But the wife came back the very next day. The wife came back. He thought she was a goner. But the wife came back she just wouldn't stay awaaaaaay. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
#Monsterdon The whispering vampire wife is a WHOLE NEW level of creepy. This movie doesnβt fuck around.
So zombification brings their sight back? #Monsterdon
I will never join #monsterdon because I like to guess what the movie is
Going from silly man can't close doors and has everlasting food and gas to "my daughter's down there" and Virge deteriorating in a matter of a couple of hours is big time rough.
#monsterdon
Uncle Ben? With great presents comes great tragedy.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
Movies and novels really make you underestimate how hard digging a grave would be. #monsterdon
oh wait we did get a bingo, he told his wife to wait here when he went to the lab
didn't he?
Damn this is more of the true story of a plague than it is a bad story about vampires
This is Luna's first #monsterdon
Just gonna throw you out of the car like an unwanted pet #Monsterdon
"a lot of daughters are in there including my own" god talk about a pot shot #monsterdon
i would not be standing over the burn pit without a gas mask dog that is 100% the worst air to breath in the whole world #monsterdon
Universe, this movie is not pulling punches.
jesus, dude, this movie ain't no joke. including my own. ooooofff. #monsterdon
I'm watching on Amazon and there are a lot of closed captions that say [sound of the⦠] so far, wind, fire, knocking, the car... not sure what else. We almost have an entire 70s band!
Damn it man! Never nap in a cemetery!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
she'll be okay, i'm sure of it
#Monsterdon Accidentally, a very real bit of human psychology here. When the neighborβs husband is carted off, itβs sad. When itβs YOUR family itβs a national emergency.
Oh come on, no need for a doctor for a little blindness
@jsadow Well it's underperforming in the kaiju fighting department #monsterdon
#Monsterdon My daughter turned into a stuffed animal! The virus has changed! Heaven help us, we'll all be stuffies.
So, the trick to surviving the apocalypse is... a mustache?
"Mankind won't be destroyed."
Much. #Monsterdon
Night of the living nosy neighbors!
Cool smooth jazz.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
So when Ben is sick, HE should go to a doctor. But when Vincent's own daughter is sick, a doctor is a bad idea? Who does he dislike more? His daughter or Ben?
#monsterdon
"His Excellency" or "The Honorable" are both correct forms of address for US Governors.
Excellency is considered old fashioned in most states, though. #monsterdon
This is like the Decameron if there were vampire-zombies.
The singular of bacilli is bacillus #monsterdon
Look Ben, for old times sake, why don't you carry me around while shouting "Card tricks!" #Monsterdon
The movie is so tense right now, the bushes are trembling.
If you call a doctor, he'll report it!
Stop doing all this testing! That's why numbers are so high!
I'M NOT DEAD YET
That doctor and his vampire stories! It's nice seeing them all just call the virus "the plague" - so much scarier!
The scene of his sick kid is made even more creepy by the bad child acting #monsterdon
Mommy, mommy mommy where are you? Papa can you hear me? #Monsterdon
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That was the governor of every American city during the pandemic
wtf she owns multiple quilted housecoats?!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
"His excellency the governor"?? #monsterdon
As we saw in Return of the Living Dead, burning the dead is always a good idea.
Listen to Mitt Romney, Vincent. He has a massive forehead. Some people tell stories about big headed men of science saving the world. #Monsterdon
Who is that guy in the background?
His Excellency The Governor? What the hell?
Wow, the pit has a backstory!
"You don't believe that some of the dead have come back?"
"I'm Vincent Price, what do you think I believe?"
#monsterdon This specimen shows the highest bacon count I've seen so far!
#Monsterdon God I hate it when Dr. Mercer plods
Lab seccurity: BSL -10
Verge would be a sick name for a nonbinary person and you know it #monsterdon
spoilers: everything was not all right. #monsterdon
Is this the sexiest Vincent Price we've had yet on Monsterdon? He looks haggard but that's more the character than this young virile actor.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
Those damn Europeans are at it again. Turning all humans into vampires. Rude! #Monsterdon
@paco YES, Vincent Morgan, the "vampire" plague virus is AIRBORNE, so many infectious diseases are! #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
The Pit... and the Pendulum? Eh? Eh? Vincent? Right?
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
Oh sure, when he carries off a child shouting "card tricks! card tricks!" it's a reminder of joyful pastoral memory, but when I'm doing it, I'm "kidnapping the mayor's son." #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wasn't Uncle Ben's haircut perfected on last week's movie?
I want more information about this "Cut-Rate Polaris Force". #monsterdon
It's the EU miasma
A disease overseas decimating the population in America? Preposterous! #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
That's not the Uncle Ben I remember. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth
Oh great. He's a virus-denier.
Whenever old movies show someone watching a movie projector, they always do it wrong. No part of a projected image can be darker than the thing it's projected on.
It just looks so fake. Or like he's got a zero-bevel OLED TV. #monsterdon
"why are you always filming us, it's making me uncomfortable...."
Ahh, it wouldn't be a Vincent Price flick without maniacal laughter verging into sobbing! LET IT OUT, VINCE! Let it out. <patpat>
@jonny he needs a giant disco ball
Bet that's the last time he falls asleep on a coffin
Thing about vampires, they're not so strong
now you are in for it, Vincent Prince #monsterdon
#Monsterdon can you imagine trying to jack someone and they get out of the car and make you look at yourself in a mirror??
The zompire that does all the talking is hilarious. Iβm LMFBO. #Monsterdon
Rolling into #monsterdon late again but rolling in nonetheless!
#Monsterdon Wait .. we just want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty!
Shoving away the adoring fans
#monsterdon
Good thing those zombie vampires are push-overs
#Monsterdon good thing these guys fight like 90 year old drunks
Oh for the days when a post-apocalyptic survivor would still dress in a sweater-vest and well tailored tweed sports jacket #monsterdon
I do wish this version had subtitles. When he's not doing ADR, Vincent's a little mumbly. #Monsterdon
Alright, welcome back gang! In this video we're going to learn how to make a vampire stake on the lathe.
Don't forget to like and subscribe, get your own stake on my Etsy shop, and come back next week when we try this with resin!
He just can't close the back, can he? #monsterdon
hey guys this is just like fallout #monsterdon
three years in so he's basically living The Endless Eight Hundred?
jeez, no wonder he's so fucked up
#monsterdon You do you, but I'm calling them vampires
Welp. Time to burn the zombies. Then make the donuts I guess. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
This is already better than the Will Smith version, and I liked that one just fine. #Monsterdon
Wait, how do they know his name?
Bebop weakens vampires, we all know this #monsterdon
hoping the music in this scene is diegetic and he's listening to big band music while zompires try to break in
it's shamblin time #Monsterdon
So theyβre like zombie vampires who hate jazz #monsterdon
And they know his name!
Oh great, more beatniks #monsterdon
You'd think he'd be busy working on inventing noise cancelling headphones. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βTwelve hours of darknessβ¦β. So Iβm going to play some loud music so they know Iβm here!
Folks, let's get this straight. Are we calling them zombies or vampires? Zompires? Vambies? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I pass by the Rotiss-o-mat and the bake-o-mat, no, today I need to visit the garlic-o-mat
#Monsterdon garlic, garlic everywhere; and not a noodle in sight. :C
Vincent Price is a singular actor of immense talent, but he stakes a vampire like he's setting up a lawn sprinkler. #Monsterdon