"The last—man—" oh no he died before saying the name of the film. Damn shame. DAMN shame. #Monsterdon

He uses HIS BLOOD to turn one of THEM into ONE OF HIS KIND. He is a reverse Dracula! HAHAHHA!
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

"Don't kill me, you morons!" #Monsterdon

Why are there women and children coming up in the military operation? #monsterdon

He wasn't able to overcome the dramatic value of dying in a church. #Monsterdon

Morgan's basically the cop from Wicker Man, Good Bye #monsterdon

"they were afraid of me"
dude, you killed like 100s of them.
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza They were going to church, I think. And the cured zombies apparently all dress in black?

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Can only wear black in the New World Society #monsterdon

Quick! To the Confessional!

#monsterdon

Y'know, I was gonna make a joke about him throwing these dinky smoke bombs half a foot in front of him, but they actually do seem to completely inhibit the soldier's ability to shoot him quite effectively. #Monsterdon

So the un-undead have hipster uniforms?

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#Monsterdon Talk about killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

Pew pew...dadadow

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Wow, just.... wow.

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TIMESTAMPING TO GO BACK TO CLIP THAT GRENADE THROW #monsterdon

Heh, Vince has such a fey grenade throw :D #Monsterdon

This really is the 1950's if the police armory door is completely unlocked

#Monsterdon

That zompire death moan was pretty sad. #Monsterdon

Wait, you can just shoot them?

#Monsterdon

this tommy gun shoots wood bullets! #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

aaand everyone ignores the one woman who knows the truth, thank you 1960s. #monsterdon

Vamp on vamp violence. Always so sad. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They actually filmed two endings for the Will Smith version of this film.

One where the zombies are just mindless zombies, and one where they turn out to still be alive.

I think for the theatrical release they decided to use the boring uncomplicated ending.

also he has to contend with the fact that he killed like hundreds of people and he should have been going around with a syringe rather than a stake this whole time and maybe he should have never been staking people at all since he can easily repel them with multiple reliable means #monsterdon

"My blood is the cure!"

I mean the last thing this movie needed was more Christ imagery, but whatever. #Monsterdon

I can eat Italian again!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

The guys in black are a little too "fascist militia" for my taste...

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Why didn't he do that in the first place??

#Monsterdon

ok hold up robert maybe be a little coy about the antidote being your blood because you are teeing yourself up to be taken hostage as a bloodbag #monsterdon

Monoclonal Antibodies?

#monsterdon

Even though I don't participate in/with #Monsterdon, it's always fun to see friends Toot along enthusiastically!
So, while at times the time line is flooded with these toots, I would not wanna mute it...
It's good to see friends be so engaged and have so much fun!
Enjoy it everyone! 🎬

I like this city map, where he's marked off the areas he's staked all the zombies.

That is a LOT.

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I hope his blood type is compatible with hers. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Why doesn't he just give her the shot?

#monsterdon

I was bitten by a bat. I'm now something of a, bat-man, if you will

#Monsterdon

She's gonna be the Rosalind Franklin to his Watson and Crick. #monsterdon

holy shit. I. LEGEND. dude. i have GOT to read this novel! #monsterdon

society has already reorganised itself and found an Other to blame things on....

#monsterdon

She was right!

Also, "if I could find him" - the guy who shows up at his house every night - "I would destroy him." Seems unlikely.
#monsterdon

Vampire Ben at the door: Card tricks... caaard triiicks.... #monsterdon

Yep. https://strangeobject.space/@yogajedi/112867344288735164

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

He keeps hitting the hoardings. They keep falling off. But the hoardings seem to remain. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

DOGE!
Wait no run away! Run for the hills pupper.
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

oh hell yeah we're gonna have a blood-off like in John Carpenter's The Thing #monsterdon

You're a monster to them -- she's not wrong.

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

oh maybe I saw this film before

#monsterdon

@yatsu works for me! #monsterdon

oh

he's batman

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

he was protected by the power of being Vincent Price, that's why he survived. #monsterdon

oh god he's actually patient zero aaaaaaa
#monsterdon

You can’t go out there now, I’ve been oh so lonely. #Monsterdon

He could have just made her a dish with some garlic? Perhaps a nice shrimp scampi? I guess the garlic assault was more theatrical

#Monsterdon

Your husband must have been torn to pieces by different vampires than these, because these guys couldn't tear apart a Cinnabon. #Monsterdon

man these 1960s symbiotes were massive, they got way smaller by the 23rd century

https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/112867331134011372

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"Do you wanna come with me or do you wanna face THEM?!"

Well Mr. Price, we have to assume she *also* survived 3 years of the apocalypse so she can probably take care of herself!

#Monsterdon

He's serving coffee from a tea pot.

It is the end of the world

#monsterdon

"Why do you turn away!"

Well you're shoving an entire thing of garlic in my face and I have a working nose, Vince :/ #Monsterdon

i call it, Vincent And Garlic, how do you like it, darling? #monsterdon

"Last I saw him he was climbing on the luggage conveyer at the airport and then he was just gone"

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

he is pretty dismissive of the remaining Humanity of those infected.....

#monsterdon

@blogdiva In contrast with the typical #Monsterdon movie, I suspect we are actually going to find out

Show a guy a skirt and he gets over his dead wife and kid, just like that

#Monsterdon

I wouldn't come with you if you were The Last Man on..oh wait!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I believe this is called “trauma bonding.”

#Monsterdon lmao two worst runners left in the world

Why are people using #monsterdon? What does it mean?

DON'T GO I NEED TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BACON IN YOUR BLOOOOD
#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Nooooooooo pubby! ;___;

#Monsterdon

Oh, no. According to this laughably small student microscope, the blood is full of squiggly lines.

#monsterdon

IS THAT THE DOG I CANT HANDLE IT #monsterdon

"Would you rather be trapped in a forest with a lonely guy or a horde of zombies?"
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe This is what we in the biz call foreshadowing. #Monsterdon

Uh oh, the dog's got bacon too. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Man, remember when we watched The Blob and that movie waffled back and forth about whether the dog died or not? For like *an hour*? #Monsterdon

Vincent can't run for nothing. #Monsterdon

Does the dog die...if it was never alive??? 😬

#TheLastManOnEarth
#Monsterdon

"Y'all wanna go watch a film?"
"Nah, it's Tuesday. It's go-bang-on-Morgan's-house night." #monsterdon

@nev even all his intestinal bacteria are zompire bacteria now, that's why he's got a tummyache

#monsterdon

Well at least her blindness got better #monsterdon

"His exellency the governor?" WHut?
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Stupid question- why didn't he just roam the streets with a can of gas, burning the bodies in place?

#monsterdon

Where do they come from? Where do they go? COTTON EYE JOE

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Somebody's been staking in my territory!

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Are we just not gonna talk about the flying saucer building in the background. #Monsterdon

Where was this filmed?

#monsterdon

they wouldn't use a puppy as a lure would they?

#monsterdon

"let me in" giving me chills #Monsterdon

Wait. Hold the fuck up. Animals died too? Are we talking just mammals? Vertebrates? Or, like, all animals? Nematodes and shit? I feel like there would be some seriously far-ranging ecological consequences.

#Monsterdon

The dog is definitely leading him into a trap. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon noooo don't tell me there's a dog in this one too

@plaidtron3000 @RobynGoodfellow

MOOOORRRGAN We Hope This Email Finds You Well

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

@RobynGoodfellow Morgan! Three zombies would like you to join their network on LinkedIn!

#monsterdon

Morrgaaan! We need to talk to you about your car's extended warranty!

#Monsterdon

In sickness and in health, Robert!

#Monsterdon

wwwwow effective makeup on vampire Verge, ironically #monsterdon

Knowing me I'll come back from the dead moaning "coffee" and "bad movies".

#monsterdon

If someone is outside my door whispering "let me in! Let me in!" and not answering any questions, I'll usually open the door for them. It's the polite thing to do.

#monsterdon

I knew it #Monsterdon

let me in
let me in

okay, this part is for real creepy. great job, movie. #monsterdon