well that was a better film than i expected, fucked up movie would recommend

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god what a ROLLER COASTER #monsterdon

"Your new society sounds charming."

"The beginning of any society is never charming or gentle."

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This must be some definition of "safe" I have never encountered before

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#Monsterdon Whew. Gonna need a minnit here. That was shockingly good.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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HAHAHA

"We're all safe now, don't cry. It's not like he created another one of him in his last hour on earth, right? When you kill the main vampire you NEVER have to worry about the spawn, right?" #Monsterdon

okay, well i am hip deep in a Discworld re-read, but i may interrupt myself if its gonna be this good. #monsterdon

Just like Jesus, they did not know what they were doing

OMG

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whelp i mean zombie society seems to basically be the same as regular society they just have to take medicine so, actually nbd #monsterdon

I've officially lost the plot

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wow really just leaning into being the asshole at the end #monsterdon

...and also there was a BABY. THE END!!!!! #monsterdon

That looks like it hurt.

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well he finally found out who was using those iron spears #monsterdon

Sure, Vince, piss them off

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I'm impressed with how he kept the city electric grid running with all the staking he's been doing.

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Ok, Last Man On Earth hits completely different after living through Covid. I used to laugh at how silly so much of this movie was. Not so much now, but still enjoyable.

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so, Ruth is now The Last Woman? does her cure stick? can she cure the others? #monsterdon

cornered by new wave band members ​:BlobCat_Pensive:​ #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

@moira OUCH. #Monsterdon

use your WORDS MAN #monsterdon

Not quite sure what those cherry bombs he's tossing are meant to do.
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This movie is aching to be re-dubbed. #Monsterdon

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A whole freaking army brigade survived??

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So, the cured vampires can be killed just with an ordinary pistol?

That sucks. I think I'd rather be a immortal zombie-vampire if I was going on a dangerous mission like trying to kill Vincent Price. #monsterdon

Gee if she starts t eat raw garlic it will be really strange...
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@RamenCatholic @strangefour Pretty sure I've mentioned this before, but his cookbook is legit

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.amazon.com/TREASURY-Specialties-Foremost-Restaurants-American/dp/B000LBOHIY

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@ricci @blogdiva

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AZCAB?

Now those are the good throwing pop firecrackers.

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what is he doing with thooooosssseeeeeee lmaaaaoooooooo #monsterdon

Are those holy water grenades? #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

vincent price…vanish! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, let's just leave a trail of smoke for them to follow.

Are those garlic grenades?

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@blogdiva AZAB

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Sure, looks legit. #monsterdon

It's been too long since I read this (several times). I don't remember how it ends.

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The armory is in an office?

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"We! We?"
Vincent doesn't want a cure. he wants to take out all these filthy vampires.
He is the legendary monster who hunts by day and kills the those in society! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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#Monsterdon “Freaks! Mutations!” You’re not winning them over here, dude.

breaking into the armory and running from a horde of zombies in a police station. based on how my own last Project Zomboid run went, this may not end well for Mr Price. #monsterdon

again failing the quicktime challenge here by saying nothing about being the antidote and you must be kept alive for it to work and shooting instead #monsterdon

Even zompire cops are bastards #Monsterdon

I'm glad that armory was so secure. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

I cured you with a blood transfusion, but you might have an STI now. Sorry.

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@Elleaster oooh, good point, there clearly ARE still MiB, so clearly you can't just steal that flying saucer

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Wait I leave to do laundry and come back to a whole new faction joining The Fray

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ah, even more men not listening to the woman lol #monsterdon

An awful lot of fascists survived the apocalypse

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Wait maybe Robert is the Nazi. Or possibly Christ.

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@jonny They’re only temporarily human, though. #Monsterdon

My brother called to catch me up from his European vacation. I don't know what I missed, but Price is about to get his arsed kicked by the men in black! #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Shouldn't these guys have burning torches and pitchforks? #Monsterdon

@paco Argh, Vincent Robert Morgan is so thick-headed! She told him they were coming for him tonight, it's tonight, they're coming for you right now! Stop saying it's going to be all right! Welp, too late. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

old and busted: this movie could be solved with polyamory
new hotness: this movie could be solved with corner prophets #monsterdon #beenheretoolongstodon

@jonny full of ZOMPIRE COPS

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A vehicle full of the un-undead!! Nooo!!

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@strangefour oh good, I'm not the only one on #Monsterdon with a Vincent Price food fetish. Whew.

Women and children? WTF movie!

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"Get 'im? That was your plan? GET 'EM?!"

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not even CLOSE to the last man on earth there's a whole fuckin STATE #monsterdon

Whoops, railing kill #Monsterdon

And now after all this, he can see the results in the microscope?

But not in the actual lab?

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#Monsterdon Half Cured Zompires have guns and are terrified of Morgan. Yeah, this doesn’t bode well.

And as someone else commented, surprisingly contemporary…

Gosh, a blood based vaccine ... I sure hope he doesn't have any blood borne pathogens

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The vampires put a hit on him! #Monsterdon

@moira @blogdiva

We know too much about this stuff now.

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still think all cops are bastards? 😏 #monsterdon

you've seen slow zombies.

you've seen fast zombies.

now: FAST ZOMPIRES WITH GUNS.

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Spotted a zompire ballerina.

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@yogajedi I can't decide if they are supposed to be communists or fascists. #Monsterdon

run, idiot, he's like... oh, so these mimes are the iron spear people? okay then. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm picturing the blooper reel where she immediately starts chowing down on the garlic wreath

Oh god with the freaking strings

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Any time Vincent says it's gonna be all right, it most certainly will not be. And you can take that to the bank. #Monsterdon

"Man ignores danger credibly explained to him by a woman" is such a 60s trope. #Monsterdon

@blogdiva his theory is he got bit by a bat years before the plague and got a weaker form of the disease and so is immune to this one

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Don't be afraid, he says, handing her a giant pile of allergens. I've only been murdering people for 3 years when I already knew how I might save them.
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mm, Ben's having a Galaxy Brain moment, people, we are about to be in real trouble, me thinks. #monsterdon

Vincent is a walking talking Paxlovid machine #Monsterdon

Vincent Price, telling you not to be afraid...

#monsterdon #BeVeryAfraid

He’s the only one who knows the cure. Hmm. #Monsterdon

I too enjoy a good faceful of garlic

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Listen Vince. You've been wrong about some pretty big things so far so maybe listen to the lady #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon New Half Cured Zompires do not approve of old style Ben.

Yeaaaaah that's some goooood garlic #Monsterdon

Vincent Price can smother me in garlic anytime. I'll make him a nice pasta sauce with it.
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personally I would *love* to be surprised by garlic all over my face but I'm just a person with good culinary taste. #Monsterdon

Nihilistic Beatnik Brigade has arrived! Run, Bobby, run! #monsterdon

Uh, Vince, I don't mean to be a dick about your glorious discovery,

but this basically means you've vamped her.

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just bite into that garlic like Chairman Kaga, lady, i dare you. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ben is a zombie genius, finally thinking to hit the mirror with a rock!

.... you styled my hair while I was asleep? #Monsterdon

"do you know what this means?"
uh, she can't go home, that's one thing. #monsterdon

I don't get it. Is she supposed to hold him at gunpoint until someone ELSE shows up to kill him? How does that work?

"Sit still and wait until they come to kill you, or else I'll kill you?"

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confesh: I haven't read the original novella nor seen "I Am Legend" so I'm honestly surprised by the plot developments and pleased by the nuanced departures from the normal zombie-movie tropes. #Monsterdon

Did he Cosby her? #Monsterdon