zombie... #monsterdon

@violetmadder Yeah, it’s like they actually listened to their science advisor on this show! #Monsterdon

I'm immune because I was bitten by a bat in Panama one sultry night ...

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If he had a cure, where was it before?

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Wait, he was bitten by a bat?

Did that make him... a bat-man?

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#Monsterdon The lady has a (temporary) cure! And there are others! “Infected but alive!”

… and they’re terrified of Morgan…. Yiiiiikes.

TIME FOR A SMOKE. I hope they have some post-apocalyptic coffee. #monsterdon

Two lines on the plastic thingy

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Bats actually do harbour an astonishing number of viruses. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/10630/ #Monsterdon