"Why do you turn away!"

Well you're shoving an entire thing of garlic in my face and I have a working nose, Vince :/ #Monsterdon

i call it, Vincent And Garlic, how do you like it, darling? #monsterdon

"Last I saw him he was climbing on the luggage conveyer at the airport and then he was just gone"

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

he is pretty dismissive of the remaining Humanity of those infected.....

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@blogdiva In contrast with the typical #Monsterdon movie, I suspect we are actually going to find out

Show a guy a skirt and he gets over his dead wife and kid, just like that

#Monsterdon

I wouldn't come with you if you were The Last Man on..oh wait!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I believe this is called “trauma bonding.”

Vincent Price runs like a librarian chasing a book cart that was accidentally bumped and is rolling away. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon lmao two worst runners left in the world

Why are people using #monsterdon? What does it mean?

DON'T GO I NEED TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BACON IN YOUR BLOOOOD
#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Nooooooooo pubby! ;___;

#Monsterdon

Oh, no. According to this laughably small student microscope, the blood is full of squiggly lines.

#monsterdon

IS THAT THE DOG I CANT HANDLE IT #monsterdon

"Would you rather be trapped in a forest with a lonely guy or a horde of zombies?"
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe This is what we in the biz call foreshadowing. #Monsterdon

man how would you go about making contact with the other person doing the staking out there. like you have to, but also they could just be in full on bloodlust mode and want to rule the wastes #monsterdon

Uh oh, the dog's got bacon too. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Man, remember when we watched The Blob and that movie waffled back and forth about whether the dog died or not? For like *an hour*? #Monsterdon

Vincent can't run for nothing. #Monsterdon

Does the dog die...if it was never alive??? 😬

#TheLastManOnEarth
#Monsterdon

I was expecting zombie dog #monsterdon

"Y'all wanna go watch a film?"
"Nah, it's Tuesday. It's go-bang-on-Morgan's-house night." #monsterdon

The answer is NOT any of the versions of movies based on his book, but (D) Night of the Living Dead.

Ironically, George Romero said that NOTLD used "The Last Man on Earth" as a graphic blueprint.

#Monsterdon

@nev even all his intestinal bacteria are zompire bacteria now, that's why he's got a tummyache

#monsterdon

Well at least her blindness got better #monsterdon

WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR KETTLE OFF THE STOVE PLEASE KOKB I AM BEGGING YOU

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"His exellency the governor?" WHut?
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Stupid question- why didn't he just roam the streets with a can of gas, burning the bodies in place?

#monsterdon

Stake. It’s what’s for dinner.

#Monsterdon

Where do they come from? Where do they go? COTTON EYE JOE

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Somebody's been staking in my territory!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Are we just not gonna talk about the flying saucer building in the background. #Monsterdon

Where was this filmed?

#monsterdon

they wouldn't use a puppy as a lure would they?

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"let me in" giving me chills #Monsterdon

Wait. Hold the fuck up. Animals died too? Are we talking just mammals? Vertebrates? Or, like, all animals? Nematodes and shit? I feel like there would be some seriously far-ranging ecological consequences.

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The dog is definitely leading him into a trap. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon noooo don't tell me there's a dog in this one too

@plaidtron3000 @RobynGoodfellow

MOOOORRRGAN We Hope This Email Finds You Well

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

"There was a time when I shopped for a car. Now I'm searching for a"

Batmobile? #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Morgan! Three zombies would like you to join their network on LinkedIn!

#monsterdon

Morrgaaan! We need to talk to you about your car's extended warranty!

#Monsterdon

In sickness and in health, Robert!

#Monsterdon

wwwwow effective makeup on vampire Verge, ironically #monsterdon

Knowing me I'll come back from the dead moaning "coffee" and "bad movies".

#monsterdon

If someone is outside my door whispering "let me in! Let me in!" and not answering any questions, I'll usually open the door for them. It's the polite thing to do.

#monsterdon

I knew it #Monsterdon

welp. guess we know why they burn 'em now. #monsterdon

let me in
let me in

okay, this part is for real creepy. great job, movie. #monsterdon

But the wife came back the very next day. The wife came back. He thought she was a goner. But the wife came back she just wouldn't stay awaaaaaay. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon The whispering vampire wife is a WHOLE NEW level of creepy. This movie doesn’t fuck around.

So zombification brings their sight back? #Monsterdon

I will never join #monsterdon because I like to guess what the movie is

Going from silly man can't close doors and has everlasting food and gas to "my daughter's down there" and Virge deteriorating in a matter of a couple of hours is big time rough.
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Uncle Ben? With great presents comes great tragedy.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Movies and novels really make you underestimate how hard digging a grave would be. #monsterdon

oh wait we did get a bingo, he told his wife to wait here when he went to the lab

didn't he?

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She's in the passenger seat of the car, covered in a sheet. Just like on their honeymoon... #monsterdon

You know he's a professional when he can dig a whole grave while keeping the suit on
#monsterdon

Damn this is more of the true story of a plague than it is a bad story about vampires

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

This is Luna's first #monsterdon

Just gonna throw you out of the car like an unwanted pet #Monsterdon

"a lot of daughters are in there including my own" god talk about a pot shot #monsterdon

i would not be standing over the burn pit without a gas mask dog that is 100% the worst air to breath in the whole world #monsterdon

Oh jeez, that line, wow, dark.

#Monsterdon

Universe, this movie is not pulling punches.

#monsterdon

jesus, dude, this movie ain't no joke. including my own. ooooofff. #monsterdon

I'm watching on Amazon and there are a lot of closed captions that say [sound of the… ] so far, wind, fire, knocking, the car... not sure what else. We almost have an entire 70s band!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Damn it man! Never nap in a cemetery!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

she'll be okay, i'm sure of it

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon Accidentally, a very real bit of human psychology here. When the neighbor’s husband is carted off, it’s sad. When it’s YOUR family it’s a national emergency.

Oh come on, no need for a doctor for a little blindness

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@jsadow Well it's underperforming in the kaiju fighting department #monsterdon

#Monsterdon My daughter turned into a stuffed animal! The virus has changed! Heaven help us, we'll all be stuffies.

So, the trick to surviving the apocalypse is... a mustache?

#monsterdon

"Mankind won't be destroyed."

Much. #Monsterdon

Night of the living nosy neighbors!
Cool smooth jazz.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

So when Ben is sick, HE should go to a doctor. But when Vincent's own daughter is sick, a doctor is a bad idea? Who does he dislike more? His daughter or Ben?
#monsterdon

"His Excellency" or "The Honorable" are both correct forms of address for US Governors.

Excellency is considered old fashioned in most states, though. #monsterdon

This is like the Decameron if there were vampire-zombies.

#Monsterdon

The singular of bacilli is bacillus #monsterdon

Look Ben, for old times sake, why don't you carry me around while shouting "Card tricks!" #Monsterdon

The movie is so tense right now, the bushes are trembling.

#monsterdon

People had an abundance of garlic back then, didn’t they? #Monsterdon

If you call a doctor, he'll report it!

Stop doing all this testing! That's why numbers are so high!

#monsterdon

I'M NOT DEAD YET

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

That doctor and his vampire stories! It's nice seeing them all just call the virus "the plague" - so much scarier!

#Monsterdon #lastmanonearth

The scene of his sick kid is made even more creepy by the bad child acting #monsterdon

Mommy, mommy mommy where are you? Papa can you hear me? #Monsterdon

That was the governor of every American city during the pandemic

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wtf she owns multiple quilted housecoats?!
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"His excellency the governor"?? #monsterdon

As we saw in Return of the Living Dead, burning the dead is always a good idea.

#monsterdon

Listen to Mitt Romney, Vincent. He has a massive forehead. Some people tell stories about big headed men of science saving the world. #Monsterdon

His Excellency The Governor? What the hell?

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Who is that guy in the background?

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#Monsterdon Scientist considers vampires a serious hypothesis. Dr. Morgan (Price) prefers modern germ theory. Irony…

Wow, the pit has a backstory!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth