"You don't believe that some of the dead have come back?"

"I'm Vincent Price, what do you think I believe?"

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#monsterdon This specimen shows the highest bacon count I've seen so far!

#Monsterdon God I hate it when Dr. Mercer plods

Lab seccurity: BSL -10

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#Monsterdon “Great Man of Science.” Yeah, those are never as good as they think.

Verge would be a sick name for a nonbinary person and you know it #monsterdon

spoilers: everything was not all right. #monsterdon

Is this the sexiest Vincent Price we've had yet on Monsterdon? He looks haggard but that's more the character than this young virile actor.
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Those damn Europeans are at it again. Turning all humans into vampires. Rude! #Monsterdon

@paco YES, Vincent Morgan, the "vampire" plague virus is AIRBORNE, so many infectious diseases are! #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

The Pit... and the Pendulum? Eh? Eh? Vincent? Right?
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Right now our problem is to cut that cake

lol

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Oh sure, when he carries off a child shouting "card tricks! card tricks!" it's a reminder of joyful pastoral memory, but when I'm doing it, I'm "kidnapping the mayor's son." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wasn't Uncle Ben's haircut perfected on last week's movie?

I want more information about this "Cut-Rate Polaris Force". #monsterdon

"It's highly theoretical"

They said that about Covid too.

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It's the EU miasma

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A disease overseas decimating the population in America? Preposterous! #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

That's not the Uncle Ben I remember. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Oh great. He's a virus-denier.

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Whenever old movies show someone watching a movie projector, they always do it wrong. No part of a projected image can be darker than the thing it's projected on.

It just looks so fake. Or like he's got a zero-bevel OLED TV. #monsterdon

"why are you always filming us, it's making me uncomfortable...."

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Ahh, it wouldn't be a Vincent Price flick without maniacal laughter verging into sobbing! LET IT OUT, VINCE! Let it out. <patpat>

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@jonny he needs a giant disco ball

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Bet that's the last time he falls asleep on a coffin

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Thing about vampires, they're not so strong

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now you are in for it, Vincent Prince #monsterdon

#Monsterdon can you imagine trying to jack someone and they get out of the car and make you look at yourself in a mirror??

The zompire that does all the talking is hilarious. I’m LMFBO. #Monsterdon

Rolling into #monsterdon late again but rolling in nonetheless!

#Monsterdon Wait .. we just want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty!

Shoving away the adoring fans
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Good thing those zombie vampires are push-overs

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#Monsterdon good thing these guys fight like 90 year old drunks

Oh for the days when a post-apocalyptic survivor would still dress in a sweater-vest and well tailored tweed sports jacket #monsterdon

I do wish this version had subtitles. When he's not doing ADR, Vincent's a little mumbly. #Monsterdon

Alright, welcome back gang! In this video we're going to learn how to make a vampire stake on the lathe.

Don't forget to like and subscribe, get your own stake on my Etsy shop, and come back next week when we try this with resin!

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He just can't close the back, can he? #monsterdon

hey guys this is just like fallout #monsterdon

three years in so he's basically living The Endless Eight Hundred?

jeez, no wonder he's so fucked up

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#monsterdon You do you, but I'm calling them vampires

Welp. Time to burn the zombies. Then make the donuts I guess. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

This is already better than the Will Smith version, and I liked that one just fine. #Monsterdon

Wait, how do they know his name?

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Bebop weakens vampires, we all know this #monsterdon

hoping the music in this scene is diegetic and he's listening to big band music while zompires try to break in

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it's shamblin time #Monsterdon

So they’re like zombie vampires who hate jazz #monsterdon

And they know his name!

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Oh great, more beatniks #monsterdon

Zombies with sticks, OK

And they speak English!

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You'd think he'd be busy working on inventing noise cancelling headphones. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Twelve hours of darkness…”. So I’m going to play some loud music so they know I’m here!

Folks, let's get this straight. Are we calling them zombies or vampires? Zompires? Vambies? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I pass by the Rotiss-o-mat and the bake-o-mat, no, today I need to visit the garlic-o-mat

#Monsterdon garlic, garlic everywhere; and not a noodle in sight. :C

Vincent Price is a singular actor of immense talent, but he stakes a vampire like he's setting up a lawn sprinkler. #Monsterdon

I gotta think filming this is HARD in 1963. Movie cameras were huge and that's a TON of mirrors. #monsterdon

Vampire on the ground, then a shot of VP staking from a standing position, do his stakes telescope? #monsterdon

looting the mirror store as one does post-apocalypse
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Gotta say the Vincent Price narration is better than Charlton Heston's

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It’s a bit early for a montage scene don’t ya think?

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I'll Just do a little shopping at the Mirror Store

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how is the garlic at the store fresher than the garlic at home? they haven't gotten any orders from Associated Grocers #Monsterdon

@aburka say we're on the low end of what wikipedia says their volume is at 5k US gallons... idk how fuel efficient cars were in the 60s but let's say 10mpg to also be conservative, and also maybe 10 miles a day on average. so that would be 1 gallon a day, 13.6 years? doable. #monsterdon

Three years and he still hasn't moved ALL those mirrors to his place. Come on Vincent. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Oooh, I like the fades with him reading a book and the car and then the ferris wheel...I thought we were only supposed to watch bad movies?

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Ok, generator in supermarket explains the power still working. At least that makes sense

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Evert grocery store should have an electric generator

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The real dream of all modern post-apoc fiction : I could just walk into the grocery store and take anything I want! #monsterdon

vampires and hunks of beef, the perfect room, one might argue. #monsterdon

were those bodies filled with gunpowder? #Monsterdon

Vincent Prince understands the importance of masking #monsterdon

how long does it take for the mannequin phase of decomposition to set in? #monsterdon

Ok so how long could you run a car on one tanker's worth of whatever that is? #theydidthemath #monsterdon

So -- he lives to clean house?

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Slightly less polluted than actual LA, so that is nice

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Remember kids: Masking is important. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

He has coffee and orange juice, picks up a few yard bodies, then hand-lathes his own stakes? Seems like he's living his best life tbh

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Always have to wonder in these kinds of movies, "who runs the utilities?"

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Frankly you're better off leaving the City entirely, let the rats deal with all that....

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*Slaps car trunk* This baby can fit so many dead vampires

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Using a lathe with long sleeves?
Interesting choices for the last guy on earth.

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that's the stinky trunk. can't ever get that smell out. #Monsterdon

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

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I can't live a heartbeat away from hell, the transit situation is terrible and the rent is too high! I have to live out in purgatory somewhere. Or Renton.

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@catzilla I need chocolate too, before I commit to this lifestyle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This isn't part of the movie, Vincent just has a lot of woodworking project to do for his wife, and he insists on doing them on set.

My dude, you're the last man on earth; you don't need to tuck in your shirt!

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Pick up more? I hope he knows where there's a garlic farm. Because after three years the stores' garlic will be as dried-out as his

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Methodically crafting stakes with a lathe. Loving it. #monsterdon

Where is he still getting OJ like 3 years in, dang
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Just me and dolly now #monsterdon

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Corpses are restless in this movie. They shift positions drastically in scenes and in cars as scenes progress.

Steering wheels also move from side to side.

(So it may not be your gummie.)

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Me at work: "I have to control my anger. Anger can make me vulnerable."

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I wonder how he chose his callsign?
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I already like Vincent better than Charlton Heston in the Omega Man version.

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"I'm on International frequency, come in.'" Dude: if anybody receives your transmission, they KNOW what frequency you're on. #monsterdon

OK, the "fresh" dead bodies are empties the vamps discard when they're drained, and are weaker vamps themselves.

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he woke up with perfect hair

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