Much more vulnerable to shoves than traditional vampires. #Monsterdon

Gotta say, those zombies don't put up much of a fight. He did pretty well with a few slaps and aggressive pushes.

#Monsterdon

It's a GD zombie choir!!

#Monsterdon

A man who's tired of woodturning is a man who's tired of life #monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

My mom, as zombie vampires hug Vincent, while others eat his car:
"They just want to love you!"

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

also, my headcannon is Virge is short for Virgil. #monsterdon

Oh shit they have his car 😓

#Monsterdon

Seems like it might be safer in the funeral home

#Monsterdon

Stop sleeping on your dead wife. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

He really needs a different home. One without all these windows.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Price staring out into space actually manages to make me believe he’s been going through hell for three years. Damn good acting. In a #Monsterdon !

Oh man, does Vince have a dead wife *again?*

...Well I guess we can't be sure this one's actually dead either, can we? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Vincent is Peeved

@blogdiva I dunno. Did you see all that parking? #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

You can't have vampires without Catholicism, this is axiomatic. #Monsterdon

His candles are all cattywampus because he's using the wrong size taper for those candlesticks.

FUCKING PHILISTINE

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

okay, we were ragging on the man for not wandering around in PJs, but it seems he's barely changed his clothes in 3 years, so it's back to being realistic to me. #monsterdon

He's gonna need someone to make some hot dish if he going to have a funeral

#Monsterdon

Can’t you re-use those stakes? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza at least he's getting out of the house on the regular!

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon that shirt must have been starched as hell to still be standing up after 3 years of being worn 24/7

Crosses and garlic won't protect you from zombies.

#Monsterdon

No line at the Getty Center I see #Monsterdon

Crosses -- foiled again!

#Monsterdon

ok so has he changed clothes in the last three years? #monsterdon

Oof, felt that, another day 🙄

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#Monsterdon Coffee, garlic, woodworking, dump bodies, grocery run, and now ... prayer service? Didn't see that coming.

So he slept, on the couch, in his same clothes from yesterday, and doesn't get up to change them? Doesn't brush teeth. Goes straight to stake whittling. #monsterdon

The haphazard window coverings bother me as much as the upside down uhaul box last week.

#monsterdon

My inner altar boy is cringing at the lean of those church candles. #monsterdon

Vince needs to shake up the routine a little, do something to jazz his life up. Maybe try getting gas AFTER the burn pit this time! #Monsterdon

Now he’s gotta sharpen that skew chisel. #Monsterdon

vincent not a fan of grindcore i see
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@nev well see, i guess the only reliable way to tell if if they are trying to drink that blood #monsterdon

Hamlet had fewer soliloquies than this

#Monsterdon

The undead in "Last Man on Earth":

#Monsterdon

Is his tailgate broken?

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

That butt plug does NOT have a flange. DO NOT USE.

#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

another day, another steak. #monsterdon

#monsterdon what a fuck boy, just banging on the wall asking him to come out

I haven't seen him shower yet #monsterdon

So far, I think this is fairly close to the book?

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

sulky peeved recline on the couch while the vampires smash at the windows #Monsterdon

God, he has great eyes! #Monsterdon

Vincent you're so awesome just like *sigh* effin neighbourhood zombies so noisy at night

never change!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Maybe don't play such hip jazz? Play something like will repel them ... like bagpipe ska.

Zombies hate loud neighbors too.

#monsterdon

they can use crude weapons #monsterdon

Of course you can't see -- it's dark

#Monsterdon

another day, time for more coffee and garlic. #monsterdon

he WAS listening to big band music while zompires try to break in!

#monsterdon

Diegetic music, very nice. We rarely get that sort of directorial choice on #Monsterdon

the zombies just seem like normal guys that probably have some beef with how you staked all their friends through the heart and are living a life of jazzy splendor while they have to sleep in random places on the ground #monsterdon

He occasionally clasps his hands together and I can't tell if it's supposed to be cold, because outside looks like a desert

#Monsterdon

oh god they can talk #monsterdon

Is that fucking Sheldon at the door?

#Monsterdon

"These boards on your windows are unsightly!" - His HOA.
#monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Daddy, daddy is that you outside? #monsterdon

The Talking Dead. Yes, I know they’re vampires but they’re very zombie-like vampires. #Monsterdon

"Moooorgan, come out and plaaaaaay" #Monsterdon

> An old man had a habit of early morning walks on the beach. As he came closer he saw that it was a young woman and she was reaching down to the sand, picking up a starfish and very gently throwing them into the ocean.

> "Young lady", he asked, "Why are you throwing starfish into the ocean?"

> The young woman listened politely, paused and then bent down, picked up another starfish and threw it into the sea: "It made a difference for that one."

This movie is this, but for Vincent Price staking zombies

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon OK, articulate undead are somehow much more creepy.

Nice... their stiff movements and ill-fitting clothes, just like True Blood #monsterdon

@nev they seem like zombies so far? vampires are like made of bats i think #monsterdon

This is KZOM Jazz to kill survivors by. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Every body do the monster swing!

#Monsterdon

Twelve hours til sunrise? How equinoctial.

#monsterdon
#TheLastManOnEarth

They mostly come out at night. Mostly

#Monsterdon

Vampire Jazz!

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

plot twist: none of these people are vampires, they're just napping survivors, but Vincent has carbon monoxide poisoning from the generator in his garage so

#monsterdon

Oh, there’s gonna be a zombie rumble. #Monsterdon

floppy swing of a hammer and a "uUHH!" from the vampire #Monsterdon

The smell in the back of that car must be un-be-fucking-lievable.
#monsterdon

Yes, a million more overlays of Vincent Price impotently swinging a mallet please

#Monsterdon

I haven't much time left; it'll be dark in an hour.

...OK, just one more go on the ferris wheel. #monsterdon

Shazam says the Zombie music is "Twelve Long Hours" by Model Rocket Scientist...very fallable app!

#Monsterdon

I'm surprised at how mundane it is to live through an apocalypse TBH ...

Clean up the zombie dead, get some garlic, gas up the car, fix some mirrors, slay some zombies etc...just another routine day meh

#Monsterdon

It is getting dark soon. They mostly come out at night... mostly. #monsterdon

"Morgan, come ouuuttttt" from the neighbours as he drinks all night listening to Jazz.
The Single Man Life

#monsterdon

He's only been awake 20 minutes...should have gotten up earlier

#Monsterdon

ah, yes, the smell of fresh mirrors

#LastManOnEarth
#Monsterdon

Just throw out perfectly good garlic. So much he could make with that. Or just plant a protective garden around the house? #monsterdon

In honour of tonight's movie I'm drinking only coffee and orange jui—no just kidding, it's freaking summer here, it's a chelada

#Monsterdon

those mallet swings lack a bit of oomph #Monsterdon

bro you have not established why these people need to be staked at all so as far as i'm concerned "the last man on earth" is a total lie and it's really "the guy who took it upon himself to kill everyone else on earth" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I didn’t know I needed a Vincent Price road trip montage, but here we are. 🚙

Oh I forgot it's like THAT 😳 #MONSTERDON

The eternal burn pit #monsterdon

i like that without the narration this would just be Vincent Price wandering around touching garlic and doing a casual bit of corpse disposal
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon so far he apparently is surviving on coffee and garlic

He's a very casual Van Helsing, huh. "Whoops, found ya. Hol' still while I impale ye, please." #Monsterdon

If this film were in color, it just would not work.

#monsterdon

Oh, so it is a romantic comedy?

#Monsterdon

how convenient. A store of nothing but mirrors #monsterdon

Y'know, Death is a lot less of a downer in The Sandman. This must be when she was talking about being depressed for so long.

#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

If the Vampire Apocalypse happened in 2024, you wouldn't be able to do this because no one keeps three years' worth of stuff at the local store anymore.

#Monsterdon

"...who's the bad vampire? You are!"

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Good thing he lives in Pasadena, mirror capital of the West. The great reflected empire. #Monsterdon

only the plainest most rectangular mirrors will do. Vampires Hate Plain Rectangle Mirrors the Most. #Monsterdon